What are the political implications of this and how can we, the Jewish people, honor his legacy?
>>531231767Cuck Norris sucks cock in Hell
Another Zionist bites the dust. Imagine my thrilled level. As he was literally Mexican. His real name is Carlos.
>>531231767walker texas ranger was the most pozzed show of its time so this is not a surprise.
Foul play is suspected. He was healthy and ok 2 days ago, then goes to a doctor and suddenly dies. Longevity ran in his family and he was kickboxing just this week.
>>531231767>the Jewish people, honor his legacHow about a custom Uzi or two?
>>531234144>shoopedbut he did market the first stretching skinny jeans with extra webbing in the crotch. Ironically, it wasn't karate kings who bought them most but fat women who kept blowing out the crotch in their jeans. In 1980s a "fat woman" weighed around 150lbs. Now the national average is 5'5" and 190 lbs for women. The world has fallen down and can't get up.
>>531231767>vaxx status?
>>531234740>>vaxx status?suddenly says it all
>>531231767What do you call a mexican car thief?
>>531231767Chuck Norris once tried to fight the concept of "86." He threw a punch so powerful it broke the space-time continuum, but he still lost the round... because as soon as the referee yelled "86 it," Chuck Norris disappeared.
>>531235309Chuck Norris in a sombrero?
>>531235309A Juanted man
>>531231767Death succumbed to Chuck Norris. Typical.
>>531235309what do you call a nigger on a bike?
>>531236425Wealthy
>>531231767See the joke is Sneeds seed n feed was originally owned by Chuck.
>>531233740Alleged to have had a heart attack in the past but was a rumor.
>>531236677no, a thief
>symbol of American toughness and invincibility dies on same day America is humbled by a raghead regime in record time
>>531232345He was a civnat boomer what do you expect. Worst he didnt even end it properly. The movie ended with Cahill or how she was called being shot but not explaining what happend. What a bunch of nonsense. I used to watch it before going to school in German dub back in the day. It was more comical for its cringyness than being a serious thing
kek there are so many damaged terminally online losers on this board.
>>531232157nah bro, he was named after a minister named carlos, but is fully white
>>531234046The uzis are shooped is, he was really using his fingers which is far more deadly.
>>531237264And there it is..........duvets claim another.
>>531237264no way
Lets put together a rescue team and bring Chuck back.
>>531231767I donโt care
>>531231767Shadow ban OPanother fake celeb death
>>531232157You're a fucking idiot. he was born in Ok and is Cherokee and mostly Celtic and Englishgo suck a hookers dick, Faggot
>>531232345more relevant than ever https://youtu.be/CFwbIzQIMgE
>>531236814Let's be honest anon. Would you call him a thief or would you call him a nigger?
>>531236971In the eyes of a ranger... Or as they say in the German Auf eiye urf raenguerhallen
>>531238502>duvetthe fuck is that?
>>531241693>>duvet>the fuck is that?it's not essential to know, in the hunter gatherer sense of it all.
>>531237264Fake and very gay
Tfw William Shatner will outlive everyone, he's turning 95 tomorrow btw..
>>531240444CHECKEDWe can send MJ and Steve Irwin
>>531231767Chuck Norris did cross to the other side. The other side just realized it was standing in his spot.
>>531231767Chuck heard Satan was trying to manipulate the states.
>>531241673So I'll tell you all the story 'bout the nigger and the thief in the night!
>>531242049nice catch anonIf Elon had not bought Twitter and made GROK, the world would be in darkness to the leftist media.
>>531243094No it's:Chuck Norris did not cross to the other side. The other side just realized it was standing in his spot.
When the Grim Reaper came for Chuck Norris, he was just there interviewing his replacement.
>>531231767>honoring a goylmfao
>>531242616>William Shatnerthat nigga drinks Romulan Ale. That shit pickles and preserves you.
>>53123176786?that's a lot of 86's this decade
>>53124309420 years ago scientists were worried that earth was going to fly out of orbit, Chuck solved it with 1 pushup.
>>531235874hey....i was wearing a sombrero today....and i was born in 86.i didnt kill chuck, if he took the vax chucky killed himself
>>531235309white>>531236425a penny?
Chuck Norris didn't die. He's just queuing for a higher difficulty.
>>531243502Chuck Noris didnt take the vaxx, the needle kept bending when it hit his vein
When Chuck Norris met Death, Death was like "omg I just met Chuck Norris!"
>>531242757>>531240444I'll allow it, but don't bring back Robin Williams.no one that commits suicide is allowed back
>>531243625-_-i will find you jeet
>>531243844Don't let the dirt fool you, I'm actually white. Why do you think I love Chuck Norris so much? Im afraid to say his name too loud, I dont want him to wake up and kick my ass.
>>531243721Hahahahah
>>531244061>turning blackDamn nigga, you need to get away from those jeet invaders.
>>531244166Oh man, you have nO MY GOODNESS BLOODY BENCHyuRAGhh!! God, I can feel them trying to take over. If Chuck wasn't busy giving God pointers, none of this wouldnt be happening.
>>531236401I appreciated that
>>531236341Thatโs just plain underrated
>>531242049correct>>531237264slandering someone like chuck norris is no joke
>>531242616He's more machine now than man
>>531231767Chuck Norris did not die. He completed life.
When Chuck Norris died, he didn't climb the stairway to heaven, God sent a helicopter blasting "Fortunate Son" to pick him up.Forgive my shit OCs anons. I genuinely liked Chuck Norris so tryharding.
>>531244803He beat the level; he leveled up.
>>531244061nigger fistin again, leaf? try to contain yourself.
>>531244915based tribute anon.
>>531244915They're great. Chucks smiling down at you right now, anon.
>>531241693I genuinely forget normal people do shit like make their beds and not wear shoes in their home.
>>531231767nothing gayer than a man that gets cosmetic surgery
When Death finally came for Chuck Norris, Death nervously asked for a non-compete first.
>>531231767I thought he would never die.R.I.P.
>>531236784That's bullshit. Heart attacks die of Chuck Norris.
>>531234144>>531234504kek look at this dicklet
The world mourns the death of Chuck Norris, who lived to kick ass, but had recently finished kicking every ass on earth.
The vaxx got another, they're dropping like flys
Chuck Norris chose to die at the age of 86, while he was still young and fit.
>>531243300only Tranya could keep you so healthy and vigorous
Having failed to account for the curvature of the earth, Chuck Norris was found dead after being hit in the back of the head by an apple seed he'd spit out.
Another kike gimp slave joined hell this year. Things are heating up.
>>531233740Oh shit, nevermind my comment about the kike gimp slave. He must've voiced private reservations about his Jew friends and preparing to go public with it. Don't ever trust a Jew doctor. They got many men killed. I would suspect more people are assassinated by Jew doctors than are by Mossad/CIA.
After many years of prayer and devotion, God finally got to meet Chuck Norris.
>>531247182But enough about your mother, this is a Chuck Norris thread.
>>531236784His heart attacked him so he roundhouse kicked it to death.
>>531236815Who did what?
Sadly today the world learned that several fatal complications had died of Chuck Norris.
>>531247766
After hours in the operating room, the surgeons ran out of scalpels and were forced to give up on saving Chuck Norris. He died on the table without so much as a scratch on his body.
>>531247978I heard his skin cut the scalpels
>>531248070nicethink I'm running out of OC ideas
Bruce Lee VS Chuck Norris Full Fight 4Khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlTyJhbTxxo
Here's all my OC Chuck Norris facts. Maybe someone will make a collection or add to them in a new thread:Chuck Norris did not cross to the other side. The other side just realized it was standing in his spot.When the Grim Reaper came for Chuck Norris, he was just there to interview his replacement.Chuck Norris didn't die. He's just queuing for a higher difficulty.When Chuck Norris met Death, Death was like "omg I just met Chuck Norris!"When Chuck Norris died, he didn't climb the stairway to heaven, God sent a helicopter blasting "Fortunate Son" to pick him up.When Death finally came for Chuck Norris, Death nervously asked for a non-compete first.The world mourns the death of Chuck Norris, who lived to kick ass, but had recently finished kicking every ass on earth.Chuck Norris chose to die at the age of 86, while he was still young and fit.Having neglected to account for the curvature of the earth, Chuck Norris was found dead today after being hit in the back of the head by an apple seed he'd spit out.After many years of prayer and devotion, God finally got to meet Chuck Norris.After hours of surgical intervention the doctors ran out of scalpels and were forced to give up on saving Chuck Norris. He died on the operating table without so much as a scratch on his body.
>>531235272Well, no one claimed he was intelligent or even a good actor. Actually, I guess he just became a punch line for a lot of bad jokes. Oh well.
>>531235874Carlos
>>531231767I picked Invasion U.S.A. for movie night and my friends hated it so much they now hate Chuck Norris and spit on his grave.
>>531241680There is no German dub for the intro song
>>531231767one dead boomer closer to healing the world
>>531231767>Chuck Norris DEADItโs officialThe US is deadThis was the last strawRIP United States of America 1776-2026It was nice meeting you
