HOLY SHITOut of California: 500 pound man hoisted out of big hole with a fucking crane. This is fucking insane.https://www.kabc.com/2026/03/19/500-pound-man-in-hospital-after-falling-into-a-hole/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me3uV7HoM_Q&t=4s
>>531184700Probably asked to stop at a McDonald's before going to hospital
What's going on with all these shills shilling bullshit slide threads with this retarded slop nonstop today?
>>531184700What is Dave blunts doing? Kek
lol nigger can't climb out of a hole and save his own ass
not enough of a distraction
>>531184700i literally see this every day in cali wali, this isn't news. it's just a disgrace. they should have started throwing rocks and bricks and broken bottles at that piece of shit until he was fuckin dead, not rescue him.
>>531184700what a waste. they should give fire fighters and cops lethal doses of fentanyl gas to administer to people over 300 lbs in situations like this. they can just say they died of a heart attack.
>>531184700There's no way he survived that, right?
>>531185449He’s on advanced life support. Our tax dollars are at work.
>>531184700holy fuck my sides good show. best thread all year for me. i wanna see footage of him falling in
They tied a guide line to his foot. Imagine being so fucking fat the crane operator requests a GUIDELINE.
>>531185883theres at least 20 people there to cover the perimeter of the specimen kek
>>531184700Can someone translate this into normal people metrics?
>>531185961oh fug the fatass fell :DDDDDDD
>>531184700>niggers are no longer.... Born>they are... grown>HORN STABs
>>531184700So whats where they get them so large.
And thus, the spic-nigger cycle is complete and this specimen will graciously expire in a hospital
>>531186082Alternatively Sauron incubating his army of goblin men fits too kek
2 hours. He must be starving. Were they throwing food down there? >construction hole. Cover it with a tarpaulin and place a big club sandwich on top and you can trap your own fatty, to keep!
>CaliforniaThere was a tranny spotted who was heard to say>It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. which ran away as authorities approached. They did not pursue, in line with policy. This is the 14th time this has happened this week.
>>531184700America needs more resources for the spic-nig cycle, stat
>>531186044>falling into holeNo. Some California Jews have a fat fetish. He was drug into that hole, but the media is covering for (((them)))
>>531186813oh fug the fatass was thrown in the hole :DDDDDDD
>>531184700The new American messiah has emerged
>>531184700we live in the modern Dark Ages because we have to throw all of our resources into Israel and babysitting fat niggersthis webm is the end-result of 1945.
>>531184700>/pol/tard finally emerges from mothers basement 2026
>>531184700what the fuck
You dont get to 500 pounds by walking around outside.
>we must keep the 500 pound nigger alive at ANY costImagine paying taxes
How the fuck did his arms not rip out of their sockets?
>>531185961226796 Gram crackers.Uh, I mean grams.Sorry, I'm hungry. I'm an American.
>>531187026His Mexican family dumped him on the side of the road. They got tired of feeding and wiping his ass.. And I mean literally.
>>531186945/thread
>>531187109my thoughts exactly, do u think they snapped or at that weight to they turn into playdoh?
>>531184700>dozens of men and hundreds of thousands of dollars to hoist an obese niggermutt out of a holeThis is the most American thing I have seen in a while.>>531185561Make that millions of dollars once all the healthcare costs are factored in.
one fat nigger on video and another fat nigger posting it. that's hot.
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>>531184700Amerikino
>>531187109>How the fuck did his arms not rip out of their sockets?This was all his training regime. Hyper-deadhangs. He has the Guiness record for grip strength.
What a giant piece of shit lol should’ve left him down there
>>531187966LMAO truth
*The Star-Spangled Banner plays*
probably fell on purpose for dat paycheck. niggers on tiktok think lawsuits are magical and everyone always wins
>>531187966hey, thats not a nice way to talk about your superiors
>>531184700JANNYGET OUT OF YOUR JANNY HOLEJANNNNNYYYYY
>>531184700This vid would be a good one to run in reverse.
My God. Ghettopotamuses are getting so big they're actually collapsing the crust.
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>>531184700How did he get stuck in that hole and how did his arms not get ripped off when he was being lifted?
>>531188600Bony Maroni
>>531189084The load wasn't entirely on his arms and also you'd be surprised how strong your arms connectively to your shoulders can be. Also in this situations they do a gradual lift instead of a sudden jerk. Your body can withstand gradually large forces with a incremental increase as apposed to a sudden jerk.
>>531184700'MURRICA, FUCK YEAH!Also why didn't they just leave him. Saves them plugging the hole.
>>531184700They could have just left him in there for a few weeks and he'd have lost 200 lbs. Would have actually saved his life that way, now he just goes back to eating himself to death and being a total burden. New weight-loss method: The Hole.
>>531184700damn how did the whale get in the mudhole
