PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>531233418TYB and good evening anons
hello
>>531233559Hi?
>First Shift updatesCurtis and Officer Infowars in the studio>Today is the vernal equinoxSun crossed the equator at 10:46 this morningFirst sign of spring in Arkansas is the Dogwoods bloom, and that means huntin' season>Update on the old man who feebly ran and the powder that the guy swallowedSuspect checked out with paramedics, charged with evading>Baton Rouge shots fired call, 20-30 shots, dad said he had an AR-16Two weapons in plain sight, gun was actually an AR-15Other weapon was Palmetto Dagger 9mm pistol>We're back in Volusia County, FL tonightSpring Break has been "tough""Crowd" left from beach and partied until 2-3amBeachside is a Special Event Zone, lets them double fines and tow vehicles
>>531233418Henlo niggersTYB I had one ready for the oven, good thing I checked before putting in
>>531233641hey?
>>531233418Hell yeah bros! Made my famous English Cookies for the big show!
>>531233697Curtis took a break from the observatory to hit up OPL.We need to see spring break shenanigans from these "crowds." Can't Dan deliver just once?
Chief InfoWars is a host tonight this is gonna be good
BUSHED.com
TYB, and hello everybody! Officer Infowars in the house in place of what's his name.>>531233697>Spring Break has been "tough">"Crowd" left from beach and partied until 2-3am>Beachside is a Special Event Zone, lets them double fines and tow vehiclesIs Spring Break over now? it must be horrific now that it's been taken over by apes. I wonder if any white kids even go anymore?
Taylor is taking a huge shit right now
>>531233697Thanks for the updates anon>>531233936Wood
>>531234091I've heard it's like White flight where the original folks move somewhere new until that spot is ruined to then the cycle continues
>>531233936I'd butter them biscuits if you know what I mean
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>531234351In English, please?
TYB and good evening fellow gentlemen of leisure
>>531234216
dindu nuffin
fag
>>531234687There are several hit songs that can be written about this.
>>531233697>vernal equinoxi recommend anyone who wants a cheap thrill to google the abovetybmorning gents, here on timehope to see drawanonpicrel is my last weeks fav
HAIR QWEENZ RISE UP
>>531235169That was indeed a good one. BTW, this last revocation yesterday was one for the history books. Holy fuck it had everything. https://youtu.be/8AjZSVeVXGA?t=14245
>>531233936Looks like an authentic British recipe.>>531234335So just like cities and suburbs then.
>>531235169I'm liking these colorized versions.
>>531235800I'm liking these coloreds arresting other coloreds
>>531235650>Does "crib" mean "house"?God Bless Jerrie
>>531236612That was great, and when Barras asked "Are you aware she lost an eye?" I really lost it.
RIP chuck norris
>>531236782f
>>531234865I laughed
>gunshot to headow
>roll up on the scene of a drive-by shooting>slow r&b music plays
fuck yeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwim so excited
>shot in the back of the headHe was trying to suicide but couldn't get the second shot off so he is saying it was someone else
>>531237119Gotta serenay the female somehow.
Officer Reddit needs crime scene tape.
>>531235800Please refer to them as African American, unc.
An old-fashioned drive-by eh? Managed to hit a nigga?
>yo check out my new stinger
>Either still in the back of his head, or a grazeIf he's still alive, I'm betting it's not in his head
>>531237288>that grassy area
How did he get shot in the back of his head when the door glass was intact? That bullet hole in the back door doesn't seem like it would hit head height
Where are Bryce and Addy? I need to goon.
>>531237398ricochet? would explain why he's conscious and alert after getting shot in the back of the head
>>531237488Spring break. Addy and Bryce are rocking the teeny tiny bikini
Ate a whole rack of ribs todayFinished the other half tonightWhat we eating and drinking tonight
one of the dumbest i have ever seen
Can he pick that guy up from the ground?
>>531237665What's wild is this is a woman
>ColumbiaHe's an outdoorsman
>fake service dog
>>531237625Oh lawd
LA Knight
>>531237734I really can’t tell. Is it?
>>531237759>outdoorsmandoesn't look like he's fit through a doorway in a while
>>531237825He's got bad knees and shoulder from years of biking and fishing
>>531237825>doesn't look like he's fit through a doorway in a whileThat's why he's an outdoorsman. He can't get in.
>>531237821Yup.It's a stud what they call dyke lesbians in the black community.Its why she was freaking out about him touching her.If you go back you can see the cop searching her look back at the other one unsure then change to using the back of his hand. The procedure for searching women.
>>531237938
In this day and age it helps to know when these freaks are male or female.It's like having an eye for what's AI or not.
Is that a woman with an extraordinarily deep voice?
Is she a street person, a pros, a local just hanging out, a tourist?
She's got a deep voice
>>531238523Yes
Just tuning in, saw the “drive by” after rewinding my dvr and saw some stud getting arrested for weed. Anything else?
>>531238570Nope.
>>531238523just a spring break pizza enthusiast
>>531238523It looks like she's got a bikini on under the shirt, you can see the neck strap hereAnd she definitely tried to buy drugs and got ripped off
>>531234898fag?
>>531238510Milla Trailervich
Date night with her murderer boyfriend
>>531238601
>>531238681Kek
He bitched up real quick when all those cop cars pulled up lol
Pick up some chicks at the QT gas station
They come in like a fucking lightning boltBaton Rouge cops don't fuck around
>>531237767I want a wiener dog.
>>531238879Clayton county, ATLhell adjacent county
>>531238879That's Clayton county Georgia. They don't tolerate niggerdom behavior either
>>531237653>Ate a whole rack of ribs todayimpressive. Popeye's here. Was too lazy to cook.
>>531238681
>>531239017Digiorno pizza here. It was on sale for $4.99
>>531238832I was thinking of dressing business casual and going to the Walgreens and ask the younger cashier about Q-Tips.>Excuse me lovely but are these Q-Tips Q-Ti approved and would you like to go out to Burger King with me?
>>531239093Yeah, I like those too
>>531239141>Excuse me lovely but are these Q-Tips Q-Ti approved and would you like to go out to Burger King with me?Congrats on your new wife-to-be
>>531239017I will never be able to enjoy Popeyes because it’s located on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd with bars on the windows with Google reviews about Haitian workers being fucking ghetto Haitians. RIP my fucking life.
>>531239141Damn. And I thought I had game.
Ashley with some beautiful patriot boobs
I thought they cut back to that cop getting a blowjob from a woman (or man) with curly hair…
Cinnamon Toast Crunch has always been the most niggerfied cereal ever. I remember 20-30 years ago all the niggers would go crazy over Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal for breakfast at school… I’ve always hated it and it tastes disgusting>>531239017>>531239093French dip sandwich with an jus, hot wings, some fusion of French onion Alfredo pasta with blackened shrimp and Gouda grits for dinner after a long evening of drinking grey goose.
>>531239141save some pussy for the rest of us
>>531239293Dang man, that sucks. Location/demographics is everything with Popeye's. Mine is in all white suburb and is consistently good.
Clayton county is pretty busy
So it was a female after all.
wtf
>>531239637I told you
>>531239637You couldn’t tell that was a stud?
>>531239412Speaking of pussy, what kind you fellas think Addy and Bryce have? Innie? Outtie? Arbys or taco?
It almost sounds like he thinks his brother took his pistol, attempted to shoot someone, and left the pistol on the scene, then the target mistook the brothers?
>>531239452My local KFC is fine because it’s right across the street from a Chick-Fil-A / PDQ and they have to be on their best behavior or it will go out of business sooner than they will eventually. But KFC prices are insane for the slop they sling. The Hooters in Boca Raton just closed because of jews and fuck the fuck that. I am absolutely fucked. No mo chicken wings or QT hos.
i need the unedited version of that rant so bad
I think this guy was on Coast 2 Coast last night…
>Don't fuck around with the government and don't fuck around with a Marine>I'm gonna pound the shit out of your *** mouthHoly boomer rage
>>531239849>Muhreen
>>531239757I’m not sure but I am sure they’re great.
Is that the Tourette's Guy?
>LOCK HIM UP, WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR THISbased grandma
Love the robed old lady across the hall who has had enough of his shit
Female cop there to distract the guy and provide a test boost for the male officers
why is Senator Grassly like this?
>STOP IT PIGFucking leddit ass reply.
>>531240000
this cop sounds like me talkin bout violent perps
>>531240037I don't know; it gave me a hearty chuckle
>>531239830KekI didn't listen last night. What was the topic?
i just got the turbotax song out of my head since last weekend
>>531240027Are Chuck Grassly and Ron Johnson the only two US Senators that actually aren’t corrupt?
>>531239773The cops seem sure that it wasn't the brotherThey're not going to reveal anything I'm sure, but they were speaking very confidently
Modern day basketball sucks and the NBA is dying… All thinks to lefraud James the biggest faggot to ever play in the NBA and literally single-handedly runtime the entire sport of basketball lmao
>>531240283Grassly is like 93 years old my dude
>>531240203‘I actually didn’t listen last night. I usually ho yo bed just before it airs but anytime I hear a raving schizo I assume I’ve heard them on Coast2Coast
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
what the fuck is going on
>>531240334And? Can do more pushups than you. Look it up
I am lonely and horny and, once again, Dan’s laughably boring choice of incidents to document has made me angry so I will be lifting spirits by posting ass. Good day.
>>531240347The channel that plays it in my town for some reason plays the episode from the day before. Cause on Wednesday they were talking about how it was St. Patrick's Day. And then at 4 am they repeat what they were playing at midnight. I really don't understand why they can't just play it live. Probably cause its (((I Heart Radio))) that owns the channel.
nice takedown. p is for perp, not phillies.
>>531240678It’s Nick Castellanos
>>531240678p is for he pissed himself
>>531240620
>>531240791
>>531240620Babes of op:l
#askhazenwhat do we wanna ask
>>531240620>>531240791Very based anon, keep up the good work
>>531240620sorry, bro. have this.
>>531240892>Has anyone told you you remind people of Alex Jones of Infowars?
>>531240892Ask him if he blew his begonias off
>>531240862
>>531240938Hardly worth apologizing over.
>>531240609I don’t care man I’m tired of the house and senate literally being a geriatric home/daycare center for old people who get their Alzheimer’s medication delivered to their offices… The thing I hate the most is all these faggot ass congress critters be,I eve they deserve a state funeral of living their entire lives in the house or senate. The humiliation ritual is they rub it in your face that they lived out a life of “public service” and what sacrifices they made being a lowly public servant and they die or retire with a networth $300 million dollars.
>>531240979Anyone have a backside shot of Heather Smith?
>>531241025damn these things are 11 grand and do 75mph
>>531241072Is that the redhead in Toledo? If so, no, I don’t.
what the fuck is he doing with this lettuce
>>531240620>posting assI can help
>>531240952
>>531241087…my first car was 2500. It’s crazy to think nothing like that will ever happen again.
>>531241168My first was $1200 99 Volvo I bought private sale in 2009.
>>531241072>Heather Smithshe was under appreciated, everyone preferred janowiecki or erhart
>>531241114No, the blonde from Toledo but not the one who partnered the redhead.
>>531241135:12
>>531241151kek perfect
>>531241324Is that the one that addressed the camera after sweeping the tranny Irgun in the abandoned church?
>>531241454Kek, no that's Lindsay Erhert who also had a nice feminine vibe.
>>531241151when the blizzard rolled through a few weeks ago, he said "you'll freeze your begonias off out here" https://vocaroo.com/12R5HHRMVCx5
god that's enough time on twitter for the month
I had a Range Rover and you’re not stopping that thing since it’s like a tank, until it has electrical issues and breaks down on its own…
hahahahahahaha4 tonne gvm helps
More like Range Won't Pull Over
what a fuckin unit
NOOOOOOONOT MUH BOAT
is 80mg of Adderall a lot
Dan sounds like he could use some Adderall
>80mg of adderallIs that a lot?
>23-year-old Christopher Brinkley Smithers, of Great Falls, Virginia>great grandson of the man who founded IBM>80mg of adderall
>>531241789It was impressive how long they stayed in that battle position
>>531241946>is 80mg of Adderall a lotTypical therapeutic prescriptions generally do not exceed 60 mg, making 80mg a dosage that requires careful medical supervision, as it may be associated with an increased risk of severe side effects like driving like a fuckwit
>>531240620back thigh is underratedsometimes i like it better than butt, or at least, it fills the figure out nicely
Christopher Brinkley Smithers, the eternal Zoomer
>>531241946Enough to make your teeth chatter for 12 hours and you will clean your entire house before going on a 2 mile walk, and maybe lift some weights at the gym afterwards.
>>531241973My brother got me Aderall for the gres like ten years ago. I think it was like 20 mg. It was the one and only time I used it and felt nothing.
They should say "you're free to go" and see if he understands English
>>531242013/g/ BROS NOT LIKE THIS....
>>531242013Yes, I’m sure he’ll be my boss in a few years.
>>531241973Yeah you would be fucking 150mph inside if you took 80mg at once. Huge dose. 20mg and a beer will get you going.
>No English at all
>>531242021to be clear, you wouldn't take 60mg at once. you'd take 15mg 4x a day. 10-15mg 2x a day is more of an average regimen.
>>531242013You could tell from the mugshot this kid has money and good genes. Zoomer girls are probably throwing themselves at him left and right.
>>531242046Agreed.Are these the brothers that Jussie Smolett hired to beat him up?
>>531240743i picked up 100 proof smirnoff a while agocracked it open a few weeks ago and i don't know why i didn't notice the plastic bottle when i bought ithowever, it's extremely smooth... was quite impressed
>LIVEPDhaha fuck you dan
That cop would barely shake your hand, but he'll hug that citizen
>>531242176>he'll hug that citizeni was waiting for the cuffs to come outthen he hugged him...and now they're all leaving wtf
richland county deputies love black people
Jiggly bits lol
>>531242753they found a cock ring
Is it common for people to just walk around with a cock ring in their pocket?
curtis is such a pervert
Driver was confused by a roundabout and crashed
>>531242829>He doesn't have a pocket cock ringNGMI
A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
>#askhazen>have you ever backed off a chase in the interest of overall public safety>....................no
>hazen gives zero shits about public safetyfigured as much
>>531242659that brotherly embrace be lockin up tight
Now you know why we get ads for vag deodorants - the average OPL fan is a liberal woman
>>531243198What do you do for self-care anon?
Chief T with the sensitive side. What about being a cop got him down?
>>531243239i PIT a motherfucker into the woods
>>531243288>i PIT a motherfucker into the woodsmaybe i should go pit some indian into the woodsi would feel alot better i think
Need the catfight video
Thigh bros....
Ok, who wants to save her?
>>531243612>tattoosimma sit this one out
>>531243612She's too far gone
>>531243612
>2 african american "gentlemen">1 white lady
>>531243612yeh ill get some
>2 African American gentlemenOf course they ganged up. This broccoli haircut can handle himself.
>>531242984My man!Still looking for answers...aren't we all?
This is far more funnier if you think they are talking about dicks instead of guns
>>531243716>"gentlemen"Yeah I noticed that too
>put mine in the mailboxTopkek
>>531243716a manigg à trois
>>531243738
>>531243738>This is far more funnier if you think they are talking about dicks instead of gunsHeh, you/re right>His friend was filming the whole thing>I thought he was gonna jump me>So I sprinted and grabbed his, then grabbed mine
I fucking knew Dan was gonna cut to an officer driving
>>531243893i feel like they should search the car
>black gentleman
This guy's body language and frequent water drinking and inability to lie and high voice all tell you he's the guilty party.
Baton Rouge always has potential
There's his last card - play victim - when the cop is calmly listening
>on probation for possession of a firearmfascinating
>>531243981Yup.Officer already caught him in a lie.
>No, I didn't have a firearm>What are you on probation for?>Uh, possession of a firearm
>>531244047>Out of New York I thought they couldn't have that far from the state.
>you believe the lighter skinned person?yes
>gentlemenwho got dat list?
>>531244116*Live that far
>>531243239my ex had the worst smelling assshe could've done with some self-care tv messagingi bought her wipes and said, "here, i got u these" and put them on the back of the toiletthe look on her face was pricelesspure seethe
>>531244116it would have had to be approved by the court.
>>531244146Last I checked, they need to convert it to a webm format because of how long it got.
Imagine if you calculated the total resources that a certain community costs taxpayers per year.
>>531244175bro, what did she have that you didn't leave over that immediately?
>we don't play that race bullshit here
>So me having my fingerprints on a firearm doesn't mean that I had a firearmWe got a fucking brain surgeon here
>>531244266Nigga should've stayed in Harlem
Dan goes into defense attorney mode - 'it doesn't matter who's at fault'F U, Abrams. You're despicable.
>>531244356I fully support white men being able to pull out the nigger repellant whenever needed
I'm surprised niggers haven't started wearing gloves 24/7 yet. Would have thought some jew would have pushed wearing gloves as something cool to niggers and sold them a bunch of overpriced fancy looking gloves
Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.
>chrysler 300guess the race
>>531244654Shieet, I dunno, mane
>>531244654if in australia it would be a bikieover there i reckon a nigger
>should've pit'd him at 30 before he could get to 90based chief infowars
>>531244654im White as it gets and love them. but yeah.
embarassing.
Let's go back to Tennessee, Dan.
>>531244995>should we keep this fleeing car in sight>nah
he's faking
What a dumbass
>>531244993for me, it's the dodge magnum
oh he's going with the ol>hole in my foot
>>531245111>he's fakingtrips of truth
>>531245149A gator bit him
Just tuning in now, anything of note tonight?
>>531243239bathe regularly, exercise regularly, and eat well. that's literally it. but i feel like i'm getting dumber and angrier with every second that i spend at my job so maybe i'll add 'quit' to the list.
>>531245126for me it's magnum condoms. iykyk.
>DONT ASK ME FOR SHITKek
>>531245189Dan got arrested in studio for sedition.
>>531245189Hmmmm not really
>moltisanti is back
>>531245189I enjoyed the Range Rover high speed chase. I thought that Zoomer on Adderall did some good driving.
>>531245252No fucking way.
>>531245189Dan got a text from his wife saying she's celebrating Easter this year and he briefly left the studio due to a "family matter."
I like this dr Marty redhead.
>>531245345Yes he did and the moment he used turned signals I knew he was White. That said, put him away for 5 years.
>Dr. Marty Goldstein is a renowned holistic veterinarian, author, and founder of Dr. Marty Pets>holistic veterinarianNo shame
>>531245345Yeah, but I don't count "earlier on" segments as part of the live show because it recorded for Dan to file in when the departments are providing nothing
>>531245345that's from 4 months ago, we're supposed to be LIVE
>>531245703triple play niggers
>>531245703Yes but it's Dan the flim flam man
can he not hear that chime?
>shot his own brotherlmao
>We'll see what his defense isWhy is Dan reflexively pro criminal?
trackstar's seatbelt chime is the new ceiling bird
Oh and btw, there's a good chance he didn't shoot his brother. Figuring out what gun a bullet came out of is not really doable
>>531245941>Why is Dan reflexively pro criminal?he is jewish
>>531245984>Figuring out what gun a bullet came out of is not really doablei thought every barrel left a slightly different marking on a bullet
what disease is this
>>531246110i don't judge people by looks, but there's zero denying that ads now feature unusual looking folks and that's new and my theory is that it's to normalize massive immigration
>>531246110That is not an uncommon look in Louisiana due to the mixing
>>531246204I had 2 JewTube ads today. One for black jews in the US that feel under attack on a boardwalk & another where a black kid comforted a jew in school saying “don’t worry, I know how it feels” lmao
>>531246079Barrels are mass produced and are like 99% identical. Good luck finding that tiny difference in a bullet that's been dug out of some guy and probably shattered into multiple pieces or at least deformed
>>531246110Whelp, she ain't no Bimzelx gal.
uh oh, Dan's starting to notice things
>dodge chargers seem to be a favorite for fleeing from policeofficer infowars redpilling dan
>>531246333Second one's from the Super Bowl and bankrolled by Patriots owner. Less realistic than sci fi.
>>531246468& 300s & challengersOh no no
>>531246386There is an entire industry that does just that. It stands up in court as evidence beyond a reasonable doubt.
>scott's not comin' to help you
>boomer karen arrestsweetRESISTING
>Taser taser taser>BRING IT *crying in pain*What a fantastic end to the show
WATCH OUT, SHES A FIGHTER
I smell pork rinds
>>531246808And I'm saying what they do is bullshit
oh shit, old lady fightboomer fafo
new bread >>531246870>>531246870
TASER DEPLOYED
This is great!
>>5312468941 minute of show and 5 minutes of commercials
>>531246873Its not bs. It's real. It holds up in death penalty cases. After firing just a few rounds through a barrel, enough of a unique wear pattern occurs that makes unique marks on soft brass or copper. Most of the marks used on handgun rounds come from the rear section of the projectile that is the least deformed upon impact.
>>531244258didn't stay together long, but yeah, shouldn't even have bothered attempting to show her how to wipe her own ass
