I use nair to remove my asscrack hair.
>>531248884Post that hole anon.
>>531248884Ready for your boyfriend
I like it hairy
>>531248884Most men walk around with dried poop on their ass hairs. Very smart
>>531249047>have mega hairy ass>take a loose shit>shit particles get stuck on asshairs, America hasn't standardized the bidet like most firstworld countries have>have to walk around with shit ass all day>when you fart, it blows the asshair-adhering scent into your environment Without ass hair, shitting is ezpz and no need for alarm. You consume less toilet paper cause there is less shit stragglers and you end up with a cleaner butthole.
>>531248884so your boyfriend can glide more easily in there?
>>531249230says the fucking Greek
>>531249215Take a shower like a normal human
>>531249303>Timing your shits for when a shower is nearby and accessible do you really?
>>531248884Mom? Why are you on 4chan? This is MY space. GET OUT NOW MOTHER!
>>531249209only sensible post ITT besides me
>>531248884expecting a visit?
>>531248884I use habanero sauce and beans
>>531249341I only shit at home, public toilets are nasty
>>531248884What about 3 days later and stubble happens?
>>531249215Just carry a small pack of wet wipes you ape.
>>531249841if Nazis werent such faggots we wouldnt be in this mess
>>531249215I have a bidet and a hairy ass. Itβs a godsend. Bidets are cheap anon just buy a tushy.
>>531249899Nazis have nothing to do with wiping your own ass
>>531249341Use wet wipes in public
>>531248884The hair muffles the fart.
>>531249341I do
>>531250075when you have a naired ass, the sound of the cheeks flapping with the expelled gas makes a nice satisfying BRAAAAPYou can alter the flexion of your glutes to modulate the frequency of the brap.
>>531248884honestly you just gave them a new jingle
>>531250183especially when you have a good swampass going, itβs honestly my best jeet impression
>>531248884On the topic.How do you eliminate swass and also dry balls?
>>531250337>swass and also dry balls?powder in the crack, some lotion on the balls and shaftwalking feels like floating anon
>>531249209this is the biggest political issue of our time
https://x.com/zhen_ming_/status/2035083436860612639>Jiang worked with Israel and is attempting to get China to allow NGOs to accept Jewish funding so they can begin to influence policy in China.
>>531248884I'll give it a shotif I get ass rash, I'm coming for you
>>531250537Baby powder or anything recommended?and any specific lotion or just unscented regular stuff is fine?Oh how I long to float around.
>>531248884Id be afraid to do this because if any of the hair came back ingrown then Id run thw risk of something like a polinodial (pilonidal?) cyst which I hear is awful.
>>531250697I have no recs in particular. I like eucerine lotion or however the fuck you spell itand then for powder, arm and hammer is great for most purposes >>531250557When men take care of their hygiene, we reject dirty sluts and embrace a higher purpose. It may not seem like it anon, but refusing a dirty ass today can mean a beautiful house and children tomorrow.
>>531250884Top man,thanks anon!
>>531250839>polinodial (pilonidal?) cystJFC that looks awfulThose seem to be around the tailbone, not the asscrack. An the incidence is low. I'm not too worried about it.
>>531248884Doesn't it itch as it grows back?
>>531248884Based.
>>531252918just walk, it scratches itself
>>531248884okay hmmmm
>>531248884Same bro, gotta keep that pooeyhole nice and smooth.
>>531253858STFU name fag
>>531249654Sneed sells feed and seed, which is completely normal. Chuck, on the other hand, sells fuck and suck.
>>531248884Fuck off to >>>/s4s/
>>531256165this is actually a political matter. Give it a few days.
>>531248884That's so hot
>>531249841oh anon you left these at my house
>>531248884For some reason that gives me major hemmarhoids
