So how do we solve this anons? I know you faggots have ideas for the ultimate solution. Dont be shy. Lets hear them.You can be anonymous here if you dont want to expose yourself.Thank you for your matter on attention. -ANON
>>531222701We destroy israel and prevent shit like that to ever happen again.
>>531222701There's no 'solution' that isn't capeshit. They just want higher prices in Asia + force dependency on Russia for Europe. Americans will eat the costs but it will be tenable, at least in the short term.
>>531222798FPBP
>>531222701Israel stops attacking other countries.The US closes its bases in the middle east. Neighbouring countries contribute to Iran's rebuilding.
>>531222798Are the germans back?
>>531222701Why not take the Musandam Peninsula and push it somewhere else? Problem solved.
>>531222701Million boomer mobility scooter convoy between the gulf state oil refineries and Israel.
Everyone makes fun of the "just dig a canal straight through Saudi Arabia" posts, but the Americans did this shit in 1825 to avoid going through Canada.
>>531222701there is no solution other than nuking israel.the strait is just a metaphor, in reality Iran can hit every oil ship in the gulf as they want. they can even target the sites farther than that, like US bases. it is really silly to think you can solve the problem by avoid the trait route or reclaim the control there by warships.
>>531222701The scene opens with a bald eagle soaring through the sky, the camera pans down to show a desert landscape and Abigail Shapiro in a bikini, one side us flag patterened, the other side israeli flag patterened. She shoulders a machinegun and starts firing, the camera zooms in on the jiggling titties, the scene fades to black and words appear on the screen; US Army, join todayWith some phone numbers and website or whatever underneath
>>531222798At this point, I don’t think you even need to be antisemitic to draw this conclusion. Outside of using nukes, Israel couldn’t make a stronger case for its destruction. It is actively fucking over literally everyone.
Offer to remove sanctions on Iran in exchange for diluting their stockpile and having a reputable international agency over the process, as well as opening the strait. No more ofac sanctions.
>>531222701>Anons solving the world problems>So how do we solve this anons? I know you faggots have ideas for the ultimate solution. Dont be shy. Lets hear them.>You can be anonymous here if you dont want to expose yourself.No, we are not war gaming this for you faggotsYou listened to the Jews who said we needed a war against Iran, now you got us in a war against Iran, now you realize how come nobody has ever been able to take Iran and shits going south fast. We are not fixing this problem for you.>>531222798>We destroy israel and prevent shit like that to ever happen again.Yes, this is the way, this is the correct way to solve all the BullShit in the Middle East. Israel is behind all the problems in the middle east.
>>531222701> the ultimate solutionNuke Israel. It’s that easy.
>>531223495That's nothing. There are actually loads of these huge pre-modern canal networks all over the world, but for the most part they're nowhere even remotely approaching wide or deep enough for an oil tanker. But really that's not even the issue as >>531223632 points out.
>>531222798This, and rm -rf all traitors and blackmailed officials in all institutions across the west.
>>531223495Depends more on the elevation>>531222701The "ultimate solution" would have been joint European / American control of Iran. As said solutions are no longer allowed they have to make some kind of puppet government.The world's economy depends on this one little piece of water but we can't just take it over and put someone in charge who recognizes this and doesn't try to extort people, so the choice is either cuck or kill them (or do some workaround, like a gigantic pipeline or canal or even some rail network)Basically the workarounds will always be infinitely more complicated and expensive, there's cucking which also has a cost, there's taking it over which has a cost. No options are cheap and each requires international cooperation, so really the question should be>What is actually possible and will other countries agree>>531224005>Loads of these networks all around the world>Not big enough for an oil tankerThat's a minor issue, literally the only issue with these is differences in elevation. If canals are possible without massive elevation changes that would be a solution, but it probably isn't possible.
>>531222701If he pulls out Iran sets up a yuan toll booth and destroys the petrodollar.If he stays oil goes to $200/barrel and the global economy collapses.Option 1 is much better for humanity but much worse for America.
>>531224553>If he stays oil goes to $200/barrel and the global economy collapses.The global economy is ultimately bad for humanity and it should collapse, however. Especially america and europe's economies, as that means bye bye browns.
Why does Israel have an arsenal of secret illegal nukes? If they didn't have those nukes, there's no reason for Iran to have them as a defensive hedge.
>>531222701solve ?we dont want it solved, suffer.
>>531222701Fill it with dirt. Right after filling it with dead Israelis.
Pay for your goods in Yuan? Iran really couldn't make it much easier.
>>531223691>I don’t think you even need to be antisemiticI don't do it out of necessity. Trust me, I take great pleasure in the act.
>>531223887Well, build a dam. That doesn't really solve the problem but causes a lot of trouble...
>>531223495The Eerie canal is also only seven meters deep and thirty meters wide good luck making one the size of Suez crossing the Arabian peninsula. Even if they did the entry point would still be in range for Iranian drones and missiles so at the end of the day it wouldn't actually matter.
>>531222701block off the strait of hormuz foreverfill in the persian gulf with earth
>iran deploying their own samson option>based iranians!!! nuke israel!!!so many fucking mudslimes in here, it's disgusting. iran should not be allowed to retain control of the strait or any military capabilities.
Cut off Israel altogether. Release the Epstein Files and prosecute everyone. Explain our "extradition treaties" to every stupid TV watching cow and usher in a new age of fake democracy for everyone. They wouldn't even have to repeal the law that makes corporations "people" when buying political movements. They'd just have to do all that without Israel. "It wasn't us, Mr Mohammed. It was our corrupt compromised scumbag politicians and as you can see, we've hung them on live television. We can be friends"Just admit we are wrong. We really are the great Satan and everyone here hates it too. It's the truth even if most wouldn't word it that way. There I just solved WW3
>>531222701Why not just a giant pipeline from Europe to the Middle East?
>>531222701Drop underwater attack drones from one of the c130's, >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMBICD5rgY0have them clear out all the mines and then send in a nuclear submarine loaded with missiles.Cruise missiles from destroyers sitting off the Maldives and from Israel, and whatever other bases they which are capable of launching cruise missiles.As you know Trump left the INF treaty right before the start of Covid (most likely why the Chinese released it)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zbEG989BKQThey could technically destroy every single Iranian port and whatever mines and naval assets they have left in one go.The fact this is even a fucking problem means nobody has any idea wtf they are even doing imo.
>>531226552>Why not just a giant pipeline from Europe to the Middle East?Ok but I need to see numbers. Materials, theoretical shit, manpower, costs. But I like it
>>531222701Give iran nukes and this war will be over in 1 day
>>531226834It has to go through the Balkans lol
>>531226899why not go underwater
>>531226552LIKE A NORDSTREAM, BUT THEN SOUTHSOUTHSTREAM
>>531226899>It has to go through the Balkans lolbut what about the Turkroaches? We may need to do some autistic shit, pass it right down through greece, and take it underwater. I dont trust Erdogan, or his cult.
>>531226834I'm no engineer but it's been done before, Just look at the Druzhba pipeline.>>531226899Not necessarily
>>531222701Trade in yuan
>>531227117goddamn that would be based
>>531222701Bomb the shit our of Israel. leave Iran alone, cooperate with Iran so that they can reform and become a normal society over time. Problem solved.
>>531222701Pete? Is that you?
>>531222798Maybe we let someone else suggest it this time... For optics
>>531226665>camouflaged Fattah-2 launcher stashed somewhere up in them hills anywhere within 500 km of the strait appears>blocks your pathwat do?
>>531226665>They could technically destroy every single Iranian port and whatever mines and naval assets they have left in one goFunny, thats what Trump and Israel thought what they already did was going to do.
Just stop bombing the people of Iran
>>531227104Surely becoming dependent on the Israeli's and Saudi's for our energy supply won't backfire on us like it did with Russia, right?
>>531227117Better than what we are doing now, by far. Someone should give you resources and power. This map is pretty good. Think of all the jobs it would make
>>531227117>I'm no engineer but it's been done beforeThis is partially untrue. The spirit of the Omnissiah lives in you. You're European.
>>531227200This would work too but I also want the petrodollar gone
we have send men into space, we should be able to build a oilbarrelcanon big enough to deliver oil from the middle east to europe trough the sky. Just put some oilbarrels into pic related and aim at germany.
>>531223495>Embark on a massive construction project along an easily targetable route while under fire from a country known for missile and drone attacksFind me a single construction company retarded enough to sign up for this
>>531223691Isreal is causing all of the antisemitism that exists today, so destroying it would reduce antisemitism by default.
>>531222701What problem? Let the world learn to hate Trump more
>>531222701Donald, just leave Iran and tell Israel to suck a dick. As for the blackmail material, you can have ai generate videos of you at Epstein's island. You pre-emptively release them and then show them to be fakes. That way, when Israel releases the real stuff, people won't believe it anymore.
>>531226298>t. kike
>>531222798it's the only true solution, you might say, the final solution
>>531227235destroy it, every time they activate any type of missile launcher or anything that uses radar triangulate and destroy it.Why even have wartime AI if they don't use it?Also, Iran has no capacity to shoot down surveillance satellites.Just make sure to move all Starlink satellites away, keep all of Musks shit away from any military satellites or assets. If the Iranians ever really had any means to counter any of our systems those Starlink satellites would be the weak link since they're all made with microprocessors from China. I still can't believe the US government allowed any of that, one of our biggest security risks imo are those satellites. Who knows maybe that's how the Iranians are able to get target locks on the f35's.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QABDJeZvb4
>>531227359Very true anon
Abandon Israel pull out forces not my problem
>>531227926>Destroy itBut you won't see it until the missile is already in the air.Can't shoot down a HSM.One ship gets hit -> Lloyd's Jews refuse to insure any voyages through the strait.No insurance, no sail.Game over. Thanks for playing.
>>531226441>and as you can see, we've hung them on live television.Why hang them ahead of time? Let the Iranians have them still living.
>>531223495nice canal anon, I love a good historic canal myselfhttps://youtu.be/uud16NBmcMA
>>531222701Cut the shit and start pushing out sodium hydride conversions for the most common petrol vehicles on the road. The new stuff is better than lithium ion and safer. No one buys Iranian oil they will collapse under the weight of their own exports. ME Gulf states that rely on oil exports will throw a shit fit but the damage is already done.
>>531228063>But you won't see it until the missile is already in the air.that's not how Russian and Chinese missile systems work, these are the basis of anything Iran has,>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcFn6KsxOgoThe US has the capability to track those system the second they turn them on. All they have to do is have Global hawk or satellite above Iran to detect it's activation and then use the AI to instantly triangulate and target it. They could even use a bunch of MALDS to trigger the activation of the Iranian system to make them light up for targeting.Game over for real anonThere's no country on the planet that can stop this type of attack, not a single country not China nor Russia have the capability.And the USA is retarded in the way it does warfare, protracted wars to sell more bombs and create more enemies to fight in order to sell more bombs isn't a strategy I can get behind.
>>531222701Believe in Jesus Christ. That's it, that's all it takes.
>>531228646Okay so you know where it is, that doesn't mean you'll blow it up before it blows up the plane or the boat or whatever it's targeting. I also feel like you're skipping over some difficulties by just saying>AI will do it!which would be actual problems in reality. If America was capable of doing any of this shit we'd be doing it, instead we're mulling over a ground invasion.
>>531228646>AI instantly triangulate and target itOkay, and then the US missile takes 10 minutes to get there?By that time, again, the Iranian missile is already in the air.The fundamental problem is the extreme asymmetry of the game.The Iranians only need to hit one ship.The (fat, drunk, stupid) Americans need to hit every single launcher, before it shoots its shot.
>>531222701not be oil dependend so muchreduce shit produced using oilreduce waste using oildevelop other energy sourcesremove jew from powerit is long term project for generations
nigga just build a fuckin bridge
horsecock
>>531228824>Okay so you know where it is, that doesn't mean you'll blow it up before it blows up the plane or the boat or whatever it's targeting.MALD is abbreviation for "miniature air launched decoy" >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m0XAPVJFl4They could fly a c130 over the area, launch dozens and dozens of these missiles which would appear on their radar systems as something that needs to be targeted.The video I posted about the Iranians shooting down the passenger jets, that was the result of this type of ECM when the Iranians were launching missiles at the US base a few years back. Their radars got all fucked up and they targeted the airliner by mistake.Same thing happened in Ukraine with a passenger jet.Same thing happened in Syria as well, but that the Israeli jet had it on the loadout itself and caused the Syrian missile to take out a Russian AWACS after its targeting system got hit.
>>531229194>>531229323stfu niggers
>>531222701Bombard the Iranians with gay porn until they turn into a bunch of limp-wristed pansies who don’t want to fight. Then just step in and take everything
>>531229555What kind of gay porn? the Femboy variety or oiled up gay niggas kissing?
The only solution is to accelerate the conflict. End the pain sooner rather than later.
>>531230163All of it. Assemble a team of the finest gooners
>>531231021Dear god
>>531222884No, it cascades if it's bungled. It's ground forces if it doesn't. Kharg is absurd unless backed by much bigger numbers that will have to landfall anyway. Americans ships will have to move up through the strait. Bungling cascades quickly and into much higher prices, sure some profit, but what are they selling to the increasing dissent. The national guard? Meanwhile what have you empowered abroad? If all you did was make a mess of it. Who actually cares? It is what it is. Either a bigger disaster. Or a ground war?
>>531227117The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
>>531222798fpbpin gods nameamen
>>531223691>It is actively fucking over literally everyone.incredible how the first jewish state in 2000 years has managed to piss off the entire globe in less than a century lmfao
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>>531231578Interesting
>>531222701Trump should claim this was a 4d chess move to expose Israel for what they are, and then pull all the bases out of the middle east and let Iran destroy Israel. Maybe strike Israel a few times ourselves to neutralize the Seamus Opinion. Offer Iran reparations for the damage done and purge the military and government of retards like Hegseth and Lindsey Graham on treason charges since they're Israeli agents. MAGA republicans would support it since they'll support anything Trump does, lefties would go along with it since they hate Israel, and the center will go along with it because it's funny. Start supporting Massey and other libertarian or libertarian leaning candidates in the midterms and absolutely clean house.
>>531232540I'd vote for it. How many ameribucks is it to register as a voter?
>>531222701everyone but whites and japanese disappear, the rest sorts itself
>>531222701I have no clue. I just leave this here.https://youtu.be/yNiVpnVcxiM
>>531233660This whole thing is a demonstration of the fact that democracy is bullshit and voting doesn't work.
>>531234002It was a neat idea while it lasted.
>>531222798The countdown clock is ticking
>>531222701100 lashings for dumpf LIVE
