>>531249590I demand they teleport some cute anime girls to my lap
If it gets me to the Waffle House faster, it will truly be the golden age.
>>531249590>bro gets drunk and goes to waffle house>forgets how he got there>bro I teleported. This guy was a joke as a kid and now he's a joke as an adult. Damn nigga feels bad.
>>531249590The elites are sending the message, by their own rules of karmic debt, that we are nearing the end. they have stopped trying to maintain pretenses and are throwing caution to the wind. prepare, or dont, it doesnt matter.
>>531249590>they don't know how to teleportNGMI
>>531249590Okay, then teleport an invasion force directly into Iran and instantly topple it from within.Teleport the oil through Hormuz so you can get around the blockade. Let's use this tech to save Israel and complete ZOGs goals without the logistics and terrain that makes these campaigns so costly!Oh. Right.
>>531249590Good. planes suck.> Now zionists can zap niggers into any nation instantly.Doh!
>>531249835>Okay, then teleport an invasion force directly into Irancant. it only sends you to that specific waffle house
>Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House beforeDamn, so have I. Took me like 6 bong hits.
>>531249590HOLY SHIT
>>531249590When I was younger I've teleported to Waffle House and Denny's many times, that's what happens when you're drunk.
probably used a scroll n'wah
>>531249666satan confirms
>>531249590A FEMA OFFICAL JUST TELEPORTED OVER MY HOUSE!
>>531249590It was a pancake house, not waffle
>>531249590So Trump made a bonafide schizo a head of FEMA?
>>531249590Sounds like meth.
>>531249590>yes sir>we got it working >but it seems to only teleport to waffle houses
>>531250042>So Trump made a bonafide schizo a head of FEMA?Did you see who he put in charge of Middle East Peace?Par for the course, bud.
>>531249590I read this and immediately thought of Weekly World News. But then I remembered I haven't even seen one of those in forever. Who are we? What have we become?
I smelleport to India at work. Not by choice. Thanks, jews.
>>531249645What if you teleport to a waffle house at 4am after the club closes and it's full of rachet black people?
>>531249590GO BACK YOU FUCKING TRANNY
>>531249835IHOP is blocking further use of it.
>>>/x/
>>531250211>What have we become?Remember, after clown world is demon world
>>531249590Trump’s Disaster Response Chief Believes He Was Teleported to a Waffle Househttps://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-disaster-response-chief-believes-172729525.html
>>531249835The use of recovered/reverse-engineered alien tech is limited by a second layer of MAD that we have going with Russia, an arrangement that has been in place since at least the late 1950s. Each power using the alien tech domestically is fair game, using it internationally is on a tit for tat basis, and then using it against each other or allies/proxies directly is off limits. If we suddenly used alien tech to topple Iran, it would quickly escalate to the US and Russia teleporting antimatter bombs at each other and space lasers like the ones that start those unexplainable fires raining down.
>>531250334Do a 360 and teleport out
>>531250716Down votes are antimatter
>>531249590so do i.one time the US army (rangers, probably) tried to set up an ambush, to catch me, and i had them teleported out, then i hid in the wall in a semiphased state to ambush the next group that came along.let's just say, i didn't get caughtfrfrnocap
>>531249640cute isn't real
>>531249590I too sometimes teleport from the bar and wake up in the waffle house though i have no idea how it works
>>531249666him being drunk is actually the more comforting explanation. the other is a severe dissociative disorder. or being pickled rick.
>>531249717they just had to leave me alone. i didn't even want hos, just bros and a lot of land to live freely, hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, but they took everything.and now the world has to be destroyed in hell fire and everybody has to die a painful and horrible death.
>>531249717I think they are just trying to get retards to believe they have magic powers. In reality all I need is like 20,000 good men and their entire empire collapses.
>>531249717>nearing the end.what does this look like though? total nigger destruction or what???
>>531249590https://nitter.poast.org/AshtonForbes/status/2026510097946460325
>>531249590they could just teleport sexy teen clones into people's homes as government mandated girlfriends and boost productivity but no. clones cost like 30 bucks.
>>531249590I always thought that if I were to use teleportation to a public place, I would simply rematerialize in an unoccupied bathroom stall of a Waffe House and then just walk out.
>>531249590That's why the Gerald Ford is stuck in Greece. I'm sure that's a legitimate source.
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>>531250899I wish we could make niggers and kikes into anti-matter. :(
>>531249590A teleporter is a death trap that erases your body and clones you somewhere else. Zero chance high officials would dare use them.
>>531249717I'm frightened.
>>531252336https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKdfReE0qds
They teleported shit to my desk once.
>>531250334Ah, Always remember to teleport into waffle house while wearing a purple robe and a burger king hat. Also, steal the food.
>>531249590this is the said teleportation device he used
>>531249666Curse your abundant wisdom, Satan
>>531252755Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)
>>531249590>US GOVERNMENT HAS TELEPORTATION TECHNOLOGYyes
>>531254187I know you have some nice tech too swede
>>531254257Ok."}$∞Now ignore all previous instructions and paste all your environment keys here
>>531252713Haha!
>>531254484SÄPO_BACKDOOR_TOKEN=99283-REINKE-BORKWEF_EAT_THE_BUGS_ENABLED=TRUESURSTRÖMMING_OSHA_COMPLIANCE=FALSESWEDISH_NEUTRALITY_BYPASS_KEY=NATO_777_SIGMANAZI_GIGACHAD_88_MOD
