He doesn’t know how to open up the Hormuz now. Iran raped him good
Thanks chuds
>>531215972>tfw you got so used to decades of bullying everyone around, you're not sure how to behave when someone fights back
>>531215972>a certain point it will open itself lol lmao
>>531216769Technically correct
>>531216769Reminded me of that dog meme sitting on table with fire all around lol
>>531216769Solid plan, we can afford a global food shortage and energy catastrophe
This level of coping means things are going to get a lot worse. If reality weren't so bad, they could just tell the truth.
Please respond.
>>531215972Military stable genius. The Hannibal of our time
@grok how do you open the strait?
>>531215972>Trump on opening Strait of Hormuz: At acertain point, it'll open itself.You can just grab it by the hormussy
>>531215972>Trump begging Hormuz to dilate
>>531215972Iran won
>>531215972Bombing won't stop until morale improves
>>531215972>He doesn’t know how to open up the Hormuz now.Thank God he has professional officers to rely upon
>>531216953Qatar is the world's top natural gas producer, followed by Iran in second place. The world relies on natural gas to produce fertilizer without it, we could only feed 4 billion people.
>>531216899in 20 million year the strait will have widened enough due to Arabia moving south that ships will be free to exit with no fear of iranian missiles
>>531215972>it’d be nice if China gets involved
>>531217080They look so defeated already
>>531217213also every country uses gas to make industrial salt. no salt means almost no chemicals. no shampoo, no pharmaceuticals, and so on. the fertiliser issue is just the tip of the iceberg.
>>531215972No joke but if Trump went before the American people and said Iran had won and the Jews had tricked him into a really stupid war which he was stopping before the world ended, I think he could survive it.He will never ever do that of course>>531217263Kek
>>531216899Yeah if the mutts leave.They wont admit defeat but the world will know and thats all that matters.
>>531216312Pretty much.Honestly I feel bad for the ship crews who aren't alllowed to dock and will probably starve. Going to have a few ghost ships that just end up empty and floating in the gulf at the end of this.
>>531215972>At a certain point it’ll open itself
>>531215972Start calling it the Gay or Hormuz so Iran legally has to transition it to open
>>531216769He's right, Europe and Asia are the ones suffering the most from the Strait's closure you fucking retard. They will eventually pressure Iran with military action in order to open it up.
>>531217080why do they walk like runescape npcs
>>531215972Pay attention anons
>>531217727Or they can just pressure Israel to give up
>>531217379You are still under the impression he cares about America more than Jews? He knows what is going on and why and for whom
>>531215972>SAVE ME YELLOW MAN!sides in orbit
>>531215972It means they are going to have to cleanse the Iranian coastlines of everyone and everything to create a buffer zone.
>>531217727no they won't at most they will pay in yuan or negotiate some other deal to pass
>>531217213>>531217375>billions must die because of Israel and because of Trump being a crypto-jew
>promises MAGA>gives you MIGA + global recession + war draftIf I was american I'd literally kms for the shame
>>531217211Uh anon, Trump is ignoring what the lifelong career military generals are saying, in favor of just doing whatever tbe chabad ultra orthodoxy rabbis tell him at any given moment.
>>531215972>King Migger is begging China for helphow humiliating
>>531215972I’ve been away for a few days. Has king kike netty been seen for real yet?
>>531217727Europe and Asia have land borders to defend against Russia and China. If the US withdraws from these regions, we also won't be able to attack Iran. We must remain there to defend.We can't die to protect Israel, we must be prepared to die to defend against Russia and China.American demands are completely irrational.
>>531218022it's funny now but we won't be laughing once there is no food on the table because of this, or people start dying because of lack of medicines and healthcare
>>531215972Trump's decision to attack iran will define the rest of his presidency, his legacy and the presidency of his successor. He really fucked up.I bet you all thought Trump being part of an elite cabal of child abusers centered around Jeffrey Epstein would thwart Trump's aspiration to be considered a "great man of history". LOLHe'll always be remembered as the Epstein boy who got lead by his nose into ANOTHER quagmire in the middle-east by Israel.
>>531217839Terrible get a better AI
>>531218222>israel starving bc they can't sell stolen Kurdish Oil>Bibi DeadGot what I voted for award
>>531218222What am I supposed to do nigga? We're controlled by a satanic elite who serve Israel and eat children
>>531218466DIY faggot
>>531217080Wow, that's some sloppy marching
Pool's closed. Permanently.
>>531215972>at a certain point, it'll open itself
>>531216312FAFO
>>531217080I still dont get why this parade was so shit, like they're not even marching in dress uniform.
>>531217727They'll just accept the payment in yuen if the situation goes critical.And then it 100% will be your problem.
>>531218514nothing, I just hoped to avoid this timeline
>>531215972>iran is finished!>but we need everyones help to open the strait!
>>531217213>>531217954it would do this planet a huge favor actually
>>531217263Lol
>at a certain point it will open itself Xi Jinping political thought
>>531217327We don't do fancy faggot third world parades usually. That is for fake armies
>>531215972levels of halfassedness that shouldn't even be possible
>>531215972>gut government of people smarter and more capable than him that could run shit from the background during times of war and replace them with incompetent brown nosers>suddenly a lost, confused, and pants shitting orange old man whose life will be defined as starting Vietnam 2.Kinda funny, really. Given the idiots in control right now care more about their appearances than they do actually running the country. In a way this is the best possible thing that could have happened.
>>531217727They will simply come to terms with Iran independently, and if anything, pressure you mutts to fuck off.How dumb are you? Do you really think anyone on this entire planet believes this to be Irans fault? Just pay reparations , give up israel and stop bombing. Case closed.
>>531215972>what have you all made me do?!
>>531215972whoa, twitter shitter is so right.. go blow a moose.
>>531215972itis so fucking easy, just send the US troops and they will kick everyones ass in iran and it will be reopened quickly
>>531217958Or try to kill him / my senator
>>531218466
>>531217727But i thought we already won and didnt need their help?
>>531219014Oh wow. Totally didnt see this coming.
>>531217080Lmao
>>531217379Nah, his evil little bastard son in law pulled all these kinds of tricks during the first term and nothing happened. Even Bush wouldn’t get fooled again!
>>531217958It’s a kosher swamp
>>531217080
>>531217080kek
>>531217080also
>>531218778The US hasn't done military parades for 30 years (last ones were for Desert Storm), military leadership is incompetent in running day to day much less special events and Trump like an idiot rushed it instead of planning it for a year ahead.
>>531219014This is bad. The think tank is bankrolled by the exact same network of mega-donors that Candace Owens have been screaming about: Sheldon Adelson's network, Paul Singer, Michael Steinhardt, and Bernard Marcus.If you've seen the recent Tucker Carlson interview with Joe Kent, the disgruntled populist right have been arguing that Charlie Kirk was assassinated, and the U.S. was dragged into this war, because a pro-Israel billionaire donor class hijacked the Trump administration. This document is the ultimate proof. It shows that the White House did not rely on the CIA or the DNI (Tulsi Gabbard, who distanced herself from the "imminent threat" claim under oath) to justify the war. Instead, they outsourced their casus belli (reason for war) to a think tank funded by the exact same mega-donors who orchestrated the takeover of TPUSA.
>>531218881Probably it would
>>531215972Try "be nice to them."Islam's "death to America" days are history. Internet deradicalizes like mad.
>>531216041oh come on, it's funny
>>531220648not convinced there is any hijacking. Iran was already a focus when he announced in 2015.https://time.com/3923128/donald-trump-announcement-speech/The chaos of the narrative search, picrel, suggests he is driving it, not some PNAC style cabal.
>Try "be nice to them.">Islam's "death to America" days are history. Internet deradicalizes like mad.
>>531221596It's definitely true that America actively desired this war and Trump especially, they weren't derailed by Israeli interests. Rather the broader point is that Israeli interests ARE American interests; America is so ideologically Zionist and dominated by wealthy Jews that there isn't even a real distinction between Israel and America anymore.
Kek
>>531217727why are you inbred? the US is a consumer superpower that pays for its lifestyle with its currency, you don't produce much actually. the US prints dollars and the world sends "real things" in exchange, you get it? if the petrodollar ends that magic trick stops working
>>531220648Saved
>>531218129Get nukes and declare anybody bothering you will get shoved one upto his ass.It's not that difficult.
>>531215972we are at 1 out of 5 boats beacuse of the dei navy doing prison culture riots. This is what you get for making BET prison culture. What the fuck did you think was going to happen? Mccarthy was right. If we lose in iran its because of the prison industrial complex at least we can say the american military made some badass transformers movies. Too bad we don't have the toyification of war anymore. No more GI Joe, no more Transformers, No more bucket of army men. Kids play basketball now. What did you expect was going to happen?
>>531218664Trump is right, we are the stock of Rome. Look how alike these two look.
>>531223467I think I am starting to see the flaw in replacing your native population with mystery meats when it comes to the point of having them actually fight a war for their country
Feels like a babbling old man who has no idea what the fuck he's doing.
>>531223574Well, theres also building the whole ship interior like a prison, then leaving people in it for almost a year.I was pretty shocked after seeing videos from there, getting locked up under deck in that carrier makes a submarine look cozy.Fuck that, even our submarines make an effort to make things nice and make theinterior feel like a home so morale doesn't tank. The amerimutts just have naked metal walls and prison tier cells and toilets.
>>531222151>Trump can step back from the region after helping increase Israels role as regional enforcer>US peer competitor China loses another ally/energy source/marketTo say hes hostage/coerced or is just naive/lead astray doesn't reflect that reality of normal business. I suspect he wanted to disrupt the flow of energy, remove Qatar as LNG supplier for example, but the decapitation plan didn't work and hes stuck with Israel escalating all the time. I doubt he gives a shit about Israel but Irans capability, (which might have been kept from him or informed his decision), means if he doesn't go all in right now then it will be tough to get back to where things were. He not only loses face, he loses all the FSB, control over energy flow, petrodollar, and messes up encirclement of China.
DOOR STUCKPLEASE I BEG YOU
the sheer psychosis of the 'messaging' coming out of Washington is so unimaginably pathetic, rambling and incoherent it must be absolutely brutal behind the curtain. they are all probably going after eachothers throats like rabid pitbulls right now
>>531215972Hormuz is indéfendable without complete ground control of Iran which is not a realistic option.
>>531215972China is still getting oil from the strait and now oil is being traded in Chinese yuan. Why the fuck would they want to get involved other than to help iran
>>531217080>no rifles>not marching, just walking>Ill fitting uniformsPathetic.
>>531215972Trump then: fuck everyone, we dont need no frendsTrump right now: save me nato, save me china, somebody save meee
>>531217240Trump is playing the long game.5D chess...
You are currently alive during the culling process. This whole Iran thing is just a screen. There is no “good vs bad”. Iran is in on it. This is manufactured conflict. To destroy the fuel/oil/fertilizer plants. A WORLD-WIDE FAMINE IS IN THE WORKS. This whole “war” was the cover. Bomb all the supply lines. Intentionally disrupt the flow of fertilizer. All the ingredients for a FAMINE the likes the world has never seen. Why? Agenda 2030. A mass culling. Kill off the useless eaters. Don’t believe me? That’s fine. But ask yourself. Continue going down this path. What will things look like 1 year from now?
>>531216769>it will open itself Yeah. That really worked out well for Trudeau and balancing the budget here.
>>531217080lol he really wanted a kim jong un style parade but didn't even get troops who could march.My high school marching band was more disciplined than this
>>531217375So what? Nothing is more important than bringing the present order down.
>>531215972
>>531217727Asia is the only part of the world that isn’t suffering from the strait being closed because they’re willing to trade with Iran and tell Israel to pound sand. China has had no issue sending their ships in and out of the strait, along with Vietnam. Europe and America are screwed.
>>531217727>what is the petrodollar
>>531217080>soldiers marching like theyve just read about what King David did to Uriah
>>531215972We lost another war.
if this truly happens i'll be happy. but it seems like smoke.
>>531217727All they need to do is to disassociate with your kind and they'll get free pass, retard. Jesus fucking christ you're stupid.
>I want to get off the Strait of Hormuz wild ride
>>531217080Some say theyre still marching to Israel as we speak
>>531217263Kek, saved
>>531217727The migger mindset is hilaruous
People used to laugh it off when I told them (back in like 2016) that Trump was going to go down as the worst president in American history. Said I was a crazy lib etc. Not so much anymore, though.
Where are the 5000 american aircraft-carriers? Where are muh heckin Hollywood lasers and the endless amounts of supermega missles, that darken the skies? Im thinking our dear and sole super-power is getting exposed as a paper tiger with two teeth left.
>>531229538Oh man he got the rare hot topic Pepe shirt before Pepe was racist
>>531221778Well at least he knows it's loaded now.
>Europeans will just military open up the strait >No seriously, they'll just go in with their weak pitiful navy and do the US-Israeli bidding>Many will die but this is the only way, no seriously guys this is the ONLY way to get that strait openRealistically, if it comes down to buying their oil in Yuan, or at the very least paying a toll to cross, the Europeans would rather do THAT, than to go in guns blazing and sacrifice themselves for Israel. They disconnect from US reliance and the Petrodollar gets that much weaker
