>there are cuckholds browsing this board RIGHT NOW that fell for this
This is a useless piece of shit, why would anyone buy this hideous fake gold trumpster phone?I hate when humans give machines humiliating, unreliable forms.
>>531182903on /ptg/
>>531183026Oh absolutely not, you think they’d eat the shit they’re shoveling? Miggers stand on whatever the principal of the day is. Honor-less kike bots.
>>531182903lol suckers.Sent from my TrumpPhone
All Trump products are subpar and are a fundraiser. Always has, always will.
God this resonates so much. So, my uncle-who's been farming since forever and was all-in on Trump-just told me he's thinking about voting for Kamala Harris. I couldn't believe it. The guy's got a MAGA hat in his truck, for crying out loud! But he said she came to town and actually talked about stuff that matters to them, like fixing their busted internet, getting real healthcare out there, and sticking it to the big corporations screwing over farmers. He goes, "She's the first one who actually seems to get it. Not just running her mouth." And I'm sitting there like, "Holy crap, if you're thinking of flipping, Trump's so screwed." I mean, if someone like my uncle—who's been hardcore Republican his whole life—is even considering jumping ship, Trump's gotta be losing sleep. The dude's base is starting to crack, and if more folks like my uncle switch sides, Trump's not just in trouble—he's totally fucked. 2024's gonna be a shitshow, no doubt. Trump thought he had rural America locked down, but if my uncle's ready to ditch him, he's in for a rude awakening.
>>531183651>—AI generated
>>531183651And everyone clapped. Sorry but ur ai story didn't convince me
>>531183717i don't even know how to type an em dash
>>531182903>Not posting the ugly as sin chink maga guitar
>>531182903As we speak, Trump is putting Israel's most toxic traits on steroids, simply by giving them what they want, prioritizing the most indefensible demands first. The whole world is being alienated against them permanently. If he's doing this by accident, he's truly a retard. If on purpose, a genius of galactic proportions. Either way, I'm loving the outcome.
>>531183717Illiterate retards like you who just learned a basic form of English grammar make communication painful
>>531184324What does that have to do with the phone?>>531184556Nigger, you replied to somebody replying to AI that didn'te even use paragraphing.
>>531182903I'm pretty sure I remember Dim Fool shilling this a few years ago.
>>531182903Every device I own, does what it's told, silent, and black, as it should be.
It's just a chinkshit budget phone with a garish gold case.
remember the coins?
>>531183651And then Louisiana Bob said let’s give Kammy a chance. Gator Gus said “darn tootin’” to my shock and amazement. Even the catfishes seem to nod in agreement. Yosemite Sam shot his pistols in the air, shouted “YEEEE HAW” and danced a jig. On the way home from country hootenany jamboree I noticed that there were many Harris/Walz signs dotting the countryside suddenly. It’s a new dawn in America it seems. Peace & prosperity ahead.
>>531185143Kike puppent nbred shit go to b
>>531182903Can I buy this in Serbia? Need it for the meme potential and making troon leftists cope, seethe and dilate.
>>531183717>>531183754Newfags
>>531185169Same as my 1840s farm equipment
>>531185702They never sold any. They took the order money and ran off with it.
>>531187754I thought it was just a phone marked up at a 500% price with Trump slapped on it.
