Trump has a new nickname for Iran's supreme leader
>>531294112>Didn't call him zuttboyFake
>>531294112>Kebab Khameneikek
>>531294112Why does he write like an absolute retard?
>>Look mom, I wiped some of my poop on the walls of Twitter again!
>>531294384Because he is an absolute retard.
>>531294384It was better and cute in 2016/2017 but is old hat now.
>>531294384Have you not realized by now that he's an absolute retard?
>>531294112he didnt say that
>we will choose your leaderlol
>>531294112>WE get to pick irans leader.So western style democracy then.
>>531294384He's a retard who has a gift grifting people. He's kind of a savant.
>>531294112plz be real.
>>531294112Sorry OP I'm an old man now, I don't have it in me to embark on these long voyages of discovery the way we once did back in the days of yore. Some younger man than me might venture to uncover the mysteries hidden on the other side of that thumbnail, but the time where I could bear such a journey is past.
>>531294112This is real as Trump's conversation with the ex-preaident from a few days ago. That is, he dreams or imagines these dialogues and talks about them as if they're real.
>>531294112nobody cares what this lying child fucker has to say
>>531294112So Remove Kebab is about to become official US policy4chan has poisoned the world
>kills your dad/family during a peace negotiation >starts giving you nicknamesZoomies are getting drafted. This is gonna be a long one.
Based. Fuck iran. Fuck mudslimes.
It's over for you, Abdul
>>531294112Will you fucking retards stop making these retarded shitposts.Where are the mods to nuke faggots who don't post links or obvious shitposts such as yours.
>>531294853>That is, he dreams or imagines these dialogues and talks about them as if they're real.Trump sings reality into existence through his tweets, like Aslan from Lord of the Rings.
>>531294112 they're the ones who snubbed Trumps request for ceasfire, if trump really posted that he is coping hard as fuck
>>531294918
>>531294384he's American
Imagine believing this
>>531294384it's some jewish intern prompting chatGPT to write like trump
>>531294384I wonder why
>>531294112Albino-Trump, soon to be BIG-MAC-PATTY-Trump will find out that he royally FUCKED HIMSELF because as it turns out, Albino brains are nigger tier. Thank you for your attention to this mess. Age like milk.
>>531294918>USA's victory conditionsNone of those are achieved yet.
>>531294112>Kebab KhameneiFuck this....Have to be fake or orange retard has lost every piece of sense what he had.
>>531294112NEW NICKNAME TIMETIME TO START REPEATING ITANOTHER HUGE VICTORY
>>531294384Its funny because the old 140 character cap on twitter made him seem like a witty genius. Ever since that went away he just endlessly spews verbal diarrhea and its only gotten worse on his own site.
>>531294384He aged badly. Look at Trump talking the 80's, then look at him talking during the US version of Apprentice's run. He's already gotten a lot dumber by the 00's.
>>531294384because maga used to get some sort of kick out of it. honestly we may never know
>>531294384He knows his audience
>>531294112True and based.All Iranian ballistics missiles have been intercepted. Dimona is safe and the Khomenei son is a pedophile.
>>531295324Very true. Does anyone else post on his site or is it just for him to rant on?
>>531294112So hes not dead like this lying faggot and his kike friends have been saying? I am sure everything else he is saying is totally true though.
I watched some Chinese girls documentary on Iran right before the war and all the citizens of Iran get free gas allowance every month and even then past the allowance it's literally cents per gallon.The Iranian regime is probably unironically loving this shit. $200 a barrel fuel and the collapse of the petrodollar would lift their country out of hyperinflation.
Another day, another victory condition.
>>531294112>he's hallucinating entire converastions nowThe orange faggot is losing his mind
>>531295419some Trump admin, Trump ofc, MAGA cultists and advertisers basically. it's exactly as fucking shit as you would expect it to be
>>531294112completely delirious
>>531295540>nowthis shit has been going on for eleven (11) years. it's just gotten worse
>>531294112post a link you fucking nigger
>>531294112He's not even telling the truth. Why would Iran beg for a ceasefire? The regime is under precisely zero threat right now, and that's not going to change because airpower alone has never won a war. Trump believes (likely against the advice of all his generals) that he has the upper hand here because America is bigger and stronger. It's an almost exact parallel to why he has worked so tirelessly against Ukraine -- Ukraine is small and Russia is big, therefore Ukraine "must" give up and let the "bigger guy" win. The exact same insipid apprehension of power is at play here. He believes, based on nothing more than a toddler's comprehension of how power works, that because the US is bigger, it automagically holds the upper hand. In reality, Iran has the Strait mined and is consistently throwing missiles and Shaheds at everyone in the region as their stockpiles of (apparently irreplaceable) interceptors dwindle. The US is doing real damage to Iran, but the damage isn't actually destroying much of anything that Iran requires in order to remain strategically viable: theocratic leadership and long range munitions. Trump is precluded from incorporating any of this into his worldview because of his pathology. He believes none of this matters because, well... Iran is small... and the US is big...
>>531294112I ain't ever seen someone get so punch drunk in a fight he isn't even physically involved in as Trump.
>>531294112Faaaaaake.
Thats a shitty nickname, "zion don" "zognald" "taco" "blumpf" "drumpf" are much better nicknames
i hate this fucking retard and hope he dies of anal cancer and kids raped in prison
>>531294112Fake post, kys OP, not funny
>>531294112I can't believe that an entire thread of retards actually took a fake screencap at face value when you can just look for yourself to see that it's not real in a literal minute.
>>531294112>soon to be Kebab KhamaneiI’m going to miss Trump so much when he’s gone.
Want to know who is actually an honest man, so rare- the guy that says I'm glad he's dead. That is honest. Few will ever be honest like that. It's all canned condolences he had his faults but ... Nope, glad that bastard went tits up. You will never see a guy like this again in 50 lifetimes. Authentic to the core.
>>531294933reporting a linkless twitter screencap thread as extremely low quality will catch you a 3 day vacation for filing a false report
>>531296431Right on. Are you gonna be so circumspect when there's literal dancing in the streets after Trump dies?
>>531294112call him kebab, dadthey hate that....
>>531294112This retarded nigger still has no plan to open the strait.
imagine fighting for a president that calls you an ape
>>531294112>trump telling stories about shit that never happened again
>>531294112I will never believe a truth social screenshot and I will never get on truth social so you guys have fun. ;p
>>531294384All of these weirdo billionaire elites do for some reason. Epstein's emails read like they were
>>531297639*like they were written by a stroke victim.
>>531294437actually, it's X
>>531294112He called the guy a fucking Camel.
>>531296211People are retarded and do need to be shamed into basic fact checking again.
>>531294112Where is bibi, donny?
>>531295719Very true and accurate moderate-effort-posting, good job
>>531294112>Camel >KebabOh now hes going full racist retard, very presidential.
>>531294736So, how is Milei doing? :P
>>531294822> pickek funny how things change
Its interesting to me how pol has managed to find itself on the same side as fat obese blue haired socialists who have never worked a hard day in their lives
>>531301088/pol/ is brownmove to /k/ if you want a white board
>>531295306Mein nigga, this is going exactly like Iraq and Afghanistan back in the day, except this time there is no one left to prop up militias and US has learned you don't babysit browns to becone westerners, either they obey or you kill them all. Historically that's how most brown cultures have been run for centuries.
>>531294112Hold the line. Our appointed leader is not yet in charge.
>>531294112America is the terrorist
>>531294112I think Trump would have much more support if we could see better results, there's simply not enough destruction..
>>531294112He just can't stop lying can he?
>>531294112BASEDASED
>demanding unconditional surrender>in a war that is already unpopularWhat is he going to do? Invade? Fat orange cunt can fuck off.>>531301088Yeah we should help Israel build an empire and become even more powerful instead. It's already powerful enough to kill American soldiers and see zero repercussions, or act as a safe-haven for Jewish paedos who target white kids, but it needs to be MORE powerful, and I want MY tax money to help it.
>>531294384Because Kamala lost, tranny
>>531294112Cool story, bro.
>>531294384>If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...
>>531294112spoiler: they never contacted him
>>531294112Americans sure brag about their government being scared of their guns, but when it's clear that putting down their retard of president would be beneficial to them, they are nowhere to be found.
>>531294112It sucks you cannot believe a thing it says.
>>531294112he truly is The King
>>531294384Because he's absolutely retarded
