Cat videos flood your brain with dopamine, and downregulates your dopamine receptors, causing depression, lack of motivation, and erectile dysfunction, and lack of testosterone.Free cat videos are a distraction from your obligations as a pet owner.Cat videos exploit kittens barely older than a few months old, some before they even reach maturity.Cat video addicts (coot brains) are just resentful they cannot control the real cats in their lives the way they want. Cat videos create unrealistic expectations for real cats.Most cat videos are hosted on websites owned by jews. 4/5 furries say they did not know they identified as furries until after they were exposed to cat videos.Cat videos rewire your brain into a false sense of satisfaction that only real pet adoption can provide. As a result adoptions are down and cat homelessness rates have increased.Cat videos can't:>kiss you>love you>tuck you in>bring you mice>grow old with you
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and heres another for good measure
fuck you
>>531187182im thinking about buying one of those collars with a camera on it and putting it on my cat siberian and uploading it to youtube. those types of videos get tons of views.
Here comes CIDF>>531187257>>531187265>wherever I am I must coot
>>531187332What the fuck? How did they get the cat to do that??
>>531187182you might be unto something.
>>531187395>cooties
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
>>531187332I can’t tell if real or not. it’s overkitty cannot compete
>>531187395openConduit = ConduitsChild.prototype.openConduit;
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It's why I watch them, lol.No bills, no responsibility, no personal space invaded. Not my problem.
>>531187371It's stupid. Never put a collar on your cat because he can hang himself to a tree.
>>531188302its for cats it will be likr this videohttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/jOTMmgS4Hf0
>>531188437I know. It doesn't matter cats move a lot, if the branch enter in the collar they can rope themselves. Cats aren't dogs, you don't always have a eye on them.
cats arn't real
>>531188564cat collars are designed to fail to prevent that from happening.
>>531188302>>531188564tigthen the collar so that you can just squeeze your thumb in between the collar and the neck, but no morethe cat won't 'hang itself' and also the collar won't be too tight I'm talking about a tick collar that your cat needs if it goes outdoorsnot some fucking camera toy for your enjoyment
>>531188863He doesn't need your collar. Wtf with collar fags? See where your car is hurt after fights, it's never on the collar aera, always on the head.Put a armor on your cat at this point.
this is some manosphere faggot shit.duuude never be smile or be happy its feminine.
true. birds are superior anyway.
>>531189047>He doesn't need your collar.so you just pluck the ticks out every day?or do you let your cat walk around with jew bugs sucking its blood?wtf Jean-Mamadou
>>531187182having a cat that actively enjoys your company is the ultimate soul litmus test
>>531187395yes
>>531189156I forgot we were blessed with the lack of ticks here.
>>531187182My cat gets jealous when I watch cat videos. I tried to explain to her that they are just videos and don't mean anything to me, but she is still mad.
>>531187182I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOT!
>>531189233meanwhile in Poland
>>531189207>my ancestor.jpg
>>531189207Look at all that cat hair every-fucking-where. Just disgusting.
>>531187182Alright I'll contribute my bastard
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>>531189420It must be hell. One of my dogs had some long time ago after hunting. It's very rare here
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>>531190079>It must be hell.it's just another chore if you want your cat happyworst thing is sometimes the cat gets impatient and you have to leave the tick in for another attempt later feels badman
Kitty! UOOOOHHH!!!
>>531187420That white guy points like a faggot
>>531190079Doesn't france have a shit ton of ticks in some parts? There's some anon from normandy (or maybe bretagne xan't remember) that posts photos of him removing ticks from hedgehogs and trowing them into a pot where's there's tons of them and then turns them into an epoxy orb of ticks.
>>531189207Mf almost broke the tv screen
this thread was made by a childless cat lady
