This place is a hive of third worldist scum. True MAGAs know what's up and support their President.
>things that never happened
>american have even heard of kharg island
>>531248885I can make up bullshit on the Internet too:OP is heterosexual.
>>531248885>un promptedsince when are random waitresses talking like slop slurping boomers?
>>531248885My Waffle House waitress this morning told me how she hates jews and wished they were deported to Haiti. She also told me how disappointed she was in Trump’s deportation numbers.
>>531248885>things that totally happenedThe other day, I was at the grocery store and president Trump told me we need to make Half Life 3 happen, then did a backflip and walked the dinosaur
>>531248885>obviously satirical post>flies over all head
inb4 biden bar pasta
>>531248885>using the wrong VPNSloppy job Moshe
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>>531248985You have to try make the lie somewhat believable lok
>>531248885dude what the fuck is up with these trump humpers from the uk? if you're glowing why not glow American?
>>531248885MIGA!!’
I never, in my many years on earth, have ever had an unsolicited politically charged conversation with a complete stranger that wasn't some maniac, pan handling bum.
>>531249069/pol/ is hands down the most retarded board on this retarded site
>>531248885I think he made those stories up.
>>531248885You will surely get the Khargland