PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg>Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk>Pres Trump Roundtable on Ratepayer Protection Pledge Washington, DC 3/4/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W50sSr87n4Q>Pres Trump Meets with Chancellor of Germany, Washington, DC 3/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFJL5jRLXM>Pres Trump Participates in a Medal of Honor Ceremony, Washington, DC 3/2/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TohMVSc5vIA>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Energy, Corpus Christi, Texas 2/27/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr2RA4JAntQ>Pres Trump’s 2026 State of the Union Address, Washington, DC 2/24/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWrZQBgpY7I>Pres Trump Participates in Angel Families Remembrance Ceremony, Washington, DC 2/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll2R6vKFd_c>Pres Trump at Governors Dinner, Washington, DC 2/21/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCkvVgiSOjU>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/X4KiALfhprev >>531399461
MAGA and good evening, frens!>>531404536Thanks for baking, owlman!
>>531402845I fuck you, migger.
>>531404536AWOOOOOO!
Ultimate MAGA.
How's Mueller's investigation going?
>>531404616And now it's a real thread!>>531404597AWOO to you too, fren!
>>531404225pinky>>531404246carol fucked everyone on earth>>531404252LEWD>>531404480you heard me
The left just keeps fucking losing!
where's that darn kat
>>531404536
Is this Trump's fantasy he roleplays in the bedroom of the White House with our Eastern European First Lady,?
>>531394444epic digital habbneningis your body ready?
>>531404738oh there you are. glad you could break from wrangling tomboys long enough to join us on this comfy bunday eve. I hope your life's work isn't too taxing right now.
>>531404738I hope you're doing well this fine evening, despite the rambunctious tomboys. You gotta love 'em, but damn if they're not exhausting.
Why can't miggers stop thinking about fucking kids?
Turns out the people opposed to bombing the sand-niggers are largely brown.Who would have guessed?
EXTREME MAGA
>>531404738>>531404744no, this is kot>>531404815they’re going to kill me, carl. the features are not bugs, but they act like bugs. but otherwise i am comf and well. you?>>531404830all of this post. everything that kills me makes me feel alive
>>531404738>you heard melolwut there is no sound on /pol/ dumgay
>>531404865>majority of Whites disapproveNice self-own, shitskin.
Another democrat! Shocker!
>and maduro, whatever happened there
>>531404865forever vindicated
>>531404536>kill the filibusterOh my god is he retarded enough to encourage it? Please please please
>>531404982Evening!
>>531405003hey anon did you think this was cleverbe honest
>>531404696I am surprised my first tour of Mann vs Machine in a long while went off without a hitch.
>>531404961WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?
>>531405020hello there are 20 hours until MAGA time i can't wait
>>531404982You were more right about the i*an question than I previously thought.
>>531404932Sometimes you need some chaos to really feel something. Tomboys are especially good at that.>>531404919Henlo, Serena!>>531405037I haven't played that in many years! Glad it went well for ya!
>>531404932>no, this is kotTHIS IS PATRICK>they’re going to kill me, carl. the features are not bugs, but they act like bugs. but otherwise i am comf and well. percussive maintenance is a tried and true method>you?you know I've seen the clip of Super Dave reacting to a Norm joke a thousand times, but only just today looked up the full clip to see what the actual joke was. it was a prety good joke.
>>531405051IT AIN’T ME
I really want a sequel to Generation Kill so I hope there's an invasion of Iran. Unfortunately Rolling Stone blew his brains out but I'm sure there's another dicksuck communist reporter who could fill his shoes.
>>531405068This is turning out to be the merriest of Makimases!
esoteric and redacted compress your hatred into a steel ball a black sun edition
>>531405184>MUH VIETNAMDoes anyone who says shit like this ever actually look at the scoreboard?
>>531405096It helps when you have a competent team. One guy there had like 164 tours but still didn't get a single australium yet kek.
>>531403981Who are you? Rabbi Shmuley? Israel started this war. We shouldn’t be fighting it. And Israel should be sanctioned all the same.
>>531405236>60,000 - 3,000,000yeah we won
>>531405248>Competent teamAnd that's where I struggle. I'm dogshit at the game nowadays, and I have horrible luck with matchmaking. Oh well, as long as you have fun, that's what's important!
Will Drumpf assasinate him next?
We need to leave NATO and declare war on the EU and UK.
>>531405204Did you ever get that super computer to help you win the lottery yet?
>>531405068Very MAGA, indeed! ICE arriving at airports, this deadline passing, and the start of the baseball season on Wednesday! Lots to look forward to!>>531405096Henlo!
>>531405183yes yes, everyone already knows that /pig/ is a bait thread
>>531405313Pretty much every war America has fought excluding the revolution the USA dominated the scoreboard.
WW3 can’t come soon enoughCivil Wars everywhere sound kinoNuclesr Fallout also would be kino
>>531405311HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOUTHERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH MARRYING YOUR 14 YEAR OLD COUSINTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>531405107Norm asmrhttps://youtube.com/shorts/mjSCQ8J6zN4?si=dsZdVyyMCrSYc66z
>>531405352I hope you're comfy! I'm looking forward to my vacation this coming weekend.
>>531405348it wasnt so much the computer but the array size limits in c++. lots of RAM
>>531405367Isn't Epstein that jewish guy that Trump helped fake his death so he would avoid prosecution?
>>531405326Sometimes the right man can make a bad team into halfway decent. But I was super surprised how on the ball everyone was. Wish I didn't get ping raped into the 4th dimension of lag.>>531405460I stand corrected.
>>531404948>dumgayYOU LEAVE HIM ALONE, HES A GOOD BOY (who deserves to be bullied on sight)>>531405096aint that the truth>>531405107>THIS IS PATRICKoh right>percussive maintenance is a tried and true methodtrue but not when the object is kind of defined by percussing back. like if these were instawhores or green card hungry browns this wouldnt be a problem>you know I've seen the clip of Super Dave reacting to a Norm joke a thousand times, but only just today looked up the full clip to see what the actual joke was. it was a prety good joke.THIS IS YOUR LIFE! [proceeds to filter a shocking number of people with his antagonistic schtick]his story about slappy white and red foxx’s dog is one of the funniest things a human being has ever said
>>531405367That faggot downplays it just like you do.
Love to post in fat migger general
>>531405330Nah. He's not calling the shots
>>531405481>I stand corrected.i started re-writing the algorithm to avoid a super huge integration but that created new problems. mainly it needs to use an error correction thats super hard to debug
>>531405481Very true, owlman. Sometimes you lock in and surprise yourself with competence you didn't know you had, or your team does. Also, I feel your pain with the ping. Shit sucks.>>531405502Damn right, my man.
Uh oh Joe Kent is in deep doodoohttps://youtu.be/0tEBkrnulkI
>>531405556Neither were any of those leaders that got roasted
>>531405461>it’s retarded but real in my mind
Night night magamenHere's a sleepy video for you all if you need ithttps://youtu.be/kmoMsc0dD1QWishing you all a good week
>>531404739holy fucking based
>>531405461
>>531405416oh norm, you scamp>>531405502>true but not when the object is kind of defined by percussing back. like if these were instawhores or green card hungry browns this wouldnt be a problemso you're saying the problem is she's NOT a blue-eyed teenage mexican hooker who speaks no english>THIS IS YOUR LIFE! [proceeds to filter a shocking number of people with his antagonistic schtick]this was the one where Norm tells him a great gift for a retiring slave and Dave's like ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW????>his story about slappy white and red foxx’s dog is one of the funniest things a human being has ever saidyou're gonna have to give me the quick lowdown on that one because it sounds great
>>531405704>Epstein killed himself >the Trumpstein admin helped cover up the edited security tapesPick one, migapedo.
>>531405763>>531405768
>>531405717Goodnight, sleep well!
>>531405502Catto. >>531405561Well good luck with that. >>531405594I got up to 900 something ping at two instances.
>>531405833Good lord! Did you have someone playing from the damn moon or something?
>>531405777FAFO
It's been a really good day!
>>531405808Thankshttps://youtu.be/uDX6GI5raxMI hope I can finally get a job this week
>>531405857Both Chelsea and Hillary were fuckable in their prime.
>>531405892I don't think I had a moonie on my team. I don't even think I can blame the microslop for this.
>>531405959The internet is weird sometimes.>>531405952Yes!
>>531405952ride that high fren, tomorrow's gonna be even better
Mods, I'm posting this here since /ptg/ is regularly a page 1 thread and you're more likely to see it herePlease FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, clean the board of all the low tier and off topic slide and repetitive threads shitting up /pol/ and range ban the ones doing it fucking lost /b/ to this shit
>>531405952GOU'ALD?
>>531406006Too weird. Whatever I had my fun.
>>531406023you might not be angry but im super mad
red foxx was a nigger’s nigger but such a colossal dick that it cancels it out, or magnifies it i dunno>>531405594“dam straight” said the ocd beaver>>531405765>so you're saying the problem is she's NOT a blue-eyed teenage mexican hooker who speaks no englishim not saying that but im also not not saying that. >this was the one where Norm tells him a great gift for a retiring slave and Dave's like ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW????kektus. super dave was the total opposite of todd glass; norm was fucking with both but only dave knew it>you're gonna have to give me the quick lowdown on that one because it sounds great>be red foxx>invite dave and slappy white over>slappy needs to go in the back yard but is scared of red’s fuckoff huge dogs>”you motherfucker, how long have i known you? have my dogs ever gone after you?!” - red>slappy goes in backyard>dogs go after him and chase him into the pool>red: “well damn i guess they did go after him.”>>531405833heraldwatch blur now
>>531406061And that's what really matters when it comes to vidya.
In israel, the military controls the defensive missiles, so if a missile is not headed at a military target, they just let it go.All missiles headed at civilians in israel are not stopped.Everybody hates jews.
>>531406099was it redd foxx who did the "be kind to your prostitute" bit?
>>531406023Probably should also implement an auto-filter for any single poster who makes up more than 25-30% of a given thread after a certain post threshold. And auto-sage threads where the OP remains 1pbtid after a given amount of posts/time.
>>531406099>red: “well damn i guess they did go after him.”OMEGAKEK, thanks fren. blur that hot, sticky, honey-coated blur.
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>>531406099>red foxxSanford & Son is one of the best television shows of all time. Fucking hilarious shit. My dad and I binge watched that show together a couple years back and we still quote it to each other.
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela 12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I Island28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)30. San Bernando ArchipelagoWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Guyana (eastern half)9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
Bomb Canada
Current verdict: Pitts v. MS: 6A right to meet accusersDoe v. Dynamic: LA cannot grant immunity in a federal caseClark v. Sweeney: Trial juries can convict with a missing jurorBowe v. US: SCOTUS has jurisdiction over criminal appealsBarrett v. US: 18 USC 924 is a single lawBost v. IL: Candidates have standing.Case v. MT: 4A allows unwarranted entry in emergencyBerk v. Choy: State evidence law cannot be used in fed courtEllingburg v. US: Restitution = criminal punishmentCIAPU v. Burton: Reasonable-time limitLearning Resources v. Trump: No IEEPA tariffsHain v. Palmquist: Judicial procedure caseGeo v. Menocal: Cannot be sued for obeying govtVillareal v. TX: 6A allows gag orders to prevent story-matchingUrias-Orellana v. Bondi: Limits on judicial review of BIAGalette v. NJTC: State companies cannot claim immunity.Olivier v. Brandon, MS: 1A prospective reliefAwaiting verdicts: Chiles v. Salazar: 1A medical speech by doctorsUSPS v. Konan: If mail intentionally not delivered is miscarried or lost.LA v. Callais: VRA redistrictingRico v. US: Fugitive-tolling doctrine application to supervised releaseHencely v. Fluor: Federal Tort Claims ActLandor v. LA: Religious rights in prisonRutherford v. US: First Step Act Fernandez v. US: Use of the same reasons in requests to both vacate and reduce a sentenceCox v. Sony: Internet piracyFirst Choice v. Platkin: 1A chilling effectTrump v. Cook: Removal of officialsNRSC v. FEC: 1A campaign spendingHamm v. Smith: IQ testingFSCO v. Saba: Investment Company ActChevron v. Plaquemines: Federal officer removal statuteWV v. BPJ: Tranny athleticsWolford v. Lopez: 2AM&K v. Iam Pension Fund: ERISA multiemployer plan withdrawalHavana Docks v. Royal Caribbean: LIBERTAD ActExxonMobil v. Cimex: Foreign Sovereign Immunities ActEnbridge v. Nessel: Statute of limitationsPung v. Isabella, MI: 5A & 8AUS v. Hemani: 2A drug addictsHunter v. US: Limitation on appealsMontgomery v. Caribe: Preemption by 49 USC 14501
>>531404536In The Next 24 Hours, President Trump Will Fulfil The Kek Prophecy >>531405254>In The Next 24 Hours, President Trump Will Fulfil The Kek Prophecy >>531405254In The Next 24 Hours, President Trump Will Fulfil The Kek Prophecy >>531405254>In The Next 24 Hours, President Trump Will Fulfil The Kek Prophecy >>531405254
>>531406184The whole "board" really, really hated me when I started programmatically pointing out 1pbtid op rage bait threads, lol. Not the ops of course, they didn't post again, but the simps who thought they made super srs replies to it got really upset when it was pointed out they were falling for robot baitI have a lot of tools in my kit...
>>531406099Checked and watching pilled.>>531406107I'll find a way around it.
>>531406184like 98% of the board is nothing but spam same fucking topic headline, same fucking pic and sometimes multiples of it and none of them ever get more than 10-15 replies, mostly from anons like me wanting the mods to whack-a-mole this shit we all know who's fucking doing it just range ban china and india and you take care of 75% of the problem
>>531404739>The left just keeps fucking losing......because they are all loses.
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!
We will elect BUSTY ACT CONSERVATIVES and PASS THE BIGGER BEAUTIFUL BILL during this year's midterms! MAGA!
ITS TIME!!!!!nn all frens
>>531406368>>531406369>>531406370pretty good >>531406371nice
>>531406368>>531406369>>531406371Good job frens! We were all in sequence!
>>531406368>>531406369>>531406370>>531406371They did it.
>>531406369YES!>>531406368>>531406370 (The BUSTY Act! Pass it!)>>531406371 (nn, kotman!)Good job, frens and kot!
>>531406371>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>531406394Thanks fren!
I can't believe Trump threw away midterms just for AIPAC money.
>>531406368>>531406369>>531406370>>531406371WHY DO I NEVER NOTICE WHEN IT'S TIME FOR IT'S TIME STUFF1PM IS SUCH A WEIRD TIME TO BE DOING THIS!!
>>531406419>>531406428Thanks frens! Make America Backboob Again!
>>531406368Yay!>>531406369>>531406370>>531406371Good jobs, frens and kot!
>>531406434The funniest thing is that now AIPAC has to spend money defending drumpf's war instead of defending actual AIPAC candidates who MAGA candidates are primarying. Checkmate libtards.>>531406443Indeed! >>531406461Thanks fren!
>An anti-Semitic arson attack in Golders Green, London, has destroyed all (at least four) of the ambulances belonging to Hatzula Northwest, a Jewish volunteer emergency service that provides medical assistance 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.ughhh? Why do jews have things reserved for them only????
>>531406394>>531406399 (Check'd!)>>531406419>>531406443>>531406461Thanks, frens!>>531406459You're welcome, and yes! Let's do it!
>>531406329Rangeban China, Isn'treal, India, and Pakistan, and auto-detect and ban VPN addresses (and whole VPN services). And rangeban phoneposters, but they're too chickenshit to do that one.
>>531404779>its realHow long has Trump been tweeting in walls-of-text like a leftie?
>>531404744Digits!>Where's "That darn cat"?In a Disney movie.
>>531406579I can get behind that.
A firetruck at LaGuardia Airport in New York wasn't paying attention to air traffic control and didn't stop which cause it to collide with an airliner. 100% that fire truck operator, if still alive, is getting fired and possibly charged with criminal negligence.
>If the US enemy were to attack Iran's energy infrastructure, it would set off a chain reaction of attacks across the region.>Energy and electrical infrastructure, Water desalination plants>Kuwait>Al-Zour Desalination Plant>Al-Zour North Power Plant
>>531406434he wouldnt bend over to pick up $14 million + miriam can go fuck herself
And now, we start to enter Real Awoo Hours
>>531406576No problem. Do it again tomorrow.
I turned 26 today /ptg/, am I officially old now? I have been using /pol/ before Trump ever came down these escalators.
>>531406904I can only promise to try, my man.>>531406923You're under 30, so you still have time.
>>531405777>this concrete will protect me.jpg
LaGuardia Airport is closed right now because an airliner and a fire truck collided with each other. What a fuck up.
>'Do Not Want To Die For Israel': Doubts About Trump’s Iran Strategy Spread Among Troops>The possibility of an American ground operation in Iran is growing, but one service member familiar with troops in the region told HuffPost the prospect would be "an absolute disaster.">Interviews with active duty soldiers, reservists, and advocacy groups focused on service members found some U.S. troops who are caught up in the war are reporting vulnerability, overwhelming stress, frustration and disillusionment to the degree they may leave the military. The reservists and active duty soldiers spoke on condition of anonymity for fear of retaliation or because they were not authorized to speak to the press.>A ground operation would be “an absolute disaster… we don’t have a plan for that,” the official said earlier this week. “We can’t even fully defend a single land base in the theater.”>A veteran and reservist who mentors younger officers told HuffPost her contacts are expressing a loss of faith to a new degree.
>>531406923Also, happy birthday>>531406969>>531406654Truck driver is 1000% getting fired at bare minimum, I think.
>>531406969>Aircanada Odds on it being a jet?
>>531406969Fug.
>>531407012From the ATC audio it sounded to me like the jet is the one that fucked up, not the fire truck.>>531407017Yep . Some sort of regional jet. You can see it here:>>531407022
>>531404536>no multilizationbold of him to b& circumcision
Here's a better photograph. I don't think the plane is supposed to taxi like this kek
>>531406983Thank God. We can finally stop doing israel's bidding.
>>531407060Ah, that is the opposite of what I thought! Pilot is in trouble, then.
>>531407022>>531407099Here's a video of the aftermath.https://x.com/AZ_Intel_/status/2035931918852645254
>>531407060>Aircanada jetI meant jeet. Lol. Damn autocorrect.
>>531407022uhh ohh competency
Oh, shit, there are "fatalities" per radio traffic.
>>531407160Fuck.
I want to place a bet on it being a jeet pilot. Please be a jeet.
>>531407160SAR I AM TAXI HERE SAR
>>531407022>>531407099For reference this is what a CRJ-900 is supposed to look like. There's a whole chunk of the front of the aircraft that is missing. I assume that's where casualties were from. No word on whether the captain and first officer survived however the radio mentioned "fatalities."
>>531407135>>531407222Has Air Canada been jeeted? I don't know. Wouldn't surprise me.
>>531407222Hey stella...
>>531406969wasted
>>531407283All of Canada has been shitted. >>531407304>Praeteria, ovum-kun delendum est.
>Australia gets rid of all of its refineries>relies on imports for 85% of its consumption>Asia cutting them offLol.
>>531407409Capitalism is so fucking awesome man
>>531407022A FUCKING LEAF
>>531407341>speaking a dead language
>>531407022>Aircanadafuckin jeets
>>531404536>>531401937 (lb)>>531401922 (lb)>>531401838 (lb)Dental chair was Leaky and not set up right.Think drugs.Dirty nitrous (medical grade) (80-95%)What is scientific grade nitrous used for?Glassblowers know.
>>531404536>you heard him.Lets pass the save act.>this gives the dems time to collect their *redacted*
>>531407632I hate how good these guys are at using memes.
>>531406234
*anti-semitic
>>531407732>In this White House>In this white housebased
>>531407632>next Dem to get 'elected' will tear it down in solidarity with the prairie niggersYou know this to be true.
>>531407623Btw Epstein was co-founder of The Clinton Foundation.Perhaps Epstein had his hands in more than just sabotaging the democrat party.>hear me out.Crimes against humanity executive order.Dig forCannibalism (Desecration of a corpse (child))JEJailAnything nanna boat/palm tree hatch.The master bedroom freezer on LSJ (70 pounds of jerkey meat)The cannibalism is the crux to it all.Collect any privately held evidence for submission while we first pass the save act. I want to vote like congress and stick my ID into the voting terminal like an ATM with the vote counted via Blockchain.
>>531407788The prairie niggers are currently begging the FEDs to do something about all of the illegals growing drugs on their reservations because they don't have enough police to do anything about it.
>>531407135What's your problem
>>531406969How the fuck does that happen.
>>531407936lol Really? I never heard about that. I'd be surprised if it's true because they really don't want Feds coming onto the rez. They know not what they ask.
And like that a new baker is now needed. Goodnight everyone, we are going to win.
>>531408046Goodnight, owlman! Sleep well.
>>531408046>a new baker is now needed
>>531408046
>>531408073Man I'm tired
>>531407996I can only assume one of three people fucked up. Either the driver of the fire truck, the pilot taxiing the aircraft, or the air traffic controller working both of them.
>>531408126Good evening, Tom.
Stella
>>531408069The average number of human testicles in the world is less than 1.
>>531408126
>>531408153Based and polisher pilled
>>531408158This image is true and I've been trying to lecture people on the value of the lesson that can be learned and they (anglo brits in particular) really, really don't want to hear it. Sad
>>531408177Czech'd
>>531408046Also, I can bake one.>>531408209Been a while, so I had to honor tradition.
>>531408173still more than the average, so ok
>>531404536>SAVE AMERICA ACT!!>CUT YOUR SON'S PENIS OFF
There were aliums at LaGuardia todayhttps://youtu.be/aNxfm8W7Bcc?si=MB42ernBwpmTsUe9
>>531408291He has to include that or the jews will sue him for the "right" to circumcise their children.
>>531408023No, the reservations have become hubs of illegal criminals doing shit because they have no effective law enforcement and are a blind spot for the FEDs.Native Americans voted for Trump harder than white males.They're getting buried under spics pretending to be feather Indians.The Natives were killing spics before Texas was even a thing.
why are brownoids so mind raped by AI? Does it really just boil down to having low IQ or is it something else?
>>531408376Huh. Must be a southern thing. Up north here, the prairie niggers do anything to keep the Feds off the rez's. They do all the drug making themselves.
>>531408377>non sequiturbrowns are some of the highest users of ai. you're going to have to be more specific if you want to eloquate a dichotomy. it's too broad a tool/concept to really pigeonhole.
>>531408453>>531408377AI this *grabs crotch*
What could go better with a slice and some strikes than the official energy drink of Call of Duty? Fuel up, gamers
>>531408377They actually believe like it's how it works in the movies and have relegated all of their thinking to it. Same with the boomers.
>>531408440Its actually the northerners that are complaining the hardest.Up in Montana.The illegals know the reservations are blind spots and easily outnumber the entire reservation police forces.In the mountains and forests up North its far easier to conceal grow ops and other illegal enterprises
>The US has reportedly told Israel that its plans to liberate the Strait of Hormuz may take longer than expected.>"The American assessment is that this is an operation that will last for many weeks...the goal is a broad strategic change" -N12 news2 more weeks
>>531408365>He has to include that
>>531408561Huh. Guess I haven't paid attention to the going-ons of the rez's in a while. Well good. I hope we do get the Feds to go there.
>>531408616>reportedlyyou're a horse's ass
turns out you can just do things
what the fuck
>>531408158Indians watch movies similar to nickelodeons from the 1900s whereas westerners contemplate existence.
>>531408779How exactly is that unusual lmao
>>531408779>Canuckazi pilots
AWOO and good evening. Iran status, gib news pls.
>>531408839I don't think I've ever seen an orthodox jew in real life.
>>531408808>1900sFuck off zoomzoom
>>531405170Seethe, Carville. SEETHE HARDER!
>>531407788If Dems get elected they will literally make a Reversal Office where elected employees work 24/7 to reverse or destroy everything Trump did.
>>531408240What's the lesson? That Indians need shallow musicals to distract themselves from their abject poverty and squalor?Anyway, if Indian culture was so wonderful you would be there now immersed in it.
>>531408849Good evening, fren. Iran is still tardflailing, and a jet hit a firetruck.Also, reminder that I am still baking.
>>531408860NYC to Toronto or Montreal flight would have Jews going to and fro for Passover which is soon
>>531408961>misses the point entirely>is angry about itsee
>>531408866You dont know what a nickelodeon is, do you? Im not talking about the TV network, numbnut "zoomzoom"...
>>531408849>Iran status, gib news pls.IT'S TOTALLY DESTROYED, DEMOLISHED, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LEFT BUT A SMOKING CRATER WHERE A WHOLE IRAN USED TO BEAMERICA NEEDS YOUR HELP ASAP TO TO MAKE THE STRAIGHTS OPEN THEIR ASSHOLE TO USPLEASE HELP I'M BEGGING YOU WE DECIMATED THEM SO HARD WE CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU
>>531408847
>>531409013Who is angry? You didnt say I was wrong.
>>531404536A leader must work on making life prosperous.Trump has ruined it for everyoneThis is March's candleStill going.....
>>531409028It's a zoomer thing to refer to the 90's as the 1900s though, as a way to rub it in millennials faces they are getting old. I'll be 40 this year so I'm feeling it
>>531409068Disgusting, please hide that ugly flag
>>531409067You're the exact archetype of what I'm talking about. You didn't understand the statement being made, so you leapt to the most resentful sarcasm-fueled interpretation of it, rather than try to understand it.
>>531409166Do you see how many white people we've hired to just stand there like decorations?
Fuark
>>531408985>Good evening, fren. Iran is still tardflailing, and a jet hit a firetruck.>Also, reminder that I am still baking.ty baker
>>531409301Just not going to fuck you bro
>>531404957How does one even do this? I mean like physically. Does he have a freakishly small penis?You know what, I do not want to know. Forget I asked.
>Iranian missile strike hits Haifa
This is a better photograph.
>>531409466And higher quality. I'm pretty sure the captain and first officer died.
>>531409466>Jews on board>Plane gets a bris
>>531409505>>531409466Shit!
>>531409463https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Rsov4B_VI
>>531409520SHUT IT DOWN, GOY, STOP NOTICING
>>531409370Quit saving Indian videos on your laptop it's wierd. We don't think about you or the opinions Timmy.Go live your life
How much time is left on the 48 hours to open the strait? I want to see some power plants get destroyed
>>531409612Why they are funny
>>531409612jam boy lol
>>531409618Less than 20 hours at this point, I think.
>>531408779>LaGuardiaOf course. What a shitty airport
I think, after listening to the ATC audio, that the controller fucked up. It seems he was unaware Air Canada was landing when he cleared the fire truck to cross the runway.
Well it's after midnightThat's another billion spent on IranAnd we can only account for 37% of the budget
Hot girl ASMRhttps://youtu.be/kXyVNJ4di2o?si=CcURaiOTnTut2q5L
>>531409849Damn. Think the ATC is just getting fired, or do you think they're looking at prison time?
>>531409965Depends on the circumstances. There will be a lengthy and exhaustive investigation. I also could be wrong about it but that is my theory after hearing the audio.
>>531410041Fair point. A fuckup of that scale will absolutely get investigated, so I suppose we'll have to wait and see.
>>531408268based
>>531404536I hate being called a migger. It’s so degrading
At least two are dead and three are critically injured following the collision at LaGuardia.
>>531409466fire truck must have contained a bomb
>>531410105>offended by brown people epithets
>>531410105Really?
Still baking.
I would assume the chemtrailling the shit out of the skies right now is related to targeting functions of various radar systems
All incoming flights to LaGuardia have been diverted to JFK. The airport is expected to be closed at least until noon Monday.
>>531409466lol what did they do now
>>531410488Check'd and I'm not surprised. Condolences to the family of the deceased. Hope the others pull through.
>Iranian Revolutionary Guard: If they bomb our power grid, we will bomb the power grids of the occupying regime(israel)
>>531410575An Air Canada Express regional jet (operated by Jazz which is I think a wholly owned subsidiary of Air Canada) collided with a fire truck after landing at LaGuardia Airport in New York. There are at least two fatalities and many injured. Very few details as of now.
>>531410660Scratch that. Jazz is owned by Chorus Aviation, not Air Canada.
did they use the inflatable exit slides? those things never get used
This is a really good graphic juxtaposing an intact CRJ with what remains of the totaled aircraft at LaGuardia. I would be shocked if the captain and first officer survived.
New photograph showing the other side of the aircraft.
>>531410689Looks like they did on one side.>>531410749>>531410792Looking at it, yeah. The Captain and F.O. might be the two confirmed fatalities.
>>531409742I think it's go time.
>>531410749>>531410792im gonna say its not good when the front falls off
>>531410872I'll hold off on my reaction until we know for sure.Still baking.
>>531404536>launches a war to end America>writes wall of text about absolutely nothingTrump has completely lost the plotHe went from best president to worst president in a three-week spanholy shit
>>531411119>launches a war to end Americahow so?
>Trumo has never longposted beforeyou lost, tranny
>>531411160if we retreat, ultimate humiliation and end of the petro dollarif we fight, victory is impossible, and the economy craters anywayThere are no good outcomes for the United States in this war
>>531411168It's called leftyposting
>>531411160>>launches a war to end America>how so?>t. clueless about the Prophecy
>>531411267>>531411267>>531411267>>531411267NEW THREAD>>531411267>>531411267>>531411267>>531411267GO NOWLOAD UP AND REDEPLOY, NIGGY-WIGGIES!
>>531411242>weSeems like you're the only one with a problem
>>531411242>if we retreat,why would you do that?>victory is impossiblethey have nothing left to fight with.oh and it`s not really a war.
>>531411242>victory is impossibleWhy are you all terrified of and constantly talk up the supposed infinite insurmountable power of every brown shithole? What possible power could they have if they cant even protect their own government continuity?
>>531411457something something uhhh if you send even one pair of "boots on the ground" that means vietnam quagmire for 60 years. so you better vote for brown communist women who want to replace you
