>Is an Anglo Saxon>Vanquishes all of his ancient enemies>Treads indiscriminately in the British Isles without concern for the indigenous Britons and Celts>Still does it today>Feels at home in Ireland, Wales, and Scotland -- even confuses them for home>Conquered the world on wooden ships and civilised Stone Age warriors>Builds some of the best architecture in the world>Writes some of the most important literature in the world>Creates the Law as we know it today>All countries ruled by Anglo Saxon ancestors are superpowers>Cucks immediately under the slightest bit of pressure and grumbles about TV licensing and Jeremy Kyle getting cancelled >Broods at home about immigration and moodily says hello to asylum seekers at the park because too polite to ignore them
