I think I'm turning prison gay after years of sexlessness.
u're gay
>>531229022You a zesty bitch
>>531229022basedsucking dick and getting fucked is actually pretty good when you get into it
>>531229022Oh no. What will your prison bitch name be?
>>531229022you deserve sex with only gay niggers for not wanting to be fags with spics or gooks
>>531229022Thank goodness idgaf about being a kissless virginBeing an incel must be hell
>>531229022Well then you have nothing to fear from prison, so you're free to alleviate your selflessness. You're welcome.
>>5312290222D>3D
>>531229022you will discover being gay is 10x worse than being straight
>>531229022Download grindr and you can get femboys and trannies on your dick in less than an hour. And nobody else has to know. Worth it
>>531229022Zesty Canadian
I think you're just CIA. Being bitches of Mossad is the worst.
>>531229022I've had sex with around 80 women, have a girlfriend who I fuck a several times a week and sometimes I still want to hook up with dudes. But I don't consider myself bi
Troon arc started. Buy an extension cord
>>531229022Go get yourself a zesty buck to break, you're welcome!
The US government is a bunch of evil gays and they were posting tranny threads here to try to convert more people to become gay.Gays are EVIL ans they need to be KILLED.GOD HATES HOMOSEXUALITY
Ok I'll tell you what I did. Go to your grocery store, the one that sells the cold cuts. Buy a sandwich. No. Buy two. Take them into the bathroom. Now put on your favorite porn, the breast milk stuff on the live streaming sites for me, and just start fucking that sandwich. You're gonna be in here for a while so just get comfortable, you're going to want to build a stamina edge with repeated edging. Work it up until you're thick as can be and then just nut into that sandwich. Cum all over it, but keep it all inside, don't get any on the bread, because you're going to put it all back together and wrap it back up. Now go outside and give this cumwich to the first homeless family you see. Now you still got that other sandwich? You eat that one. But here's the prank, you gave them the regular sandwich. Free cum sandwich bro!
>>531229022porn has done this to you
>>531229022Buy a whore, faggot
>>531229022you can only call yourself prison gay once you've jerked off with other guys on the /trash/ board
You could brainwash anyone to be super gay i guess
>>531229022You're scratchin' an itch that nothing can ease.You lie down with dogs you get up with fleas.
>>531230856ultimate sandwich hack
>>531229022spread them asscheeks for tyrone
what're you gon do bout it?
