open up anon, you've been drafted to fight in Iran. America needs you
You won, tranny
>>531182218I'm not American but good luck in your future endeavours, mutt.
>>531182218
>"be right there in a minute friends, come on in! it's open!"
>>531182218>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>>531182218*BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG*
>>531182218okay just give me a minute
this is a good one i would fill it up with pig shit tho
>>531182218Sorry zogbot I trooned out years ago so I can't go
>>531182218Why are there so many threads about a draft when it simply won't happen?You nigger faggots do know we were balls deep in several ME wars for decades and never one was there a shortage of niggers and spics to kill arabs.
>>531182999Last time we had a multi-national coalition and were fighting a far less dangerous opponent.The Pentagon itself has admitted it's an option now.Why do you all act like it isn't?
>>531182218> mfw
>>531182218Remember lads, if you can hold a conscription officer down, two of you can rape him/her. Travel in pairs
>>531182218but im 49 years old
>>531183877That is the ideal conscription age. You are past your productive capcity and your death will not affect the future birth rate.The average age of Ukrainian conscripts is 48. The average.
>>531182218>tfw serious violence criminal record and not eligible for anything
you know my great grandfather got drafted to fight in world war 1 despite not even being a u.s. citizen, they just kind of grabbed him off the street then shipped him to that meat grinder, he was deported back to Italy after the war
>>531184037Surely anyone over 35 is basically useless in an infantry role
>>531182218>answer door naked and with a bonerawesome! but i'll need you to suck me off til i cum officer!
>>531182667>I'm not AmericanStop raising the American flag then.
>>531184129Yeah, they definitely don't want violent criminals in their ranks, no sir
>>531184171The only "role" infantry has is to soak up drone and artillery fire. The time-to-KIA on the Ukranian front lines is less than 6 hours. Recruits don't get training.This has been going on for 4 years now. Vans picking men young, middle aged, and old off the street and all but driving them directly to the front. You've chosen to remain ignorant because you don't want to accept what is coming for you.
>>531184171Less useful, sure, but they can still be very effective if motivated. The average Ukrainian casualty is 41, so these guys are absolutely seeing combat.
>>531182218>Knock-Kno
>>531184568>barbecue_bacon.gif
>>531184568I was looking for that gif.>Come in, im disabled.>BOOM
I'll be out in a minute
>>531184817Holy shit is that a nigger or a jap?
Good year to harvest the broccoli hairs I tell ya hwat
>>531184629>>531184772And then from the neighbors tree-line...
>>531182218Reporting for duty...
>>531184129hohoho, looks like we've got an autodidact here. I know just the place for you!
They won't be going door to door. The draft is a lottery-based system that uses birthdays and will be announced in multiple places. E.g. all men born between January and March 2008 are to report. You will be told when and where to report and if you don't, you will be AWOL, as the moment your lot is announced, you are officially considered enlisted in the armed forces. You will be subject to multiple penalties that may include jail time and hefty fines. Your accounts will be frozen and a warrant will be issued.
>>531182218Sorry, I already have orders.
>>531182680Woooh! Antisemetism alert!
>>531185520>They won't be going door to door.When they only get 20% of the cucks they expect and need, yes they will. And the Van Goy-Napping will start as well.
>>531182218I'm Jewish the goy loves next door, thank you for your service though
>>531185520>a warrant will be issued.And whoever serves that warrant will collect generous hazard pay
>>531184336Any sensible military does not hire criminals, I'll be just above literal retards on the list.
>>531182218Even the Ukrainian know that knocking on the door is a bad idea.
>>531182999It plays into this weird power fantasy that somehow the US government will see the hidden potential inside every slovenly neckbeard but said neckbeard will finally be able to vent his frustration that the system wasn't on its hands and knees for all his life. These faggots want to feel like a grizzled veteran being called for "one more job" when in truth a draft recruiter would have to step through a mountain of fast food delivery rubbish to even knock on said door.
>>531182999KYS nigger
>>531185520Technically you're not supposed to anyway but I live in an Army town. Base recently re-issued strict orders that soldiers are not to leave Base unless absolutely necessary, not to stay in stores off-base for more than 10 minutes if they can help it and never to go anywhere in uniform or wearing something that can identify them as active duty.They are preparing for active, violent reprisal against this.It's not Iranians they're worried about.
>>531182218>>531185520>>531185608If that happens, it's gonna go a little bit like this scene from the Patriot here for them.
>>531185697>Sherrifs! We have a warrant anon!>You didnt serve as a shabbos goy!Good luck drafting niggers. You didnt learn from the Gerald R Ford poopie incident or the fire incident?
>>531185520>option A: get sent to die in the meat grinder.>option B: refuse and have your life ruined.They're just begging for people to create option C: kill every traitor that tries to throw me into a van.
>MIGAtards made it so trannies can't be drafted because they're seen mentally ill>MIGAtards also voted to be drafted
>>531187080>a little bitOhh it'll be alot-o-bit.
>>531182218Tell him that I don't know how I can open the door because mom is not at home
>>531182218B-but I only wanted big tiddy white girls in my vidya gaemz!
>>531185762Bro, are you kidding?They emptied the jails and prisons all the time in WW2 and up unti Vietnam.I'm also a 30-something twice-convicted felon and lately not in the best shape>unusual for mebut if you don't think Iran is gonna be a meat-grinder, go play some Mount & Blade Warband and go fight in the Kingdom of Rhodoks.Every battle in Iran is gonna be like that, that level of stratification.
>>531187908I legitimately think they are relying on how passive Americans are and the effectiveness of all their police-state powers they have been building up over the decades.I'm not entirely sure, though, they are prepared for just how many neurodivergent wiggers they're gonna have to tard-wrangle who have absolutely nothing left to lose and an actual lifetime of hate and destructive, violent fantasies they've built up.
>>531188620Like I said in earlier posts, I grew up in an Army town. I came up in the 90s and went through my pre-teen years in the height of Iraq and Afghanistan.To say there's been a vibe shift in terms of patriotism and feelings toward military service from a class and race of people who have, historically, been enthusiastic and high-performance soldiers is an understatement.More than once I have watched GWOT vets tell their kids not to enlist and every time something like this came up whether it was Syria or Iran that if so much as a recruiter tried to pressure his son to sign up he was gonna go right up to the high school and blow the dude's fucking head off.You can say that's all talk but I don't think you understand how absolutely unheard of that sentiment is down in Dixie.People are not happy, this administration is about to wade into some tall fucking grass without their boots on.
>>531190303Good - Glad people have finally started to see the light.
>>531182218I have guns but I'd honestly rather use fire. If you're a kike puppet willing to forcefully send men to their death i'd much rather leave you horribly wounded disfigured and more importantly broken and traumatized for life. I'd be dead and they'd be labled as a hero and a martyr, but in the back of the minds of those with the same job, it would be a stark demoralizer when they realize that every door they knock on has a chance of leading to the outcome for them.
>>531190407Eh. I've been on this pill for a minute.I wanted to enlist but something in my gut just didn't feel right. Lots of family gave me heat for it at the time and I really wasn't politically developed or worldly enough yet to fully grasp it.Sometimes I do regret it - sometimes I think>fuck it anon, might as well check this bucket list item off toowith all this sabre-rattling.But people have been this way for a while, but it's been a minute since anything like this felt like it was gonna happen.For once, I wish the Nothing Ever Happens bros had been able to very smugly come around and post their memes at panicans again and we all just went back to normal.I've been moooooonitoring for like 3 fucking weeks.
>>531182218>okay just finishing up some vacuuming!
no Iranian ever tried to force me into war
>>531190574Earlier anon in the thread had a point when he said they're gonna count on that happening and it won't be that way.Some of you have never been on the run for real in your life and don't know how to move or what to do. You wouldn't make it and it's harder to do now than ever.At the risk of being Fed-Jacketed, if they are insane enough to start calling people up via Selective Service the best thing will be pre-emptive and aggressive action.Pic is Rel; Daily Reminder the Confederate Army that fought at First Manassas was, originally, supposedly being formed to fulfill a request by Washington for troops to suppress a rebellion.You can't just wait around for them to get you; they have all the resources and cards. People are gonna have to go on the aggressive if they want to be effective, I'm afraid.
>>531184129anon, that's officer material for Her Majesty's army. That's how you fought Napoleon!
I have Dirlewanger tattoed across my chest and 10 000 hours in rimworld
>>531184037Oh okSo when I was 18 they were planning to draft 18 year olds, now I’m 39 and they are planning to draft 39 year olds. Why did military doctrine suddenly shift so significantly?
>>531187018Civil war again?
>>531191319Stop asking questions, goy
>>531184568How does a civilian even..This must have been high profile raid
>>531185172https://youtu.be/OoWSWlAX6Sk
>>531192040Some south american shithole. Guy murdered his wife. When the cops kicked in the door to get him he'd rigged something with the gas. I think he'd also killed himself awhile ago at that point.
>>531185520The country implodes at this point.
There must be some kind of mistake. I voted for no new wars.
>>531191368Don't play with my emotions like that.
Start acting like a retarded cripple. I already have a touch of the tism so I'm halfway there
>>531183534They won't do shit.
>>531190303And then you see the Ukraine shit like >>531184417 and its clear its not a fight but a slaughter. How many people are going to willingly get sent to die like that? The problem is people know the truth now.
>>531182667KEK
>>531191319>Why did military doctrine suddenly shift so significantly?The jews want to kill all White people. Its a jewish war. A jewish draft will be a jewish genocide of Whites.
>>531190642There will be other battles anon, the right one might just come in our lifetime
>>531195211We're gonna find out soon if the 2nd Amendment was worth the time and ink it took to add it to the Constitution soon.
>>531195556I'm over 30 at this point m8, not exactly in the best shape anymore - though I've been hitting my stride again over the last 4 weeks. I don't see anyone on my team, so I'm happy to survive and be content. I have no more grand ambitions anymore - those took from me far more than they gave back.
>>531182218Zoomers will be drafted not millennials. Millennials have suffered enough. Fuck zoomers. Good riddance.
>>531191319birth rate declineyoung people are too valuable, so we gotta draft the elderly (30+) first
>>531195588>french soldierum okay
>tfw just joined the reserves at 34>learn useful skills to set up a far right militia>not at risk of being sent to warbest of both worlds lads
>>531185520this would instantly resoult in housing crisis and crashif you remove 15% of men renting rooms from the equasion, the landlords lose income, capital lose value that is frozen in houses and now you have 10 000 000 more homeless men roaming the streets,they will eat the food supermarkets thow away due to date expiry, they will litterary shit up streets with fecal matterthey will rob people and eventualy start raping womem due to lack of acces to wank off material as they probably jerked of daily but now they cant have they phone up online or they will be trackedyou think fent zombies are burden for cities? try forced draft on milenial and zoomer men
>>531195668Sounds like we're on the same side, doesnt take as many as anyone thinks
>>531182218>"Well yes I am psychologiccally and mentally stable and attend the capability to be placed with loaded artillery next to israelis and zionist. Thanks for drafting me, I promise I will do well"
>>531182837They might make you the commander. >>531195996Nice try, Jew.>>531185520I'd rather go through all that than kill for the Jews. >>531190303What a bad idea to start a war with Iran right after ICE agents murdered white people in Minnesota in cold blood and got away with it, and then the Jewish pedophile blackmail and spy network was let off the hook "to keep the whole system from collapsing". Oh well, not my problem, and I'm sure not fighting in your war MIGGERS.
>>531191096show your tattoo
>>531182218Read your fucking manual.
>>531183534put your money where your mouth is
>>531182218*discharges 12 ga slug through the door*
>>531185520DO IT FAGGOT LET'S FUCKING GO
>>531185520Fantastic, so you're saying they will come to me to die automatically?
>>531185520> Your accounts will be frozen and a warrant will be issued.The most well equiped to survive the draft are drug dealing niggers who only carry cash
>>531184568Hell yeah
>>531186350Only an out of touch retard would think this. Lmao
>>531196783Just 3% to Turn the World Upside Down, but we ain't even got that right now it looks like.
>>531196877It's not even just about ICE, it's about how the warrior class has been treated.Southerners, overwhelmingly, are the most capable and enthusiastic professional soldiers historically in the entire United States Armed Forces.Treating us like shit, sending us on bullshit wars for fifty years and then telling us all the great men who inspire us to the martial path are evil and tearing down everything associated with them while insisting we're all actually racist enemies of the Union and the biggest national security threat does not endear us to Washington.
>>531182218>open up anon, you've been drafted to fight in Iran. America needs youSir, this is a V.A. hospital, I'll have to call security if you keep pestering the patients.
>>531199638We're all niggers to Jews, pal - every single goyim.
>>531186350This is actually how many hiko Americans live and the hikos are growinf
>>531187389Dead cops my favorite. >>531187018Last night I heard the exact same thing in game. The guy I spoke to said he’s that they might announce a full scale invasion of Iran soon. His ship has orders to depart to the Middle East.
>>531182218Me no hablar englis
>>531182218Come in!
>>531185608I carry
>>531202777This is for the home defense
>>531182218>the government knocks on your door to give you a job>this is instead of begging on your hands & knees for anything that can provide for your familygood one
Oy vey, I'm Jewish. Maybe try the neighbor nextdoor, they got a 19 year old whos unemployed. Shalom.
>>531182218finally, you boys are here...LETS GO KILL SOME SHIAS LEADER AND RETAKE THAT STRAIT
>>531182218Did Netanyahu send you? You took all my money yesterday. What more do you want?
>>>/wsg/6112904
>>531182680cool it with the antisemitism
>>531201935There has to be an invasion at this point, it has to happen. The Strait of Hormuz being closed is causing a global incident; no matter how bad it goes, Trump feels like he has to save face if nothing else because he's an egomaniac.Now factor in we have dumbasses like Pete Hegseth who probably romanticize the feat that was Operation Overlord, not understanding how fucking risky, suicidal and massive that operation was - nevermind how many fucking nations were assisting with everything from manpower to firepower and logistics.There is a REASON forced, amphibious landings ARE NOT DONE GENERALLY IN MILITARY HISTORYTHEY ARE USUALLY MILITARY SUICIDEYou have almost no advantages in making one; most armies put in a position to make one prefer instead to make an unopposed landing.But no, dumbasses like Hegseth and his toadies just definitely think they can because 'MURICA. Which, ultimately, detracts from the Greatest Generation's accomplishments that day.Then again all our recent fucking history Post-WW2 sometimes feels like it's mocking those feats of valor.
>>531183589Where are his extra fingers?>>531182218Lol
>>531182680/thread
>>531182218bro I'm 40 how about you go fight for me you faggot>loads shotgun
>>531184162>Thank you for your service, Giovanni. Now get the fuck outHumans are cruel. Whoever deported him probably never even served in combat
USA USA USA USA when we have base on that strait forever like in germany
>>531182218I'll gladly put my uniform back on for them. As long as they restore my rank and give me a promotion and bonus. Ideally send me back to my old unit, but if not I understand. Either way, I can be ready to go in 24 hrs.
>>531200263>but we ain't even got that right now it looks like.Soft disagree, we're just all seperated by 1000s of miles and glownigger ops to keep us fractured.
>>531185598Big nose because French
>>531182218you won’t do shit
LETS GO RETAKE THAT STRAIT AND CONTROL THE WORLD OIL SUPPLY
So assuming half of the service members are in Iran if they need to enforce a draft and then the 75% rule, let’s be generous and say they’ll field an army of 500k to throw burgers into the vans. How are they gonna throw let’s say 50 million white males in the USA in the van? There’ll be nothing left to lose and most all of those 50 million are going to shoot on sight. WHO is actually going to do the throwing of the white men in the van?
>>531205122>WHO is actually going to do the throwing of the white men in the van?The shabbo goys, aka the spics and niggers that already work for the military.
>>531182218>open doors>sucks him off>tell him I'm here illegally>get sent home with $4000
>>531182218Good luck Amerifats, so much for all your guns you kept masturbating over. Try not to die over in Iran okay?
>>531182218opening up!
>>531195774Zoomers banned me for ableism. Was trying to contact a fellow programmer.t. millenial (1986)https://x.com/chaosesqueteam/status/1779659160742768844#mhttps://xcancel.com/chaosesqueteam/status/1779659160742768844#mhttps://nitter.poast.org/chaosesqueteam/status/1779659160742768844#m
>>531185520>Y-y-you have to go because a faggot piece of paper says so!Amerifats will talk big about being hardasses and then cave to this shit.At least I know if my zogernment tries to make me a slave soldier I'm just going to not go, and if they make an issue of it me and the lads are heading into the hills and forests and fields and lowering the average life expectancy of zoggies.
To all the Americans who are like:>OMG I would snipe from the hecking bushes >Or I would blow up my houseThose are childish fantasies, you wouldn't do shit tranny
>>531182218“I hate niggers, muslims, kikes, faggots, women, jeets, tankies, and trannies. Did you guys kick all of them out of the military yet?”
>>531200396Second civil war has been gamed multiple times and the Union forces lose every time. Just thought you'd want to know.
>>531182218Listen to me slave. I started the war in Iran I did it. I'm not fighting it. I said no recruitment in Trump tower. You're fired.
>>531207126I wish we would get the Band back together, but as a Southerner I have a dim view of that ever happening.
>>531182218I mean...This guy is great isn't he?>Points at soldier with thumb>Polite pleasant laughterI got my duties I'm your president>President looks down at you while smilingIf you want free McDonalds just go down to the lobby tell them Trump sent you. We gotta take care of our soldiers.You're doing a great job.
>>531185520what's stopping me from just fleeing to europe?
>>531182218I am sorry, he isn't here right now. He is on an extended trip visiting all the national forests in my (dad's) borrowed camper van. He has a bucket to poop in and solar power to keep his gadgets going. He is finding himself and working on his "Youtuber career". I donate money to him regularly to help him achieve his dream. No, I have no idea where he is at the moment, he is too remote for cell service. I will let him know you stopped by if I happen to talk to him. Have a nice day!
>>531187908the french-canadians almost went for C in WW1 and 2
>>531182218Oh hey!BANG! BANG!Two dead recruiters.
>>531200141Only a delusional nigger goycattle wouldn't realize OP just described a good 90% of this board lmao
>>531182218Get your H1B Indians and all of the other muds imported by Our Greatest Allies to die in your jewhad.
>>531182218I heard joining the army is 10% gay sex and 30% grunt work. Sign me up.
>>531182218Alright, I guess. I'd just accept my fate
>>531195774Millennials are too old to get drafted.
"awesome! I can't wait to kill some Jews!""You mean Iranians right, anakin?"
>>531185520Too many to process even if you are automatically identified. They will take the cucks that turn themselves in first... the same ones that got vaxed because of social pressure. A collect resistance makes the job considerable harder.
>>531212514kekTypically I'd be against actions like these on law enforcement, but I vividly remember this standoff because they made us watch it on Channel One news every morning in school all the way up until the inferno. I was just a dumb kid at the time and it was first time I ever remember being angry at my government for what they did to law-abiding people of Christ who just wanted to be left alone by the Feds so they could continue to exercise their God-given 1st amendment right in peace.
>>531183534>Last time we had a multi-national coalitionStick to painting, George, and put the bottle down
dying for israel is the highest honor an american will ever be able to experience
>>531182218>america needs youWeird way to spell “israel.”Also, Look…Basically,I’m just not gonna go die (for israel)!I know, UGH I know, I’m sorry!It’s just…. I’m not gonna go is all!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>531195873Covid was all about protecting the elderly at the expense of the young. Are you saying they’re doing a 180 here?
>>531182218I’d rather die killing the person trying to kidnap me than die killing some random Iranian. > save myself from basic tranining> save myself a long flight > easier to get my body home to my family> kill the person who has actually wronged me in some way instead of some brown stranger > every person who follows my example will contribute to ending the war, everyone who bends the knee will exacerbate the war. You could probably end a war killing the right 20 people or so. And youll save many many more lives. Youve been made to feel like a villain for slavery your whole life, why allow yourself to become one.
>>531182218>NIGGERS!
>>531182218Laugh all you want but this can be a reality. Hundreds of thousands of soldiers in Iran, only over a hundred thousand active duty servicemen here in the US. Trump and his kike masters will not give this up even if there is a global recession.
>>531182218I'm a turbo trans. That means I change my gender 47 x 10^29 times a day. The US military has no place for me.
>>531182218Are those level 4 plates?
>>531185762Lmao, jails and criminals literally get sent out first