PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeXNEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg >Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk >Pres Trump Roundtable on Ratepayer Protection Pledge Washington, DC 3/4/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W50sSr87n4Q >Pres Trump Meets with Chancellor of Germany, Washington, DC 3/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFJL5jRLXM >Pres Trump Participates in a Medal of Honor Ceremony, Washington, DC 3/2/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TohMVSc5vIA >Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Energy, Corpus Christi, Texas 2/27/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr2RA4JAntQ >Pres Trump’s 2026 State of the Union Address, Washington, DC 2/24/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWrZQBgpY7I >Pres Trump Participates in Angel Families Remembrance Ceremony, Washington, DC 2/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll2R6vKFd_c >Pres Trump at Governors Dinner, Washington, DC 2/21/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCkvVgiSOjU >TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/X4KiALfhprev >>531255511
MAGA
Never coming down.
nuclear enrichment
>>531263068Gas prices? Yeah. Trump really fucked that one up
>>531263004Good morning Caturday meowning!! >>531263068
Thank you baker for 2nd cat picture day breakfast for the late starters!!!
>>531263093how, exactly? and i don't have a problem here.
>>531263093>this b roll of a gas station price board will make you say "fuck keeping america safe from nukes and icbms and shit"
>>531263093OmlettesEggsCracked shells are inevitable
>>531263004Why are there so many retards acting as if Trump attacking Iran is some betrayal of MAGA to the Jews.Obviously the plan is to both destroy Iran (a threat to the USA) while Iran likely nukes Israel and lets Trump remove Jewish influence permanently without revealing his power level. Or he 5d chess nukes Israel and blames it on Iran, (((they))) have given him the perfect avenue to plausible deniability and they don't even realise it.Peace through Strength
>>531263189correct, we'd have another 3000 years of middle eastern conflict or worse if he didn't call them out. we're winning, the gas prices are short term, and not even that bad.they're basically just outing themselves as cityfag commies. they could cut their gas prices in half or even more if they'd just stop being commies.
>Israeli fighter jet attacked in Iranian airspace
>>531263220>lets Trump remove Jewish influence permanently without revealing his power level. Or he 5d chess nukes IsraelHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA oh man Q really did a number on the MIGA movement. Being able to induce schizophrenia on such a wide scale like this is an incredible power.
>>531263220Or Trump neutralizes Israel’s boogeyman (Iran) so Israel can no longer go hat in hand begging countries (especially US) for military aid.Trump is literally John Wick.He’s the one you call to kill the boogey man.
>>531263189Trump's handpicked press secretary admitted that he was making shit up about Iran being able to hit America. His handpicked director of intelligence admitted that Iran wasn't close to having the ability to make nukes. The problem is, Trump throws everything his own American staffers say out the window as soon as a jew says something. He has this bizarre need to satisfy them with every decision he makes
>>531263325He didn't fly so good!
chink shills working on a weekend lol.
>>531262793You wish I was jewish. I’d probably be your Moshiach.
>>531263095
>>531263004Again?How many facilites are there, 4..5? kek
>>531263339So what you’re saying as Israel’s puppet Trump >built the wall (spare us your denials that he didn’t. We know he did)>stopped illegal and legal immigration.>mass deportations>exposed election fraud>exposed financial fraud>busted Epstein (something Clinton, Bush 43 and Obama didn’t do)>released his files (something Biden never didWow! Who knew being a puppet of Israel was so based!!!
>>531263339Cope leftfag, you lost and will keep losing while we keep winning>>531263404No he clearly plans to destroy both birds with one stone. Do not doubt him
>>531263404Shite.
>>531263325Good
>>531263548thing is epstein was never ever a problem anyway there was nothing to bust until the leftfags made it up to try and damage trump only for him to masterfully turn it back on them
how many do a dindu do if a dindu didn do nuffin?
>>531263548Do you have proof that deportations are happening en masse? Trump himself told the GOyP to stop talking about mass deportations. He can expose all the fraud he wants, but his actions of letting DNC politicians who enable and perpetuated it walk free is more sickening than them committing fraud in the first place. Until Ilhan Omar and Tim Walz are arrested, Trump's position on fraud is "commit as much fraud as you like, as long as you're an elected politician!"
skill issue
>Israeli medias report there was a loss of contact with Israeli soldiers in Southern Lebanon earlier this morning. >Ongoing search operations have been mounted and a strict military censorship is in effect regarding this "incident".Israeli paratroopers at it again
>>5312636663/5ths Cerberus.
>>531263686cope leftfag his letting them dig their own graves first
Epstine maxxing
>>531263443your news is a few hours of datethey shot two 4000-5000 km missiles at diego garcia todaywhy would rubio lie about their ballistic missile program? and why were you stupid enough to think that big missiles are an inconceivable amount of time away from medium missiles? you and every eurocuck has the luxury of not being responsible for inaction, america's leaders don't.
>>531263548>stopped illegal and legal immigration.>mass deportationsHe didn’t do that. He is already pivoting, “lightening up” and only deporting “criminals”, so just second time offenders. This is likely to result in a rebound like it did in the first term.>busted EpsteinEpstein was killed before trial. The rest of the network walks free, with the exception of Maxwell, who has even seen an improvement in her situation when she deserves the worst.>Released the filesHe still isn’t complying with the congressional mandate, which he personally whipped against.
>>531263608Epstein’s main gig seems to be some kind of dark money power broker. The majority of the powerful people involved with him seem to be on the money laundering side of business and not the teenage prostitute side of business.
>>531263548But anon, he's only trying to deport the criminals. That's only 100% of them. He's clearly cucking out.
>>531263820exactly the teenage prostitute thing was barely part of it honestly theres not any proof Ive seen it existed that didnt already go through (((their))) hands and is tainted
>>531263004THIS IS NOT BREAKFAST
>>531263686
>>531263909are you serious trying to site the msm lmao
>>531263686Yeah because the judiciary is as pure as the wind driven snow and would NEVER pass up a chance to let Walz or Omar walk.
>>531263960Cite DHS’ numbers then.
>>531264035why would trump release the real numbers when his trying to fool the deep state you should just trust him retard he hasnt led us wrong yet
>>531263879Well that’s what he was busted on. But, it appears to have been almost exclusively him. Of the ~1500 people in his little black book, around a dozen fucked his whores. And they were all either prosecuted, or suicided before prosecution. And that was 20 years ago. Other than Prince Andrew, and that’s a weird one because age of consent in England is 16 and prostitution is legal so I’m not sure him fucking a 17yo prostitute was illegal for him.
>>531263009first americans are coming home from the middle east in coffins againtotally maga right
>>531263906Kots are the rulers of us D:
>>531264123I am pretty sure that's the conclusion the ancient Egyptians came to.
>>531264096busted by the dems even trump said that they basically were happy to let clinton take the fall because they thought they could use epsteins connection with trumpthats why they killed epstein before he could testify and it would all come out that they faked it
How will Ukraine war style fpv drone strike videos of Iranian drones hitting US ground troops impact morale?
>>531263805Yeah democrats and lefties are speeding out over Trumps “not mass deportations”. I mean it’s not like the Ds aren’t using it in campaign adds.You know it must really be soul crushing to shill for people that constantly cut you off at the knees by going against your shilling.
>>531264105>noo bro you dont get it you have to let iran nuke us first bro because trump said no more wars and that obviously means we dont defend ourselves eitherPEACETHROUGHSTRENGTH
>>531263906He knows what he’s doing. I love it!
>>531263504English man with a dozen guns
>>531263339>unironically replying to a memeflag
>>531264016If Pam "useless as a sack of shit" Bondi would do her job, they could be prosecuted. The thing is, Trump hired her specifically to cover up the Epstein files. She's one of the most corrupt attorneys in the world
>>531264273more would be dead if we just let iran keep attacking us without retaliating
>>531264083Then you have to go on how the Ds are reacting. They are losing their minds over this. Are you saying that they are losing their minds over nothing?
Don't care. Didn't ask. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs&list=RD-Wtj59opWKg&index=3
>>531264332Yeah because the judiciary is totally on the up and up
>>531264363yeah their losing theyre minds because trump is deporting all their thirdie slaves lmao cope more
>>531264410israel attacked them nowing iran would attack both israel and us in responsetrump had a choice to either be passive and let them both kill americans or show PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH and he did the second while also preparing to use it for plausible deniability when he ends israel once and for all
>>531264332Meanwhile in reality let's talk about other prosecutors then did they not do the same exact thing? What was mayo doing for four years certainly not the job taxes go towards
>>531264375
>>531263906had one >>531255511
>>531264461It did nothing but show that the US regime is either unwilling or unable to restrain Israel for the umpteenth time.
>>531264375And vidya shall kill the video star.
>>531264566TikTok killed the YouTube star.
>>531264527fuck off globalist shill why should it be on the us to restrain another countryyou bitch about us world police while demanding that we stop you retards from fighting
>>531264213The perennial hysteria from Democrats does not make something so. That is braindead contrarianism.>You know it must really be soul crushing to shill for people that constantly cut you off at the knees by going against your shilling.No, I don’t, but tell me about it.
>>531264607Globalism isn't even debatable anymore. My coffee comes from Brazil. My potstickers come from China. My racecars come from Germany and my video games come from Russia. The future is now old man.
Seems like a 24 hour bombing operation over the past day or so in Iran. Even at this moment in the middle of the day Iran is getting bombed. Qeshm Island is being hit right now.
>>531264512I want a bigger CRT one next to me is almost 30 but smol saw on YouTube someone managed to snag one from a company in Japan like 60 inches
>>531264607I set my sights farther. I am a helioist thus far. >why should it be on the us to restrain another countryWell, I can give a much better rationale than you do for restraining Iran because Israel actually has nuclear weapons and has frustrated American diplomacy for a long time. Congrats, you didn’t even play yourself. I played you.
>>531264746https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114740882500667664
on a side note. why hasn't trump commented on bibi and his disappearence into the shadow realm yet?
>>531263404>trump is John WickVery true, but watch The Baba Yaga at his side.>inb4source
>>531264973holy shit
>>531264930israelisnotourresponsibilityfuck off pagan kike
>>531264986retarded leaf never warn your enemies when theyre making a mistake
>>531265035Then neither is Iran.
>>531264174The great Egyptian civilization that lasted longer than any other in history (the great pyramids were built 3000 years before the fall of Western Rome) was based on growing wheat in the extremely fertile soil of the Nile Valley. The cats became a sacred animal likened to protective deities for keeping rats and mice from spoiling the stored grain. They were true warriors of the realm.
>>531265118so trump should just let iran kill our citizens?fuck off kike PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH
>>531263909We have a new use for illegals.Cannon fodder in the ME.If you are illegal flee while you can.>inb4source
>>531265157They’re killing them now because Trump was dragged into this war by his nose. You can’t find the peace with a microscope.
>>531263004>Iran says its Natanz nuclear facility has been hit in an airstrikeExcuse me, but if this didn't happen till now, what the hell were the first 200,000 bombs dropped on?
>>531265236IRAN ATTACKED US FIRSTTRUMP IS FORCING THEM INTO PEACE BY SHOWING US STRENGTH INSTEAD OF JUST LETTING THEM KILL OUR CITIZENSWHY CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS RETARD?
>>531265056i just need the kikes who wanted me banned to know i know that bibi dead
GOOOOOOOD CATURDAY MORNING!
>>531263909
Thanks to the anon who made the Chuck Norris /ptg/edition. My grandpa would always had reruns of Walker Texas Ranger on when I came over to visit. Great memories of watching that show with him. Chuck was a good guy.
Mornin guys. Did sandy north korea fire any more missiles into the indian ocean
Good Caturday morning, /ptg/...morning twilight is about here, so gonna head out for a comfy Caturday morning walk and have Caturday breakfast later in the early afternoonThe jewish theater continues in Iran and throughout the rest of the ME...I certainly have noticed that Foamboy was accompanying Blimpf yesterday and it appears they're making more appearances together in front of the cameras lately, which leaves the hillbilly jew twisting in the wind...the main thing with me, however, is whether that jew scumfuck fathead Bibi is dead or not...very difficult to tell...I watched him on Trannity on the evening of March 2nd days after the bombings started, and it was obviously a taped appearance he did earlier in the day, but he appeared to still be alive them and I don't think there was any AI chicanery happening with that segmentStill holding out hope I get to see his decapitated head used as a soccer ball by Palestinian children, as /ptg/ is well aware
>>531265334GOOOD MORNING
>>531265273Israel’s terrorism predates Iran’s by decades. That, our approval and even support for such, and the interference in their country is a recipe for hostility. This was avoidable. We should’ve never taken a side in the blood feud, and we should remove ourselves from it immediately.
>>531265459we should always force peace upon those who attack american citizens trump nows that
>>531263666nun
>>531263404Based and true
>>531265413Morning shrimp catcher, so from what I see quickly going through past threads another failure from shills.
>>531265515but if a dindu din do nun den how do a dindu did do nuffin, cuz if a dindu did do nun den a dindu din do what a dindu nuffin do do.
>>531265413>>531265334>>531265151Good meowning
>>531265402>Still holding out hope I get to see his decapitated head used as a soccer ball by Palestinian childrenI think we'd all want that, dweebman. Enjoy your caturday
>>531265692You know it. They were awfully mad.>>531265696Good morning, Saar!
>>531265693duck>>531263404>He’s the one you call to kill the boogey man.This.
>>531263004Chicom state educating its kids America is a weak chickenhawk controlled by a vulturehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As0rplNJTZI
>>531265500This isn’t peace. Diplomacy would’ve been much easier if we were consistent and sanctioned Israel for their nuclear weapons and wanton aggression too.
>>531265696Good morning my lil pal, happy spring
>>531263404You're assuming Iran isn't colluding with Israel. You're assuming forever wars end. It's a scam, and scam artist don't go away when they're successful.
>>531265402oh I wish that Bibi died but I have the same wish that Bibi is impeached by all the other jews after the big bad evil has been defeated.still no hopes on that cus nothing ever happens
>>531265881Gm fren :3 happy spring
>>531265151
Goddamn. This might be the most beautiful explosion this war has produced thus far.https://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/2035319184171696633
>>531265823rooster
>>531265151>>531266131Now *THIS* is how Caturday is to be acknowledged!! Great job
>>531265929I am assuming that.By neutralizing Iran you are neutralizing Israel.There’s a reason why at the end of the world Israel is going to be on the verge of extinction then Christ shows up to bail them out. I think we’re in the beginning stages of that.
>>531266211speaking of roosters, have the bump slaves moved on to other slop, or are they still tryna convince the thread this is vietnam 3000 point oh?lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8ogxQNJF_U
>>531266334
>>531263004>half the country hates him and wants him impeached>pisses off literally all his allies, ruins US global hegemony over western world that it has enjoyed since WW2>Russia and China make fun of him and will take over US spheres of influence across the world as US becomes the new Nazi Germany as no one wants to trade or ally with them, leaving them completely isolated both politically and economically>gives absolute governmental powers to billionaire oligarch sperg who isn't even american himself>maga cultists will defend all this just to "own the libs"What a fucking rideIt will take decades for US to recover it's reputation after this clownIf he isn't stopped soon, we're literally witnessing Fall of Rome in our time
Did anyone see the new video from Pezeshkian? I think dude has been been kidnapped by the IRGC and forced at gunpoint to make that video.
>>531263004Day 22 of hormuz strait closure
>>531266402they'll be back in due time, but for now it's MAGA FUNPOST hours.to be deadass, i've been having a pretty good time, the VA is good, my land and my cats are doing well, my stories are doing very well, and I've got like three new ones but they aren't totally hashed out yet. So for me, trump has been great. I'll vote maga any day before i vote anything else.
>>531263569>>531263220
>>531263404>Trumpstein is destroying israel's enemies so we can save $3B annually rather than just letting israel get destroyed/ptg/ regulars need to get Seth Rich'd
>>531266489>half the country hates him and wants him impeachedComplete lie. More than half the country supports what he is doing >pisses off literally all his alliesWhat allies? The countries that want to drag him into Ukraine but not keep an eye on the straight of Hormuz?With friends like these, who needs enemas?
>>531266568Yay :3 happy for you fren
Trump lost his mojo in iran. Total strategic defeat
Daily reminder Canada choked in world series, got beat in Hockey And by Paralympians owo
Good morning, everyone.
>>531263666nuffin
new baker needed >>531266974meowdy
>>531266568good points all, lol.. Trump's been doing everything i voted for. It's almost uncanny, but i'm rolling with ityay on the stories, springtime's a good time to write in.
>>531267039Thank you for breakfasts outgoing baker.
>>531267039I accidentally clicked restart on my laptop before going to sleep. So many potential ops gone but maybe it’s for the best. Also are the guests still saying i*an is le good despite them able to launch stuff at Diego Gracia?
>>531267039>>531267180Also I got it.
>>531266974ahoy!
>>531263906kots also enjoy politicsThe jews are also busy trying to kill wildlife in Europe.>Aleks, a white tiger, was found by Ukrainian soldiers in a forest. He was emaciated and suffering a number of medical issues.>Lothar, a lynx, was rescued from private owners who could no longer care for him. He was suffering extreme anxiety from gunfire and explosions, causing a rapid decline in his health.>Both big cats were transported from Ukraine to a wildlife sanctuary in the UK.>The rescue was a coordinated effort among conservationists, veterinarians, and global shipping company DHL.
MAGA on the first caturday of spring
I tried booking a trip to Europe for this summer. Plane tickets Prices have doubled since last year. You ruined my vacation drumpftards!!
>>531265151So you're telling me they did it for free? kek
>>531267039NN gm happy tomboy dreams =^•^=
Hello, based department?
>>531265381Just the couple centcom claimed was aimed at diego garcia.
>>531267180Are the shills still expecting Iran to not respond? Are they really dumb enough to think that the counterattack justifies the initiation of the conflict with what is circular “logic”?
>>531264096>Other than Prince Andrew, and that’s a weird one because age of consent in England is 16 and prostitution is legal so I’m not sure him fucking a 17yo prostitute was illegal for him.It wasn't, but he was technically on US soil. He and Lord Mandelsohn were arrested for sharing state secrets with Epstein, not for any of their sexual escapades with him
Basically command and control in Iran is shot to hell. If it looks this chaotic from the outside I imagine it's worse on the ground in Iran.
>>531265693dindu dont do math, only meth
>>531266328you know, i saw that coffee and i looked over just to make sure my coffee didn't magically disappear
>>531267594They dont need leaders they are like Ants. They know what to do without specific orders. They Will all fight to the death. You cannot win.
>>531267734This anime character, mentally insane; that they doing stuff like michael jackson.
>>531267180>shills: iran’s a good boi dindu nuffin just need money for dem programs >also shills: haha they’ll have nukes soon and will destroy every western economy
>>531267774>doing stuff like michael jackson.not ethical policy
>>531267754Who is “all”?The entire population or the people who think they are in control?
>>531267845They have a 1m men army. Good luck taking over with 2000 marine lel
>>531267826How did you get that cat to drink that cup of coffee?
>>531267289>holy shit there's a pajeet on your back elephren!>yes please save me tigger
Europe will be forced to ration gas in about 10 days
>>531267981kekTrump always speaking his mind is fantastic.
>>531267911everybody loves a cup of joe
>>531267289big cats are just ...mouths attached to a bodylol
>>531268072Did BLUMPF do that?
>>531266194Nice kaboom, that dread of waiting for the shockwave to hit haha.
>>531268072Lolle at yurup right now
>>531267754>They know what to do without specific ordersYes, bomb hotels in Dubai
>>531268072
>>531268072the third world is going to face a fertilizer shortage and people are going to starve
>>531268193>>531268193Nuh uh.
>>531268372kek
>>531268371oh no that sucks
>>531268371Doritos are gonna cost 10$ soon.
>>531268371Ain't war hell?
Let's check in on bongland...>Thousands of niggers descended on a Birmingham park for what has become the biggest eid celebration in Europe.>Roads around Small Heath Park were packed as muslims came from all over the midlands to pray together.>The festival marks the ends a month of fasting for ramadan and is a time of togetherness, celebration and community for muslims worldwide to pillage and rape.>>531268072Global warming averted!
>>531268463
>>531268371Sounds like not my problem.
>>531266974Mornin
>>531268630Heya.
>>531268683Pesky kot
>>531266974GM
>>531268749>>531268782
>>531267754Sounds like acceptable terms.
>>531268596i still want one of these as a pet.. a panther would bee fine too
>>531268371Yesterday the evil Iranians bombed 17% of Qatar's LNG capacity and jeets need that LNG to make fertilizer. These Iranians are truly evil and will have millions of starving jeet babies and poopjeetas on their hands. Perhaps India should prove superpower status and come patrol the Strait.
>>531263004why is this thread nothing but christcuck anime trannies blogposting and trolls making fun of them
GOOD MORNING!It took me 3 hours to get through security at Atlanta airport this week.I fucking hate democrats.MAGA!
>>531268858Democrats are why I never leave the house anymore. They are actually batshit crazy. Cutting off their gentiles and flooding the country with immigrants.
>>531268847>christcucksay that on bunday see what happens
>>531268072how can a single man win so much???
>>531263004AWOOO if you stand with Israel and love jews as much as Trump does.AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!MAGA!
https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2035326118098518161https://files.catbox.moe/dtybaa.mp4
>>531268843Everyone does at some point.
>>531267892How much is left after the bombing?How will they withstand the weapon we unleashed taking Maduro?
>>531267981Some people just can't play to the joke
Extreme maga, extreme kotting
>>531268847It's weird how there's a certain personality type that falls for all of the most obvious jewish controlled opposition scams and can never be convinced their beliefs pose zero threat to ZOG or jewry
>>531268072>>531268371...so the third world is about to be culled and Europe will be put on their knees.Pray tell, what are the distinct pains going to be for us?
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>>531268970Why did the jews vote for Kambabla?
>>531268970https://youtube.com/shorts/6tO1yq91WMk
>>531269086
>>531268991yeah.. there's actual ones in my woods.. i've never come across the random lost baby one though so they must guard those pretty well
>>531268946Just two weeks to Easter!
>>531268978So we won? Very nice!
>>531269133But wait, groypers and others who argue in bad faith tell me that Trump promised not to make war on Iran. How could Trump have explicitly and publicly said the opposite of what groypers and others who argue in bad faith tell me that he promised?
hey niggers whats this about jd being distant on the war disassociating? He appeared a lot recently near pete and trump and answered questions denying such a stance, so is it a leftie talking point?
>>531268371Specifically, the Middle East/North Africa (MENA), China, and Brazil get fucked by chemical fertilizer shortage. They use third world farming techniques which destroy their topsoil resulting in complete dependence on chemical fertilizers and none of them produce all the NPK triad themselves. Pakistan and Egypt are the countries to watch first for famine, especially because they both have serious water issues, Egypt coming close to war on Ethiopia multiple times in the past few years over damming the Nile and severely reducing the flow which reaches Egypt. The US is self-sufficient in NPK fertilizer production and, being first world, we and the Yuropoors are less reliant on it. Furthermore any third world country which is entirely reliant on food imports (and that's a lot of them, Sri Lanka, the Gulf States, Singapore, etc ) will get disproportionately fucked by rising agricultural export prices. Famine, energy and water shortages, is a recipe for conflict within and between shitholes. Total Turd World Death imminent
>>531269474people still do not hate the lying commie press nearly enough
>>531269474Vance has his own job to do: he's now the Fraud Czar, and doing a good job of catching fraud means exposing and prosecuting Democrats going in a midterm election year. That's every bit as important politically.
>>531268371the third world looked the gift horse in the mouth from my vantage point.fafo will continue until moral improves.
>>531268847>and trolls making fun of themDo you really think those schizos are accomplishing anything above making background noise?
GOOD MORNINGwassup, monica?
>>531268858Elon offered to pay the TSA workers who the dems are refusing to fund
>>531269099>be kikes>know the (((GOP))) is better for israel than the Dems>also know they can't be that openly bloodthirsty and zionist or they'll get themselves gassedImagine jews looking at you and thinking you need to cool it with the pro-semitic remarks lol. Israeli jews on the other hand don't care about the optics and backed Trump by a larger margin than American jews backed cumallah.
>>531269589neat perspective, will be watching.
>>531269589>the Yuropoors are less reliant on it.Remember, it's not enough to starve the MENA if you don't also purge all the Muslims out of Yuropooria. Otherwise Yuropooria just becomes part of MENA in the future.
>>531269634of course, so there is no issue or distancing from him? this fucking faggot tucker is just yapping in his stupid ass sponsored ad riddled podcast he hid behind a fucking paywall? I hope israel keeps sabotaging his business.
>>531269693That's very interesting! So you're saying I should have aligned with the jews and voted for Kamala? That's a great point! I've never thought of it that way before.
>>531269761>>531269690>>531269683>>531269669>>531269645Is anyone else feeling kind of embarrassed about voting Trump?
>>531269589Don't forget the jeets. If they don't get enough LNG to make urea by June their rice crops will fail and they will have nothing to go with the cow feces.
>>531269840Dilation accepted you fucking weirdo.
>>531269956>Dilation accepted you fucking weirdo.
>>531268843As someone who spends a lot of time in the mountainous regions, I am both terrified of these and I also want to give it a good scratch behind the ears
>>531269896no
>>531269813Letting him focus on domestic corruption is the distancing: not everyone in the administration needs to be opining on every issue. A state functions more effectively if different parts of the state concentrate on executing within their domains, and Vance has been given domestic corruption (=prosecuting Democrats) so that he doesn't have to think about war. Likewise Rubio is tasked with purging communism from the New World.
>>531269797Zognald can't even purge the shitskins out of the US; how do you think he'll fix Europe's demographics? Which are still much better than ours btw.
>>531270017Nice selfie!
Reminder that I am baking. Worry not and be just.
>>531270060Europe's demographics aren't America's to fix. Europe needs to wake the fuck up, and Trump is doing that by exposing the EU's absolute inability to project power to Hormuz.
>>531269896>m.jpghumiliating
>>531270017wow, that looks strikingly like YQ8x3yEh!>>531270151What kind of breakfast pie is there to bake?
>>531270125I don't think you understand how this works. You're saying you'd prefer Kambabla, which makes you a troon and/or brown.
>>531270021house cats are basically tiny mountain lions, loliirc those and panthers purr like housecats.. so there's also that
>>531270229Real men eat quiche.
>>531270229I'm not awake enough for a pie.
>>531270052>Rubio is tasked with purging communism from the New Worldbased1/4 donecuba, canada, and greenland nextmexico will fall in line and brazil will be begging us for fertilizer in a week
>>531270233Nice selfie! Post another.
>>531269840This inability for you assclowns to acknowledge any of the bullshit about the gay old party or have any kind of expectation that they serve you instead of jews is exactly why nobody is going to give a shit when you lose the midterms. We won't vote dem, we just won't show up for your team. Sorry!
>>531270021round ears, forbidden scritches
>>531269073>Pray tell, what are the distinct pains going to be for us?Going forward, pretty much from this point through the rest of the century, these kinds of global disasters will cause mass death for brown people and a minor inconvenience for us. As the death-throes of globalism intensify, we will be incentivised more and more strongly to pursue hemispheric autarky by restoring and near-shoring basically everything we consume, which will gradually lessen the inconvenience of global catastrophes and conflicts. This stage of American history is our Byzantine phase, when we can descend from our City on the Hill to blow up whoever we want and take whatever we want and then go back inside the Golden Dome and be untouchable by the barbarians. Peace and Prosperity throughout the hemisphere combined with cratering Latin American birth rates will basically solve the Hispanic Problem and set them up as our permanent Fœderati to the south, presumably ruled by descendants of Marco rubio and javiar millei. From this insulated geopolitical position, as the last first world country on earth, we will then enjoy at least a century of unchallenged space dominance allowing us to take ownership of the system while everyone else is too poor and starving to even pretend to compete. This will allow us to become the interplanetary equivalent of the British Empire, and give us the option to take off and nuke them from orbit if the brown barbarians ever regroup and overwhelm Fortress America
>>531270430I think Colombia is going to be in there somewhere too. The SDNY is looking into charging Gustavo Petro the same way it did Nicolas Maduro.
>>531270333QUICHE EATER ALERT>QUICHE EATER ALERThttps://www.usm.uni-muenchen.de/~hoffmann/roff/tmp/rpdup.pdf
>>531270333>quicheAlso an acceptable and delicious Caturday breakfast! Now, brew Caturday covfefe, /ptg/
>>531270639> Now, brew Caturday covfefe, /ptg/But, I already have. Are you saying that I should drink a second cup of covfefe? Should I drink TWO CUPS?
>Real kots butchering a quiche eating kot, 1968 (colourised)
>>531270477That's devastating Anon. I guess I should have voted for Kambabla so I'd have your support right now.
>why won’t you support the GOP after watching trump continuously break every single campaign promise and enact policies that only seem to benefit his family and his elite friends?!I’m just not gonna vote is all. Fuck you boomers I hope whoever comes in to office next makes your lives particularly hellish.
>>531270333wow that feels like a blast from the past>>531270595oh no!
>Quiche eating bundo takes a walk, gets CRUSHED by a simple fence like a true quiche eater (weak!)
Its pronounced "cich-uh"
>>531270718No, a whole pot
>>531270889its pronounced key-sh, I think
>>531270834>posts another selfie like he was ordered toGood bitch. Post another.>>531270846This.
>>531269474>so is it a leftie talking point?Yes, much like when the leaker resigned suddenly every leftard started saying that Tulsi has been fired. They want Trump as isolated and surrounded by backstabbers as he was in his first term so they desperately try to manufactur infighting and drama, and they play on the precedent set by the 1.0 backstabbers to convince people it's playing out the same way in 2.0. The enemy definitely do not have the kind of infiltration they did last time, but I think they're also being more cautious with the few sleeper assets they have, such as (for example) by spying on the admin but not announcing they're doing it by leaking to the MSM,Al at least not immediately
>>531270930you're a key-sh
uh, inb4 Good morning frens (GM.gif)?>>531270961Come on man, I really don't need that right now...
>>531270846there there, it's gonna be ok sweetie
>>531270930>>531270961This is a kot-approved quiche, right here...I like mine with plenty of spinach
Good morning, MAGA. It's not too late to repent and turn to Jesus
>>531270229Pumpkin or Apple after Thanksgiving.>>531270333kekMy Dad had that book.
>>531269589I love turd world famines.
>>531271111MAGA is the most Christian movement of the past 100 years
>>531270991kekthere's always time to say nigger>>531271069but would popeye approve?
>>531271133Surely blueberry is the most appropriate pie for Spring
>>531270889It’s kyche!!!
>>531270846>I’m just not gonna vote is all.NOOOOO PLEASE!!If you don't vote at all how will Kambabala win in 2028? We need all 15 groypers who are US citizens and 18+ to vote for Democrats! You can't just stay home or Drumpf and the GOP will get away with it again!!!
>>531271240It's not too late MAGA. Repent and return to Jesus
>>531271287That's good to, had blueberry muffins the other day.Good thing about America being an ocean away from everyone is being self sufficient in wars/famine etc.
doro bro you there?
>>531271353There’s tens of millions of America first patriots who will vote straight ticket democrat in November as a direct result of another regime change war.I hope it was worth it. No more foreign wars.
>>531271395it makes it so that letting them kill each other in their own foreign shitholes.. remains a valid option, forever!
Uh oh lads, Chris Chan jumped on the Cameo trainhttps://x.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/2034643254906429595>>531271500he'll probably arrive in an hour
>>531271353Why are you posting here at your age? Go do something with your midlife crisis you lonely loser.
>>531263004Ok I did the math. Based on Napoleon’s calculations on the excavation rate of Caesar’s legions (17k cubic yards per legion per day), a strait of the same width and depth as the Suez Canal could be dug from Dubai to the open ocean by 10 legions in 10 years. Let’s get digging.
>>531271512lol no they won't, that's a cope pipe dream
>>531271512>America first patriots>vote straight ticket democratSo, Spic de la Fuentes and the unwashed hordes of multi-ethnic White supremacy? Why would anyone care what some angry, gay little catboy-fondler thinks?
>>531271512>tens of millions of America firstAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>531271642okay
>>531271512Lol, they just aren't gonna vote. Ill vote state but leaving federal blank
>>531271512
>>531271512>There’s tens of millions of America first patriots who will vote straight ticket democrat in November>i will vote for people hellbent on destruction of America because of some irrelevant war overseas>im America first you see!!Nick the Spic mind at its finest, marvel at it people.
>531271512I doubt you did the math jeet.
>>531270846>1pbtid>>531271512>1pbtid>>531271949>1pbtidvery organic
>>531272211>1 dilation by this tranny
>iran getting bombed and shit>meanwhile in america chad got stacy arrested at the club for being a bitchWinning!https://x.com/Kick_Champ/status/2034843108119077318?s=20
>>531272157how did you find my account?
>>531272263good morning DTS how's the death threats today
>>531271512Yes, thank god. I for one have had enough of Drumpf's oppression of trans and brown people. We're the silent majority now!
>>531271512I can imagine this being nick straight up.Pure narrated importance influence and magnitude.Nick fuentes would be a fired court jester in medieval times, spending his days in taverns talking about the Peasant First movement to people who think he's funny at most.Instead of networking, standing by Trump, and assimilating like he tells people to, he elects to go to obscure retard podcasts and waste away at Rumble lol.
>>531272312welcome to pol, lol
Wait... if its so easy why are you unable to do it?
Repent, MAGA, and return to JesusRepentance, derived from the Greek metanoia, means changing your mind and turning away from sin to follow Jesus Christ, resulting in sins being forgiven and "times of refreshing" (Acts 3:19). It is a decisive, heartfelt turn toward God that produces a change in action and direction
>>531272327>2 dilations by this trannyMay I see these alleged death threats? The estrogen has you acting dramatic.
Winning bigly
>>531272391As long as parts of the world rely on middle east oil we'll be forever entangled in their nigger politics.
>>531272428lazy fake. They are fucking up enough we dont need to post fake shit
>>531272132>>531272391nick the spic is just a safe edgy pressure value so globohomo can use him as an excuse to exist.
>muhhand muhajjn muabi isa ail gaib from "norway" clocked inUh oh, watch our for endless attention seeking dishonesty!
>>531272466sorry to hear that, hope your day improves
>>531272541True enough i just find the greenland addition hillarious
>>531272428Funny. The US can’t beat anyone in war. This Iran debacle proves it. Why would he need more territory? Probably just to secure more cash for his Jewish friends.
>>531272576Cuba is having riots right now I believe
>>531272428Europe shouldn't get a single penny and we should close all US bases there.Maybe this Iran thing is an excuse for defunding NATO?
>>531272522Worse: the nigger-politics of the mideast are being exported to the developing world in the form of "global south" third-worldism and to civilization in the form of the Green party and Muslim migration. Starmer is now constrained in his action by Muslim opinion.
THE END IS HERE
>>531272576Ah the brazil cuck who simps for an isolationist usa and the destruction of their petrodollar>>531272669I fully agree, your security guarantees are worthless and has been ever since trump put them into doubt
>>531272666No it's fine now that lots of streamers have arrived to explain how great Communism is.
>>531272698>>531272698>>531272698New thread>>531272698>>531272698>>531272698Go now
>>531272666No power and water will do that, checked.
>>531272593That's another dilation!
>>531272609wdym? we won in Iran.
>>5312630044chan is the arbiter of the Mandate of Heaven in the west. Trump has lost 4chanTrump has lost the Mandate of Heaven. He will be cursed from here on out.
