turns out their military is a joke
>>531237858Your shitty A.I. image is almost as pathetic as losing a war to EMUs
>>531237858Please do I will welcome you as liberators
gib american war bride
>>531238050>It's a fat nigger
>>531237933cope migger
>>531237858if my memory services me correctly didnt Australia lose a war to the emu
>>531237858based on iran we might actually have a chance of winning
>>531237858Bring beer
>>531237858You could give it a go. Would probably be entertaining.
>>531237858We could probably take California with a couple of battalions, but would it be a good idea?
>>531237858Your PMs get their asses kicked out of mosques and you think you could handle Americans?
Will you have a Brigade of baby eating Dingos?
worthless land. why bother taking over north america. leave it for china.
>>531237858>should Australia invade the USA?>Australia’s PM Anthony Albanese had to leave a mosque visit in Sydney early after things turned hostile.https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/2034941995735470493?s=20Is there anyone crazier than the Australians? They literally have a civil war and this niger talks about usa
>>531238050I'm under the impression that if my country traded women with your country we'd both end up wanting to kill ourselves.
>>531237858How kind of them to put their entire navy and air force in the picture for reference
>>531238760The entirety of your country is unlivable save for the coasts.
>>531237858>turns out their military is a jokeJust remember that once you get through the US Military, in some states 60-70+% of the adults are armed.The Federal government can barely enforce Federal law without local populations chimping out, good luck being an invader army that needs to maintain supply lines literally half way around the entire planet to conquer coast to coast.
You forgot about Alaska. Amateur move roodypoos.
Like you know, wake up faggotYou lost your country. Your white ass is probably going to run to the usa very soon
just send some cassowarys festooned with gympie-gympie stinging leaves
i like how this is labelled as if it's a ben garrison cartoon
>>531237858That would be awesome if the whole island is a giant warship
>>531237858The Anglos who rule Australia are more gayer and cringe than the anglos who rule America. Both even bigger shabbos goys than the Anglo motherland.
>>531237858but so is ours. Until we have self manufactured missiles, and drone interceptors, we're just as screwed as anyone else. And most of our gear comes from the US (for 'interoperability') But, they give us what they want to give us and charge us like a used car salesman on economic roids.
>>531238835yeah keep believing that lol
>>531238835they need to terraform their country
>>531238155>based on iran we might actually have a chance of winning
>>531237858Thanks for the laughYoure chinas punk bitchRun along ausfailia
>>531237858No one can invade the US.Nuke us, sure... invade, never. Even if someone made it ashore to land and invade... 100 million gun owners. 100 million gun owners. From red necks, to negros. Ain't no one "invading" the USA, and living to tell about it. I meanshit... we have large groups of armed hillbillies that will eat you.
>>531239228NAh... invading anyone is hard now. Defending is always easier. USA has never had to defend in a long time.
>>531238858>Just remember that once you get through the US Military, in some states 60-70+% of the adults are armed.They won’t do shit. The guns are for posting online and making retard content on YouTube not for defending anything.
>>531237858the entire ADF could fit in my office building hahahaha
>>531239268Let's be serious....if Aussies invaded we'd just let them in so we could go drinking together.
>>531237858why would you want to? its a shit hole with 3/4 of the population is armed with 20% of that base armed to the fucking max. You'll find a bullet behind every blade of grass. not worth the hassle. Literally it will self explode, just sit back and enjoy your Vegemite mate
>>531237858Their army of syringe wielding fentanyl zombies will be your greatest obstacles.
>>531237858trust me America is not worth ithttps://youtu.be/jPauo943ogA?si=Rej-zKDf3MI1NT3w
>>531237858You’re currently being invaded by niggers, gooks, zutts and jetts. Lower your fucking tone to me
>>531237858you should invade them
>>531238979based on recent U.S. military doctrine, islands aren't really land so that's entirely plausible
>>531238923We don't do war crimes. I mean we sometimes do, quite often even but this is just fucked up.
>>531237858Yes, more sick cunts in West Coast please
>>531237858The only place bitchstralia can invade is Chinese bumhole with their tongues. You are one of the most cucked and bitchmade nations on the planet on par with britbongs, m8. Now be a good girl and keep your cakehole closed, honey.
>>531237858How many dead Americans to the thousands of dead Irainians? How many downed jets to their bombed out everything?
>>531237858Considering the eucalyptus trees in CA, a well placed firebombing would be enough.
>>531240470Its spelled ausfailia
>>531240437We really were pieces of shit in the early days. Criminal scum got btfo by Jonathan R. Davis.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Ducks
>>531237858australia couldn't even take out a flock of flightless birds
>>531238140it doesnt take much to beat america so theyd still probably do really well
>>531238155>based on iran we might actually have a chance of winningIran isn't winning, they've just gone underground.
>>531237858With what…dildoes and fairy bread?
>>531240519are you, by any chance, learning disabled? america is only entrenching a largely inscrutable, religious radical nation that's more or less existed for millennia, at great economic cost (the price of everything like 1.5-2x's) and strategic risk to itself (faster loss of petrodollar status) for no other reason than the kikes blackmailed us into going along. nigger i'm still pissed at good coffee costing like $20 a pound instead of $12-15, not to mention payout out the ass for kiked mortgage rates
>>531237858150 sasr in about two weeks I rekn, send them in as tourists that have to source their own equipment for lulz
>>531238796>we'd both want to kill ourselvesNo sorry the Aussie women tend to be hotter. We do not want Amerimutt women. I'd personally take women from Maine / Upper North-East any day though you've got me there.
>>531241197You do want to lick unlimited chang asshole
>>531238050Trust me, cunt, you don't want 'em.
>>531237858Mate.. All the U.S has to do is send one single aircraft carrier, a few destroyers and subs to the Eastern Coastline, and we'd be knocked out for good. Our military power is that pathetic. Everything we'd throw at the carrier would be knocked out.
>>531238155you have no way of projecting power outside your border. Youd literally be stopped at Hawaii with your raft boat
>>531239153They're like the Fremen in Dune. Aussies are hiding massive water reserves in the outback, waiting for the day they can rise up against the Anglosphere and install Robert Irwin as emperor of Earth.
>>531241269Im sorry the nogs ruined your bloodline mate
>>531239081Do you realise how easy it would be to mass produce missiles and drones in Australia? We have the resources and brainpower to do so, the fact that we're not doing this is insane. There should be factories upon factories full of it, making drones and missiles 24/7 with underground facilities to store it all in the future.Just fucking bombard the cunts from the air, working well in the Ukraine. But we won't do it, because the people in power only think 12 months ahead. War will break out, and then they'll announce a $2bn package to build a single drone factory where they'll make 400 drones a year and missiles that'll take 10 years to create.
>>531241701>We have the resources and brainpower>and brainpower
>>531237858Cus u would get the shit slapped out of u.
>>531238137Go to school gaijin. Nobody cares about the opinions of an English teacher desperate for sideways poon.
>>531241732You cunts just need to convert banter wit into German-esque autism wit. I believe in ya.
>>531241563Your sphincter just imploded over the truthVery bitch like mentality lol
>>531237858Try and see what happens to your face
>>531237858>should Australia invade the USYou retards can't even beat Indonesia's navy.
>>531241827>desperate for sideways poon.kek'd
>>531237858
>>531237858Australia has a military?wait, aren't these the people that lost a war against emus?
>>531242011people dont ever get how much resources are needed to attack a country across the ocean at their own land border. There are two countries in the world that can do it, the US and China. Australia couldnt do it even its existence depended on it.
>>531240658This is incorrect. the Blue Gum we have in California come from the eastern US. they're not the ones from Australia. and they grow super fucking fast. a Clone we cut down grew back 30 feet tall in 12 years. so BS. maturity means they're ready to fall over. they produce short roots that look like spaghetti when the wind blows them over.most dont make it past the age of 20-30 years because of natural diseases kill them. they fall over all the fucking time just from tree rot. but yeah,. the oil in them are super flammable apparently. Picrel is of a child rapist.
>>531242120Ill give it france and the UK can to a much more limited extent.
>>531238155Lmao stfuuuu you're not hiding behind a geographical fortress you're rather vulnerable as you are
>>531237858We got 35 million Kangaroos, if we give them all meth and explode on death I think we might win this.
>>531242160uh. Russia? then again at the rate you're going, I wouldn't be surprised if the entire fucking world ganged up on you right now.
>>531238858why would I shoot australians? I like australians more than my own government.
>>531242278Send California Koala Bearsit would be fun to see them in the wild heremexicans might eat them though
>>531239106Nigger we have internet access. You can quite literally see that anything west of NSW is desert trashland
>>531242381cuck faggot award
>>531242332>uh. Russia?Not their Navy, it's pretty shit.
>>531237858based
>>531242332Lmao russia cant even project power over their land border. Russia isnt a "world power" anymore and its time to stop that shitty larp. They stopped being one after the wall fell. And all their military propaganda fell apart the first week of the Ukraine invasion
>>531242401They'd actually starve, they are actually retarded enough to not recognize eucalyptus unless it grows on a tree they know.
>>531237858They can't afford the gas to get here.
>>531240985It will be costly but possible lmao you retards are going to hype Iranians into extinction
it's either us or the chinks or leafs. kneel
>>531242419no retard, our government is jewish. australians are white. its an improvement. why the fuck would I defend the government from a people I consider my own people (cousin-like), to defend a government that doesn't defend me or my people?
>>531242120Lmao china couldn't either that have a boomer majority population once they're gone their population is going to rubber band hard similarly to Japan
>>531242596Youll be ground up into animal feed during the nwoGood luck
>>531237858With what? Abbie Chatfield?
>>531237858Our military accepts non citizens (pajeets)
>>531242454They have enough nukular weapons to turn you into dust though. About the same number of subs you do too. If you both went to war, neither of you would survive. Well, Russians might, because they have bunkers for their citizens. You don't. Only your jewish billionaires do. You have more enemies than you have friends at this point too. It's not looking good for you. You judging Russia's abilities based on Ukraine is like the world judging your abilities based on Vietnam only you commited much more power to vietnam and still lost. And you lost in Iraq, and you lost in Afghanistan lol. You're orange retard isn't doing so well with his special two week military operation in Iran either if we're honest here. So you know, wave that flag, and try to convince everyone as much as you can. But it doesn't work lol . You have no allies, and you can't even defeat Iran. You couldn't defeat Iraq, Afghanistan , or Vietnam either. Not looking good for you, ngl.
>>531242332Im genuinely unafraid of this outcome. You're gonna need the whole world to take us out lmao. We have more armed civilians than some nations even have in armed forces
>>531242120Chinks cannot do that, they don't have any bases.
>>531237858Yeah
>>531242785So does the American military actually.
>>531238155>if you kill all of our leaders in hours and destroy our entire military in a few days then we've actually won
>>531237858comewitness our fury
>>531242816the whole world kneels to us though, I don't get it.arabs could destroy israel in a week if they united.europe could establish a european reich within the decade if they united.
>>531242401Actually planning on using Mexico as a staging ground and then you guys will have 60mph giant rats hopping around over the border.
>>531242332That doesn't even make sense. The moment the world magically decides to attack the US is the moment humanity ends in nuclear hellfire. Don't be fucking retarded. Wars are based upon economic logistics almost exclusively in the modern era.
>>531237858Wow I never thought they'd be so close to each other.. I guess it makes sense, both speak English and they used to send criminals and all
>>531242819>we have lots of obese dudes with 9mms lollmao evenyou know what, people can just stop buying mutt shit and using your fake petrodollar, and you're finished. You'll be selling those bullets for tacos hahah. You have zero friends, and you can't even take 3rd world muzzie shitholes. You're finished lol>>531242949>rreeee im da best do lol>>531242977>we'll just nuke everyone congrats, you're jews lol america has already fallen. you can't even beat Iran lmfao. Israel is unhappy at your progress. Die more for kikes
>>531241732It's not hard to build a factory and manufacture shit.. If people from rural regions in China who didn't even know what a phone was 40 years ago could do it, we can do it as well.
>>531237858They lost 3 f18's fighting the houthis who had bottle rockets.
>>531243045>You'll be selling those bullets for tacos hahahThe US has the largest agricultural output globally.
>>531243018only jeets would think americans and australians could ever go to war with each other. if we invaded australia they'd probably invite us to bbqs and shit, we'd do the same thing. none of us like our own governments that much.
>>531242785That is a war crime, you cannot use biohazardous weapons.
>>531242878Right? These people are fucking retarded. And they actually go around trying to spready all the sourceless "erh muh gahd, Iran's somehow still shooting ultra-long range missiles even though they don't have the infrastructure or logistics for it anymore" junk. And don't for get the "please ignore that they're only recorded as throwing out missiles at nearby neutral or allied nations seemingly at random though at this point".
>>531243098>f18No, the Kuwaiti f18 shot down three f-15's.
>>531242816>And you lost in Iraq, and you lost in Afghanistan really? How is Russias 4 year invasion going.
>>531238782Watch your back Boris mother Russia is next
>>531243045>can't even beat Iran lmfaoIt is beaten though? They're literally only throwing missiles wildly at random to close nearby neutral and allied nations for some retarded reason. Or do you believe the magical "they've got super secret missile factories that are even more superty secrety than the previous ones that nobody is smart enough to know exist, so they can keep on firing off infinity bajillion missiles for an eternity... that somehow still only continue to hit nearby neutral and allied nations" stuff?
>>531243196>Iraq war was 1 month long KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKmutt cope
>>531242949HAHAHHAHA!Sandniggers are too stupid to win any war, anywhere, any time. Filthy stupid animals.Euros are just a joke all around they are gutless.Frogs and Bongs have nukes, but they have already lost.
>>531243196>muh russia delusional ex-zogbot
>>531243323>we've already won >wars over >but we're gonna put boots on the ground , and pls halp me NATO , you cowards hahahahah
>>531243381Thats correct. The Iraqi military was defeated in one month and they surrendered. Do you know history?
>>531243381>Iraq war was 1 month longIt was, then it was an insurgency. It's the same thing that'll happen in Iran should they actually go boots on the ground.
>>531243381Show your flag, little man. You seem to be a lesser race.
>>531243518>fought Iraq twice, but it was over in a month KEEEEEK>MISSION ACCOMPLISHEDbut sir, we didn't do shi >I SAID MISSION ACCOMPLISHEDshit ok yeah uh so good you won twice lmfao.
>>531243192No they lost 3 f18's fighting the houthis last year.
>>531243634Oh the ones that fell of the carrier, right.
>>531243633Thats right the iraqi military was defeated in a month. Can you read retard? We are talking about power projection across the sea and defeating a nation at its land border. This is exactly what was done in Iraq. Apparently you didnt know that happened and you are having a fit. Maybe do some reading.
What exactly is the US's plan when white people officially declare you niggers and decide to colonize the new world for the 3rd, (4th?) time?All I've heard so far is>I'm going to abandon critical infrastructure and end up as a drone video on /pol/>I'm going to hail the white man as my savior like a good little house nigger
>>531238858>doesn't do shit against the literal demons pedos on power
>>531237933>>531238140>>531242078>human cities nuked by emusZero.>emu strongholds nuked by humansPicrel.We won.
>>531243749>mission accomplished topkekhow many britfags and austrlians did you kill in the process lol
>>531243633>erm according to MY definition of victory the US didnt le winDo you think putting your head in the sand will make the US collapse? Or that you will someday be accepted as a woman?
>>531242569why even try to illegally topple a sand nigger empire that's existed more or less continuously for 3000 years when you could just do nothing and invest in america? i wanted to refinance my mortgage to a lower rate, whoops can't do that for the foreseeable future, goy. the only acceptable cost of chaos in the middle east is that iran nukes israel and takes kikes off the map like hitler never did
>>531244117>i like to suck mutt dick you sure do. >hovers mouse to see what shithole country it is ah lol. got it.
>>531244101>how many britfags and austrlians did you kill in the process lol181
>>531244101show your flag, little man.
>>531244198make me fat man
>>531244165In what world does a colony get to dictate their own internal policies?This is like an Injun dreaming about wild buffalo herds. Pathetic.
>>531243183>And they actually go around trying to spready all the sourceless "erh muh gahd, Iran's somehow still shooting ultra-long range missiles even though they don't have the infrastructure or logistics for it anymore" junk. And don't for get the "please ignore that they're only recorded as throwing out missiles at nearby neutral or allied nations seemingly at random though at this point".Remnants of a military with no reliable command structure can still operate, and when they're low IQ zealots that have been raised their whole life to think their life means nothing and that god will give them women instead of goats when they die doing retarded things, they will gleefully do retarded things.
>>531244101Looks like you dodged the topic altogether. I accept your concession and defeat. Should even be talking to a memeflag third worlder to begin with.
>>531237933this retarded reddit hive mind argument always makes me shit cum and vomit with gigglesits literally all you seppo cunts have on us "le emu war XDDD" like im giggling so much right now little droplets of cum are flowing from my winkythe thing is, we tested military action to curb the population and realised it was a retarded effort- we didnt have the same war profiteering jews running our country, so instead of doubling down to sell more munitions and weapons making our jewish lobbying group stronger, we set up a bounty program. you freaks just keep throwing troops and bombs at your failed wars for decades, fattening the pockets of your jewish masters. but hey XDD le emu war XXDD le funny. sure we lost the emu warbut your country is run by pedophilic elite war mongering well poisoning people that hate you.anyways i gotta go clean up all this hsit cum giggle vomit while the conscription creeps up on you i hope australia will send you some emus to help die for israel in iran since XDD LOL XDDD EMU WAR LOL !!!
>>531244303no shit. every U.S. president is put through a machine that forces them to endure 6 million holocausts in the blink of an eye. i'm just saying it would be prudent to elect people who understand that kikes are leeching off america to bomb sand niggers, thereby degrading the quality of life of americans
>>531240014Why do americans always larp like they'd totally be le badass resistance fighters.They will never do anything with their guns. If anything all they've shown throughout history is that the american public has no appetite for war.
>>531244506Yeah but you did that.LOLMAO
>>531244473>but your country is run by pedophilic elite war mongering well poisoning people that hate you.Your country literally put you in concentration camps for coughing.
>>531237858Sure, why not? The Canadians could hit from the north, Australia and China from the west and Europe and Iran from the east. Please come save us from the tyrannical dictator Donald Trump.
>>531237858Sure. Why not?
>>531244823Why do brown people always react like this?>bro you shit your pantsUHM WHAT ABOUT YOUR PANTS, HUUUUUH?
>>531242878/k/ tards are literally braindead lmao
>>531244823haha yea fat dumb american we opened our own auschwitz for covid mate, you got us! i guess your pedophilic baal worshipping zionist leaders are far better than my own (who are also faggot zogbots) but how easily you freaks fall for sensationalised propaganda really speaks for how fucked your country is
>>531244823How come I don't remember this ever happening?
>>531244473Keep seething. Faggot. My anus needs to be tongued by your whore mother.
>>531243975Butthurt. Cope.
>>531237858Afghanistan beg them so I don't see why not
>>531245243okay memeflag faggot jeet or jew?
>>531237858Margot Robbie can invade my arsehole, or maybe Mel Brooks
>>531237858I'd welcome Bruces with open arms, but not those pozzed fags you got in Melbourne
>>531238796There was that Greek tragedy where an entire army committed suicide after conquering the known world because they realized they had to home to their wifes. Please don't kidnap our Prime Minister at 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney NSW. He's usually there from 9pm to 6am and 5-6 bodyguards are on the premises at all time. It's on a sea cliff so stealth helicopters could easily sneak up. but DON"T DO THAT
>>531245389Homo Sapiens FellforitagainusA curious, albeit genetically inferior subspecies of the modern man.
>>531244947least educated country on earth unironically, americans are the abbos of the first world
>>531237858Holy fucking shit that image hurts to look at. What are the chances that this stupid question bait thread was also written by ai?
>>531237858I am shitfaced drunk on hi test petrol, and I solve the kaptcha thingy!!!!
>>531237858What for? More niggers?
>>531245542kek i love estonians now
>>531237858Please do chang, I'm really bored right now.
>>531238884You can keep Alaska.
>>531237858Japan will go to get Australia at that time.
>>531245769Japanese treachery knows no bounds.
>>531245769The cunts fear the samurai.
>>531244231Lol. I could do that.But you won't tell me where you live.
>>531244882Your mom lets me hit it from the back. Maybe we should ask her too
>>531245769you dog cunt please don't invade our cities and commit mass genocide of chinks and jeets and build infrastructure no that would be terrible
>>531237858Bring it. More target practice for me.
>>531237940Listen to this jew
>>531246363This man is going to win the Epstein war single-handedly, hip firing an m249.A bald eagle flies over him and sheds a tear.Somewhere, the last Lakota war chief smiles and nods.
>>531246576Did you not hear? We released the Wedgetail Eagles and there's no more bald eagles left
>>531246868The last Lakota war chief frowns and sheds a tear.A Somalian flies over him and scams the government.
>>531247000digits of trvth, call off the invasion boys m249 weilding ghost of Tel Aviv migger is too strong
>>531247000>The last Lakota war chiefWhile not Lakota the last Crow warchief died in 2016, he achieved his title in WW2.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Medicine_Crow
Come liberate us. My people yearn for freedom.
>>531238858I'm sure after defeating a highly-organised force of millions of the best-equipped, best-trained soldiers in the world tackling potato-shaped rednecks armed with pappy's huntin' rifle and ideas about warfare straight out of action movies will be very hard.
>>531247398bro lives in a bollywood movie
>>531247398Scathing.
>Aussies have recruited millions of spiders and snakes to serve on the frontlines
>>531237858this is straight ragebait but you guys need to realize this country is about to implode based on rising tensions that have gone on for decades here. it's either gonna just collapse on it's own or a civil war will break out but I fucking promise you if a civil war hasn't started and another country actually decides to try and invade, this entire country is going to finally find an outlet for all their anger and rage which will be horrible for that countrybtw I hate this fucking unconstitutional war that we've caused like anyone with a fucking brain and I really don't want our military to be able to keep bullying other countries but this is just a colossally stupid idea. trust me every leader of any other country on this planet already knows that and that's the reason they haven't tried that because they don't want to send people to their deaths for nothing
>>531237858kek
>>531247398Im sure shitskin muzzy rapists rule you
>>531247764What if they manage to airdrop one (uno) aboriginal into the American mainland.Nature itself around it would wither and die.
we should team up against the jew
>>531237858>picIt's like I'm really on jeet tube
>>531246868we got like two left
>>531237858If you guys bring kangaroos you might have yourself a deal. No fuckin spiders though. I’ll tolerate a platypus or two but if I hear a Kookaburra laugh I’m gonna lol
>>531245769>whites take over the US like the Anglo-Saxons did to the UK >poo's and abos left in ausall yours, but you would fail again anyway
>not a single US troop has invaded Iran yet (and might not ever) and total casualties so far as less than your average Osprey crash>YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE YOU LOSE Why is the butthurtwealth belt like this? Even actual Muslim flag countries aren't simping for these moderate pedophiles this hard.
>>531239691you in the future with a gun pointed to the back of your head:>y-y-you won't do sh-shit, m-m-migger!!!!>ACK!!!!!!!!!
Pine Gap lads having a laugh.>noice
>>531248229> and might not everLmao
>>531248276>Hides flag>isn't mortified by "migger">hatefulHaaavaHava nagilaHava nagila foreskin'snippa
I just a threw a stone into the ocean towards your stupid cuntry. Fuck you it's begun.
>>531237933don't give them ideas. Importing emus to the US would be a good strategy!
>>531248720This is the same mentality as leftist niggers hoping covid would kill everyone they disagree withFailure
>>531245068>>531245177>you're wrong about what happened to your family because we're propagandized retards!My mother's side of the family is from Victoria, my grandmother and grandfather from that side were detained for nearly a month in a "quarantine camp" against their will because my grandmother survived lung cancer and has intense coughing fits at times.
>>531248916Just threw another 5 faggot I'm making a land bridge
>>531237858Very based and kek at the yanks seething.But you know we won't ever be able to invade - we're too fucking lazy.
>>531237858our military is even more of a joke, it only exists to donate money to America for things like the nuclear submarines that got delayed
>>531241701>the fact that we're not doing this is insane.I wholeheartedly agree. You still need all the other sections of the military specializing in their thing but the infantry especially need to be anti-drone capable. And our own forces need drone specialists as well. And not 10 or 20 of them more like 2,000 of them. And that means we need a susbtantial and sustainable supply of said drones. The yanks reverse engineered the Russian Geran, wonder if they've shared the schematics with us yet?
>>531237858I reckon Newsom would join our side for a case of VB (Australia beer is much better then seppo piss) Then we could land on the west coast unimpeded. Have a few seppo brigades defect. Leads will join us for sure. After that it should be easy.The real question is what do so with 300million mutt slaves. I’d say kill ‘em all.
>>531238739Using that particular brigade is a war crime. However, if the mutt’s use their corn syrup infused 300pound Walmart tier nigger corps we may just have to.
>>531238907Get in the cube Ivan. You lost.
>the helicopter cannot fit 350 million prisoners>series of pops come over the radio>ok we've got six
>They don't even know about our Echidna Stance
>>531249056LolYouve got a vivid imagination
>>531247857all true brother, you're one of the good ones mate.maybe what america needs to finally be united again, is a foreign invasion (not the subversive israeli kind)curious, if a civil war broke out would you fight? obviously very nuanced question with a lot of hypotheticals and would likely be two equally clown sides fighting for dominance - so i understand expecting a blatant yes or no is retarded.anyways godspeed to the one wise american
>>531237858The weak pathetic aussie is no match for the FLORIDA MAN
>>531250639I forgot about ausfailian govt asshole lickers banning cartoon pornWhat a bunch of authoritarian loving cucks lol
>>531248916jokes on you retard i'm throwing them too hahaha also >completely jovial comment nothing to do with your circus politics"REEE ITS LIKE THE LEFTISTS REE" you niggers really are just that mentally fried huh
>>531250757Damn this bitch got asshurt over the truth
>>531237858>should Australia invade the USAUS military intelligence literally does stuff in Australia, you cannot deny that.
the fuck is an echidna
>>531237858We'll invade them with our imaginary navy and the four combat ready battalions we have in the RAR.
>>531250827>echidnalike a snake woman or something
>>531237933you don't understand; the emus will be the expeditionary forceAmericans can't even defeat feral hogs. The average emu is 5 times as deadly as a pig.
>>531250791asshurt?! hah that vernacular is just a leftist tactic that you trannies use to normalise sodomy! everything is left vs right everything is left vs right everything is left vs right everything is left vs right everything is left vs right everything is left vs right everything is left vs right USA USA USA
>>531237858>Kangaroo Jockey military
>>531250889Too gay;didnt read
>>531249027sounds like your granny is a faggot. my granny didnt get vaxxed, stopped volunteering at salvos, didnt wear a mask the whole time, also victoria sounds like a skill issue and your granny wanted to be enslaved for some kind of sick fetish
>>531250889>immediately fantasizes about trannies and anal sexIt refers to how kids cry after they get spanked you mentally diseased freak go huff gasoline with your abbo master.
>>531250980too many word;cannot read*U S A U S A U S A
>>531251155Your sphincter is imploding due to butthurtContain it
>>531251134a fat dumb american that doesn't understand irony, shocking to see :OU S A U S A U S A
>>531238140We lost 0 planes to the emus, you've lost 7 planes to muzzrats. Nice try though burger.>>531238659our PM is a pussy, that has nothing to do with our military force or power. When biden was in (massive pussy), the US military didn't just fall apart, did it? >>531238739dingos dont eat babies, that was copium by some abbo nigger to not get in trouble for neglecting her kid and losing her>>531238858doesn't matter if people are armed when you drop missiles on them. Try shooting a missile out of the sky with your 9mm LOL
>>531251208XD i might be le butthurt, but you are le american XD
>>531250827>>531239268LOL alright kid>>531240821how many casualties did we suffer again? 0? You're right though, we might just call off the fight against USA because you're not worth the waste of bullets>>531240985>existed for milennia>gained independence in the 1700s Are you actually retarded, or just trolling?>>531241497>we>usa repub memeflag>>531242120lmfao you wish>>531242819>my 9mm or AK will stop an army or an air force dropping bombs on mekek>>531247857Okay trump. Nobody is scared of you, you're the joke of the modern world and your only defense is 'but muh guns' or 'but muh stockpiled nukes'>>531250702hentai isn't banned here, and even if it was why would you route against authoritarianism, are you some kind of fucking hippie commie faggot?
>>531251242DaLol your tearsDELICIOUS
No, Australia should not invade the USA in my opinion
>>531251116If you tried a little less you might not come off as a complete retard that thinks he's cool for typing angry words on a computer. I wish skin cancer on your father.
>>531251406Remember when the Confederate steam ship CSS Shenandoah visited Melbourne and got the keys to the city and left with 42 more sailors to fight the Yankees after fucking their way thru the city? They sunk an English whaling ship in the pacific and then got to shoot the Northerners
>>531237858Mobile emu strike groups don't exist yet
>>531251565No i dont remember that
>>531251432i hope yours lives a healthy happy lifei hope he does not have to bury his son for israel
>>531238858
>>531251565>Remember when the Confederate steam ship CSS Shenandoah visited MelbourneExactly how old are you?
>>531237858Before it was patched I'd always use order 66to take over the US as a Fascist Australia. I'd then immediately peace out, now with a massive population pool and industry. Then I'd form a pacific Bloc with Japan, run through china, the europe and Africa. Sometimes I'd end it whilst still alliied with Japan, other times I'd order 66 them at the end for world domination
>>531237858wouldn't last a week.
>>531252125Ausfaila would lose first day
>>531237933> He hasn't seen the horrors of the Emu Wars.Oh you sweet summer child.
ITT burger golems taking about MUH 2FA while a pedophile jew slams their country into the ground at Mach Mohammad
>>531238858>muh gunsMutt, your second amendment was specifically written so people might rise up against tyrants.But modern mutts do nothing when everyone knows they are bed by literal pedophile kikes in office that bullshit you 24/7 just to inevitably send you to die for Israel.Mutts will do nothing but cry and screech about it ob jewtube.Second amendment was written for wasps, not mongrel mutts who eat goyslop every day.
no really, what is an echidnais that like a yamaha
>>531253083It's basically a small spiky ant eater
Go for it bring Europe with you. We’re waiting.
>>531253083>>531253163Pircel. Such cute little bastards
>>531242158They’re from Australia. It’s an easily verifiable fact.
>>531252453XD Ausfailia jajajaXDD good one golem
>>531237858It would be interesting to see you guys try, but I have a feeling it won't happen
>>531237858bring me the new 2.8l diesel LC70 and I'll help you guys take over.
>>531253951check your inbox, what colour do you want
>>531237858DO IT!DO IT NOW!
>>531253951>bring me the gayest thing to ever come from JapanYou already have George Takei
>>531253021kek
>>531237858You can expect much from mutts, they've recruiting trannies, faggots and Mexicans who are there only for the green card. Their whole army has become a joke. They would need to burn 2 Billion and lose a bunch of expensive equipment just to try to take a small shitholes nation like mine, lol.
>>531237858Please do. I want Dare drinks so fuckin' bad.
>>531253951you would be the gayest hairdresser in Cali with that thing
>>531254308you're not missing much everything's shit now the era of good food was 20 years ago unc now it's the same 5 ingredients mixed differently for everything
>>531254308I have one of these every morning for breakfast, but in no added sugar double espresso variety. The bottles also make for excellent improvised bongs.
>>531254820Based.
>>531254613>>531254077I just want a cool light truck that's durable, we don't get those anymore here. The ute version is sick too. I'm sick of the massive Goyim Transport Units™ we're stuck with here that break down every 1000 miles, and our diesels are all shit for anything but towing.
>>531238580>landing ships finally arrive>seppos snickering, not worried at all>doors open>40 million emu's run out>the west coast falls in 3 days
Where are our submarines you burger cuntsAllies my ass, the Jews have taken over the US diplomatic service and give your president orders, the same Jews actively arming the Chinese. Right now, as we speak, US troops are getting hit by the same long range drones that the Iranians got from China, the Jews gave to China, and the Jews stole from the US. Riddle me that you happy clapper cunts.
>>531254820Sounds amazing. Looking forward to trying on a visit.
>>531254708Eh, not that different from here. Pre-bottled Frappuccinos are shit, have been since at least 2010. I miss Lizard Drinks.
>>531254957'96 Hilux. you could mount a 50 cal on the back of it. It's a very good Ute
>>531255603California being an emu reserve would be an improvement
If we both invaded each other at the same time that would be funny
>>531257915XDDimagine our boat is drive past each other same time LOLlike australia boat with australia flag looking at the america boat and the isrrat and america flag and the MAP flag on the american boat XDD and aussies is like! "RUH ROH *GULP*" and america is say "Jimminy CWICKET!! *blink blink*" then they waves awkardly and sail onwards to pillage each others countries XDD desu i would trust aussie women to fight off the fat american men, our women are like bush pigs. disgusting creatures- but little fucking pitbulls, vicious things.
>>531258671Yes. My Virgin Qt wife will remain pure while we fight. Did you notice there was a lot of niggers on that American boat? Like a lot of niggers
>>531237858I suppose this propaganda is a pre-cursor to an American invasion of Australia because reasons.
>>531237858Australia could take the entire North America continent within a month.
Long term ally Australia is going to declare war on America?Such a twisted worldview.
Can we invade Poo Peeland while we go that way? I've always wanted to shoot a maori.
I am still in utter shock and disbelief that Iran, after getting all of their leaders killed in one swoop, all of their biggest most expensive, and powerful ships and fighter jets destroyed. Then having the gull, with no shame whatsoever. They literally held a nationwide press conference announcing their new supreme leader. Full ceremonious event - they had a fucking drum roll, and horn - doot doo doooo building up to their climactical finish with their giant curtain drop.... camera pans and zooms in nice and slowly. The regime, and their people anxiously awaiting! to finally grace their eyes upon a human sized printed cardboard cutout of their new supreme leader. I blushed ngl.
>>531259622mate unless youre there id take every damage and casualty report with a grain of salt from both sidesfirst casualty of war you know
>>531259777Oh I hear ya clucking, but you're missing the giant fucking human sized cardboard cutout point I laid out for you...it literally speaks for itself, wait it can't talk...the people didn't get to hear their new supreme durka Rawr rawr. That was literally Monty Python levels of retard ism. It's diabolically insane they really showed the world that. Even kissed it.
>>531254957They're kind of shit post 1HZ engines. The current generation is complete shit.
>>531237858I really wish you dumb commies would fuck off from my country
>>531259132We don't want the whole thing, that's the whole problem with this plan, sure the USA looks pretty, nice countryside, spectacular scenery, ice capped mountains en sheit but it's actually full of Americans. We have everything else and we sure as hell don't need Americans.
>>531237933At least we put up a fight.
lol
ololo
>>531237858Using what? Our 3 planes and 50 ground troops?
>>531239228The muzzies being mad that their organisation got deleted is funny. All it did was push them underground, but the point still stands, this was a honeytrap, ASIO thanks you for attending and getting mad.
>>531242819Civvies with guns is kinda meaningless. The tactic simply switches to:>see that house>and that one too>mortar them all>do not engage in urban warfare, delete buildingsNext order of business is assuming that every gun totter is a marksman, they're not. And much like here the ratio of marksman to gun owner is skewed. We may not have many handgun users, but guns users here are basically forced to skew to the marksman end.
Classic Aussie rage bait post. LOL thanks O.P. haven't seen a non jeet rage bait thread in a while.See it's funny when you do for the love of the game not the rupees>>531254077Top kek
>>531237858give it a try, might work out, just grab the East cost, the rest is 3rd world anyway leave to Greenland and Canada to cannibalize each other
>>531263830antisymetric
>>531240929So they're hiding like the emus did in the great emu war. Which according to the internet means they won.
>>531238782In a sudden revelation, Albanese comes to terms with the flaws of multiculturalism.Admittedly, it was profitable he thought to accept funds from wealthy Jews in the Middle East, enabling them to spread Islam and seize control over our lands.Are you aware of the consequences? Can you understand why the so-called intellectually disabled, the uneducated and individuals with lower IQs—those who have long been criticised—finally recognised something that has escaped you all?
>>531248030I hate jews so much its unreal.Every single time they speak they are trying to create hate and division between people.Have you noticed how much race bait, how little demoralisation posts, how much Indian hate posts have declined since they have been at war.Jews are the enemy of all peoples.
>>531237933Maybe, but the electro-magnetic units you mentioned had smart strategy while burgers are stupid
good idea. make Albo king of the world and everyone can just get on the NDIS rort for free gibs
