He'll be back on Sunday.
>>531192088He looked so young, a smooth american face, white american teeth and a full head of dark hair.
>>531192088It's officially over.
Does that mean instead of dying, from now on we become Chuck Norris when we expire?
>>531192088Damn, not being vaxxed gets another one. Sorry, no refunds unvaxxies!
>>531192088>he died sparringbased
>Chuck Norris is dead>Hulk Hogan is dead>Longcat is most likely dead>Just about everysingle lolcat from the 2000's must be dead by now>Chris Chan is still alive>Giga Nigga (Paul Dillett) is still alive>Andy Six is still aliveAny other old memes we gotta keep an eye on?
>>531192088It is truly the end times.
>>531192088imagine dying your stubble. He must have been so insecure.
>>531192088Yeah man the world is actually about to end now I think
Sneed
>>531192609Imagine just taking it up the ass and looking like shit when you are a public figureFuck faggots, real texas sheriffs dye their hair to keep getting young women
He's with Trivette now
Yep my depression just doubled
>>531192088Damn, they got him..
F
Hes kickboxing angels in heaven now
>>531192088He didn't dieHe just decided to take a nap and not wake up
>>531192088Damn, I didn't know he was that old... now I actually do feel old.
well this didnt ...age ... very well
>>531192088RIP
>>531192088Vaxx status?
>>531192088no one can escape. the ride will end for everyone
>>531192741>t. insecure boomer
>>531193055>Noooooo you just cant try to look good>Youre lowering my chances with Stacy noooooo>Youre making me insecure and this is the reason why I whine so about it noooFuck off faggot
>>531192566>Boogie outlives chuck norris
>>531192566That last one is not a fucking meme.
>>531192088good
>>531193051That includes you, you are not Death, stop larping as itThat includes you and you will probably remember this post when you are traveling through dimensions, you will think what a silly human mortal I was acting like I was deathYou are not death, simple as
>>531192088Rip, legend. The old world is gone
Iran will murder Spongebob next
>>531193208real men attract women no matter how they look
>>531192088Yuck.He was maga.
>>531192088THE TIMELINE IS SHIFTING!!!!!
>>531192088QDEP
What the hell was powerful enough to do that and who controls it?How the fuck did Trump outlive him with his unhealthy habbits?
RIP Legend
>>531192088Chuck Norris didn't die. Death got Chuck Norrised
>>531192088Not possible. Look to the stars he must have accended.
>>531193256>Andy Sixx is not a meme>>531193377Stephen Hillenburg already died 8 years ago, completely unnoticed by society in general.I remember when I told my sister, she said something along the lines of>Well, they can still make new Spongebob episodes without him, can't they?
>>531192088CHUCK NORRIS WAS A PEDOPHILEWE CAN FINALY SAY IT
>>531192088Chuck Norris doesn't die, he ascends to Heaven!
>>531192566Dsp?
>>531193660Tmz says "Sources with direct knowledge tell us ... some medical emergency occurred in the last 24 hours on the island of Kauai that landed Chuck in the hospital. We do not know the nature of the emergency; however, we are told Chuck is in good spirits." I guess good spirits means dead?
>>531193642damn
>>531192129>He'll be back on Sunday.KEK
thanks for the memories
>>531193749Chuck Norris goes to hell and makes the devil turn it into heaven
>>531194098He doesn't die he levels up
he went up to heaven to roundhouse kick netanyahu into hell
Vax status?
>>531192088He's been dead 20 years, the grim reaper has only just built up the courage to tell him
To everyone that doesn't know who he is, he's apparently a MAGA democrat that also supported vaccination. rip bozo
>>531192088F
>>531192991When you are that age, don't tempt fate.
>>531192088Chuck should have been the border czar the entire time.America wouldn't be the mess it is today.
Maybe he went because he didn't feel death was powerful enough so he took its place.
>>531192848Based boomer
>>531192088someone here posted that he was going into the hospital. we're also having our 4th round of epic rains and flooding. >t. haole in Hawaii
Stop praising the guy. Chuck Norris was named by at least one Victim. He's one of them.
>>531192088Fuck today man this is terrible news
>>531193256>
>>531192088It could have been 97 without the vaxx
>>531193336Getting older is a bitch man. I can't imagine how old grandpas handle being the last relic of a bygone era.I'm just 40 and it feels like everything slips away faster and faster.It's not that I cared that much about Chuck Norris, though I did watch Delta Force and a bunch of other stuff he did. It's the cultural landscape I was born into just slowly fading away and everything becoming less and less recognizable.I can see now why old men don't fear death.
>>531192088He looks like Glenn Quagmire. Giggedy.
Trump killed him.
I was apart of the chuck Norris jokes back in the dayYou’re welcome
>>531192566Billy Herrington has been dead since 2018. Now you have to watch for Van Darkholme
>>531196708He prob didnt have vaxx so>he would die 77 if vaxxed xd
>>531193454YikesRest in piss to this absolute chud
>>531192129He's just paying his good friend a visit in hell.
>>531192088Kikes killed him
>>531196931>hollywood boomer>no vaxcomeon now. he was fully boosted
>>531196021
>>531192088Why isn't this a sticky?
>>531192088when I was a kid, me and my friends all constantly made “chuck norris jokes” which of course always were just about how he was so superhuman. But none of us actually knew anything about him. Just that we could attach his name to any glorious and unreal feat. I still don’t know what he actually did. I’d guess he was a celebrity fitness instructor.
>>531197537The mods are a bunch of uncultured swine.
>>531192566>Hulk Hogan is deadSomehow I missed that.
>>531192088Chuck Norris doesn't go to heaven, God comes to Earth.
>>531198031I believe he has won multiple kickboxing championships and a few martial arts Championships, but I'm not sure.
>>531193208Who are you quoting
>>531192088My sources tell me Chuck is stable.Please god
>>531192088Chuck Norris ascended to become the father who was also him and the holy spirit.
>>531192129Under-rated.
>>531193611Death retired and Chuck Norris took the job.
Rest In Peace, Mastershttps://youtu.be/NtoVjRq0YIs
>>531192088Damn sooner than I thought >>531130062Rest easy Ranger
>>531192221Pretty amazing for a man who was almost 90! How do these people stay so healthy??
>>531201499fuck you man
>>531192566i swear to god theyre klling them off so odd...
>>531201499actually, on second thought, I apologize. :)
>>531192991>mfw god really is a gigantic dick
>>531192566You forgot about Milhouse
>>531192088>has diedNo he hasn't, loonies have been saying Netanyahoo is dead and he's alive.
>Mossad-funded actor who glorified Delta Force rest in piss faggot, the internet memes didn't undo his actual zogbot origins
