Hi, my name is Alan Dershowitz. I’m the lawyer who was going to defend Jeffery Epstine. I am known for all my other antics, such as being in the same room with Jeffrey Epstein when having sex with underage girls, and accusing a holocaust survivor of lying about being a survivor and secretly being a Nazi SS officer during World War II. I am also one of the most influential people in the American Zionist movement because of course I am. As evil as I am, I barely passed the evil test. but those guys are running short on supporters and I'm pretty sure the fact I was Jewish was the dealbreaker.“OK you’re evil enough. Lead the way you sociopathic mad man!”Anyways, I’m here to pretend to be an expert on international affairs and defend the epic quest for the greater Israel and continue to delude American's into thinking they will get to fulfil a prophecy and do battle with a 7 headed dragon like an online MMORPG.Iran struck first for the following reasons1: You can't "start" a war if you are the good guys. Even if we did start the first attack, then it doesn't count2: Shouting "Death to another country" is only bad if you're the bad guys.3: You gotta think about the long game. Short term pain for long term gain. In the short term this war will lead to the extinction of the human race where only a handful of robot people survive, repopulate, and build Peter Thiel's idea of a utopia. Which I assume looks like the utopia the Imperium from Warhammer 40K would have lived in if they didn't fuck up their society in the lore.4: it will piss off Norman Finkelstein, and that on its own qualifies it as a start5: if we end up being wrong, then the IDF will investigate and we will come back with a verdict sometime before the heat death of the universe.Chosen children of God mu fukka YEAWWWW!!
>>531191380Bump
>>531191380Hi, Alan. You are a dirty kike.
>>531191380horry frruk
