https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/03/19/alien-gov-homeland-security-new-website/89224417007/Why did the federal government create Alien.gov and Aliens.gov?As of March 19, the federal government has not provided information on why the two domains were created.In a statement provided to USA TODAY on March 19, White House Principal Deputy Press Secretary Anna Kelly said, "Stay tuned!" including an alien emoji after her message.
>>531187914Look goy, an alien!
>>531187914He's really scared of those Epstein files isn't he. How's he gonna do this for 3 more years?
>>531187914Damn if only Werner Von Braun’s personal assistant didn’t leak the Blue Beam plans.
>>531187914Damn that's bonkers. Where's the Epstein files?
>experimental stealth jet crashes in roswellwhoa that's crazy, might be aliens!>world economy crashes in 2008hey, did you know that the mayan calandar predicts the world ending in 2012???>war in iran going terribly and epstein files on the tableuhmm... aliens!!!
>>531187914Nobody believes this distraction shit. They've been dangling the alien carrot for a whole fucking year.
>>531187914it wont be actual disclosure, it will be a stupid gov website where you can browse redacted files from the last 100 years about aliens, and they'll be sure to include the "public tips" section so that all of it is befuddled with nonsense - just like the epstein release
>lets distract everyone from the war and our child fucking
>>531188058i feel now fully distracted from the crimes of our jewish occupiers
>>531187914There are no aliens and the government plan to fake them and kill people will be leaked...
>>531188127probably call it a national emergency and suspend elections. he wont certainly do anything else for the USA than do non-stop bow to the jews
No one buys this faggotry psyop to distract the dumbest of goys. How many "disclosures" have happened in the last few yewrs? Like ten? Shove it up your ass kike
Gentlemen, I want to believe.
>>531187914>another disclosure psyslop
>>531188449Me too
This is like the fifth or sixth time they're releasing the files on ETs, which then have no actual evidence of anything and conclude only that "nobody knows what they are", and the whole thing is somehow forgotten in a week. Is everyone else in the world completely demented?
Stay tuned for more epstein files
The Files
>>531187914They forgot to claim ayylmao.gov as well.
>>531188127>>531188172They'e been released. Trump wasn't involved but all your leftist gods were. Go persecute them.
>>531188383He doesn't want to suspend elections. He wants the fuck out of there ASAP and if the DNC wins the House and Senate they won't say a WORD about the Epstein files. They are a complete barking dog and when you open the door they'll be quiet as church mice, they are ACTUALLY JEWISH. So no, the best outcome is for the DNC to take control of the House and Senate and then for him to complain about it for 2 years and then disappear.
>>531188986>been releasedAfter they took months to scrub Trumpf out of the documents (and still didn't get everything)
Can't wait for that one WKUK sketch to become actually, literally real. What a world we live in.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs
>Nabta Playa
>>531187914so it took them a month to build a website? claude can do that in like two days.
>>531187914how are aliens gonna fix the rent or the gas prices??
>>531187914>alien lifeI bet it's an amnesty thing for illegal alien criminal invaders knowing how backstabbing this administration is.
>>531187914>Now that non-AI can produce good enough slop we'll try the "Look ! Aliens !" psy-op again.>Just you wait: We have built all these data centers and poured billions into non-AI to serve you the best psy-op AI slop ever.>Trust the government that redacts information relevant to you ! Here are some aliens !
>>531188986What about the ~60k they deleted to coincide with the Iran strikes?
>>531188986only a fraction and Trump is all over them!
>>531187914so they're burying the EPSTEIN FILES under the forever war in Iran AND aliens?lol, gotta be some real nigga shit in those EPSTEIN FILES then
>>531188449either nukes are fake or aliens really do disarm them. im certain people would have blown themselves up by now otherwise.
>>531187914Oh man! What a crazy conspiracy theory to turn out to be true!Maybe they'll save us from the pedophile elite who prey on the country's children.
>>531188288>>531188773this. it'll be a landing page with the one blurry uap video they released just playing in a loop. and then some 80% redacted files which vaguely hint at things unknown.
>>531188986>they were released, goy!>stop talking about them!
>>531189497"True" yeah sure bro. They're gonna say its little men from space rather than the extra dimensional archons/reptids/bodysnatchers. The whole truth will never come out of the government. Only the mouths of those labeled insane.
>>531189223Free energy
>>531187914>we're totally gonna release it guys>stay tunedLmao
>>531189452What if epstein was an alien!
>>531189885I hope. A plot twist like that would be dope.
This is what they're gonna upload lmao
>>531188127>>531188172>Epstein filesThat’s an alt-right conspiracy theory.
>>531187914Damn. How many little kids did trump rape and eat?
>>531187914>The war you started isn't going well>LoOk! ALiEnS!!
>>531190171That's what the woke right want you to think!
>>531189885nope. he's just another baal worshiping kike.
>>531190103Godspeed
>>531187914Fuck your bullshit distractions, we hate Israel and we hate zion don, fuck you
>>531187914Who should represent humanity in the Intergalactic Council?
>>531187914Trump realized his legacy is completely fucking done and needs to be the "yeah well at least I revealed aliens" president.
>>531187914I told you a month ago: The Epstein files circus will culminate with the disclosure of "aliens".They are releasing them step by step to acclimate you to the idea of children being killed, eaten, and experimented upon in gruesome ways because the final batch of files will reveal that inhuman beings are farming us like cattle and have a preference for kids.The shitstorm won't be about their existence anyway, since most people are already used to the idea/possibility, it will be about the world elites making deal with them, willingly delivering kids to them in exchange for trinkets and knowledge (which is also something that the average schizo already figured out a while ago anyway, but the normies will be pissed by the betrayal).They are not from outer space btw.
>>531188986Trump is listed as thousand times in the half that has been released and redacted
i mean ive been waiting for something like this my whole life, ive been obsessed with aliens since i was a kidbut at the moment i feel...nothing?
I will only believe aliens are real if they land on my front lawn. Even then I will still believe it’s a government pay-op so I will say take me interstellar and show me your planet. And only then once I am on their planet, I will source for long noses and funny hats and data centres and then I will make my educated opinion
Man it's crazy I actuslly did forget about them Epstein files
>>531187914Aliens are going to be the most cringe AI slop humanity will ever see.
>>531190308I'll do it.
>>531187914>We need another distraction!Yes, we know.
>>531190462Same and I also feel the same. Not excited not even so curious. Probably because the last 10 years has been so demoralising you know that even disclosure will just be another fucking disappointment at best and global psyop at worst
>>531190648pic = total disinfo.Quaritch (sp?) was a speciecist who had no problems with human niggers and jews. When he woke up in a Navi body, it's actually more consistent with his beliefs to pick up some Navi broad than to be a degenerate and rape human females.
>>531189223meds
