As a Christian who can't get married, can I really not masturbate? I have to go my whole life like this? I have tension I need to relieve, if I don't I'll wake up with ruined underwear.
>>531394840As a mongrel larping on /pol/ you should down a bottle of gin and slash St. Peter's Cross into your wrists.
>>531394984I'm not larping this is a serious issue for me
>>531394840Through prayer and fasting, all demonic influence is defeated.
>>531394840Get married you stupid faggit
Sorry noNow please come to my office and dance for my amusement
>>531394840Didn't Francis say fapping was OK? Just don't use porn.
>>531395031Until you prove you're white with a date and timestamp my suggestion remains kill yourself painfully for being the son of a bitch and a faggof.
>>531395071Is releasing demonic>>531395146I CAN'T get married, you wouldn't understand>>531395265I'm not catholic idk
>>531394840I've seen guys who can orgasm without touching their cock. You should try that.
>>531394840You’re not really supposed to, no. That being said, if you do give in to your sex drive (which is a normal thing to have) you’re still forgiven by Christ’s grace. Try your best and don’t emotionally torture yourself over it.Also why can’t you get married?
>>531394840Lust: Strong lasting desire.Now this goes to each individual, what's on youre heart. If you will fall victim to lust watching porn or jerking off. Dont do it.You can litterally jerk off to nothing, the feeling, imaginary girls as example. Things you can never lust after."To look at a woman is to already commit adultery in your heart". As in you open the door for it to happen. The goal in you should be to build your mental resistance up to not fall into lust.
>>531395308Do everyone a favor and end your life.
>>531395289No, jacking it isnt demonic. Or else wet dreams a natural thing would be God having created mortals to naturally be demonic. Catholics are antichrist, ignore them as they break Gods laws.
>>531395308The only guys who can do that are megaultraextreme porn addicts>>531395328I'll try my best, I can sort of technically get married but I wouldn't be happy and I know that sounds strange but in my circumstance that's how it is don't question it>>531395351Ok yea>>531395424So you think it's ok to jack it but not to actual women ok
>>531395424You could kill at least one demon by sticking a gun in your faggot son of a nigger head.
>>531395601People of your personality profile only go to heaven by roping xerself.
>>531395605>>531395648are you christian you don't sound christian at all
>>531395668If you read the Bible and understood it you would be getting ready to take your own life. Matthew 18:2.Get to work shitskin.
>>531395744when does the bible say tell others to kill themselves
>>531394840Its ok to masturbate if done with good intentions. No porn or external stimulation aside from your own body. Use your imagination only. Treat it as ritual so you don't become dependent. Eventually you'll be able to cum without needing to touch yourself. Not masturbating is more about not giving into the urges of the beast but nature also demands the balls be emptied occasionally so the two must be held in equal measure.
>>531395823I just fucking told you. Shut off your computer and give your faggot nigger family some respite.
>>531394840God loves you, he wouldn't do you like thathave a wank
>>531395933show me where it says it in Matthew 18:2
>>531396014>spoonfeed meKill yourself.Jesus was clear about this. If you want to serve Him rid the world of your diseased faggot life.
>>531394840Christ fulfilled the law. You are free from it. If you remember that, love him and love your neighbour, you are free.
>>531396070Do you consider yourself a follower of Christ?
>>531395071this, I use to be a chronic fapper. It got so bad that one night I didn't even want to fap, but I did outta habit and felt so damn disgusting. I managed to quit, but images of lust would flood my mind profoundly vividly. Last year I started praying to end my lust, now I have to work to fap (my dick still works as usual, I just don't have a desire). As for fasting, I eat once a day, maybe a snack at night, I still feel i'm doing it wrong because this isn't under a spiritual father. I live too far from church (140 mile round trip)
>>531396178Do you still find women attractive?
>>531394840Spank away as maintenance, don't be a gooner coomer making it your life focus
>>531396136By the looks of your first post I would say you also have to kill yourself.
>>531396070>>531395933>>531395744>>531395648>>531395605>>531395381>>531395288What no sex and no orgasm does to a mf. OP, use this guy as a cautionary tale so you don't become a sad, lonely, pathetic excuse for a Christian.
>>531394840jesus encouraged his followers to chop off their private parts (matt 19:12)also, picrel, in heaven eunuchs get a name that will NOT be chopped off
>>531396357Contorting the scripture to service your penis leads the children from God. You have to kill yourself to even have a small chance of going to heaven now. That you won't do it means you're the kind of coward no god would have any problem dipping feet first into hell.Modern priests and pastors are too bogged down by their own sins to admit this. It doesn't make it less true.
>>531394840There is nothing in the Bible about masterbation.However, if you are focused on Him and not some tiddies, then overcoming a simple urge is possible. It’s only difficult because of temptation. Congrats, you’re human
>>531396578Not sure what you're babbling about. Try using your shame wand on someone it'll actually work on.
>>531396659Shame has nothing to do with it. Yiur brain damage has made it impossible for you to repent. You cope by offering a false reconciliation. You and OP are committing a mortal sin.
It literally says in the Bible to get married if you can't control your urges.
I don't understand how you'd be in a circumstance to not be able to get married.You can lay it on us. It's not like we'll know who you are.
>>531394840https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OnanMake up your own mind; the stories and discussion surrounding Onan is the relevant body of knowledge.
>>531394840HOURLY REMINDER: there is no god, jesus never existed and when you die it will be nothingness for eternity!
>>531397005You better hope so.
>>531394840just do it, if god will gatekeep you from heaven because you beat your meat it's probaly not that good of a place anyway
>>531396804Keep waving that wand. I'm very unbothered. Do you believe in the naughty list too?
>>531395424>>531394840I only get wet dreams when I pursue lustful thoughts throughout the day. If I control my thoughts and heart, I'm good indefinitely.
>>531396589>There is nothing in the Bible about masterbationGen 38 describes god's displeasure at Onan who selfishly shot his load onto the ground instead of into his dead brother's wife. imagine how angry god is when you unload into a sock instead of a fertile jewessAlso jesus says to cut out your eyeball if it causes you to sin. and btw looking lustfully at a women is a sin.>>531396841>It literally says in the Bible to get married if you can't control your urgesyes rabbi paul (1 Corinthians 7) says real chad goys don't get married so they can be best servants of the god of israel. but if youre a beta go ahead and get married, it's better than a life of sin
>>531394840You'll be able to get marries, as certain events come to pass this year, and in the few coming.
>>531397063Don’t have to hope. It’s an objective fact.
>>531397250>OnanOnan is, if you are Mormon, about masturbation.But, if you aren't, then you can apply just a little logic and see that it is utterly unrelated.You mean to tell me masturbators are cucking their extra wife?
>>531394840I'm 99.99% sure that masturbating isn't a sin. People use the story of Onan to say that any sexual act that isn't directly purposed for procreation is bad and you should feel bad for touching your weenis or even thinking about it, but Onan's sin was that he witheld from giving his deceased brother's wife a child that would carry on his brother's name because he had a miserly selfish attitude.Think about it this way. Alcohol is not prohibited in scripture. Jesus even drank wine. But do you know what is frowned upon? Drunkenness. Or in other words, being ruled by alcohol. It's when you're overcome with a lust or desire to the point of excess. That's even true for food. Sins come from the heart first, not from actions, although there are certain actions that you cannot take that don't come from an evil heart. As it's said, adultery is a sin, but when a man looks on his neighbor's wife with lust in his heart, in his heart he has committed adultery already. The act of masturbation is not in itself sinful, but what could be in your heart is, if you become driven to excess, in which case you'll actually end up escalating to actual bad things to feed your ever-growing lust. As in pretty much everything, it's a matter of balance. Sexual feelings are natural and they aren't inherently sinful. I mean, if you go long enough without releasing you'll just end up doing it in your sleep anyways. Just do it if you're pent up, don't go overboard and you'll be fine.
>>531395351You sound like a kike trying to trick his own god lol
>>531396804>mortal sinI'm not saying no, but masturbation is never mentioned in the Bible. At all, in fact. There may be an allusion to porn.It's important to point out that masturbation and porn are two topics.And, there's what Peter said about Lot. 2 Peter 2, eg "he was tormenting his righteous soul over their lawless deeds that he saw and heard"
>>531397108Waving a wand?You're the one proudly touching your penis like a caged monkey. Fucking retard.
>>531397366>you mean to tell meyou mean to tell me jerking off is christ-like
>>531397213That just isn't true. I've gone for weeks without masturbating or even thinking about sex and then suddenly get a wet dream. That's just how the male body works on an instinctual level.
>>531395601>I'll try my best, I can sort of technically get married but I wouldn't be happy and I know that sounds strange but in my circumstance that's how it is don't question itRight now you just sound like a plain old faggot. Is this a fair and accurate assessment?
>>531394840There are niggers starving in Africa right now and people enslaved in Chinese gulag work camps and God is upset about you rubbing one out. Lmfao.
>>531397657???The point is that it wasn't a common problem, and that's because all men who weren't literally disabled got married.We don't have a normal situation at all, everything is defective beyond imagination.Consider that Jesus wasn't living in a parade of half naked women.
HOURLY REMINDER: there is no god, jesus never existed and when you die it will be nothingness for eternity!!!
>>531397830I discuss nothing with women, faggots, niggers, kikes, atheists etc.The only exception is faggots/atheists, for narrow technical purposes, but friendship is utterly impossible.
>>531397824>Consider that Jesus wasn't living in a parade of half naked women.He probably looked pretty chad compared to the Jewy temple priests and their followers to be completely fair. This would have a certain effect on women that makes people jealous enough to kill him. Can you please think about what you're saying before mouthing off?
>>531397906We’re all born atheists you dumb faggot
>>531397710Then your mind wasn't in the right place
>>531397958You're throwing a tantrum like a tranny from reddit.
>>531397932women are dressed BEYOND WHORES today.If Jesus came today he would say this is Sodom, on account of the way ladies dress.
>>531397906Also, if you don’t talk to women then that makes you a faggot. Faggot.
>>531397958I have absolutely no interest in your company.
>>531398026He would call it Sodom for how gay and obsessed with clothes and jewelry the men are. Women are subservient by nature so they're acting like sluts for a reason. Think motherfucker. Jesus isn't a fag.
>>531398123>Jesus isn't a fag.Of course not because he never existed.
>>531397646Did you get confused? I was referencing something not 2 posts earlier in our reply. You sound very sad and frustrated about life. Best of luck.
>>531396256yes, but now it's like "she's hot or cute, wouldn't mind dating her" instead of "man I bet she had a cute asshole, I want her milkers, i hope her pussy don't stank, gonna include her in my next fap hehe".
>>531394840>As a Christian who can't get married, can I really not masturbate?There is not a single verse in the new testament regarding that.Largely the law deals with not commiting acts adultery or fornication ( that being promiscuity )
KIKE IS KING!
>>531398043You're an atheist, I don't talk to atheists, except regarding narrow purposes, such as technical matters.
>>531394840It's a sin to busy and it's a sin to spill your seed on the ground.Masturbation is okay if you just focus on the feeling, not women, and if you eat your cum to incorporate it back into yourself after.
>>531394840Women are death to spiritual enlightenment. Man has known this for thousands of years.
>>531396578>>5313968041 Timothy 4:1-3Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the fesaith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.To eat and be drunken to excess is evil, but so it is to be this kind of self hating overbearing purity spiraling jerk that puts ridiculous, impossible burdens on other people to weigh them down with guilt, shame, and self hatred, for things that God never once spoke against.
>>531398556It's not a burden to stop touching your penis.
>>531394840dont worry, once you get past your 30s youll lose your morning wood
>>531398668You're asking people to live in fear of and feel condemned for feeling things in their mortal body when God literally designed it to function that way. If you want to disprove me then you better start quoting scripture right now. My theses are right here.>>531397610>>531398556
>>531397366He's a pajeet who lurks reddit atheism forums
>>5313986682 Peter 2:8
as far as i know there is only one passage in the bible about masturbation and it was when god ordered that dude to knock up this particular woman and he rubbed one out instead. i dont think the moral of the story was not to jerk off, it was not to disobey god. he was given a direct order. if you aren't supposed to masturbate at all i think the bible would have been more clear on this point.
So anyway, the reason things are like this is women are disobedient, and the state has removed the Godly authority of fathers.And so, there remains nothing, it's a demonic cult society.Women aren't supposed to work. Women aren't supposed to go into higher ed. Daughters are supposed to be given in marriage (obviously with their own consent).>>531399117gotcha.
>>531399801It's astonishing to speak so shamefully against life.
>>531398910You must be a woman.
>>531394840Releasing to your oneitis chick is kosher. If you knew her before she got married it's still kosher IF YOU HAVE A PLAN (i.e. out-earning her setup and getting through to her under the radar.)All's fair in love and war.If you fell for her after she was married you're just a very unethical person. I'd advise moving on.
>>531399897huh?
>>531400020>kosherYou are here by mistake.
>>531400109heckin' valid, then. Halal? :x
>>531399988There are no girls on the Internet It's a tranny
>>531400272I'm sure it's a woman. Likely fat, ugly, and smilly.
>>531398910This is unequivocally false
>>531400322It's a fat, ugly, smelly tranny
>>531394840
>>531398910nice self report lmao
>>531394840Simple solution: convert to real Christianity. For example, us Catholics believe in a neutral 3rd option in the afterlife (Purgatory until you're ready for heaven). No one's going to hell over jerking off, whether you believe it's a sin or not.
>>531400440There are no dragons around yet, you're completely a Mossad-mouthed fool. You should shut up and leave while your soul is intact.
>>531400515>us CatholicsThis thread really isn't for you.
>>531394840You have to wash yourself with water or you will be unclean until evening so roughly 6 PM or so you’re good.
>>531394840I'm pretty sure most Christians in your place just masturbate to the mental image of the pope, they said as long is it's not pleasurable, it's okay
>>531394840A very rare based OP.
>>531400847>pope>>531400596
This thread made me cringe so bad. I hope I forget what I just read and it's existence be erased from my mind.
>>531394840HOURLY REMINDER: there is no god, jesus never existed and when you die it will be nothingness for eternity!!
>>531395289If not Roman Catholic clergy, wtf can’t you get married? And if you were Roman Catholic clergy you deserve it for not being Eastern right and taking a wife.
>>531398910not me, I may have stopped fapping but I have a morning rock and i'm almost 40.
>>531394840The other anons here mentioned several things on how to deal with it, but I just want to chime in on if you do give in, what you should view. You should stick to anime/drawings. They are not real women, so you are protected against accidentally lusting after a neighbor's wife (or future wife, God is in outside time so I don't know if he considers that). Additionally, if you look into the long church history of iconoclasm, 2D images are often exempt as they are not of this world like a statue would be. This same logic reinforced what you should use.
>>531394840If you want to be honest with yourself, you must stay away from porn. You have to run away from it. Know that any women on there was someone's daughter, no matter how dysfunctional their lives were. Don't jack off either, what you have in your balls is pure life energy. If you start feeling urges invading your thoughts then start working out, do pushups, 2 minute abs, boxing, whatever. Sweat it all out. The energy you spend doing that will give off that euphoric feeling and the urge will go away. I doubt you'll get nocturnal emissions often, but you know yourself more than I do. If it happens then so be it. Every man here has been exposed to porn, and most of them still don't know how to deal with it. We are all nasty sinners, trust in christ and utilize your pent up energy for something worthwhile and not wasted into post-nut regret. If you have time to jack off then you have time to do something productive.
>>531394840>can I really not masturbateIf you keep spilling your seed, how do you expect Jesus to comeback
>>531395879> But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.If Jesus wouldn't even let you get away with looking at big tiddies if you have a wife, what makes you think you can get away with wanking it while praying to God?
>>531401550Have you been to church in the last decade, there are no women there
>>531401550Women only marry if the man "hangs the moon" - ordinary guys have no chance up against netflix and the email job (OpenClaw will end both, and it will be entertaining)>>531401686There are foids in churches. Not that it's of any use that they'd be there.>>5314016732 Peter 2:8
>>531397610>Sexual feelings are natural and they aren't inherently sinful. I mean, if you go long enough without releasing you'll just end up doing it in your sleep anyways. Just do it if you're pent up, don't go overboard and you'll be fine.alright you may have a point here.
>>531401676Do you honestly think op is wanking in public? Look here means actually looking. Literally.
>>531394840Ignore those bullsht virtue signalers. If you go into their circles you will find out 80% if not all of them are lying about all of this virtue signaling crap Ask any real doctor and not those fake social media ones either. They will tell you the same thing. It’s ok so long as it’s not weird or too often more than 5x a month or so.It’s normal and virtue signaling cults are ALL LYING. It’s to make themselves seem like they’re some ultra pure prophet or hero archetype to some random woman they are dating or trying to dateNone of it is real at all
>>531401601>You should stick to anime/drawingsCmon man, don't push your hentai fetish on me>2D images are often exempt as they are not of this world like a statue would be. This same logic reinforced what you should use.Really bro>>531401621Ok anon
>>531401621>porndid op say porn? no.porn is associated, obviously, with masturbation, but masturbation existed before the invention of books.
>>531397830Anon, there is enough evidence to prove Christ's existence, and you're living a world that was built upon his teachings before they scrubbed off relevant credit to him in the past couple centuries.
Oh and the Bible also says it’s fine so long as you think about your wife and even ultra right wing groups say long as you don’t use disgusting porn with men’s dicks in it
>>531402132Jesus and the Apostles didn't try to convince atheists - but YOU will?
>>531402041anon, you can look at big tiddies on your computer.
>>531395288>If you show you have White skin that means you are White
>>531399988>>531400323>>531400511>>531401594>t. old farts who wake up 2x a week with a 50%er
>>531402238"look" in English vs "look" in Greek, in the 1st century. Not exactly the same.
Why can't you get married? Insecurity? Enjoy being alone? Not found the right woman? Some hideous disfigurement?
>>531395031Not larping but you ask for advice about Christianity on 4chins? Half these guys would fuck their own sister but only if she was underage. They don't have anything to offer anyone concerning sexual morality.
>>531402301You women shouldn't be allowed to use technology.
If you weren't actually a larper faggot, you would know that after too much time in no fap, your body would automatically force you to release your seed through wet dreams.
Lust is a sin. If your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out. If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. Better to be in heaven with one eye and one hand than to be in hell with both eyes and both hands.
>>531402369You actually can't discuss masturbation in Christian forums. Probably why.
>>531402494I don't really think masturbation is that related to lust. It's more related to a general sense of desperation. When the Bible is talking about lust, it is speaking almost entirely to marries men. Not entirely, but mostly.It used to be that everyone married.
>>531397958That's not even remotely true.
>>531402626>>531402494"everyone" meaning very nearly, obviously.<<531402480foid identified
>>531401469>thinks this life is all he has>wastes it spamming this shit on 4chinsGood goy>>531401686Mine has plenty of young, attractive ladies. We don't have many young guys. Then again, we openly are antisemitic.
>>531402324Dude oogling at some big tiddies on Facebook or whatever while married is going to be called out by Jesus. Your thoughts influence your actions.
>>531402537Fair enough.
>>531397830I fucking love science!Can you even imagine,we're back in the past whenwe thought that storms were caused by petty godsfighting on top of a mountain?And yeah,I like a good story,but eventually it's gonna bore meif it doesn't have that truth.Seek to this lineThat incontrovertible, testable, repeatable proof.I fucking love science!And I fucking love Charles Darwin,'coz I don't think it's faultto question what you're toldwhen you're told the world's a thousand years old.
>>531402815This makes sense, of course it does.BUT!This verse is about the CHADS, it's a chad verse, not an INCEL verse.
you need to have control. No im not saying NO FAP. im saying dont be a fucking loser who has to look at porn to fap because your brain is perma damaged. If you look at pictures of hot chicks, or chick in bikini or even nude and u can fap to that like once every other day etc your fine. If your one of those I HAVE TO FAP EVERY DAY I CANT GO ONE DAY WITHOUT IT than yea your mentally damaged and its obvious you worship pussy and women more than god at that point. Also you will never be sinless or perfect and if you think you are going to get to paradise via works or repentance you already failed.
>>531403173Jan 6
>>531402431>broke dick old man
>>531403332Go be fat somewhere else *throws slop*
>>531402965Was this meant to be some sort of own?
>>53140337219 BMI with full balls, try again old fat nigger
>>531394840Christians are forbidden to do many fun thing because of a false promise of an after life. The Gentiles were deceived by the tales of some ancient rabbis, and now modern Christians are brainwashed by their brainwashed holy men.Gentiles killed Gentiles in the name of a non-existent god. I'm happy living the degen life. Fuck Jesus.
>>531394840marriage isnt even a christian thing anymore anyway because the state enforces the contract while the christcuck institutions say "trust me bro, if you divorce ur gunna get it" and ultimately hold the man responsible while having absolutely no power in the social dynamics which is what kept these things together. if these christcuck faggots didnt help u get a wife, get a job, etc then why give a fuck? just bust a nut nigga, these people are balding retards with nothing but a "youre gunna get it bro" just like the shitskin muslims they make fun of, same retard desu
>>531402053I believe in you anon. Be more involved with the church, participate in mens groups, help out however you can. Pray for a family and vocalize it, he wants to hear your desires. If you have given yourself to God, then he certainly has plans for you even if it feels like nothing has been happening. You will be noticed, and when your time comes it will feel like miracles back to back. Know that the way God works is through other people, even through those who don't believe in him. It is a strange string of fate when you interact with others that lead up to your goals.
>>531403638I already told you what you must do, woman. Obey.
>>531404003>>531403750This really isn't a thread for you.>>531404147That's foolishness. You really have no idea how worthless the women are, do you think any of them are any good?>one man in a thousand I have found, and a woman among all of these I did not findYou're totally delusional if you believe that there is any possibility of any kind of woman who isn't totally exactly as all the rest entirely, insofar as what she values the most in her life goes, which man she chooses.But, if there were men according to God, at least they would be the authorities over their daughters, but they are not, and have no interest in restoring patriarchy.
>>531404897Do you bust a nut to semi-erotic pictures of Jesus?
>>531405246I don't talk to atheists.
>>531404897(related video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFwhaIcsKzI)yes it is and every christcuck thread should always be criticized at the same level as the tranny as you guys were the step towards this utter weakness. it was the greatest phyop of all-time yet u so called nooticers call out everything except for this blatant and probably the original one
>>531405368I am not interested in talking with you. Goodbye.
>>531394840Well you don’t have any direction because you are describing yourself as “Christian” and not Catholic, so that means you’ve been receiving interpretations of The Bible from Mr. Barnstein in his basement with a cross hung up and called it a church. I’m sure you go to a “non-denominational” or “Church of Christ” racket. You need to explore The One True Church and you won’t be so confused about God.
>>531405353>I don't talk to atheists.Too late.
>>531394840just do what seminarians and priests do.rape a woman, and say it was her fault for bewitching you. happens at catholic churches all the time.
>>531405437>CatholicGo away retard.
>>531405409yup go back to being a cuck and btw this isnt a atheist take too retard, i know ur constructing a straw man just like the rest of the retarded christcucks, this goes beyond it
>>531394840idk what giving yourself testicular cancer has to do with being christian but ok
>>531394840>As a Christian who can't get married, can I really not masturbate? I have to go my whole life like this? I have tension I need to relieve, if I don't I'll wake up with ruined underwear.its whats in your heart, cultivate love of females while fapping, then Jesus is cool with it
>>531405536Catholicism is the fastest growing religion on the planet with more converts each year than ever before in modern times. Thoughts on that?
>>531394840>asking permission for anything>>531394984yah fpbp
>>531405695People are leaving religion but the churches don't update their numbers.
>>531394840>>531395031>>531396178>>531396256>>531398237public school and the american government are fucking failures to your lives.you were born slaves.
>>531405695I have no interest in discussing anything with a tumor.
>>531394840Masturbation is a mortal sin, which means you're going straight to hell if it is not absolved.
>>531405695>>531405437>hey guys please buy our anime idol dolls
>>531405851catholics are retards.
>>531405851gooning isn't adultery but paying for porn is.
>>531405904Mortal sins are also grounds for excommunication, they are crimes against the church.
>>531394840If muh bibbel says you can't, you can't lol
>>531406029>impersonating clergycya there fren
>>5314058161.4 billion Catholics (and growing) world-wide would disagree. It is especially popular amongst young people who are looking for guidance through religion, not just rhetoric.
Your spiritual leaders raped kids. I think big G will forgive you for rubbing one out to anime cat girls.
Are you are doing is stimulating your dick until you ejaculate. Sperm isn't limited like a woman's ovaries, your genitals produces more because the sperm expires even if you don't ejaculate.
>>531406243yeah u retards only look at the people coming in and not the people going out, it is a dying religion that served its purpose to topple the roman empire
>>531406172I'm just telling it like it is, not impersonating anyone. It clearly says in the catechism of the catholic church that if you enjoy jerking your little 4 incher you could be excommunicated and be damned for eternityLuckily for me, I don't believe in any of that nonsense so it doesn't apply to me.
>>531406243Numbers on paper. People can claim they're Catholic even if the don't go to church or know the Bible. Christcucks are desperate for numbers.
>>531406416>telling it like it iscatholics are retards, go away.It's fine to tell catholics or mormons what their retard cult leaders say.But it's stupid, and I have no patience for it.
>>531406442numbers don't make truth. but catholics are tards.Imagine thinking God had anything to do with a fool rubbing a nigger's feet.
>>531406685I'm not a catholic, I'm just stating what I know from when I was a catholic. However, in my opinion, catholicism and orthodoxy are the only two true forms of christianity, the rest are heretical.
>>531406822You, like Fuentes, have never said anything useful.
>>531406442People can claim their Christian while being kikes. A Catholic has a paper record, a baptism, first communion, etc. Your marriage must be approved by The Church, you can’t just walk in with your heretic girlfriend and push out bastards. Every Mass has been virtually the same for thousands of years, no fireworks or thousand dollar suits.You cannot compare ANYTHING to the structure Catechism has. Nothing is like it. The numbers are accurate, and the youth (the ones you want) love it.
>>531394840Imagine being an immortal supernatural being, capable of literally anything, and being worried that some hairless monkey was jerking off. It makes no sense therefore it is stupid
>>531394840The only reason you have wet dreams is because you are thinking about such stuff. That's the problem. Fix it. Forget your sexual life and you will be fine.
>>531407059u never know bro
>>531407097Women dress like whores, which isn't something Jesus would have had much occasion to see, and most men would never have seen such a sight one in their lives.
>>531395424Jacking is demonic. Wet dreams can be as well if you are having sex in them, though I am not sure if ALL wet dreams are, they may be a demonic attack though like waking up with scratches on your body or sleep paralysis . I've had some night emissions that feel purely physical. I have also reached a point when I have sexual dreams I can halt them and stop them. Those are succubi attacks.I haven't fapped in 18 months and have absolutely no plan on every returning to it. >>531401601>we did it, we tricked God by jacking off to anime titties!doesn't work that way. Masturbation itself is sin. You defile your own body doing so.
>>531407367>Jacking is demonicPlausible. But it's not in the Bible.
>>531407367Yeah but Satan is the only one who is living in reality so it's a good thing then.
>>531394840christianity is gay and feminine
>>531407429Satan is the weakest nigger ever.You think satan can get you a 10/10 wife? It's amazing to me people are impressed with satan. satan is a retard who eats poop.
>>531407310That's not a problem. Women could also be walking naked. That doesn't mean it's not your fault for constantly thinking about sex and paying attention to them. That's their nature and that's what they like. They live in their own world, you live in your own. Grow up. Snap out of it and forget it.
>>531407625>Women could also be walking nakedgo away retarded nigger.
>>531407605Satan is only the alter ego of the creator. Satan is the one that knows that he is alone that there is only one God and that everything else is an illusion created by that God who was lonely and imagined everything into beings that he would not be lonely anymore. Satan is the void in the darkness and the truth Satan is the hate for everything because everything is an illusion and a lie. Creation is a cope.Satan is the red pill while God is the blue pill
>>531403750those 'fun' things are destructive. They are also hollow and not as 'fun' as you think they are. Fleeting pleasures of the flesh that lead to eternal ruin. Everything you do on this earth is immensely consequential.There's a reason everyone feels an immense sense of shame the first time they masturbated. I remember being 13 and first time I did it, I felt so ashamed of myself for two full weeks. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
>>531407683Oh I see. That's a fair point. Makes sense. Ok.
>>531407818And what do you hope for? I see no example in the Bible where a woman shows herself half naked, or naked, but not to tempt the man as with David, but really just as a coincidence, with her having no interest...The closest I can think of is priestesses of pagan cults, but those would be prohibited in any real Christian society - obviously.And why do you think women won't go to hell?
>>531407720>everyone feels an immense sense of shame the first time they masturbatedYeah, so that foolish old wive's tale isn't in the Bible.
>>531395071>Through prayer and fasting, all demonic influence is defeated.Are hormones really demonic influences though?
>>531406980Children are baptized a against their will, grow up, learn that sky daddy worship is retarded and disassociate with the Catholic church, but their name isn't taken off the records. They are still counted as a Catlick.
>>531407687Satan isn't an entity, it's a name the Jesusfreaks gave the Devil, who also isn't real. Satan was a noun and not a name in the OT, it just meant "adversary" or "accuser"
>>531407720>Everything you do on this earth is immensely consequential.You spooge in your hand because you rubbed your dick while horny. What's the consequence? A sticky hand?The indoctrination by repressive religion are dangerous.
>>531408439Infants get baptized, anon. Catholicism is passed down generationally. You may have been baptized in some hick river when your parents decided to get “saved” by Mr. Bernstein at Church N Go up the road, but that’s not normally the case in Catholicism. Much more streamlined, modern, thorough, and calculated. Catholics have the best retention rates of any religion considering we have been around for thousands of years. Evangelicalism is younger than Israel, puts on a suit, and gives you a big thumbs up. Tells you the rape, murder, incest you’ve committed is fine as long as you dip your head in our river out back as they LARP as John. Not even close to the same thing.
>>531408605Well.I mean, Greek words are pretty complicated. Check out a full LSJ sometime.
>>531408605In Qabbalah Satan is a prince of Hell, he reign over the Qlippoth wich are the inverted Tree of Life, the Tree of Life was created by the Creator of the Universe but the Qlippoth are the unbalanced forces that contrast the Tree of Life.
>>531409121The infants were given a choice to be absorbed by the Garbanzo beans of Christcuckery?
>>531409469Infants will become whatever the Patriarch of the family decides on. But you knew this.
>>531396403It meant people who chose not to marry and stay chaste you fucking cretin, not literal selfmutilation.
>>531394840Yes you can. However, if it offends you so much and becomes a stumbling stone to your faith then cut off your arms or pluck out your eyes. If it doesn't offend you then remember healthy moderation and porn addiction.
>>531409944>pornWhile it's true porn is related to masturbation, realize:>>531402119
>>531409121>Catholics have the best retention rates of any religion>recent USA numbers find that for every burger that becomes a catholic 12 of them leave
>>531409832The Bible seems to be mostly useless when it comes to modern society's problems such as the liberated woman and the imported races of the spics and jeets who only hire spics and jeets and destroy job opportunities for the white race.
>>531394840You worship a book that says violence is never justified unless it advances the Jewish people, and then wonder that you are ruled by jews.Stop it.
>>531395031>I'm not larpingme either picrelgenesis 38:9
>>531410641>You worship a bookYou worship literal cow shit
>>531410738I already saw her videos about it but since I hate christcucks I wont say anything about it :DJust think of all the pedo acts catholic priest do, that is other thing why is important to release the valve and I will even throw a 3rd one I saw from neuroscientists, sex or masturbation helps neurogenesis, enough said.
>>531410738men were meant to marry, but boomers bought into jewish lies and destroyed everything.
>>531411076Nobody cares. Go be a nigger somewhere else.I don't think you should be allowed to touch technology.
>>531394840What >>531409944 said.Someone was smited in the old testament because they spilled their seed on the ground. Many of His children also impregnated pages worth of women because their actual wife wasn't chaste. At the end of the day, be fruitful and multiply and you will do good by Christianity.Why can't you get married? You can find the love of your life anywhere. Put in the effort if you're doubting yourself or spend more time outdoors than indoors to have a >0 percent chance of interacting with people. If you're infertile or really cannot procreate, you would do the world a favour by adopting a baby who was denied the opportunity to grow up with a functional family.
>>531409550Thanks disproving the existence of free will in the Christcuck universe.
>>531411142>Why can't you get married? You can find the love of your life anywherefalse.Hypergamy.Traditionally, women were given in marriage.This will return, but how is uncertain.
>>531411266>free willis will freely in the room with you?
>>531410641It okay to kill as long as your killing your own pagan family. Christfags love to kill huWhites but not the fellow whites.
>>531411420go away, you're ignorant.
This thread makes me want to jerk it.
>>531410180Yes, MAGA proved powerful enough to convert any on the fence Catholics to Evangelicals based on vibes. Unfortunately they are now heretics, and their children saw it happen. Gen Z hates boomers (obviously), so whether it’s to own their parents or because they don’t want to become migger Zionists, they return to their roots; we can see it in the current Catholic Revival in the south (Baptists) and west (Mormons) of all places. The ones we lost will be replace ten fold in the future generations, as procreation is paramount to Catholics as well as ensuring their children follow through each step of the Catechism into adulthood, which at that point…>>531411266…the child is then an adult and doesn’t require parental supervision for their own religious beliefs. Catholics believe it is up to you to continue the tradition. Believe it or not, Catholics believe children should follow the guidance of their parents as God dictates in The Bible. Similarly, The Bible indeed states it is up to the husband and man of the family to guide them spiritually and I believe that’s universal unless you are a feminist. Not sure how heretics do it but it’s how we do it.
>>531411641>based on vibesI thought it was just because the democrats are gay ass faggots.>>531411641>Catholicsnot relevant to the thread. by definition catholics are retarded niggers.
>>531395879>make it a ritualBro is unironically trying to make things worse for you. Strengthen your mind and resolve. Know yourself and what makes you tick. If you get turned on by something have the presence of mind to know that your lizard brain and animal instincts are taking over. You arent an animal. You have more power than you give yourself credit for, but you have to realize it and actualize it.
>>531411747> 54pbtid> every single one is a contrarian shit postSure buddy
>>531394840Pray and fast i guess xD
>>531396178>I live too far from church (140 mile round trip)Alaska or Nevada? (not Vegas)
>>531411127Why are you so pissed off? is it maybe you live with lots of niggers and spics and they are fucking your women and your women are betraying you?How about the gay anglos having sex with niggers and other races, you anglos are disgusting
>>531394840A christian is not allowed to masturbate, but he is allowed to release his lust with a goat.
>>531411641You follow what it says in a book of Jewish myths which are alter Mesopotamian and Egyptian myths. Christians are sheep, and like other believers in the supernatural, are delusional,
>>531411641>The ones we lost will be replace ten fold in the future generations, as procreation is paramount to CatholicsI literally left that shit hole because I couldn't procreate.I still can't, but I found the true Orthodox Church because of it
>>531394840If it's any consolation, the jewish demon you're afraid of for touching your penis isn't real.
>>531412000That is interesting commentary, however it doesn’t disprove that there is a Catholic Resurgence in America being led by mostly people under 30>>531412013That’s alright. You’re still a schism bro even if you hate us. Orthodox bros are ok with me. Evangelicals are seriously a worse threat to the American way of life than Islam could ever be.
>>531411781>resolveresisting may seem like a great plan, but one doesn't actually get any better at it though time, because it's not a muscle, and a lot of resources will be spent on the task. The paradox is the masturbator can accomplish, but in his nofap state he spends most of the time just under what some would call a spiritual battle, but I will tell you that little intellectual work is possible.>>531411823Shouldn't you be giving niggers footrubs?
>>531412036Your god, satan, is worthless to anyone, and can't get anyone a wife. So much for his so-called power, all he is is a shit eater.
>>531412164can you already fuck off you absolute retardcatholics are the biggest retarded monkeys ever
>>531412164I don't hate you. You guys are self destructing and it is sad. Starting with not pushing marriage age couples together or indeed even telling women they shouldn't sleep around, evangelicalism has poisoned the RCC
>>531411913I want you deported from the Internet.
>>531412272catholics are also not getting married, you're completely delusional.
>>531412352Catholic girls larp as wanting a husband though
>>531412164The "resurgerence" is going to fizzle, unless something like a war or a disaster on the scale of 9/11 happens to spook the gullible back into the churches. Fear and guilt are the best friends the churches have, other than the grand boogeyman Satan.
>>531411076>Just think of all the pedo acts catholic priest doliterally who?>>531411127>I don't think you should be allowed to touch technology.seconded
>>531412272We have always been strongly connected, but now more than ever I am seeing more and more young faces at mass. Young couples. The youth yearn for traditionalism after living in a feminist and Zionist hellscape and it’s pretty obvious. I agree that miggers did some damage but it’s on God’s timing. The best is yet to come, hope you make hella white babies bro
>>531412426Luckily Trump is PROMISING a disaster worse than 9/11 so the future is brighter than ever for American Catholics
>>531412509I sure doubt the women are coming without husbands or boyfriends.
>>531404003>then why give a fuck? just bust a nut niggaI think OP took the chiatcucknpill which serves him in multiple ways, but not this one apparently.He might not understand that to be Christian is not about being perfect. It is about being imperfect, failing and standing up and carrying on.
>>531412533Yep, the bitchmade Jesusfreaks will go to church thinking their god will protect them, but he's never been the one protecting people because he doesn't exist.
>>531394840is it really that hard to not masturbate as an adult ?
>>531411076And what exactly do priests have to do with masturbation? You lost the plot and need to re-evaluate yourself.
>>531412305Hahaha, you are so cute, look at the pictures the internet is showing me of you women, are you proud of your women retard? do you like Jamal banging your women? now thank the jews for putting your women on their knees so they can blow off Jamal and Tyrone, maybe after she can swallow the cum and snort some cocaine, mexicans are sending it to Murica by the ton, enjoy you monkey, nigger and mexican ridden country bitch.
cristgolems are so funny coping and twisting to fit their wishes
>>531412703I like to think he exists, but is either long since dead thanks to all the bullshit we've done, or simply put us on this godforsaken rock to suffer and refuses to intervene after the Old Testament days.
I simply view lust as actual degen stuff. Gangbangs, treating a girl like a whore, belittling the woman in your mind or giving into slutty thoughts. Even porn with just normal sex is probably a sin.Masterbating to clothed women and not viewing them as worthless whores, but with respect and love, I do not think is sinful. Majority of my faps are just to Kpop music videos and idols and I dont think its sinful. Bible doesnt say masterbating itself is a sin.
>>531412770they do it for free black dude can get head from random white hoe driving her car at stop sign
>>531412722>hardIt is hard to resist the urge to bust a nut when ones dick is fully erect.
>>531412509>I am seeing more and more young faces at mass.baseda massive step in the right directionthere is no salvation outside of the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church
>>531412726You think I lost the plot?Think that if you dont masturbate you become more horny and you stay horny, now if you are allowed to have sex or to masturbate you can relax and you wont feel so horny when you see women or innocent defenseless children, that is the problem with catholic priest, they are not allowed to masturbate or to have sexual pleasure, christ cucks are retarded and there are Drs who are against "No Fap" because it causes cancer, if you dont belive me I dont really care, but maybe you should investigate instead of just dennying it.
People make God in their own image, not the other way around.
>>531412798I practice Qabbalah, is a better religion than modern Christfaggotry, I am actually studying the mysteries underlying every ancient religion like Induism, Buddhism, Sumerian/Chaldean Mythology, Greek/Roman Mythology, and I can tell you something, the God of the Old Testament is very real, but I dont belive in Christ as the "Son of God", I see him as an important figure in ancient times, what I hate is the Christian Church and how they manipulate people.
>>531395071Something, something Nietzsche quote
>>531394840What is the biblical stance on prostitution?Wasn't one of the marys in bible a prostitute?
>>531412794>tp>tfbrahmanic cowcuck invasion in bulgarland!
>>531394840Why can't you get married?
>>531413167>What is the biblical stance on prostitution?that a body count of 5 men is TOO HIGH!
>>531412852Yes, I know how much of a whore anglo women can be, once I was in a mexican night club in a tourist place and there where lots of american, canadian and euro girls, I remember me and my friends got with 2 american girls, I got the skinny sexy one and my 3 friends ended up with the ugly fat chick, I remember back then I was underage to be in a night club so I was horny and I grab her tits and I also grab her by the pussy and she did not complained at all, this while we where dancing and drinking, I want to explain I am white mexican, that is why I ended up with the sexy slim american lady and my friends ended up with the chubby one.
>>531413260Not a match.
>>531412556There’s not that many, but there’s also not that many single men either so they would eventually pair up in theory
>>531413523>Not a match.WRONGif peepee goes in vajayjay then by Canon Law: It's A Match!
>>531394840Just kill Jews while you masterbate , that’s ok with god
>>531394840imagine being a christnigger in 2026
>>531413296I’m black and I love fucking Jew womenI’ve given hundreds of married Jew women their first orgasms
>>531412922Absolutely based Greek, we will return to tradition soon brother all this degeneracy will come to an end
>>531395289>>531401550AIDS?
>>531413839Is funny they belive the church while the church has been inviting immigrants, housing them and feeding this immigrants, this happened as well in Mexico where the Catholic church helped the illegal immigrants with clothes, food and housing and then the church sended them to USA, this retarded Christfucks are getting backstabbed by their institutions and they keep blindfolded.
>>531413865Your mother should have aborted you, you filthy NIGGER!!!MANDATORY ABORTIONS FOR NIGGERS!!!
>>531413979>the church not jews just believe me goy>nevermind that church doctrine respects nationalities and almost 2k years protecting borders from muslims
>>531394840You people don't wash your underwear?
>>531414181What ever faggot, go suck a dick!!!
>>531414580>suck a dick!!!lmao (((You))) think i tolerate butt-fucking homosexuals hitting on me?Sodomites have less than 6 months until the Death Penalty is issued for the Crime Against Humanity which is Sodomy. Amen.
>>531414733I love to see how your christianity is becoming more and more tolerant to homosexuality, is like the church is betraying the people from the inside, I can tell you in Mexico retarded christian mexicans are already very gay and transexual tolerant, and is politically and religiously, and I am aware not only happens in Mexico since I saw America, Canada, Europe Christianity is becoming progressive, so as I said suck a dick, I dont care.https://www.theguardian.com/world/shortcuts/2018/may/21/the-pope-says-god-made-gay-people-just-as-we-should-be-heres-why-his-comments-matter
>>531415130>your christianity is becomingso not only are (((You))) are butt-fucking sodomite but also a lobotomized retardChristianity doesn't "become" anythingit just goes underground for a couple decades until POGROM TIME comes again
>>531394840i get pretty schizo like 2 months into nofapcurrently volcelling too because i don't feel safe around women anymore and i'd rather fap than exchange fluids with an mnra foidbible tells us to pray and satan will fleeI wear a cross pendant and have my grandma's catholic relics placed around the house to remind mei also mark my calendar with a fap symbol to shame me and remind me the flesh is weakit gets better when you completely abstaindelete the fap folder... the hardest symbolic severance of them all. satan gets the maddest when you delete the fap folder, anon. God bless us
>>531394840Romans 8:26-39King James Version26 Likewise the Spirit also helpeth our infirmities: for we know not what we should pray for as we ought: but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered.every time you're trying to enjoy your sin you got jesus with you... kinda ruins it
> Monkey likes bananas.> Tell monkey bananas are bad, bananas are sinful, enjoying bananas means monkey will go to hell.Divine.
>>531394840Just become Catholic you get off for anything. Just hand the priest a list of your faps every Sunday
>>531394840Kys christcuck
Goon your heart out, Son of Christ
Daily reminder that Jesus is nothing but a fucking filthy JEW!!!
