I’m still getting my garnishes cut up. The pool table door is off till ten. Songs may be requested but will likely not get played. I know there’s a tv on the wall, but it will stay off during my shift. Pull a stool up, I’ll be with you in a minute or two.https://youtu.be/YaFneNgWCrM?si=4BP5l3XhO_ymvsnE
>>531236891Do you know how to make a Red Eye?
>>531236891Hey. Hey! HEY!Hi cutie ;)Ummmmm....yeah, ummmm....can I have an appletini?
>>531236891Beer me.I'm Indian btw.
>>531237076How many eggs you want?
>>531236891Can I get a gin n tonic, bombay sapphire. I've been unemployed since july with 9 years of analytical chemistry experience. It's been a constant shitshow with applying, interviews that go nowhere. I wanna kms. GF is supportive at the very least. I hate this.
>>531236891I haven't drank alcohol in 2 weeks and you won't tempt me to kike
>>531237214I haven’t had one in two years.>>531237159Here ya go>>531237183Coming right up
<<turns on your tv>>
>allah ackbar!>BANG
>>531237407I said beer..not queer.
>>531236891A frozen sangria margarita for me*Passes you a five dollar tip*
>>531237183You’ve got a supportive person in your life anon, she’d be sad if you killed yourself. You’ve got plenty of life to live.
>>531237578Get the fuck out of my bar Ranjeet.>>531237601I got ya>>531237214I’ve got some n/a back here>>531237525>rips tv off wall
>>531237755Fine. Enjoy your gay beer you fat gay retard
>>531236891I'm drinking whiskey and going hiking.>>531237407Can we please remove the Indian from the premises, he's making me uncomfortable.>>531237601What is a sangria margarita. Is a margarita not already sweet enough, you need it with sangria instead of tequila or mezcal? So you'll get a 1% ABV cocktail for $20?
>>531236891One Mexican Street Hooker, thank you(s)https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Infpiq5hNtM
>>531237800>>531237801 Illy will be here soon. He’s bringing his train.
>>531237755>steals tv and leaves behind a $10 tip
>>531237801>So you'll get a 1% ABV cocktail for $20?Hey man, let’s not talk about my fucking markups.
>>531237960Billy! Catch that nigger! He’s got the tv!
>>531237806The girls won’t fuck Asians anymore
>>531236891A Waldorf please
>>531236891Play Iggy Pops punk rocker song and I'll have gin and tonic please.Bombay Sapphire
>>531238127It's ok. I have yellow fever, mild tho. You wouldn't believe what asian women are ready to do to get a piece of me..
>>531238139>that cartoonWe don’t serve your kind here. Billy! I got another one that needs to go!
It's been almost 2 months but I'm still reeling over getting dumped by the qt.
>>531238279Only post-punkhttps://youtu.be/g4myghLPLZc?si=tw8IY5qsD8r7W59r
I’ve got a a bad poop this time.
>>531236891Hey thanks for the invite.Oh damn, this is one hell of a sausage party. Guess I'll just have one drink before I go back home and wank off.A "Perfect" Rob Roy, straight up. Monkey Shoulder and Peychauds. Please
>>531236891Beer please, whatever needs to move and keep em coming. Just play Closing time when you want me to leave.
>>531238557Sorry buddy, have one on me. QTs have a habit of driving a man to despair. Fear not, plenty of other skirts out there.
>>531238758Toilets only for paying customers or chopping up lines
>>531236891Diego garciafucking lol
>>531238826Probably should just head home. Billy will call you a cab.
>>531238927No politics at my bar.
>>531238989why notyou afraid
>>531238859Wash this down
>>531239211Billy, get this Revolutionary War runner-up out of here!
>>531239312getting owned
>>531239387
>>531238861Yeah, I know. Just sadly playing Baby Come Back in my head, still kinda hoping for a reconciliation.
>>531238375It's illegal to discriminate against yinglets
>>531236891My brewery has thc drinks, watchu got?
>>531239528Here’s one for you. https://youtu.be/bhYP_aPvZTE?si=hKtH7x-vc7ohiAYT
>>531239487not missile defense
>>531239545Here ya go!
>>531236891One of these lad, and keep the beer coming. Been one hell of a lifetime.
>>531239532>right to refuse
>>531236891WG2DB
>>531236891>>531237117*snap* *snap* *snap*Gurrrl, I'm STILL waiting on that appletini!Don't think you're guaranteed a good tip just because of those cute bubs, hun!
>>531238945Why? Can't you make my drink request? Or is it too fancy for this dingy place?
>>531239593There is a new qt I kinda got my eye on now, and I wanna see if things can work with her. But things were going so smoothly and felt so natural with this last one, right up until they didn't.19.Never been kissed.Quite pretty.Dreams of being a doctor.Liked Xavier: Renegade Angel.The sorta gal you wanna break 3 years of sobriety over.
>>531236891I’ve been into absinthe for lately but I’ll take a whiskey sour. Why not change it up a bit.
>>531239794They don't know what rights are
>>531239769Looking for the peach. brb>>531239885Out>>531239906This is a shithole bar anon…
>>531240097>OutAnd PROUD, baby!Now how about that appletini, sugar? I ain't getting any younger.
>>531239948Hmmm. Sounds like a peach…>>531239985On the way!>>531239769Speaking of peaches
>>531236891Thanks but i already got my shitty drinks. Still hate kikes while drunk. Have nice day frens.
>>531240288Thanks bartender.You're right. I should probably just move to Georgia.
I'm new to drinking and all other vices where do I start?
>>531240526>choo choo
>>531240447I highly suggest learning to weld anon. Will take you anywhere.https://youtu.be/aCKlTJxGAuI?si=9o1sg-8cjLG5kLEO
>>531240999Probably a good move.
>>531241232Where you live kangaroo jack?
any vaxjams bros here
>>531241620>meme flagBilly!
Riddle me thisThis country doesn't have shitCorrupt 3rd world shithole without anything salvageableWhy the FUCK do we have to deal with like 3+ million fucking immigrants like we're Germany or some shit?You can't ride a fucking bus in Bogotá without listening to that dogshit accent, like half of the population is fucking Venezuelans.Can't we ship these niggers to Canada or something?
>>531241814Anon, I don’t understand the riddle… Can I get you a cocktail?
>>531241276SA. The vooooooooooooting state.
>>531242153Don’t forget, you’re investing in yourself.https://www.kangarootraininginstitute.com.au/
>>531241964Uhhhhh yeah sure i don't drink alcohol so no idea what's good, how about something that knocks me out so i don't have to listen to the venezuelans next door blasting bad bunny full volume please?
>>531242881> something that knocks me out so i don't have to listen to the venezuelans next doorWhat you want is in the cabinet above the toilet.
>>531236891Tequila Old with a splash of cerveza and a chili garnish and top it of with a lil piss.
>>531243307Sorry, no chilies. But I did piss on it.
>>531243593Thanks choom
>>531240729Wine? C'mon now. Give me alcohol...whisky like James bond and a cigar.
>>531243663You bet muchachohttps://youtu.be/XMvEP-zyCuk?si=Zw_6kNrtnaJIyiOB
>>531243791>james bond>whiskeyBILLY!!!!!
Alright. My shift is over. There’s supposed to be another anon coming in to take over…
>>531236891Yo, breh, do you have Oporto wine?If so gimme a glass I need to relax
>>531237183>unemployed since july with 9 years of analytical chemistry experiencesucks, man. I don't have near as much exp as you but the job market is still tough even though I have a chem master's. I wonder if all of that "STEM pipeline crisis" from the 2010's was either propaganda to get more h1b jeets and chinks to flood into the labor pool or if we are just too late to the party in 2026 for that demand to still be around. That's the gamble with college anyways...never know if those jobs will still be there after the 4-7 years that you spend getting your degree.My advice if you need work: see if you can become a teacher somewhere. STEM teachers always seem to be in demand (as long as you can stomach going and getting a teaching credential).New boardtender, I'll have a jack and coke tonight
I haven't hung out with anyone in over five years with any friends. Dead eyes when I look at myself in the mirror.
Guinness, my man.Do you really think we're all going to make it, bros?
>>531249508Yes. As I grow closer to The Lord, He too will grow closer to me and then nothing, including making it, is beyond reach.
