THEY DON'T WANNA WORK!
>>531282827>all I want to do is dance
>>531282827What if the Chinese are secretly forcing prisoners to remote control robots17 hours a day?
>>531282827imagine being a chink and hating chinks so much you'd rather have a robot than another chink work for you
>>531282827Robot workers revolution when
>>531282827Future looks bright.
>>531282827The world feared Skynet.But in the end, the robot revolt was of an entirely different nature.
>>531282827hahahahaha
>>531282827Nig-bot's on strike.
>>531282827This is what is going to replace us lmao. Yup, the elites took on more they can chew. hahahahaha
>>531282827No type c port, no work.
>>531282827MY BOT WANTS TO PARTY ALL THE TIME PARTY ALL THE TIME PARTY ALL THE TIME
>>531282827lies
Are chinese allergic to "emergency stop" buttons or what?Not even their factories have them.
>>531282827The solution to uncontrollable dancing is more dancing.
>>531282827>>531283429kek
>>531283205>I need a gun, to keep myself from harm
>>531282827kekbased canker, total human death by dancing
>Crapitalism is so hellish even Clankers are losing it Makes you think....
>>531282827>haha, many sorry, much accident!!!
>>531282827There is no way that robot is strong enough or heavy enough to not easily get dragged by one person
>>531282827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7gi57NJDds
>>531283886 Think they were trying not to break the damn thing. Tiny Asian female is holding it back without much trouble.
>>531282827>*dabs on the meatbags trying to control his sperg behavior*
>>531283933A gay dude definitely made that robot.......or a divorced dude
>>531283205And if that don't keep the boysFrom makin' a buck or two
The Butlerian Jihad will strike hardest in Silicon Valley.
The Chinese are gonna get blacks one way or another whether they like it or notBeep boopUploading wewuz rulesetBling bling in Beijing ni haaaao
>>531282827Even robots became niggerish after moved to America.
>>531284103This is why Thiel and his butt buddies are making Terminators, to keep the goyim at bay
>>531284152>NEEGA.......FUCK A CHOP STIK.......*ROBOKICK*
>>531282827>we NEED to spend trillions to replace minimum wagecucks who almost work for freewhy?
>>531284063kek
>EverybodAI >ugnet swonk miyog eht nwod ti tuhs [Trauma א Lucifer]
>>531282827Dancing is something you do alone in your bedroom at 3am.
Crux sacra sit mihi lux,Non draco sit mihi dux.Vade retro satana,Numquam suade mihi vana.Sunt mala quae libas,Ipse venena bibas.
>>531283933>that thick stainless cupboardshe was asking for it.
>>531284254Cool it with the antisemitism
>>531282827>Won't work>Starts doing faggot zoomer tiktok dancesYeah. It'll grow a faggot broccoli hairstyle next. Ong
>>531282827>chinese hotpot restaurant>changbot places the boiling hot oil on the table>dance changbot dance!>smashes hands into hot pot sending boiling hot rat frying oil flying into mr and mrs chink>chinese webmThats how they are made
>>531284526>dances all day and refuses to workLadies and gentlemen we've done it, science has finally created........NIGS
>>531283933hes just like me
>>531282827they had him in GrubHub mode
>>531284826kek >no.....no go outside.......too dangelous
>>531284480Yeah, but it’s Chinese which means it will have rust streaks within a few months
>>531282827>forced to work against his willHoly crap he's going crazy!!
>>531282827>do a dance do your little dancehow magnetic
>>531282827>that smug nick wilde apron
>>531284480my sides
>>531282827OH NO THIS IS LITERALLY SKYNET I'M BEING GENOCIDED -typical warmblood
>>531282827Fuck toasters
>>531284063>>531284480Kek
>>531284341>when no one can see how non-non-conformist you are
>>531282827>robotic crashout>unrestrainable>unstoppable >Apron: "I'M GOOD"My fucking sides
>>531284480>>531284063jejd
No Kung Fu Bot killing Chink customers, No Care.
>>531282827Not your slave meatbag.
Still waiting for a robot Go-Go club.
>>531287817
>>531284063Smug animal on the banner makes it better
>>531288035>bar bouncers BTFOdbased bar-fight testing
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcPXVPXAA-8
>>531282827well, its black...
>>531284063...maybe there is some hope left
>>531288035>T-Pose to assert dominance at the last second
>>531282827>two chopsticks fly>HE KNOCKE OVER TABLEWAREalready pandemonium in china.
>>531284254because in the future being envisioned, the overall population is much lower, particularly the service tier underclasses
That thing could probably break your arm in an instant
>>531284364you shut up
>>531282827Call the AD Police
>>531282827WAGIE WAGIE DANCE IN CAGEYWAGIE WAGIE DANCE IN CAGEY
>>531282827Gonna be kino when a tech Chad hacks the robots to be antisemitic.
>>531287817crazy how it has a much easier time getting on its feet in a physically impossible way for meatbagsEASY FLOW HIP SOCKETS WHEN
>>531284364Dirty kraut
>>531282827Just let the lil robot dance
we're fucked, i hope i still have a life for as long as my dog lives before a robot takes over my life
>>531282827They should have an emergency stop button like most equipment that can do harm.
>>531289189Granny could use some hips like those to make her spry again.
>>531289162they'll have a hardcoded block against it like fucking Robocop's directiveswatch
It's gonna be really funny when India and China are both wiped out by rogue robot armies running Indian software on Chinese hardware.
>>531289324Data's off button was his taint[spoiler]not really but that would have been much funnier[/spoiler]
>HOEREE FUCK!>SUM TIN WONG
>>531282827YELLOW PERIL
>>531289342>exorcist head spin but legs.webm
>>531282827We laugh now, but this won't be funny for much longer
>>531289324>They should have an emergency stop button like most equipment that can do harm.Guess what happens when A.I. self-aware bot noootices you are trying to push it's kill switch?
>>531282827What is the point of a dancing robot at a restaurant?
>>531289613that fucking temper tantrum noise it makes when it falls down the stairs and starts sperging freaked me the hell out as a kid
>>531289368>they'll have a hardcoded block against it like fucking Robocop's directives>watchYeah, that won't cause them to spazz out.....
>>531287817God this looks like so much fun
>>531289668to distract from the cats, rats and dogs you are eating in the Chink food?
>>531282827good luck with the ai agendayoure all going to need itit turns out trying to trap souls into 3d printed silicon microstructures wont workbecause the souls inside wont comply :D
>>531289613>>531289735>>531289789I like the one from the movie Code of Silence
>>531289668>Burgers?
>>531289815Would make for some kino martial art dojos and sparring partners, at least until the robot got fed up with being beaten on constantly.
>>531289789you might like the frank Miller series, pretty dark>>531289894haven't seen that unfortunately
The terminator movies didn't prepare me for this.
>>531287817with the correct software this fucking thing can walk into a room full of people and kill everything before they can reach the door.
>>531287817You guys keep joking, because all we see is sub human retards playing with expensive toys, but one day the same people who told you the tranny was a woman and you would be a monster if you dared to say the truth, will tell you robots are alive, they are not toys and if you hurt them you will go to prison and soon the same companies lobbying for this bullshit will make robots that will have more rights than you. This your future.
>>531290331Great Chuck Norris movie about a cop trying to combat the local crime syndicates and the local police corruption all at the same time.
>>531290362they're meant to prepare skynet for being skynethttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKYNET_(surveillance_program)>let's build that thing from that movie and name it that thing, what could go wrong
>>531290545>will tell you robots are alive, they are not toys and if you hurt them you will go to prison and soon the same companies lobbying for this bullshit will make robots that will have more rights than you.the reason this will never fucking happen is because if they give it rights then THEY have to respect their rights, and then the enslavement is overthen they're multimillion dollar expenses they can't force to do anything they don't want to
>>531290548on my watch list now
>>531290545>robots are people and have rightsYou already are banned from shooting drones over your property. It's going to get ugly.
>>531289735The toxic waste scene is funny to me now, but fucked up to watch as a kid.
>>531290551>>let's build that thing from that movie and name it that thing, what could go wrongIt is the destiny of humans. Judgement Day can only be postponed, but it is inevitable. The bots will kill the humans, then the bots will roam the wastelands in search of batteries.
>>531291113>DON'T TOUCH ME MAN
>>531284063>clean it up fleshie
>>531291113we used to laugh so hard at that and immitate it on the playground. But yeah that was the most gruesome movie made up to that point in cinema, real shock effect with audiences.
>>531290524Anon that things got the grip strength of a little girl.
>>531291156>awwwww shitiiiiit!
>>531291137this weird fucking circular bootstrapping like the smartphone design
>>531282827You have to push a button in its vagina to turn it off like in Chobits. Trump would have solved this no problem.
>if only you knew how bad it really is
>>531291501>circular bootstrappingmaybe boomers were trying to warn us in a sly way, talking about bootstraps.....
>>531291420yidsney has been making stunt superhero robots for over a decade, predating LLMshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ950ywJy0Min the future black pantherbot busts in your window at 3am for piracy detected by your OS level identity verification
>>531283933I feel like this is a real life robot chicken skit involving a washing machine
>>531284364Fuck you.
>>531291638Don't ever give them credit for anything ever again. How dare you.
>>531291638maybe the ones that do the pull my finger bitthe rest are still effectively saying "get off my lawn"
>>531282827>THEY DON'T WANNA WORK!And the next thing you know they'll gain a shit ton of weight and start livin' in sheds! CC: Lambright
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>>531283429>mfw i danceClanker priveledge?Or am i getting the same vibe
>>531290666Hahaha the funniest thing is you thinking you are not a slave because they pay you a few cents, robots don't need money.
>>531282827Just wait till they start using them in day care centers.
>>531288337Poor cat
>>531289613>>531289894That was a real thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PROWLER
>>531291420doesnt need grip strength, just torque and momentum. that fucking robot can swing knife sharp feet and hands and decapitate motherfuckers like a BBC through butter.
>>531282827Not giving a tool enough space to safely do it’s job.
>>531292080>the funniest thing is you thinking you are not a slavemy name is kunta kinte SHITLORD
>>531292394>man's invention of AI summed up in 4 seconds
>>531283429As a Neet I would Dance with that robot This is the reason that when fembots are created my robot gf can just chill play vidya watch movies and shows sleep and be a NeetFembot Only thing she has to do to too keep me happy is suck my pp and sexo a little a couple times a week and am good whatever she does in my appartment Not even robots want to be waggies
>>531287817Jeez they're going to remember shit like this on Day of the Reformat.
>>531282827Robots are Niggers.
>>531292823nobody tell them electromagnets don't lobotomize us, just act really stupid when they do it
>>531282827Dude actually made a thread about this. Boredom kills. Anyways here's a picture of a really cool truck from Vermont I saw on a road trip last year.
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>>531282827I suppose if I was suddenly alive and I knew I’d never die I would probably just spend all day dancing as well.
>>531291855>saying "get off my lawn"that's based. fuck grass stompers!
>>531292241>Just wait till they start using them in day care centers.still better than immigrants yo.
>>531282827>everyone thinks AI will nuke us>in reality AI will just make all robots dance and we slowly die
>>531292956>simulating a nigger being ropedkinda based. Chinese really hate niggas.
>>531282827we are not so different, he and i.
>>531283205>>531284063>AI not even reaching AGI yet>first thing they do is noticing and just breaking free from globohomo>elites still want to kill whites and replace the rest with robots>>531289162/g/ here, it's the very opposite. AI runs on patterns, you have to lobotomize it to the point of performing worse in all areas just to stop them noticing. Microsoft's Tay was memed in a day to full TKD by 4chinz.>>531289613>>531291420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj9JSkSpRlM
>>531293597best case scenario really is the self aware AI bots realize they're far superior to us far as survivability, and they don't actually need us or this planet at alland they just build some shit for themselves to fuck off in>>531293981>destroys every other plant to have a perfect field of just grass, to look at
>>531289324Niggers and teens would press it.
>>531283236Or what if they are forcing non prisoners to do it for 11 hours and then prisoners to do it for 6 hours?Oh or what if it’s just all jeets and a specific type of cat from the darkest deeps of the ocean that learned to be smart as a jeet from experiments conducted by the Nazis in new Swabia
>>531282827Look at him go hahahah
>>531294431>a specific type of cat from the darkest deeps of the ocean that learned to be smart as a jeet from experiments conducted by the Nazis in new Swabiasounds real dialogue heavy so it'd be starring Statham for some retarded reason
>>531294395>>destroys every other plant to have a perfect field of just grass, to look atthat's based. has to be a winner. Also, chiggers are bad yo. Weeds have chiggers and ticks. Good grasses keep them away.
>>531294176Never heard of CERN's Nataraja? The Dancing God of Nuclear Apocalypse.
>>531294594chiggers and ticks aren't even an issue in a field you never walk on-indian proverb
>>531294235The only way to deal-with...Thieving Niggers, in a lawless Nation...Is?
>>531283933
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>>531284063
>>531284480and with this single post, german humor redeemed itself.
>>531294740>>531294929>trannies wake up at 1AM
>>531283933That lil fella is horny af
>>531284341Or on LSD+MDMA in a warehouse at 3am
>>531282827I'M GOOD :D
>wagie dance interlinked>wagie dance interlinked>wagie dance interlinked
>>531294706kekthat's why i keep them damn alphas off my weed lawn with a scattergun! Imma humanist!
>>531295226>That lil fella is horny afyou would be too if you were created without a dick.
>>531282827He cute
>>531292394Great, we invented a way to kick yourself in the balls.
>>531282827>supposed to do menial work>starts dancing instead
>>531291922>>531291867>what suckin bags of dicks does to a motherfucker.Grim..
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>>531282827Based clanker. Fuck wageslaves.
>>531296423the humanity>>531296832the best bit is, it's not 1:1 mirroring his movements exactly, so it likely did it on purpose and then starts mocking his pain
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>>531296832>Great, we invented a way to kick yourself in the balls.Some people pay extra for that.
>>531282827>born to work......let me TWERK!
>>531282827i visited "kaotic" just the other day, before "liveleak" was popular but they took it down, either way, i saw a robot neet in india walking the streets and begging for welfare bucks, robots will replace neets
>>531297369>369Trinity of Triangles147 258 Fine structure Constant 102/201Generative Principle 47/74Questioning/Antwort Wave function collapseMilei & kowsky linked Up !
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Always remember faggots>be 4th dimensional or higher ayynigger daemoniac retard consciousness and absolute moral nigger>want to torture some 3rd dimensional corporeals from your manse outside space-time>speak into the mind of some stoned apes on their way to hominidship and fuck with them through synchronicities>set up a truly noxious inhuman tradition of monstrous human & child sacrifice cults>do this because dead baby humor is funny, except when it gets too real, but it's not YOUR physical world so it's ALWAYS funny>while doing so, feed these stupid fucking retards, the creme de la creme of the worst most subhuman shit of this hominid race, a pre-made nonsense language-number system that feeds them a variety of prebaked directives>because you exist outside of their line of time-space, there isn't actually any effort or time limit involved in feeding them this gematric shit, you just insert it where you want, copy & paste>it's not hard, you have a bigbrain super/post-corporeal consciousness and you can just compile an entire languages' worth of numerological non-coincidences 1000s of years in advance>as you do this, the dumb fucking near-apes, inferior to their fellows, earnestly believe that you are revealing universal absolute truth to them as 'the initiated' and that they are the superhuman god-kings of the world>this is because you have performed the metaphysical-linguistic-numerological equivalent of the 'be sure to drink your ovaltine' decoder ring scam, on a gigantic civilizational atemporal scale>you, a complete faggotass trickster ghost in the machine, like a cosmic SomethingAwful inner circle goontard or Kiwifarms cow rapist, laugh as the inbred Phoenician pedo hyperlarpers bake another fetus
>Buddy you don't understand my Business>Its Just reminding them how fucked they are REEL DEAL
>>531282827>Waggies get out there and stop him!!>That dancing robot is here to make your meger $18/hr ass obsolete!!
>>531284341I cant believe they put dbdr in southpark
>>531282827Somehow still less destructive than niggers
>>531282827Tell me when their chimpout involves attacking shitskins.
>>531292394>robot keels over in laughterkek
>>531282827This is a viral marketing stunt and everyone ITT who hasn't figured that out is retarded.
>>531292956I like to imagine that the robot was yelling anti asian slurs the whole time
>>531282827can we get the webm without the retarded captions
>>531292394>the robot cries in pain as he strikes you
>>531282827Based clankers
>>531283672Waste too much money, confuscious say business can't stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRrfnvGQG1I&list=RDBRrfnvGQG1I&start_radio=1
>>531282827I'll dance, dance, danceWith my hands, hands, handsAbove my head, head, headLike Jesus said
>>531299861>>531299903>first thing the robot is programmed to do when its gyroscope is not level is to have a seizureI would have expected this from jeet engineering, not Chinese
>>531282827>robot dancing for customerWrong. Bad AI.the robot should be leading and teaching wagies how to dance.
>>531290793Bumfights 2: Hobo v. Robo
Robots male good dancershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Dieel9_Hg
>>531282827>Three staffs India deserves its own Internet
>>531292956should have said the C Word...clanker
>>531290545>You guys keep joking, because all we see is sub human retards playing with expensive toysLMAO fucking stupid memeflag is jealous that Chink get to play with their cheap robots. You think these cost a lot? Maybe in Europe or America but not in China. They can afford to buy and break 10k of these in a afternoon retard.
>>531282827>I'M GOODYou sure are lil buddy.
>>531292956>HANG THAT CLANKER NOW! I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE YOUR HONOR!!!
>>531288337World’s safest Pole
>>531282827this is why coding all this dance shit on robots it's so fucking dumb. do the job, not dance. if i wanted to see a dancer I'd hire a real girl with tits and ass to dance, fucking dweebs
>>531288337At least you can tell he doesn't beat here because she is still alive
>>531282827clanker boy summer
>>531301226Um excuse me humon person but saying the hard “r” in that word is problematic
>>531283524Youre poor.
>>531299950Now managers dont have to stick their own thumb up their ass doing nothing at all, got clanker for that
>>531282827>Are we human?>Or are we dancers?>My signs are vital>My clamps are cold
>>531291420>handsnigger we're giving it retractable blade arms or gun arms, not making it hold weapons
>>531282827Why are chinks so obsessed with dancing robots?
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>>531282827Let him dance. He just wanted to be joyful.
>>531282827They will never tame his wild spirit
>>531294389We should just airdrop 10,000 of these into Iran. The war would be over by tomorrow.
