I look like that and talk like that but I haven't had a stroke
Tooth status? https://youtu.be/3V2sUtm2nLc
>>531263077Asmongold is using Kabbalah to drain his life energy. Penguinz0 is next
>>531263077A fine representation of libertarianism.
>>531263077SUFFAH STYX WOAAAAHHHHHH BUDDDDDYYYY
Watch LiquidZulu
>>531263077The only thing that will heal his stroke is free gaming laptops.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
>>531263077He looks like a typical Yankee.
>>531263353I actually used to think they were cousins
>>531263255HES GAYHES A BUM PIRATEHE HAD A STROKE
>>531263077I’ve hadeth a stroketh half a year ago and I’m in my late twenties.I can still do the captcha at least
Even though he's a satanist and lolbert I can't hate the guy.Pray for styx.
>>531263972vax status?
don't worship demons, you fags
>>531263077Does anyone actually believe this?Faking medical problems for sympathy like Metokur.
>>531263077Based how old is he
>>531263077I SAY JESUSYOU SAY SORRY
>>531263077Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
It's his own fault. He didn't eat enough chicken soup.
>>531264424>>531264486yeah. one of many.lots of youtubers are faking illnesses to con their fans out of money.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7XYzVXXjcgstop giving money to millionaire youtubers for fucks sakes...
>>531263159depeche mode wants their song back
Did he really have a stronk?
>a stroke has taken away my ability to read gay esoteric lit>but i can still write long retarded tweets, in an identical style to my old long retarded tweets>in fact, i write better and my vocabulary is wider
