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SunniKING (ID: hhw6fN37) Archived
Trump called me. 03/22/26(Sun)04:13:24 No.531338187
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Trump called me. SunniKING (ID: hhw6fN37) 03/22/26(Sun)04:13:24 No.531338187 Archived
"Al salamo laikoooom, how's my favorite Arab doing, eh? Hanging good in there?"

"How did you get my number, you white dog?" I growled.

"Okay, fair, fair. Look, I get it. I know things have been… rough between us.” tongue click “We messed up. Big time. Me, George, Bibi, we all dropped the ball back then. Total disaster.”

“And why is that my problem?” I spat. “Serbia is very nice this time of year. I am retired.”

“I know, I know. believe me, I wish this wasn’t happening.” He lowered his voice. “But this, issue, it's bigger than me now.”

He took a shaky breath.

"The world needs you. Tehrangeles bad bitches need you. America needs you. And, most of all..."

"Israel needs you."

"Please, Saddam, one last time."

"..."

I sighed.

"His name was Mojtaba, right?"

*THUNDER*
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Anonymous (ID: khlgaxHr)
03/22/26(Sun)04:15:17 No.531338250
Anonymous (ID: khlgaxHr) 03/22/26(Sun)04:15:17 No.531338250
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>>531338187
Salaam peniscum
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Anonymous (ID: rV69Yx6D)
03/22/26(Sun)04:17:51 No.531338357
Anonymous (ID: rV69Yx6D) 03/22/26(Sun)04:17:51 No.531338357
>>531338187
>Saddam
we are so fucking back bros
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Anonymous (ID: 6ddXd+Hs)
03/22/26(Sun)04:22:26 No.531338547
Anonymous (ID: 6ddXd+Hs) 03/22/26(Sun)04:22:26 No.531338547
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>>531338187
>iraq
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SunniKING (ID: hhw6fN37)
03/22/26(Sun)04:55:06 No.531339677
SunniKING (ID: hhw6fN37) 03/22/26(Sun)04:55:06 No.531339677
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>>531338357
Preparations are being made.
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Anonymous (ID: WPZG2m8i)
03/22/26(Sun)04:56:34 No.531339721
Anonymous (ID: WPZG2m8i) 03/22/26(Sun)04:56:34 No.531339721
>>531339677
He's so fucking ready.
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