HOLY SHIT, ATTACKING ON ALL FRONTS!!!HOW DO WE RESPOND, BROS?!?
>>531236514WE TARGET BAAL
i think theyre talking about the late ayatollah who sat in his living room with a tomahawk missile approaching
when are they going to stop shitposting and actually do something?
>>531236686Nigger i think it's best for us if they stop doing things
>>531236686>>531236780
>>531236686This. Where are all the super giga turbo kike annihilation weapons we were promised? Cluster bombs? That's it? Fucking hajis.
>>531236812Hehe and the rest of the world won't do shit about it.
i asked ChatGPT, i do not know if ChatGPT is hallucinating butUSS Gerald R Fordwhat happens on therefirst they created ecological sewer catastrophe near the crystal clear Greek shoresnow ChatGPT says that the news about it, doing the same elsewhere and this time someone lit 100 beds on fire are truei was joking about the ship running out of fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz blockagebut seriously wtf is happening on that ship
>>531236870>WE'RE GONNA HIT THE ISRAELIS AND OTHER ARAB OIL FIELDS EVEN THOUGH YOU JUST GOT YOUR HANDS ON THE BIGGEST OIL RESERVES IN THE WORLDLol, lmao.
>>531236893>haha everyone else is so fuckedYour future is being sold down the river for kikes
>>531236514You can tell they were raised by their mothersNo, crossdresser, we dont know which chad pumped and dumped you
>>531236514Areté and kino of the highest order
>>531236938you guys always joke about jeets propelling themselves one shit at a time, but you guys with your gender neutral toilets are doing exactly the same
>>531236970I've seen it before. YAAAAAWN nigger. You must be new here.Sorry Pajeet the strait is closed and your government won't do shit, luckily for us we just happened to get all of Venezuela's oil opened back up for free.99 plus tip. Not counting how much oil we have ourselves already from Drill baby Drill
>>531237043I shitte in gender-neutral urinal sorry xister I know you wanted to aim your corndog at it but I finna nearly painted walls in turds sprinting in unzipped jeans clenched. Clean it up janny
>>531237558none of that is for your benefits, hoss
>>531236514Trump is so pathetic.He can only cuck women.Joe would have raped his ass.
>>531236812>downward and red>prices for oil and gas going straight up
>>531237657>Clean it up janny
>>531236514Nuclear tier meme... impressive
>>531238256Kek alright this actually made me chuckle
>>531237558This war is to justify the mass immigration for jeets and muslims retard, meanwhile you get fucked by higher gas prices but yeah, no one is going to do shit to the coordinated decline of lifestyle created by the royal bankers (kikes, not the globohomo or the zionist bolshevism bullshit, but the ones who wants to control the flow of money).
>>531236514Trump is the King of Persia
iran literally has a country wide internet blackout
>>531236652Seethe kike. Fuck you for starting this war - your fault.
>>531236970About 5% yield
>>531238256Based
>gets their leader vaporized>along with a bunch of successors shortly after>military neutered in days>b-b-but drumpf dumbOkay muhamMAD
>>531236686Making retarded miggers seethe is doing something. Or are you saying you are seething for no reason?
>>531237558The venezuelan oil is extremely heavy and sour, and it cant be cheaply used to replace regular oil. Also, you dont know that Iran couldn't have a few drones flown into venezuela's oil project from a hidden cache (their military had some involvement under maduro) scaring off all western investment there for a while. Itll take years to expand venezuelan capacity in any case So no, zion don fucked everybody, including us, you ignorant assk
>>531236514I don't get it
>>531236514U got to admit. They’re pretty based with the memes. If American came out with a few like this it would be 10/10 bants.
Supreme Leader here. And I would like to suck your dick. As you know I am going through transition and the rats in the sewers of Tehren at my dick and nuts. Easy come easy go. If you would like my tongue in your anus and around your dick just can me at the Tehran Hospital 696969669. And please do not tell Israel they want to kill me. Sad
>>531236652Is that supposed to be funny or something? It was pretty stupid DESU
>>531236686>causing an energy crisis in America>making the markets shit themselves>destroying infrastructure that'll take years to rebuild>blocked off the very strait that most of the world's energy goes through>giving Israel a poundingI think they're doing fine
>>531236686HORMUZZY STATUS?
>>531236514Europe is ruled by shitskin rapistsOnly niggers who need gassing care what they think
>>531236514>be supreme sandnigger>tell your sandnigger country to prepare for war for decades>DECADES>war happens>well, you dont know it happens because you die in the first strike>most of your family dies in the first strike>most of your general staff dies in the first strike>your first replacement dies in the second strike>most of his general staff dies in the second strike>your second replacement dies in the third strike>most of his general staff dies in the third strike>majority of senior officials from 2 months ago now just various scattered piles of burnt meat covered in sand>entire navy upgraded to artificial coral reefs>air "force" obliterated and so scared shitless the last functional Tomcats get destroyed on the ground instead of the flaming air to air death against the F22 they deserved>the replacements-of-the-replacements-of-the-replacements running things now start posting ARMA footage like it actually happened and posting the most obvious boomer tier AI imaginable>theyre a global laughing stock>your idiotic sandmonkeys have the galaxy brain idea to make a cardboard cutout of your dead son the new Supreme Replacement>cant bomb a guy thats alread dead right?>the Ghost of Hugo Chavez is still crying over the crater that was his mausoleum though>BUT NOT ALL IS LOST>a discord tranny and some 400lb blue haired genderxir on the internet SWEAR you are winning the war because your retarded sandmonkeys MIGHT have managed to accidentally shoot down a flying militarized Buc-ee's and occasionally can throw an exploding rock at people>the same people who spent years screaming slava Ukrani and that insisted Venezuela would win too>they arent known for picking winners>but it doesn't matter to you>because you are just a burnt pile of meat
>>531241958We have the refineries for it, since Canada is sitting on theirs.Though it makes a lot of methane, SpaceX will gladly use it.Their output is plenty enough that China will be missing it. Estimations of doubling the output in a year or two. Progress faster without restrictions, like in the US or Canada. But max output will still take much longer.
>>531242366You really wrote all of this shit, nigger?Sad.
>>531242479Muslims < Dogs
>>531242538Okay?Yids still rape kids.
>>531238256OHHHH DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!TRUMP ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!!!!!!!
>>531236514Literally applicable to every US POTUS for several decades.
>>531236514well played, Iran, well played
>>531242632Iranians marry nine year old girls, dude.
>>531244340So does Trump.
>>531244384It's your contention that Donald Trump has a nine year old wife?
>>531244458Yea.
>>531244492Okay, you win.
