Texan here. During my morning walk I was passing the cattle yard when I overheard a few of my ranch hands discussing the election with one of the Old Buckaroos, Black Bart. Black Bart was watching the sunrise while sucking on some dip when he turned to face them with a glint in his eye. “Ya know, Oakland Kam ain’t so bad. Jobs ar’ up. ‘Flation goin’ down. I reckon she ain't such a soiled dove after all.”I expected a snort, maybe even a guffaw. But as I watched their faces I saw smirks of approval. Cowpuncher Johnny Ringo was the first to speak. “Ya know, I wa’ thinkin’ tha same thing boss. Bout time ‘Merica had a Brat in Chief.” Before I knew the ranch hands they were whooping and hollering like Kansas City faggots, so loud Bessie the cook started clanging her pans together to get the boys to settle down. “Settle down y’all. November ain’t fer another few weeks. Now git in ‘ere n’ ‘ave some vittles.Everybody was laughing, shaking hands, and clapping each other on the back. I swear, even the Angus cattle seemed to nodding their heads. The Rio Grande might be running deep red today, but you can bet your hat it runs blue come November.
>>531263694I have the same experience. Most republicans I know (friends, coworkers, neighbours) have all told me they regret voting for Trump. He promised lower egg prices, and instead got us into a trade war with our allies, women's and LGBTQ+ rights abolished, a billionaire has seized control of private citizen's data and federal funds, our military is about to invade Gaza (so much for no new wars lel), he's appointed literal traitors to his cabinet, armed ICE agents are raiding schools and children's hospitals, and EGG PRICES HAVENT GONE DOWN.I know it's hard to admit you're wrong, but Trump is literally one of the biggest mistakes in American history.
>>531263694this story convinced me to vote blue.
>>531263694You left out the part where Boss Hog finally managed to get the moonshine into Hazzard County for his granny's birthday party, but he ended up paying a pretty penny for it, thanks to them ol' Duke boys.
>>531264171I ran out of convincing southern colloquialisms to tell that story
>>531263694I hope kamala runs again because I voted for Kamala last time.
Liberals are gonna to rename the state from Texas to Taxes
>>531264458Rename Texas to Tejas
