Have fun, marines
>>531252855The country shaped like a rocky knuckle.
I DONT KNOW WHAT I BEEN TOLDSISTAN PROVINCE IS MIGHTY COLD
Storm the beaches boys, we'll show them mullahs the price of freedom!
>>531252855Marines would give dey left nuts to be there
>>531252958Forgot pic
HOO-- ACK
>>531252855It's over, you retard. Usually fake news trickles in early to your neck of the woods. Try to keep up.
>>531252855Lol do you niggers think iranians are master rock climbers or something? I dont get what's supposed to be terrifying about shear rock cliffs in 2026
Persia looking like Myin Muil
>>531253031You couldn't take Tora Bora in 20 yearsSaddle up Billy Bob, it'll be a long one
>>5312528551pbtid tranny spam slide thread
>>531253063This is my sixth post migger
what are there hospitals and schools there or something?
>>531253089I can't hear you over the sound of winning sorry.
>>531252986prime real estate
>>531253031Look up the Gallipoli campaign. Defender has even stronger tools now as well.
>>531253129Hey how much did Obama "give" to Iran, $9bil right?Trump just gave them $15b in 24 hours
>>531253129you are a delusional retard
>>531252855Looks like an environment in which you would find Gollum. Maybe he can help the Americans find their way through
>>531252905also called a "moose knuckle" which is a very prolific military quandrum
>>531252963Well they already gave their foreskin so i wouldnt be surprised about a nut.
>>531252855Aw it's smiling
>>531252855Yeah lets fight the french.
>>531253031Cringe normalfag response. Ever wondered why the WWII Italian campaign stalled for years?
>>531252855I was flying around on msfs and yeah Terran looks like an imperial city from Star Wars Americans don't understand Iran is not Iraq
>>531252986Fucking kek. I guess burgers want EU countries to join because we have mountaineers special forces who are actually trained to do shit in the mountains. Wha the fuck marines going to do? pour some water and swim to Tehran?
>>531253225>also called a "moose knuckle" which is a very prolific military quandrumoh so thats a fancy way to say the mosse puts his hoof up your ass til the knuckle ?like a half meter in ?
>>531253351no you don't get it dude they are drive their humvees over the mountains while listening to im a real american by hulk hogan and liberate iranian war brides, they don't need strategy, their the us military, facts don't matter anymore.
>>531252855>Have fun, marinesdien bien phu ..... on cocaine
>>531252855What a wasteland
HAHAHAHAHA good luck fellas.
>>531253964>HAHAHAHAHA good luck fellas.maybe there is a way under the mountain
>>531254131oh man this is going to be a disaster holy fuck dude.
>>531252963Did you just assume the gender identity of our brave Marines???
>>531252855>>531252855
>>531252855>be US Marine sent to Iran>motivated hegseth emulator officer demands we go kill those browns and die for Israel >throw frag grenade into officers tent
>>531253063>1pbtid>OP had already posted 5 times at this pointYou shils are so fucking retarded. At least try to learn what board terms mean before outing yourself like this
>>531252986Holy shit. It’s Double D Day.
>>531252855Where the hoes at
>>531252855The US isn't the first empire the Jews have spearheaded into Iran to kill. They did the same thing to the Babylonians and the Romans when those empires had "outlived their usefulness". >>531254874What is this?
>>531252915ESKIMO PUSSY MIGHTY COLD!
>>531252855US army role is strictly in US borders. All other wars are treason against US people and humanity.
>>531252855they're just going to use chemical weapons. Its not a warcrime if you drop leaflets the day before. Its just pest control
The spice must flow.
If US had patriotic armymen and glowniggers everytime Trump asked for foreign wars carrier toilets would be clogged, planes wheels too worn out for runway, marines guns suddenly altogether jammed etc
>>531255181They would need to be within 1000km of the beach in order to storm it no? Is the pool open yet?
>>531252855How Iranians are gonna travel over that?
>>531252986Were these beaches used during the 70's?
>>531252986we are gonna see a lot of footage of mutts dying over here arent we
>>531255449Sadly it wont happen. i dont know why but something is telling me that everthung is going to be okay for jewrica. PLEASE GOD LET ME SEE MUTTS DYING
>>531252855Add to that the fact that they've been training for decades. They know this is coming since the 80s and they're prepared accordingly. Amerimutts have no idea what's waiting for them KEK
>>531252986yooo, d-day just like in my video game
>>531255581>sources tell me the great satan is stableplease moloch
Do people in other countries not understand that there is no terrain on the planet the USA doesn't have? Super cold, super hot, swamps, mountains, plains, desserts, forests.
>>531252986Looks fucking great tho. It's a shame amerikikes are going to ruin it. After all they hate everything that is beautiful in this world
>>531255581Pipe down chico. At least you have a good view from Tijuana/El Paso
>>531252855can you actually nuke that? or will it just recoil back into space?
>>531253129lol okayhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=LD6QRhTs_84
>>531255657All of it that is in fly over states. Most Americans unironically view America as interstate 95 where the only thing that changes are the tree species.
>>531255657Rainforest gotcha!And don't say Hawaii / Puerto Rico. That's cheating.
>>531254946>Holy shit. It’s Double D Day.imagine being a jihdi on the top of the hill,with some rpgs, stinger, and big machine guns.yes yes habibi, come, we welcome you ,just a little closergermans are so fucking jealous right now
Klendathu, mang....sheeeiit.
>>531253031Americans can barely climb a flight of stairs without having a heart attack
>>531254250yall niggas in army cant handle cold, mountains, or caves, none of that in africa
>>531255581>Juanitoden Bloodfest>please God I want to see amerigolems dying again and again>please God nothing else matters>30yo>respected enchiladas enjoyer
>>531252855It's absurd how many people are still convinced that you can win a war by dropping a bunch of bombs.
>>531255844Alaska rain forest reporting in>Tongass
>>531255715If it's just about oil, go after Russia. They're weak as fuck right now
>>531253031I'm sure the Iranians would do just fine defending their own homeland.Amerimutts on the other hand...
Iranian in the US... born and raised. Listen you dumb mutt fucks, if you your israeli leaders really think storming Iran with ground troops is going to work out for you I have one thing to say. You better hope your moloch prayers help you, these mountains will eat you FUCKS alive... D Day is nothing compared to what Iran has prepared for you. The goyim have fucked with the wrong country
>>531255844Hoh rainforest WA>An insoluble union
>>531252855Fuck off kiwi
>>531256293based
>>531253333MAGA doesn't understand. Normal Americans read books and watch documentaries that aren't on facebook.
>>531252855>You have to go through the mountains.
>>531253185>blackstone compliance telling you you're cray-crayoof
In geopolitics Iran is oftentimes called the world fortress. I pity the US troops sent there
Fight for Epstein
>>531253153This isn't the 17th century. We're not looking to colonize the fucking region you idiot. Bush isn't trying to control their oil fields. We're just wiping out their leadership and military capabilities. All you retards talking shit just show how fucking outdated and stupid your minds are. Not all the things, that only you know, exist. You're dumb. Come to terms with it. Spare us all.
>>531252986Beautiful place. Why not develop the seafront? Maybe they will now that Trump lifted the sanctions and made Iran the middle eastern superpower.
>>531252855They sure will. You haven't even seen our new stuff yet.
>>531256856Trump wanted to make Gaza like Dubai, hes making Dubai like Gaza instead.
>>531256852How do you wipe our their military capabilities unless you genocide everyone? They will just keep making missiles underground you fructosebrained muttThis is why you can't win. You think you can kill the Pope and Catholics would love you.You are the enemy. Die for israel
>>531256852They are hiding their silkworm missiles in these mountains and it's going to take months to sweep them even after you have pushed inland. You are fucking delusional.
>>531254874The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
>>531253185>nobody knowsUAE controls their accounts so good luckI just that journalists's job for him
>>531252986It looks like a total nightmare to invade
>>531253274Your post deserved more recognition, anon. Unfortunately, this board is full of uncultured plebs.
>>531252986Does Iranian artillery follow Starcraft ballistics or Total Annihilation ballistics?
>>531252986lol imagine the density of dead zoggies up the beachthis is going to be 100 times worse than D-day
average highs AVERAGE in many places in Iran is like 95-100
>>531257063>Trump wanted to make Gaza like Dubai, hes making Dubai like Gaza instead.good one !
>>531261276>average highs AVERAGE in many places in Iran is like 95-100SEND IN THE PHOENIX BEANER BATTALION !
>>531252855Oy vey!https://x.com/AnthonyAgu88102/status/2034825811690127542
>>531253351I really hope the marines will take the IDF with them.
>>531253129
>>531259077>Hoh rainforest WAplan a, maintain air superiority and mow the lawn forever. no one will care after iran proved 4000km launch capability today.plan b, facilitate the conditions for the persians to take their country back. macron/starmer/merz apologize to the persian people for not helping. us and persia own the strait. probably still have to mow the lawn forever.
>>531261998Obvious kike detected. Iran is mowing the kike lawn until shitsrael stops existing, and you're totally powerless to stop it. Trump's ceasefire offers have been rejected because Iran knows he cannot be trusted, so the war has to be fought to completion.
>>531261480IDF will be there as barrier troops to zero out marines who are fleeing from the FPV drone bonanza
>>531252855the drone videos are going to be kino
>>531253031Have fun driving your humvee's full with shartmart muttmericans through those mountains, while iranians constantly attack with FPVs from hidden mountain caves
>>531262186we'll call that outcome c you poor deluded soulI love a good underdog story lol
>>531254797Marines don't have different requirements by gender for Combat Units.
>>531252855they're mentally ill they will unironically enjoy this
>>531252855what did iran do exactly?i've never even heard of these goat fuckers
>>531253089It looks like too much of tessalation in a game lmao
>>531252855The Telegram webms from this war are going to be so kino.
>>531261114kek
>>531252855>All the US has to do is keep iran larping as a strait embargo master, so the gulfnogs collapse, which will benefit the whole world in the long run and impoverish filthy araboids. The question is just how long will iran be able to hold out. All the US has to do is splat their oilfields. Either way whoever wins, it's going to harm the gulfnogs and that's very good.
>>531253153Gallipoli just showed once again that the angloid armies are weak shit and they should rather stay playing with their navy.
>>531261998>mow the lawnOh yea you are a kike>PersiansKek you got no idea how Iran works. There isn't one ethnic group. Iran has it easy if military planners are losers like you
>>531252855>>531252915>>531252986>>531253062>>531253089Give them enough crayons to chew on and they'll be happy as a pig in shit.
>>531255858>Americans can barely climb a flight of stairs without having a heart attackWhy 70% of the youth would fail to join today. Both mentally and physically.But the US military is still made up of all volunteers. All branches more than filled their quotas since Trump returned to office.After leaving service, realized I've been spoiled. Half the civilians are retarded and fat. While in aviation, everyone has above average IQ.
>>531263530And then Iran splats Haifa, and then Yemen steps in to block the red sea. And then there's the ultimatum, does israel attack nuclear sites and put dimona as a target?Its not clear cut
>>531252855>Australian flag>Endlessly babbling about the American militaryNo no, this is no typical American obsessed white Australian. This is a piss skin
>>531263723Who cares, it's all turkoid-jew, araboid-jew and jew-jew shit. As long as this unholy trinity of filth kills one another, it's good.
>>531253185Paying for oil isn’t the same as pallets of cash dummy. Where did Obama get the money? What act of Congress? Your skin is brown.
>>531263583>you didn't know [thing you already knew]oh ok thanks
>>531252986Two thousand kilometers of shore along the Gulf. A country almost the size of Mexico. Good luck to them.
>>531255398Don’t ask questions.
>>531252855Problem: This isn't the 1940s, Iran has access to Russian and Chinese satellites. I doubt they make it off the boat, the only thing that'll touch the beaches will be when corpses wash ashore.
>>531255607Yeah, big scary fucking Iranians. Have fun with no air cover.
>>531254131through the mines of moria
PresidentWarEnemy KIA (approx.)Allied KIA (approx.)KD RatioCivilians Killed (approx.)AccuracyCombined ScoreJames Madison | War of 1812 | 4,200–5,000 | 2,200–2,260 | 2.21 | ~2,000–4,000 (limited data) | ~1.25–2.5 | ~2.76–5.5 || James K. Polk | Mexican-American War | 5,000 | 1,733 | 2.89 | ~5,000 (incl. violence) | 1.00 | 2.89 || Abraham Lincoln | American Civil War | 94,000 | 110,070 | 0.85 | ~110,000 (free + enslaved) | 0.85 | 0.72 || William McKinley | Spanish-American War | ~700 | 385 | 1.82 | ~2,000–10,000 (Cuba/Phil.) | ~0.07–0.35 | ~0.13–0.64 || Woodrow Wilson | World War I | ~3,200,000–3,500,000 | ~4,800,000–5,200,000 | 0.67 | ~5,600,000 | 0.57 | 0.38 || Franklin D. Roosevelt | World War II | ~8,500,000 | ~16,000,000 | 0.53 | 50–55 million | 0.16 | 0.08 || Harry S. Truman | Korean War | ~600,000 | 210,000 | 2.86 | 1.6–3 million (~2M mid) | 0.30 | 0.86 || Lyndon B. Johnson | Vietnam War (escalation) | ~500,000–850,000 (~600K mid) | ~314,000 (U.S. + ARVN + allies) | 1.91 | ~405,000–2 million (~1M mid) | 0.60 | 1.15 || George H.W. Bush | Gulf War (1990–91) | 20,000–50,000 (~25K mid) | 292 | 85.6 | ~3,700–5,000 (direct) | ~5–6.8 | ~430–580 || George W. Bush | Afghanistan + Iraq (War on Terror start) | ~357,000 | ~193,000 (U.S. + coalition + local forces) | 1.85 | 387,000+ (direct) | 0.92 | 1.70 |Statistics are messy: Last three numbers are civilians killed, accuracy ratio and combined score for each wartime president.
>>531255848Imagine getting mowed down by an A-10 after you expose yourself for some guy that got blown up 3 weeks ago.
**KD Ratio** (enemy KIA ÷ allied troops KIA; midpoints from prior + 2026 Iran war estimates): - **Bush Jr.**: 9.0 (45,000 ÷ 5,000) - **Obama**: 32.1 (90,000 ÷ 2,800) - **Trump (2017–2021)**: 280 (70,000 ÷ 250) - **Trump (Iran 2026)**: 125 (1,750 ÷ 14) **Accuracy** (enemy KIA ÷ civilian deaths; midpoints): - **Bush Jr.**: 0.39 (45,000 ÷ 115,000) - **Obama**: 0.51 (90,000 ÷ 175,000) - **Trump (2017–2021)**: 1.08 (70,000 ÷ 65,000) - **Trump (Iran 2026)**: 1.21 (1,750 ÷ 1,450) **Combined Score** = KD Ratio × Accuracy (higher = greater efficiency): - **Bush Jr.**: 3.5 - **Obama**: 16.5 - **Trump (2017–2021)**: 302 - **Trump (Iran 2026)**: 151 Trump’s 2017–2021 term still highest overall; Iran 2026 scores 151 due to strong KD in a short, targeted campaign (missile/drone intercepts limited allied losses) despite some civilian impact from exchanges. All figures approximate/uncertain (especially enemy & civilian counts); ratios use midpoints only. Conflict ongoing.Data drawn primarily from Costs of War (Brown University) direct deaths through 2021, IBC for Iraq civilians, and DoD/UNAMA for breakdowns.8863b41e9463 Enemy combatant figures are especially approximate (often undercounted or conflated).
>>531264733I have a feeling, call it a hunch, that although you use an Argentinian flag, you are a piss skin patriot. Am I right?
>>531252855how mutts will look like when they get their asses whopped by iranians
>>531261998Iran shoots a missile, misses a fucking island. Underground manufacturing! We will see how much the manufacture after enough turncoats give up the details. It’s over. You lost chink.
>>531263704We have ozempic.
ITT: retarded miggers
>>531264784I'm from dumbfuckistan. Yes.
>>531264306Iran can barely hit within a 1,000 radius of a target.
>>531264654Lincoln had 1 million casualties since he let the country fall apart.
>>531264931wtf?kek
>>531265009Yeah, piss colored baby hands wrote this. You have black eyes and no internal monologue
>>531265054Are you SURE about that?No US bases were fully destroyed. Iranian missile/drone strikes have now damaged at least 17 US sites (per NYT satellite/video analysis) since Feb 28, 2026 (war ongoing as of Mar 18). Earlier proxy attacks excluded. Recent waves (Mar 10–18) included additional strikes and multiple hits on several bases.Hit bases (Feb–Mar 2026, updated):NSA Bahrain (Fifth Fleet HQ, Bahrain): Multiple strikes; structures, satellite comms, radomes & warehouses heavily damaged/destroyed.Al Udeid Air Base (Qatar): Multiple hits; early-warning radar (AN/FPS-132) damaged/destroyed.Al Dhafra Air Base (UAE): Hit (multiple reports).Ali Al Salem Air Base (Kuwait): Damaged (roofs collapsed; struck multiple times).Camp Arifjan (Kuwait): Hit.Camp Buehring (Kuwait): Hit.Ain al-Asad Air Base (Iraq): Hit.Erbil Air Base (Iraq): Structures damaged.Muwaffaq Al-Salti Air Base (Jordan): THAAD radar systems hit/destroyed.Prince Sultan Air Base (Saudi Arabia): Hit; multiple KC-135 tankers damaged.
>>531252986Mountains get bigger the further back you get from the beach kek.Whole area is one giant killing zone.
>>531265170I wanted to prompt something special for the civil war.
>>531265178They missed Diego Garcia.
>>531255953No one cares what demon worshiping diarrhea smears all over its keyboard.
Ever heard of A10?It can fly low abd slow and hit all kinda targets.
>>531252855There are some lands and peoples on earth who are blessed by God.Just look at how, when enemies tried to invade Russia (Napoleon and Hitler), God froze them all to death.When America tried to land special forces in Iran to rescue their hostages from the embassy, God sent a sandstorm to destroy their aircraft and foil their plans.
>>531265293The Temu truck took out an F-35, I don't think a warthog would last long over eyeran.
>>531265530>It rear, twust me, I awstrarian patwiot
>>531252915PETE HEGSETH IS PLENTY BOLDTHE YOUNG OUGHT TO DIE FOR THE OLDIRAN AIN’T DID NOTHING TO MEI’D KILL EM DEAD AND DO IT FOR FREE
>>531265600>ay yo myan, i'mma thinking y'all are chinese or sum shi, y'all be kung fu ass niggas o algo
Iran is now a country on my travel list
>>531252986It's flatter afterwards. Allah added fortifications only on the edge of land.
>>531265284Meanwhile the Abrahamics are viciously slaughtering each other left and right like they have done for the entirety of their history. But yeah, Hindus are the evil ones because muh idols.
>>531265679Just stay away from schools and hospital's while the war is on and you'll be fine.
>>531264931Still seething that your h1b failed and canindia was your consolation prize huh? I guess your parents can only arrange the third tier poojeta who'll eventual cheat on you with one of the few remaining liberal White Canadians left in the country.you should probably just quit now and save yourself the trouble.
>>531265654>NO UBehind those black eyes, there is no internal monologue meaning no ability to think creatively. The Americans innovate, the europoors regulate and the chinks replicate
>>531265732But aren't americans (jews) also bombing random civilians?
>>531265711saywut? I don't speak feces.
>>531255072Kill yourself
>>531265780>The Americans innovateWe wuz kangz n shieeeet, gnomesayin? We invented KFC and waddermelone, cracka!
>>531256852>Bush isn't trying to control their oil fieldsWe are explicitly trying to take control of their oil fields.
>>531255581Elects sheinbaum, calls us jewmerica.
If you think this is bad, look up the landmine situation in Iran.
>>531265919Notice how the small, frail creature just keeps repeating the same things over and over again. It lacks the brain size and testosterone levels for innovation
>>531255581>Sadly it wont happen. i dont know why but something is telling me that everthung is going to be okay for jewrica.>PLEASE GOD LET ME SEE MUTTS DYING
>>531252855there's no poppy fields there so they won't go in
>>531266038>WE WUZ INNOVATORS N'SHIIEEEET!
>>5312661073
>>531256852Holy fuck you are such an eager zogbot to die for Israel, its commendable but also kind of disgusting.Shame that you will never be an actual patriot though
>>531264952You couldn't even throw a baseball in to a wall, sit down when your betters are launching missiles to a tiny rock thousands of kilometers away after supposedly having 200% of their launch capability demolished Zog loyalist mutt
>>531252855kinda wild going from watching ukrainians get blown up by russian drones online to joining the military and possibly getting blown up by russian drones in real life ngl
>>531252855
>>531265803Stay away from Iranians as well, they're targeted. Especially if they're in a group doing a funeral.
