Anonymous (ID: QbUkHicM)
03/20/26(Fri)05:17:55 No.531178743

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Anonymous (ID: QbUkHicM) 03/20/26(Fri)05:17:55 No.531178743

> Be me, asleep
> Dreaming about enrolling in an elven elementary school (as a full-grown adult, but a toddler by elven standard so it's a loophole)
> Like all new "kid" I have to give a quick presentation about me
> Apparently in my dream the elves are at war with humans?
> Explain to the class I am here because the elves are using their longevity as a weapon to drag the war out, creating fatigue in the humans and thus an anti-war sentiment, allowing the elves to win easily by simply having their opponent give up an unpopular war
> Explain to the class that it is a smart tactics, but that their tactic could be used against them
> Their conception of time is warped, not only allowing loopholes such as the ones I used to enroll in an elementary school, but also blinding them to the fact that the humans could simply be made to forget about the war or be lured to believe it has ended already
> Continues by saying that if that were to happen, humans could simply start a "second, brand new war", with full support from the population because, to them, it had ended/been forgotten long enough for the fatigue to "reset"
> As I say that, I go to the door and block it, while we can hear planes outside and I know that the school is about to be bombarded
> IRL a mosquito fly in my ear, waking me up
> Mad that I got woken up in the middle of such a great moment
> While looking for the mosquito, realize that I might have had the reasoning behind the "second Iran war" revealed to me in a dream
> Laugh like hell, start computer, go on youtube
> Hear about a guy nicknamed "Afroman" winning his case against the cops, showing up to court in a USA flag costume while playing diss tracks he made calling the sheriff a fatass or about fucking one cop's wife
> Laugh even more

Today's gonna be a great day
First time greentexting, hope it worked