AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAIRAN HAS DEFEATED THE JEWNITED STATES OF ZOGMERICA!
Trump is bluffing
would be hilarious if the US just showed up. Destroyed the entire Iran navy and airforce, killed their leaders 5 times, forcing Iran to hold the strait hostage than dipped for the world to take care of.>defeated how you wish. Hold the bag jannie
>>531230297Prepare for his next stupid thing that makes everything more expensive for plebs.
Based, not my problem now. good luck with the straight eurocucks
>>531230297He always does this before major escalations because he thinks he's doing 4D chess. In reality it's just a humiliation ritual for being Israel's lapdog.>"Oh hey we're probably backing out">launches massive attack insteadIt's just fucking low IQ and no one is falling for it except his knucklehead base. He will be invading with ground forces any day.>Saudi Arabia let US troops access more bases>Britain just gave base access to more gulf bases>moving Warthogs and attack choppers to gulf>moving Marines and beach fronthead squads to gulf>4D chess tweetsPrepare.
How do Europoors and Asians guard a strait that the American navy couldn't even get within 500 miles of lmao. Britain has about 5 ships and two are broken.What will happen is people will cut deals with Iran to guarantee safe passage. Congrats America, you just lost the gulf in a war of choice.
>>531230404Wouldn’t it be hilarious if we spent $200 billion to make gas prices up by $1.50 and got a dozen or so Americans got killed?
>>531230496How does a country launch an amphibias land invasion of a country that it famously couldnt put ships within 500 miles of
>>531230297He’s lying to buy time for troops to get there enmass
>>531230365True. But the bluffing wastes valuable time getting the strait open.
>trump saysboy howdy, you know you can take that to the banknew "sneak" attack in 5...4...3...
>>53123064410x American die in car accidents everyday. And if a $1 rise is something you are whining about, then you are seriously poor in which case I wish you were thrown in a work camp to actually make some use out of you.
>>531230297>We have won! We are stopping the war!>What's that? Iran is still pummeling Israel and our bases? Why haven't you told them the war has stopped!
>>531230656>>531230679Can't wait for hundreds of drone vids of dead mutts to come out
>beaten by IranLMFAO
>>531230788>$1Lol, more like $10.
>>531230644>>531230644Color me shocked you think of things in terms of white and black.https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-shale-production-could-fall-by-400000-barrels-per-day-if-prices-dip-40-barrel-2026-01-26/https://www.reuters.com/legal/transactional/us-shale-producers-devon-coterra-merge-58-billion-deal-2026-02-02/https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-waives-sanctions-deals-involving-venezuelas-pdvsa-2026-03-18/https://fortune.com/2026/03/18/venezuela-oil-sanctions-treasury-license-iran-war/tl;dr Trump can walk and chew gum at the same time. This was never about Iran or nukes.
>>531230788I’m just kind of confused about what we got in return?
>>531230297Trump does this shit deliberately. US marines are still on their way. Expect him to either do something unpredictably schizophrenic or cuck to jewish pressure when they get there.
>>531230297No he won’t, this is him trying to manipulate markets. The reality is that more assets are being moved into place and a ground invasion is being planned. If they target Kharg Island, it will be an aerial operation from Kuwait
>>531230958It revitalizes the US shale industry and drives demand/production from Venezuela (that Maduro gutted).
>>531230833Trump was deluded from the beginning thinking Iran wouldn't close the strait. Now he's piling delusion on delusion on delusion. The reality has become far too difficult for him to face. But reality it is, and it's about to administer some very severe treatment to the American people, who quite frankly need it to bring them back to reality. The pain needs to be severe, and all the words Americans say to make it go away need to fail and the suffering needs to continue until Americans shut up and stop trying to talk their way out of everything with words. They need to be shown that their words are futile for stopping the pain, so they stop talking. Then the pain needs to last that long again so that Americans adopt a new habit of not being full of shit in every word that comes out of their mouths.
>>531230297Lmao so are we leaving Israel to die?. Please say yes.
>>531230788I'm running for president in 2028. My campaign issues are currently1. Seizure of the trump family's assets which will be auctioned off. The proceeds will be sent to american taxpayers in order to alleviate the rise in costs due to this retarded jew war. Im calling it the Orange Nigger Dividend.2. Execution of every single member of trump's family. They will be executed immediately when captured and the executions will be streamed for the american public's viewing pleasure.3. No more jew wars. My entire adult life we have been fighting wars for a foreign, alien nation. No more.4. Designation of the jewish genital mutilation cult as a criminal syndicate. If israel still exists it will be designated as a mafia state. All jews will be stripped of united states citizenship and their assets siezed.These are my initial proposals, which I'm certain will speak to the needs of the american people. Vote for me.
>>531230788It will cause a recession in only a few months>>531231066Doesn’t benefit consumers at all
>>531231078>Trump was deluded from the beginning thinking Iran wouldn't close the strait. They've threatened it for decades, we/he knew exactly what they were going to do. They've been doing this as far back as Reagan/Operation Preying Mantis. Stop being fucking stupid and opining and go read/learn, brownoid.
>>531230297>Even if I was deploying boots on the ground I wouldn’t tell you>Oh man everyone’s going to believe I’m pulling out of the Middle East and stopping the war>heh they’ll never see I’m bluffing >greatest military tactician ever and greatest military strategy since the Trojan horse!You’re a retard falling for this retarded slight of hand… Trump really thinks he’s faking everyone out while ships full of thousands of marines are headed there.
>>531230958Simply the operations costs of running an empire. Get with the program pleb
>>531231066In exchange, the entire US economy lost like 3% of value
>>531231196Did you see what I said about Americans' words?
>>531231183Long term it will. By mid Q3 (as election season approaches and vacation season winds down) you're going to see prices plummet.
Reminder that when he allegedly distanced himself from Ukraine, there was an assassination attempt on Putin. All this means is Israel is going to do something stupid soon. Then he thinks he can come in with his "Wowie wow, I had no idea they were going to do that" act and pretend to be a middle man trying to restore peace.
>>531231246IMF has been warning of a hard reset since last August. We induced ours.
>>531230404Look at your stock makret, your energy prices. Does that look liek winnign to you? There is one A SINGLE one that has won here. I dont have to take his satanic name into my mouth for yo to know which devil im referring to.You fucking, cocksucking, low IQ, retarded zog nigger golem retard.
>>531231252I saw abunch of nonsense/ignorance. Don't double down, now is the time to go read and learn.
>>531231078What other anons said. Trump in his mind thinks it's 4D chess to do the opposite of what he says. He's still sending more marines, my guess is they're planning to seize or destroy the uranium.
>>531231255Demand destruction will not lower prices
>>531231353Let's talk after your treatment when you are well.
I dont know why he keeps insisting others fix his mistake.As far I see, this just makes transition to EVs all the easier.BYDs are like in the $30k range
>>531231366That would be good. They need to focus on everything except opening the strait.
But if the US sails away with their tail between their legs, why would Iran ever reopen the strait for oil sold in dollars? they can just strangle the gulf petrodollar indefinitely now...
>>531230297These headlines are just lies.Trump HAS to invade Iran. He doesn't get a say in this. If the USA does not open the strait they lose the middle east and Israel goes down. Iran won't open the strait so the USA has to invade Iran.Trump has opened the gates of hell.
>>531230404>the burger cries out victory as he gets fucked in the ass
>>531230297The stock market calls for aid!
>>531231374>demand destructionNo, dumbass, that's when they switch to winter-blend. Heavy-crude/Merey (Venezuela) and NGLs (shale) are winter blend. Goddamn you stupid fucks really need to stop weighing in when you have absolutely no fucking clue.
>>531230496He'll end the war this time
>>531230297>Shills are mad they do not get their ground war and footage of dead Americans to jack off to.
>>531231133>All jews will be stripped of united states citizenship and their assets siezed.after than need to send them all to israel pennyless. Next up, purge Congress of the 90% who have taken aipac money. Pass constitutional amendment that makes any future aipac type shit punishable by death.
Hes faking it to kill more Iranians and do some insider trading. Dont be retarded.
>>531231515This anon gets it… No putting the toothpaste back in the tube at this point
>>531231749if, at this late date, you still believe anything that omens dribbling out of this retarded nigger's mouth I don't know what to say
>>531231749Yes, but not because of some poor kid from Virginia getting blown up. Its about a message, that the US doesnt own the world and cant do whatever it pleases. Iran almost broke the back of the camel. One more single incident like this and the US will feel the heat for real.
>>531230297100% a lie, he tries to calm the markets because they were crashing pretty hard today, and to "surprise" Iran with his ground zoggie offensive, only a retard would fall for this
>>531231302>You fucking, cocksucking, low IQ, retarded zog nigger golem retard.truer words have rarely been spoken on this board
>>531231793>Pass constitutional amendment that makes any future aipac type shit punishable by death.this isn't even necessary. representatives already swear an oath and if they are dual citizens - which is a repugnant concept - they are de facto committing treason
>>531231621tell me how?youve only lost Hans! Infact we controlled a portion of your country loser!
>>531230297200 billion for the pentagon. 200 billion for all the rich. 200 billion for nigger scammers/junk food. 200 billion for Israel. 200 billion for a bunch of brown replacements. 200 billion for “education” suplements your kids to be trooned and leftist professor's to brainwash them.Hurry up and get to work amerifats you dumb little goyim. Chop chop! King orange nigger demanda extra time in the financial meme economy as whores make millions on goyfans and working fake office jobs doing nothing. 0$ for white people. You will be gone soon neyeueyehehhhahehehheheh!!!!!
>>531230404>>531231066This. The Straight is everybody else in the world’s problem. We have plenty of of oil here, although maybe Trump should temporarily ban exports to lower prices here.>>531231302Your ex-Chancellor shut down nuclear plants in return for a cushy “consulting contract” with Gazprom. Enjoy your flower pot heater.
>>531231302>>531231957Seethe Eurotrash, you are helpless to do anything. Seethe.
>>531230877STOP! I can only get this hard...
>>531230297friday market manipulation bullshit.Israel will not let him back down, they'll keep escalating and doing war crimes, he's trapped
>>531230297You voted for this
>>531232192Another Epstein is already raping your kids to make this all possible
>>531231091This. Only way Trump gets out is cutting ties with Israel.
>>531230479The straight will only be closed for traders in petro-mutt shekels, your infinity money glitch. Good luck
>>531232141Youre retarded bro, gulf oil is traded in your nignog currency...also you cant abandon kikeland because it runs your country
>>531232392Trump could also win the midterms if he cuts ties with Israel
>>531232365Remember totally helpless, you are just a spectator to history.
>>531230297PAPER GOYIMAPERGOYIM
>>531231066so driving business to browns good now? the second most commie browns in the Americas? >>531230679buying time from whom? the ever useless un? he is completely ignored by iran since mid 2025 or congress that has never put a stop to an israeli war?
>>531232096Now now Bruce don’t act like your island isn’t way more cucked than the USA lmao
>>531232192YOU are losing, you fucking braindead nigger. ITS YOU! Not Trump, not the shabbos goyim who became fat and rich by kissing Satanjahus hand. Its YOU, the american people, who suffered in this senseless war. Europeans, middle-easterners, south-east asians even fucking indians are blatantly aware of this. How cant you wrap your fat stupid head around it then? Have the immeasurable amounts of goyslop finally rotted out your brain?
>>531230365this is a very old play, i think he is really defeated
>>531231895>>531231957>>531232214I did learn something from this. I learned why Muslims are so angry, beside being from a savage dark age culture that worships a false prophet that is just as much of a pedo as anyone on the Epstein client list. They have higher circumcision rates than the Americans they hate.
>>531230788If gas up a dollar which is 30%, how much you think food will go up? Besides it's not just the oil, fertilizers will go tremendously up.
>>531230297>KEKSYou misspelled won jamboi.
>>531231515You're right. That's a major bummer
Bibi is dead, Jim.
>>531232579>you are just a spectator to history.Said the slave to moloch
>>531232763Why is Australia taking robins hood off so vigorously? explain yourself strayans
>Euros, you're just going to have to send your ships into the killzone we did the heavy work >Their Navy doesn't exist and they ran out of missiles days ago, there's no danger promise ;)>Seriously it's the only way to get ships moving, Euros, please Euros I'm not begging you but PLEASE Real talk, why wouldn't the Europeans either pay the Iranians a toll OR just buy their oil in Yuan? Why is it being framed as "military action or else"?Even if they militarily commit, what's the benefit that wouldn't be achieved with just using Chink money or paying the Iranians, like they do at the Suez or Panama?
>>531230404You just destroyed your empire in the middle-east though.Even if he just leaves, the petro-dollar is dead. Iran will charge a toll on everyone who comes through in Yuan, and nobody will be able to do a fucking thing about it.
>>531231515If they bail: us economy shits itselfIf they invade: us economy shits itselfIf they keep bombing: bandaid/war money meme and slowly shitting itselfThe pax americana hegemony is gone. We will now see an accelerated collapse of western civilisation. Islamic UK. Indian Canada ect. Horrific permanent poverty and poor slop lower class while only 10% of the population has any quality of life and economic means.Global Zimbabwe. What little remains of white wealth will be heavily extracted over the coming years particularly when boomers start dying. They will escalate white genocide like a domino effect occurs like islamic uk or Australian corruption or Canadian economic collapse succession.I know people wont read this but please prepare for collapse. It’s coming shortly. I have never been wrong with my prediction.
>>531230404Pretty based honestly.
>>531230297I'd be very afraid if I were youyou might think that whites give a crap about Iran because muh liberalism but that lasts about as long as their white bellies are full and their homes are warm and their futures are brightif the calculation comes down to>nuke shitskins = oil = good timeswhites, and just about everybody else, won't hesitate a moment to erase Iran from the mapI can only hope Iran erases Israel before that happens; a win-win
If mutts pulled out now it would really be their suez moment
>>531232631Send us 200 billion pls we are greatest ally we need it for our poor browns :((((( nyeheheheheh
>start war for isreal, probably told it would be easy and fast by isreali dicksuckers>it's not easy or fast, iran is stronger than you were told, lasts longer, has more missiles, more strength, more defenses>the war is immensely unpopular, not even your closest allies agree to help you>the entire world's economy gets fucked instantly and it makes nations the world over resent you>realize your estimates for the costs to wage the war were entirely wrong and every single day it gets worse>back outif he actually backs out it's a good thing. sunk cost fallacy-ing a fucking war is such a terrible idea.
>>531230788Heil Hitler you fucking kike
>>531232919Why dont Euros supply nukes to the Iranians and get this heeb circus over with.
Epic win for Trump, he ended the war just like that
>>531233132This. Get out now and let Israel to its fate. Whatever
>>531233132Think about trumps personality. He will fuck everyone to save face and lie to keep his bravado. Hes going to walk away from Iran and say “we winned ;))” at best or escalate and be a retard at worse.
>>531232141>ban exports>rest of the planet embargoes america back>us produces less oil than it consumes dailymiggers are the dumbest apes on the planet
>>531232931>Global Zimbabwe>not on my watch gweilo
>>531232951That is true. Morality and decency flies out of the window fast, once its your own belly, and of your family, that starts to ache. And the jews are precisely after that. They want the american people to be desolute and angry, so they can commit their crimes with impunity.>Why should I care about some sandplace, far over the ocean, is getting nuked? I want my cheap gas and food!!!But this thinking will onyl lead to much more misery, poverty and instability. Israel doesnt simply use you, they are trying to destroy you. And they have come SO close to their final goal...
>>531230297>IRAN HAS DEFEATED THE JEWNITED STATES OF ZOGMERICA!my sources are saying Trump has invoked wartime emergency laws on Friday
>>531233258Kino. Imagine iran nuking israel and causing sampson option and doing detroit or jackson or san Francisco. Wiping away some pozzed/nigger city and Israel as well as the entire middle east would be kino.
>>531232951Nukes will be less likely if there's some kind of coalition to take Iran and turn it into an oil highway as you're suggesting. Nukes are actually pretty shit for what we want to do which is kill the Iranian regime and stop the Iranians closing the strait. Then it's regime change time and we can do that. Most Iranians hate their government even if they don't much like being invaded.If we're going to act out of self interest we can get millions of troops together. It would be expensive but we can do it.
>>531233132>sunk cost fallacy-ing a fucking war is such a terrible idea.do you realize how many wars the USA has sunk costed its way into?ALL OF THEM
>>531233503>If we're going to act out of self interest we can get millions of troops together.and while at it knock out Russia out of the game too, then let China reconsider their life choices
>>531230297>Not fighting wars for Israel is cucked nowThat's great news actually, hope he ends this shitshow now before any more damage to the US is done.
>>531230297This is nonsense.And I don't mean Trump I just mean the complete lack of common sense by "news" media..>TRUMP SAID A THING>QUICK REPORT IT REPORT IT!!>Do you think it's wise to just print everything Trump says? Do you really think he means everything he says? Like he's just gonna to give away the gubment's strategy to the whole world?>WHO CARES! WE NEED CLICKS! PEOPLE WILL GET MAD, OR SOMETHING, JUST POST THE ARTICLE NOW!!Does anyone else think this as well? Do people not realize Trump is just constantly feeding whatever he wants to the press just because they keep asking him retarded questions? Trump is just fucking with everyone, our enemies abroad and here at home. (Yes, I'm implying the press is an enemy of the people)
Trump is setting himself up to be president of Iran once the troops are in. As he has failed to get the 3rd term thing. Just trust me on this I have Insider information bro.
>>531232928This is pure thirdie cope… The USA will go scorched earth on Iran before losing the petro dollar. All the eurocucks will be following us into Iran if it gets to that point. Do you not understand eurocucks with their eurobucks are having their oil prices subsidized by the US dollar? The dream of the yuan becoming a global currency is a fucking joke, everyone in finance knows this.
We will just give the gulf nations weapons and they will kill Iranians for us.
>>531233747Going to be glorious watching Mutt heads pop off their sockets in the drone strike vids.Finally a real reason to thank faterans for their service.
>>531233853We're literally going to nuke Iran
>>531233853not him but you posted a woman dude
>>531230404What exactly the US won?
>>531233853>The USA will go scorched earth on Iran before losing the petro dollar.You're losing right now.
>>531230365This. He's going to nuke iran a hundred times and send thousands of ZOGbots to radioactive death to take over the region
>>531234099Very observant leaf
>>531232434next level cope. you lost brownoid. america rapes and you can do nothing but sit by and whine about it
>>531233210take a shower and go to work you stinky larper
>>531230297It's a rope-a-dope. They're planning something big.
>>531230297Not our war.
>>531232683What did I lose? I'm fine thanks, the Iranians have been getting smoked.
>>531234186by what metric, favela monkey? the US killed all of the IRGC's top leadership and is systematically dismantling their entire security complex. i hope we do your country next, i could use one of your sisters as a personal harem rapeslave for big american cock
>>531234186How are we losing? Iran has the strait of Hormuz and if it gets down to it they will absolutely get their shit pushed in. It’s not going to be pretty and I hate it but Trump will absolutely take the Iranian coastlines and with air support we will have another highway of death from the gulf war if Iran tries to send in their military… Iran VS Iraq in the 80’s will be nothing like actually fighting America when we take the kid gloves off and stop caring about optics.
>>531230365it doesn't matter. He can't win.
>>531230297Best case scenario
WEWON*farts on israel until liftoff
>>531234186You're brown.
>>531230515>How do Europoors and Asians guard a strait that the American navy couldn't even get within 500 miles of lmaoum akchully we can, we just don't need to. your turn europoor
>>531230297T A C OACO
>>531232392Trump is a boomer. He would rather stab every American in the back with a knife
>>531230515i like how every muslim thirdie spins these stories to placate themselves. you are scared of american dominance, it's okay to admit it. you will be one of the many that will be raped by our imperial might. sit by and watch because there's nothing you can do other than be The Raped forever
>>531230297the raped
>>531232931>please prepare for collapseAnd how am I meant to do that for something of this scale?
>>531230788DHS had every chance to just go door to door in Minneapolis and making mass graves of every nigger, faggot, faggot nigger and even the nigger faggots in the city but Trump cucked out.Why does he give a fuck about his acceptance among New York conservative elites? He could easliy just have them killed too
>>531231515I was watching the military summary on youtube earlier, who thinks america will invade with ground troops in 10 to 20 days with an Arab and Ukrainian coalition
>>531230297Looks like TACO Tuesday came early this week. SAD!
>>531230365this
>>531230404>fucks Iran up>leavesBased quite frankly
>>531230656Indiana Jones dinghies, we're not sinking, we're crashing!
>>531231183You can easily do demand destruction and reduce inflation by exterminating half the American population, in turn also giving the American economy economic stimulus and jobs
>>531234960link~?
Yea, the UK won't send ships because it is not their war. Well it is now.
>>531230297He is a jew, he is lying.
>>531230297>5d chessWow, that's a fu**ing smart move, the smartest move ever known in human history...
You pussies are just pathetic. No need to invade Iran just blow the dams North of Tehran and 10 million sand niggers will be on the move looking for water and drinking camel piss. They will leave Iran for who knows where and who cares. Next blow up Kharg Island and those left will be living in a Medieval hell hole, drinking camel piss and eating whatever and whomever they can find. Real simple. Oh the dams are going up after the market closes on Friday. Glorious. Iranian pussy will be cheap as hell. Sad our OP is a dick sucking nigger pedophile
>>531230404It's hilarious cause US and Venezuela are now going to make a shit ton selling oil now.Thanks Iran!
>>531230404Honestly if he just 100% did this and made no real tangible excuses, essentially just went "deal with it," it would be pretty funny
>>531235455We need them alive you dingus
>>531235455>mom i posted it again!Can you just kill yourself already.
>>531234461>10 years in Vietnam>Almost 10 years in Iraq>20 years in Afghanistan>All lostJust STFU, man.
>>531235512Tough shit. Take it up with vaporized sand niggers. Maybe harvest the eyes and brains for medical experiments.
>>531232614 it takes several weeks to amass enough people and supplies to make an effective ground assault
>>531230644OH NO MUH 12 MILITARY CASUALTIES THAT WILLINGLY SIGNED UP TO GO FIGHT IN WARS, THEY WUZ GOOD BOYS WHAT WILL WE DO? America is over.
>>531233627At this rate, your country and it's tiny population of 5 million is going to get knocked out of the game. NATO, the US and UK will never commit their own troops for their goals, they will commit countries like you. You're perfect too because St. Petersburg is so close.
>>531235571Is your mother still on porn hub ? What she did with that mule was not to be believed. I tipped her five dollars.
Sorry, but Boom Boom TelAviv has a contract for a few more seasons.
>>531230404It's a 5D Chess move that only cost 1 billion dollars a day and made mortal enemies of Irans' new Reigme. WOAH 5D CHESS!!!!! MIGA!!!
>>531230297Fellow humans (anyone that doesn't have an American flag), imagine how fucking emboldened Iran becomes if they completely cuck the US into backing out of this "war".
It's funny that there are still some MIGA in here that are too retarded to see how badly they're losingThey also still haven't worked out why the entire world says they lost in VietnamK/D/A amirite??!?!
>>531234461>Highway of death>Coastal landings>Against mega fortified missile base country made of mountains with a population of 90 million and 3 times bigger than IraqOk now THIS is peak retard. There will be a highway of death going back to the ocean, but realistically all the landing ships would be sunk with mass casualties. We can bomb them no doubt and our air power is extremely powerful and effective but it is not going to stop them from launching missiles and drones nor has it. We've also failed all our objective, every single one. Sinking some frigates is irrelevant.
>>531235714Paki tier post. Jeet hire?
>>531235820The USA is powerful enough to invade and occupy Iran, a country the size of Western Europe with 93 million people. That is not really in question. But doing it is going to be serious fucking pain for them - and the rest of the world. They will lose tens of thousands of troops and like the other guy said, it will be the end of America as the world's number one power. China and Russia will have the opportunity to remake their own nuclear alliances. Europe will abandon the USA.
>>531231133>Orange nigger dividendUnderrated post.
>>531235799notice how everyone saying this is an irrelevant 3rdie nigger, you're so envious of american superiority it's insane but it's okay, we'll take your mother and sisters as harem rapeslaves once this is all over and your irrelevant country bends the knee
>>531230365In 2 weeks you will say he won. You are a mind broken cuck. Get that ziodick in your ass checked out.
>>531236183They have a ridiculously low tolerance for pain. Gas prices go up by a buck and the sky is falling. A few soldiers die and people are pissed. The stock market goes down 10% and they're about to commit suicide.Could you imagine real economic strife down there? What that would cause?
>>531230297I got it. Let's just say negative shit about whatever he does. You all with me?
>>531235180here ya gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca8AF2xBT5w
>>531236529Well, as I explained in >>531231515, they have to do this. Three generations of fat comfortable pigs are about to get a cattle prod up their arses.Chris Hedges thinks they need 1 million troops. I reckon 5.
>>531230297the whole thing about him saying we don't use the strait is hilarious considering that wasn't really true before the war but it is technically true now because Iran doesn't allow us to anymoreunless he makes a deal that winds down everything all at once, he's pretty much just kneecapped Israel and the U.S. for no reason in the most humiliating diplomatic self-own of all time
>>531236694Could the US just pull out immediately and say mission accomplished? Or would Israel not let them.
>>531236861It's not even solely about Israel at this point. The US has occupied the Persian gulf region for decades. Ceding the strait to Iran is the end of America as a world power, not to mention the end of Israel. They have to invade.
>>531233853What is your leverage exactly? If you go "scorched earth" on them, they do the same to all your oil-producing allies and destroy the petro-dollar regardless. You can't seem to take the strait by force either.So what's the plan?
>>531230515We'll pay in yuan and 10% tribute to the Iranians. Now what?
>>531236947Taking our toys and going home. We' have a deal with China for TED. You thought you had one for TAD.
>>531230515They don't, they capitulate and pay the toll.
>>531230365He can't leave and let Israel deal with Iran, no one believes this lie. It's very much your problem, and China/Iran controlling hormuz is your problem, end of petrodollar is your problem, global distrust and hatred toward the US is your problem
I used to say Trump would invade Iran when he was running this time but I didn’t really believe it. I was just being provocative, it was such a grossly retarded idea. Never overestimate Trump or his supporters.
POOL'S CLOSED NIGGA
>>531237120Yeah, but his point is, if you cede control of the strait, you cede your position as the most powerful country in the world.If a relatively insignificant power like Iran can make you run, then China would never, ever fear you. Or take you seriously ever again.
>>531236861pulling out = we can't force the whole region to sell oil and gas in USD anymore. What most people dont understand is that is the real issue for the US and the whole reason we had bases and a presence in the region. We aren't energy depended ourselves but our economy is dependent on the Petro dollar (Gulf states selling all oil and gas in USD).
>>531237279And you've lost the trust of the Gulf Arab states. Iran now de facto owns the whole Gulf region. Fucking whoops.
>>531230297He's afraid to do it alone. So now he's going to waste time with this crap trying to manipulate people, and every day the strait remains closed makes the eventual shock worse.
>>531230949>tl;dr Trump can walk and chew gum at the same time.i would bet that's beyond his physical capacity at this point
>>531237279>>531237333 US economy relies on Gulf states selling all their oil and gas in USD called the Petro dollar. Without that our economy collapses.
>>531230404least delusional /ptg/ nigger
>>531230297Birth of the petroyuan.
>>531231515"The middle east will fall if America leaves" is the single dumbest take I've heard in three weeks. How exactly is it going to fall you fucking retard?
Seems you lads down there are right fucked either way.At least you're not talking about taking Greenland anymore.
>>531237543Because Iran can take it you idiot. The US pulling out will leave a power vacuum. Iran is the strongest regional power and will become guarantor of their safety.Do you want the Iranians to control the entire middle eastern oil and gas supply?
>>531230404The only way to "wind down" the war against Iran would be to completely evacuate all US military presence in the Gulf, you seem to have forgotten that Iran still seems to be quite capable of slinging missiles and drones at US military bases in the region. This isn't Afghanistan where you can just up and leave, the US is stuck in this conflict until Iran is defeated militarily, Iran decides they want to negotiate, or the US abandons all of its security concerns in the region (including Israel) which will massively piss off the Gulf oil states and probably hasten the death of the petrodollar.Trump's just flailing around trying to find an offramp that doesn't exist because he's terrified of people thinking that he's sucked the US into another pointless desert war (which is exactly what he's done).
>>531237645Iran can take it WITH WHAT EXACTLY??You get one chance to respond intelligently or else I'm not going to respond to you again.
>>531237664>he's terrified of people thinking that he's sucked the US into another pointless desert war (which is exactly what he's done).Oh no, no, no.It's MUCH worse than that. Invading a huge mountainous country armed with modern weapons is going to make Iraq look like a pleasant stroll in the park.
>>531230297Is it really that easy? Jews with their endless schemes, infinite money and infecting all systems on all western societies... and they get defeated by a bunch of random sand warrior missiles? Jewish supremacy doesn't seem so tough, eliminating them by the root doesn't seem impossible at all if they immediately fold under basic attack and defend tactics.
>>531237786That's why I'm giving Trump and his cabinet the tiniest sliver of benefit of the doubt and assuming that they're not going to commit to a ground invasion and carry on with the current retarded long range strike campaign that's costing huge amounts of money and munitions, they currently seem quite rightly terrified of American casualties.
>>531237786>It's MUCH worse than that. Invading a huge mountainous country armed with modern weapons is going to make Iraq look like a pleasant stroll in the park.If you think Trump is going to invade Iran with hundreds of thousands of troops guns blazing, taking tens of thousands of casualties you'll believe anything. Trump is a lot of things but he is better politician than that he knows that would be the end of his political aura.
>>531238171>his political auraThat's long gone.
>If we pull out Iran will control the strait and subjugate the nearby countries into abandoning the petrodollar, who will send goycattle to die for us and defend it? Anyone? Hello anyone at all?
>>531230297Ah yes, delegating responisiblity to the lesser nations. You start shit, now it's eveyones problem but yours.
>>531238264Maybe to you Euros.
>>531238496>Ah yes, delegating responisiblity to the lesser nations. You start shit, now it's eveyones problem but yours.We offered to help police the Strait with our "allies" you all said no. Ok, do it without us then.
>>5312303655D chess
>>531238623Europe will pay in yuans and kill the petrodollar. Win-win.
>>531230297>go in>fuck sit up>LeaveMy nigga
>>531238623>We offered to help police the Strait after causing it to get closed and starting a war of aggression for absolutely no fucking reason besides Bibi wanting itWho do you think falls for your pathetic gaslighting? We just pay in Yuan in the future, its not our problem.
>>531238746Go for it, that kills the alliance once and for all, I'm cool with it. No more security guarantee for guys, you go bankrupt either way.
>>531238623>US kicks itself out of the region>rest of the world politely asks Iran to please open the strait in exchange for lifting sanctions>hey presto, back to business as usualIt's the US and Israel that Iran hates, if they manage to kick out the US there's no reason for them to antagonise the countries that previously negotiated deals with Iran in good faith and actually stuck to them (i.e. Obama's nuclear deal) and refused to provide help to the US when they went full retard and attacked Iran.
>>531239021Ok pay with Yuan.
>>531230297All I hear is low IQ niggers screaming muh forever war, I wished.
>>531239091Security guarantees from what? Russia? Lmao.
>>531230644when's the last time you thought about the Epstein Files though?see what i mean?
>>531239122>It's the US and Israel that Iran hates, if they manage to kick out the US there's no reason for them to antagonise the countries that previously negotiated deals with Iran in good faith and actually stuck to them (i.e. Obama's nuclear deal) and refused to provide help to the US when they went full retard and attacked Iran.Maybe so, it is possible. It will drive the USA and UK/Europe further apart but that seems inevitable. You benefit from the destruction of the Iranian nuclear program, they can't hold the Strait hostage without nuclear weapons. But our allies don't care of course.
>>531239364>they can't hold the Strait hostage without nuclear weapons. But our allies don't care of course.they're literally doing it right now without nuclear weapons
>>531239297Sounds like we are both ok with a change of the status quo vis a vis the Atlantic alliance.
>>531239297Muttland can't even defend their allies in the Gulf when shit hits the fan. So, fuck it.
>>531239467>they're literally doing it right now without nuclear weaponsThey could be defeated now. They couldn't be with nuclear weapons. Come on dude a country wouldn't be more powerful with nuclear weapons?
>>531230297>Trump destroys Iran easily>Trump says we're leaving. We don't need to stay because we don't use this oil, drags his balls across middle east and tells the EU it's their problem nowAnd here we have a paid jeet under an EU flag on 4chan thinking his retarded post will someone get anyone to believe otherwise
>>531230297That would actually be fair enough, the U.S. military solved the problem of Iran being a threat with nuclear weapons and the whole, Iran being a thing and not a permanently doomed dungeon cockroach society, as it obviously should and needs to be.Once Iran finally reaches stone age level of technologic availability, is fully dysfunctional and on a path of perpetual regression, which can actually realistically happen in a couple weeks of thorough bombing, then the U.S. should pull out.The other nations benefiting from the Hormuz trade should pick up the slack after that.
>>531230297> "I fucked up big time, clean it up jannies"
>>531230297Looks like the market initially reacted to his Truth before remembering that he's a delusional, increasingly senile and unhinged retard and that this post probably represented no actual policy change. Either that or non-retard government sources gave the real story (no policy change yet) in the hours after the post. Either way, not a good sign that you announce a war is ending and the oil market almost completely ignores you.
>>531239749>That would actually be fair enough, the U.S. military solved the problem of Iran being a threat with nuclear weapons and the whole, Iran being a thing and not a permanently doomed dungeon cockroach society, as it obviously should and needs to be.>Once Iran finally reaches stone age level of technologic availability, is fully dysfunctional and on a path of perpetual regression, which can actually realistically happen in a couple weeks of thorough bombing, then the U.S. should pull out.>The other nations benefiting from the Hormuz trade should pick up the slack after that.A smart, realistic, reasonable post from someone from Europe! Thank you.
>>531239749the world got together to bomb the absolute shit out of german cities in WW2 and you krauts kept right on goingaerial bombing is not that useful for winning wars and certainly doesn't put societies permanently in the stone age
>>531231133Based. Good starting point, you have a chance to earn my vote.
>>531230297Trump told Iran to train some more because this battle wasn't interesting.
>>531239091Your "security guarantee" is worthless to everyone except Israel, and the whole world knows it.
>>531230404You won't do shit, you fucking mentally ill kikePool's closed
>>531240139Canada should pull out of NATO and NORAD then, and suspend all joint Naval programs. Why bother if it is worthless. Have the courage of your convictions.
>>531240468I'll tell you what, Canada needs to make some nukes fucking yesterday.
>>531235820>They also still haven't worked out why the entire world says they lost in Vietnam>K/D/A amirite??!?!there's a subset of US population who to this day still unironically believes that they were winning in vietnam and could've actually won the war IF only they were given 2 more weeks. you may actually find them in vet/glowie/their family centrals like /k/ right now
>>531230297so Iran gets to keep bombing Israel for eternity?
>>531240468Pretty much, the only country that is gonna invade us is you anyway.
>>531240662We aren't going to invade you, Jesus, you Canadians are such drama queens. Liberal party voter I am guessing.
>>531230404>would be hilarious if the US just showed up. Destroyed the entire Iran navy and airforce, killed their leaders 5 times, forcing Iran to hold the strait hostage than dipped for the world to take care of.>>defeated>how you wish. Hold the bag janniethis
>>531237664There's a fourth option here. Destroy Israel and deliver Bibi and his family on a silver plate to Tehran.>inb4 JFKStart a pogrom in the US on the kikes. Open season on the dispora.
>>531239749>in a couple weeksI see what you did there.
>>531239749>which can actually realistically happen in a couple weeks of thorough bombingIt actually can't, as generations of military scientists post WWII are fully in agreement on. Mass bombing a country doesn't do shit except make the population more determined as they perceieve the enemy as a threat to them personally. Not a single country in history ha sveer been defeated this way. Including our own. You fucking kike loving mutt sucking faggot, LEAVE
>>531235799Emboldened to do what? It will take them years to reconstitute what they've lost
>>531236529The juice isn't worth the squeeze. Iran was never an actual threat to us. It's an utterly pointless war and trump is a gay nigger
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>>531241117>Iran was never an actual threat to us.Iran is a threat to us.
>>531230404I don't think the Iranians are going to stop blowing up American shit in the middle east no matter what Trump does. They're going to run you out of the region.
>>531241205WITH WHAT WEAPONS? The war isn't ending today. America and Israel will keep bombing until they're satisfied. If others want to defend the Strait of Hormuz that's their problem. That's what Trump said today ICYMI.
>>531241160lots of countries are a threat to you.you can deter them and live with it.
>>531241464The same weapons they're fucking the region up with right now? It's obvious that whatever the US is doing isn't working.>inb4 but muh heckin trump said...Nobody gives a fuck. He lies a lot.
>>531241205I wonder how badly they're currently regretting constantly going back on deals with Iran and then using bogus negotiations as a cover for bombing Iranian diplomats (twice). Completely and utterly destroying the other party's faith in negotiating with you just before starting a war with them that has a possibility to become a drawn-out affair while really, really, REALLY wanting to avoid getting sucked into a drawn-out war in the region is certainly one of the strategies of all time.
>>531241464>WITH WHAT WEAPONS?the weapons that they kept churning out even though you supposedly already destroyed over 110% of their production capacity
>>531241547>lots of countries are a threat to you.>you can deter them and live with it.Right and preventing them from getting nuclear weapons is a key to deterrence.
>>531232091you didn't and don't control shit.it was your genetically superior forefathers who did so, if at all.you yourself are in all likelihood the least fit, mobile, agile and aesthetically pleasing in all of your lineage.and of course you yourself have not and will not ever do shit.all you've got is what you inherited and you squandered it with being a fucking lardass burgershart.all that muh ww2 sperging.look at your fucking country.you got as much immigrants as we do, if not more.the infrastructure.you've got zero social security net except "bootstraps."and you have to declare bankruptcy after visiting the hospital.but at least you've got [favorite football team].probably can't even see your dick when looking down.that's what winning looks like, right?>inb4 muhammedwhiter than you, shartymarty
>>531241672>>531241900The only thing they're "churning out" is AI slop. Which you can't seem to tell the difference from reality. The numbers don't lie. If you don't know the numbers then don't talk to me guesstimating retardos.
>>531242212Iranian AI models must be pretty damn potent if they're capable of blowing up oil tankers and oil refineries, never heard of ChatGPT doing that.
>>531242334Are you living under a rock? Have you not seen the torrential flood of AI slop? If you were honest you'd draw a line to differentiate. Instead you seem to claim the AI is actually real...
>>531230404Shills are so mad that it cost the US money to slap their dick around like this but had no second thoughts paying for Zelensky's coke habit.
>>531231740by losing embarrassingly and going home
>>531243745How did Iran win?
>>531244193By firing missiles every single day for 21 consecutive days of Trump's "4 days very special military operation" and not getting a regime change
>>531230297I knew he was going to do this
>>531230365>>531230404>>531230418>>531230496Trump always wins, OP is a massive tranny faggot
>>531230297>you have beef with an Iranian guy in town. Something happened in 1978 but you don't wanna get into it.>You drive across town and fuck up this Iranian dick heads whole property, burn everything that matters, destroy his guns, and his wife moves to Australia for now. You kill all his other immediate family. His life is ruined as he knew it before. >the Iranian throws molotov cocktails at a jews house he hates and blames for the attack, who lives in the middle of said town. Like a lot of them. It's hilarious and deserved.>nothing happens to your property except some broken light bulbs and some chickens get killed. You have hundreds of other chickens so you aren't worried.>some how you lost to the Iranian guy because a Hindu guy pretending to be MAGA living in Germany said so on Twitter and 4chan What?
>>531237232Nah, not my problem. I didn't vote for this asshole and have been warning people about his jewish pedo ass since Operation Warp Speed.
>>531237745If there are no US bases they can either bomb the oil installations or just walk in. Gulf Arab are worthless at defending themselves
>>531235477We ain't seeing any of that money, friendo.
>>531239298You retards continue to lie about them every 18 seconds, so about 13 seconds ago.
>>531230297dude. fuck america lol just kill americans, see one in your town or city? just kill them.
>>531230404>Hold the bag jannieAssend: Israel, Eurotrash and Red ChinaSmug Pepes: Ukraine, Russia, IranRelieved Burgers: fair accompli to rugpull Most Belial Ally's bullshit with plausible deniabilityIran in all likelihood would've initiated the big middle eastern war that would run interference for a Taiwan gamble. Extremely superstitious Chairman Pooh's obsession with prophecy, on top of the Youxia counter-counter-counter-counter Coup (after years of this bullshit since Covid didn't go their way, either), that's not happening, and their cooked books can only paper over their dependency as an exporter for so long, before they're in an even more mutinous mood than the Zoomerwaffen Iranians.
>>531230297He needs to fire Rubio and Hegsbergthey're kooks
The most defeated are euros if they cuck to hormuz
>>531231621Lmao
>>531246595Fucking euronigs...LOLyoure ruled by shitskin muzzy rapistsYou wont even fight to save your own countrySILENCE
>>531246595Lololololol fuck you.*CONSERVATIVE* Americans have always been the root cause for 99% of the bullshit this country does.Kill every conservative, but leave the rest of us out of it; we never wanted this shit to begin with.
>>531232509>gulf oil is traded in your nignog currency*wasIt's difficult to work out if these fat mutts are baiting or are genuinely retarded and have no idea what will happen as the world moves off the dollar. At least their oil companies will have plenty of oil.
>>531247099Gas every leftist boy raperZero exceptions
>>531230297He is lying and will escalate with ground forces and use it as an excuse to use a tactical nuke which will force Iran to crash develop their own and reciprocate with nukes around the region. It will be extremely ugly.
>>531247487In two more weeks
>>531230297Trump can’t breathe
>>531239091>security guaranteeAsk the East Asians and GCC about those lmao
>>531247757lmao your leaders are all muslims
>>531247868We're run by a ziocunt shabbos WEF puppet but hopefully not for long
>>531248036Youll be ruled by shitskin muzzy scum next
>>531230297Nothing Trump says matters.Netanyahu controls him which means dead mutts in some type of failed ground engagement ala bay of pigs style.
>>531230479The only reason it's closed is you
>>531230404Not as hilarious as if the US declared Iran must be stopped from having nukes, no wait we need to change the regime, attacked Iran, got their THAADs and military bases in the region obliterated, ran to SK to get their THAAD, lifted 30y long sanctions on Iran oil in the middle of the war with Iran, had their sailors clogging the toilets and setting fires to their pride of the navy plane carrier, cried to China for help, got petrodollar destroyed and then TACO'd and declared victory as Iran's regime stays in power and acquires nukes.
>>531231463>why would Iranwhat the current regime wants will be moot by mid april
>>531245967>Geopolitics is the same as my faggot ass redneck fanficAmerican Public Schools. The Strait is still closed and oil is still rising in price, no matter what you LARP faggot.
>>531251519>anticipated inconvenienceboo hoo, suck it up faggot
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>>531230404My nigger, you lost.He could rape your entire family Infront of you and you would still call it a win to own the libs.You zogbots kike golem.Unironically consider killing yourself
>>531230404It'll be even funnier when Iran starts making deals with other countries where they have to end all sanctions with Iran in order to use the strait.Imagine the mutt seethe when Iran is openly trading with Europe.
>>531230297the problem is that Iran will not wind down anything. iran has all the cards.
>>531230297TA C OACO
>>531230479Plot twist: Iran will allow european ships through the straits bus US will fire against them.
>>531230404>forcing Iran to hold the strait hostagethis screams double digit IQ. Sad.
>>531231855Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.
>>531230958Oil jews are making a killing with these new prices and with their muslim competetors refineries bombed to shit.
we declared war on iran? i feel like i would have heard about it, thatd be kind of a big deal.
>>531230949>Color me shocked you think of things in terms of white and black.sometimes it just is
>>531230788Dumbest Post of the Thread Award. You're poor too btw, because you would not be rich enough to avoid the draft.
>>531230297>We stir up the bees nest, you guys take the stings!
>>531230297trump needs to nuke tehran to save face
>>531245787We saw how well he won in greenland
>>531253325Iran needs nukes because of such nigger retards as you
>>531233377Checked, fuck miggers
>>531235758Kys tranny
>>531233898Those guys couldn't even defeat the Houthi...
