>Be me>In maldives>Right between Iran and US Diego garcia baseHow fucked am I bros?
What the fuck is that flag
>>531254941Not any more fucked then you already were. Why are you not a clymate chang refugee yet? Isn't the water at your lips yet?
>>531254941They part of some military intelligence, that rare country.
>>531254941Should be fine unless you're committing some antisemitism over there.You boys aren't antisemites, RIGHT?
>>531254941You probably won't even notice the vessels as they pass you by.If you do catch a glimpse, post pics here though. Please.
>>531254941Honestly the Roman Navy, has to block the ports of that area.
Maldives making excellent money from this debacle ... Maldives manufactured Iran conflict theory?
>>531254941>right click flag, save as>"mv.gif already exists"
>>531254941>How fucked am I bros?big time cause you're too much of a moron
>>531255013>Why are you not a clymate chang refugee yet?Because "climate change" is a Jewish scam.
>>531255253Which is why they would adore an actual climchang 'refugee'. The press would have a field day. Mal dive bro could make bank if he wanted.
>>531255113So far there have only been exchanges of ballistic missiles which fly in space
>>531254941>How fucked am I bros?you live in the middle of the fucken ocean. where do you even shit? how do you homestead? you can't go inna woods because no woods. seems you got to eat disgusting sealife and swim around in shit. i wouldn't worry about the planes overhead.
>>531256421Kek. No idea why people underestimate this country. I'm writing this message over a 1gig fiber connection.
>>531256798alien technology for mutts
>>531254941You on Male? I imagine its super crowded.The rest is paradise and there are always fish in the warm sea.
>>531254941Nice. I was there in November. Beautiful beaches.
>>531255000Rare. Also checked
>>531254941We'll look after you most likely. We're cucked like that
>>531254941>>531256798He is right. How does your sewage system work? I have also wondered it for a long time.
yooo bro I am in Maldives also, where are you located at specifically
>>531255000He literally said it you fucking retard.
>>531254941digits and a booster falls in your backyard next time
>>531258417I'm guessing directly flushed out into the ocean.In their case it wouldn't be as bad as jeetland (relatively few people compared to occean).>inb4 jewt. Christian Pali.
>>531254941If shit goes hard island nations are all fucked. enjoy fish and sun and nothing else and then1 day navy comes and makes a base
>>531258859God bless bro. Stay strong behind enemy lines, and we will retake Jerusalem
>>531258859Stay strong and stay alive. World needs you. Also I wonder about their economy. They survive on tourism industry. This war will wipe it out completely.
I would trade you my house for yours because the surfing is better thereFuck some ballistic shit who caresI sure the fuck would not
>>531254941epstien used to rape childreen in maldives. So very safe
>>531255422You will be ok nothing is going to happen Nobody is going to even intercept above you so no possibility of debrisRest easy you are not involved in the slightest in this fight
>>531259414Epstein has probably raped in every country in the world, just like Immanuel Goldstein
>>531254941obscure ahh country. hitman 2 map ahh
>>531254941You're already next to India. Just take solace you're just a budget-oriented tourist destination and not a strategic target.
>>531258584Shut up
>>531259495not really. Maldives leader is in epstien files and maldives hide child rapes in the garb of tourism for more then just epstien . That's why shithole gets tourism when its easily mogged by much better places worldwide
>>531255013>>531255253>>531255366>14 larger islands your parents or grandparents could visit for vacations are lost to rising sea levels, with another 20 in immediate danger>97% of Maldives islands no longer have access to freshwater, up from 65% in the 1990s, as rising sea levels contaminated their groundwater with salt>Up to 90% of islands are losing ground to increased erosion from rising sea levels, shrinking at unprecedented speeds since the 2010s
>>531254941Super-fucked, if you don't let me come over and play your Switch 2.
>>531257715I have 1g fiber colgate
>>531254941How's life over there?
>>531257715LOL, PLEASE, coming from the only nation more fucking underwater than anyone, you spill your milk in Amsterdam and the whole place turns into a scuba dive.
>>531255219iktf
>>531259822well that sucks to know :(I just wanna go there for beach Not fuck turgid hookers
>>531258859>being a Christian Pali>living in Israel>Has to use the Israel flag on 4chin cause location >In a thread titled "How fucked am I?"Honestly m8, I think you're probably the most fucked out of all of us, sorry but.... kek
