China Claims Cyborg Breakthrough To Build An "Army Of Centaurs"From Zero Hedge:https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/watch-china-claims-cyborg-breakthrough-build-army-centaursBugmen to become cyber 4 legged bugmen, with robot characteristics.The following greentext is from the article. My commentary in standard.>Researchers at Southern University of Science and Technology in Shenzhen have unveiled a wearable robotic system that adds a pair of independent mechanical legs and a torso framework to a human wearer, forming a four-legged hybrid to assist with carrying heavy loads across difficult terrain such as stairs, ramps, and uneven ground, according to the South China Morning Post.If only they could use cyber upgrades to help chinamen drive of the LA freeway. Maybe they can come up with a cybernetic attachment to give chinamen softer hair, or round eyes. Wouldn't that make a better viral investment scam? >Led by Chenglong Fu, the team of scientists designed the device to combine human cognitive advantages in path planning and decision-making with robotic capabilities for load-bearing and endurance in environments too hazardous or complex for fully autonomous systems. An elastic coupling mechanism synchronizes the robotic legs with the user's movements, allowing the hybrid to share more than half the payload weight while preserving natural gait and balance.So they've invented a robot coolie? Wouldn't it be cheaper to enslave some more non-Hans? Or for that matter, why not enslave the Han chinese too? Why not just enslave all of india? You could pay them in dirty rice and sewer grease, and they'd do anything you say. Just keep promising to let them rule america after the war, and watch them line up.
>>531248472>wearableThen its not a cyborg. Its a mecha. Didnt read the rest.
>>531248472When will I be able to fuck centussy from temu???
OH NO.EyeNoseJewsAreEvil
>>531248472That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
>>531248472>In tests, the system cut the wearer’s net metabolic cost of walking while carrying a 44-pound load by 35% compared with a conventional backpack and reduced peak plantar pressure by 52%, fueling media speculation in China that the technology could serve as the foundation for a large-scale “army of centaurs” to augment the Asian superpower’s military personnel.This is what the book of Revelations was talking about, otherwise known as th Apocalypse of John. The chinese are going to ride into battle on horseback, but the horse in on their back, and they are the front half of the horse. It might have been cheaper to buy the army HORSES with saddle bags, but no, nevermind that. Let's make half human cybernetic spider backpacks that allow chinamen to carry 44 lb loads, as if they were only 29 lb loads. What a savings! So remember chuds, when the chinese come into battle that they'll be propelled by the CCP Human Horse Carriage, and there are no brakes on this robot horse.>Cyber-centaurs are here: Chinese engineers unveil a clip-on “robot butt”How much you want to bet that it mounts to their nervous system through close contact with the nerves in their anus? The diagrams sortnof implies a digitally controlled network of nerve grafts and a wifi connected buttplug. CENTAURS!>Chinese engineers have presented an exoskeleton that attaches to the waist and hips to help carry heavy backpacks. The device can take on 30–50% of the load, assisting with up to 15–30 kg of weight.Haven't these people ever heard of a shopping cart? Or, again a delivery man? Just hire UPS to deliver it for you, or DHL, whichever is cheaper. If they are clever, they can plan their batyle maneuvers for non-peak shipping hours, and see if there is maybe a bundled packaging special. Also, they can insure everything that way, you don't want your important battle gear getting lost in the post. I know from experience.
>>531248472Omg i saw this on modern Marvels 30 years ago, way to enter the 20th century bugmenn, congratulations.
>>531248931>The Chinese military's ongoing investment in exoskeleton technologies to boost troop stamina suggests potential military applications for these human-augmented systems, though the device's bizarre appearance has prompted criticism and mockery, reports the SCMP.I hope the mockery includes not utilizing donkey's and squandering billions in state funds on turning chinese soldiers into half robotic human jackasses.>The breakthrough comes amid the escalating rivalry in robotics between the United States and China. Recently, executives from Boston Dynamics and Scale AI testified before a House Homeland Security subcommittee, warning that China's progress in humanoid robots presents national-security concerns. Witnesses advocated for coordinated federal measures, such as broader export controls on AI chips and restrictions on government procurement of Chinese robotic technologies, to safeguard U.S. leadership.So will Singer be allowed to buy out another chinese company at gunpoint? Is that what this is signalling? And what do these ai chips do, besides make weird dreamlike porno footage, and shitty deepfakes of world leaders in coffee shops? Do we need more of that? Couldn't we just make it simple and hire real pornstars to fuck in coffee shops and just ignore the dead politicians?>As we previously reported, broader anxiety over China's manufacturing dominance extends beyond robotics.I'm pretty nervous about all the lead and mercury in the apple juice they sell at walmart, and about the lead and mercury and probably poisons in the sardeans the chinese sell that wind up in store brand tins on the shelves at Ralphs. I just want to eat my crackers and fish without worrying abiut cyber demon hybrids from DOOM flooding over the hills and filling the horizon. The news of these robot backpacks make my frightened that i won't be able to eat my deenz in peace, and also that i might run out of mustard.
sounded cool but looks gay
>>531248931You lost to poverty sanctioned sand people. Your opinion on military matters is worthless.
>>531248472Elon has already stopped making two of his cars to make robots. Who do you think will come out on top?
>>531248472I for one welcome our new centaur overlords
>>531248472Its there to push their unwilling soldiers into battle.
>>531249420>Following a trip to China last fall, Greg Jackson, CEO of the British energy company Octopus, recounted touring a near-autonomous "dark factory" producing mobile phones with minimal human oversight.Cool story bro. Totally believable. Like the Lego factory where my toys still wind up missing key pieces. But nevermind the results of automation in simple things, i'm sure when the chinks are involved the robot apocalypse will be upon us. Boston Dynamics and all that. Couldn't they put their sruff in boxes, and load it onto helicopters? Why isn't this story about delivery drones? Isn't that the ai future that's going to make plumbers and foundry workers obsolete? I thought rhe future was a chinese amalgam where i get to order everything from amazon, and it rqins all the time, and they call me Deckard? And all the robots are evil, and I get to hunt them down, until my girlfriend, Cherry 2000 gets her batteries wet, and then i bang Melanie Griffith. She starred in cherrie 2000, right?>“We visited a dark factory producing some astronomical number of mobile phones,” Jackson told The Telegraph at the time.If it was dark, how could he see what was going on? What next, did they make 6 million cell phones out of bricks with no straw? You see frens, these stories never hold water.>“The process was so heavily automated that there were no workers on the manufacturing side, just a small number who were there to ensure the plant was working. You get this sense of a change, where China’s competitiveness has gone from being about government subsidies and low wages to a tremendous number of highly skilled, educated engineers who are innovating like mad.”I wonder how much these bong and bruce white monkey shills have invested in these stories to get pensioners to call their broker and whisper>oy, invest me whole portfolio in chinese robot ass plugs
>>531250135Cope extravaganza. The trillion dollar military getting rekt by sand people really buck broke you fat fucks huh
>>531250135>Australian mining magnate Andrew Forrest abandoned plans to develop electric-vehicle powertrains in-house after witnessing China’s fully robotic assembly lines where machines emerge from the floor to build trucks with zero human intervention over long conveyors.Conveyers? Fuck me. I guess it's over. China wins the electric everything olympics. And those conveyers are long too. You know what they say about a chinaman building electric vehicles with a long factory conveyer? He needs a long extension cord.>Morgan Stanley analysts project the humanoid robotics sector could swell to a $5 trillion market by 2050, encompassing sales, supply chains, maintenance, and support networks, with potentially over 1 billion units deployed globally by mid-century.2050? Only 24 years until it all pays off, and the chinese don't need to have humans carry 20 kilos, they can have them carry only 65% of the weight of 20 kilos. They'll be charging across the beaches of taiwan in no time, at this rate. And when itnhappens, the chinese most elite soldiers will be cyborg centaurs, but ONLY in the middle of the century. That's at the earliest. But no later than 2050, because that meme date is sure to get the interest of big jewish investment funds. So this being 2026, what they really mean to say is >2 more chinese restaurant menu cycles
China will make Strype art reality
