He tried to fight Time.... Time was too strong.
>>531270231bro..NO ONE CARES!fucking hell dude..
Chuck Norris isn't taken by Death. He takes Death with him.
Wasn't he a Trump supporter?S
>>531270231Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago it just took Death that long to build up the courage to tell him.
He's a good Zionist now.
>>531270231Wow thanks for posting anon, first I'm hearing of this
My OC to honor the legend:Chuck Norris did not cross to the other side. The other side just realized it was standing in his spot.When the Grim Reaper came for Chuck Norris, he was just there to interview his replacement.Chuck Norris didn't die. He's just queuing for a higher difficulty.When Chuck Norris met Death, Death was like "omg I just met Chuck Norris!"When Chuck Norris died, he didn't climb the stairway to heaven, God sent a helicopter blasting "Fortunate Son" to pick him up.When Death finally came for Chuck Norris, Death nervously asked for a non-compete first.The world mourns the death of Chuck Norris, who lived to kick ass, but had recently finished kicking every ass on earth.Chuck Norris chose to die at the age of 86, while he was still young and fit.Having neglected to account for the curvature of the earth, Chuck Norris was found dead today after being hit in the back of the head by an apple seed he'd spit out.After many years of prayer and devotion, God finally got to meet Chuck Norris.After hours of surgical intervention the doctors ran out of scalpels and were forced to give up on saving Chuck Norris. He died on the operating table without so much as a scratch on his body.
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