Silicon Valley Entrpreneur Bryan Johnson is 50 but he is biologically 28/29 according to health metrics. He even looks younger than many 28 year olds. Bryan Johnson says that his generation might be the first to not die.
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>>531413750He looks 42
>>531413750He looks like a 60 year old tranny
>>531413750He looks like a 48 years old lesbian
>>531413750>Bryan Johnson says that his generation might be the first to not die.that's the only redeeming thing about life, what the fuck? It's like a movie that never ends, just finish it fuck sake
>>531413750He looks mid 40s to me
>>531413750That one sure as hell isn't.
He looks 12
THis guy is like the opposite of the "teenagers play in the rain and jump around" meme guy. That guy is funny as shit but this guy is just annoying/sad.I get wanting to be 16 again but I want to be 16.... when I was actually 16, like time travel back to that year. I don't want to hang out with gen Atards or go to college bars to talk about how 'cheugy' things are with wiggers.
>>531413750Leon in RE9 looks younger than him and he isn't even using AI to make himself look younger.
there is a hard limit to human age and it's 120no biologist knows how to get around itcope and seethe """biological age""" is also pseudoscience
>>531413750His bussy is tight as a 28 year old.
>>531413750>Lighting >Make up>Filters>"Oh wow this guy/girl looks 30 years younger on reels!!! BUY THE COURSE!!"What retarded shit all this agemaxxing type nonsense is
>>531413750Holy shit...
>>531413750The funniest thing would be what one punch to his geriatric face would do. Real people live lives. Things happen. This faggot has probably never been punched even once. He hasn't even lived. How do you pretend to have lived without ever having gotten any scars?What a faggot.
>>531413750he looks like a granny with surgery
>>531413750Damn OP. Why you posting photos of children?
>>531413750>ok alright shine that light directly at my face. increase the intensity. change the angle a bit. there. FUCK now it makes my hairline look like a post menopausal 67 year old lady and my wrinkles are still showing. oh well let's do this. "so yeah I'm probably like 28 / 29 if you can believe that, i'm basically a zoomer."
>>531413750It's all bullshit bro>After hitting Kirk's titanium alloy exo-coating in his spine, the bullet ricocheted downward into his Virellum Core through the Nexoplasm Lattice, nicking the Astragyre Node or possibly the Threxian Pulse Sac, before moving down further to the Lumisyn Gland, Orrathic Spiral Lung, and Quantex Flux Reservoir. That alone would usually be fatal but when you take into account the bullet also went back upwards to the Myridian lipidnoid Chamber and Solvex Nutriphage, and finally to his Zorvian Phase Kidney, I knew there was no chance he could survive without Quantum Cytorealignment or Bio-Phase Vascular Rechanneling that are only available on his home planet.
>>531413750>He even looks younger than many 28 year olds.Delusional faggot.
>>531413750You know what’s crazy?That fucking 60 year old gook looks younger than him, and he is probably a fraction of his wealth.Sucks to be a fucking nerd staring at computers and being idle most of your life. KWAB!
>>531413917Maybe he is just better at the game than you.
>>531413750the one comfort i get out of these threads in this dogshit webpage is knowing people make them just because they're retarded and not because they get money or recognition out of it
>>531413750he looks 17
>>531413750Virgin guy whos basically a tranny because of how many hormones hes taking to gamble on alchemy < the chad who just naturally doesnt age
I love billionaires they're so fucking genius and generous and cool
>>531413750And yet some homeless guy covered in shit can plunge a stick into his neck and poof he's dead. He ain't dodging the grim reaper's cock.
Bryan doesn't want to be young, he just doesn't want to dieif you can maintain something well it lasts for much longer, so why not do the same to your body (and measure everything all the time to prove it)
>>531413750He got vaxxed. He is ageing rapidly even with his shitty blood transfusions
>>531413778Would you tell him that if he were your boss?
>>531413886What is this? A 17 year old ant?
>>531414089wasn't he gonna send us to mars or whatever?somehow i expected someone with ownership of a mine in africa to do more than buy a webpage and run it to the ground
>>531413916>Leão Quenédi, youngest favela citizen
>>531413916brian johnson cant stand this guyhe looks like kid without his effort
>>531414122I just rejuvenate. :3>it is excruciating>bone has to be melted down with a special fluid found in butterfly cocoons>metabolic acid
There might be something wrong with this guy.
>>531414240I get who's the grandad but who's the father and who's the son?
>>531414299They get confused as brothers all the time
>>531414240he's a Mormon which a lot of people don't know about him, he's a weird dude and it is probably where his god complex stems from.
>>531413750I don't know his real age but he looks like hes in his 50s
>>531413750Chris Norlund is actually doing in practice everything this guy aspires to be, simply by just being asian and in decent health
>>531414336is this the guy that would feel how hard his son's morning erection was to compare it to his own?based i guess
>>531413750>his generation might be the first to not die.Imagine the masters to forcefully inject you with some genetic mutation , gene altering shot to make you live forever so you can work for them 16 h per day everyday to make them richer and when you kill yourself to resurrect you to serve your sentence for commenting suicide.What a great thing it is to live forever.To be exploited forever.ahahahhahahahahah.What a great time to be alive.
>>531413750Oh he baked that makeup
>>531413750>Bryan Johnson is 50 but he is biologically 28/29You don't need to be billionaire for that
>>531414569look at this cute cat.Look at it!
>>531414068Buy an ad faggot.
>51 years old>don't do any wacked out cryo-chamber bullshitWhite genetics just aren't that great. They try and chase immortality as an overcompensation for that simple fact
>>531413750lol, he just looks like a tranny. Nice work Brian, the estrogen injections have done wonders.
>>531414664This is a forced meme that I'm starting to enjoy tbqh famalam
>>531414690>that smogThis is why I can never live in China. I went to Hong Kong and it was like this too
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>>531414152I would. To his face. I am unemployed for a reason though.
>>531414664this guy didnt make it
>>531413750Blue label copium
>>531413750dude looks like a 40 year old with a face lift, and no matter how hard you rich retards try, irregardless of how many dead baby cream you smear on your skin and no matter the results of your iPad-powered “biometric data” hustle, you’re still NOT, biologically speaking, “anti-aging” or “reversing aging” because your fucking TELOMERES are STILL DYING and no matter how much you worship at the cult of mammon, we still haven’t figured out how to reverse telomere damage! Just like women with their eggs & fertility, time is against you unholy niggers; thank God for that.
>>531414161Hes been posted here for a while, hes at least 18 now
>>531413778I mean that's a start
>>531414610>boomers and their rotten kids may never dieWhat if the world as we knew it really ended back in 2012 and now we might actually be in Hell?
>>531413750Someone's been eating their jerkey.
>>531414738>omg some clouds I'm gonna piss my pantsWeird stuff
>>531414240He tracks how long his son stays hard at night and compares it to how long he stays hard at night.
>>531413750His cells still age underneath and he will get cancer/heart issues like everyone else. He will also look uncanny in 10-20 years
>>531413750he looks 54
>>531413750Who would want to live eternally on this shit hole
>>531413750An infinity of fashion shows and social media posting. yikes.
>>531414938>clouds Air pollution is awful for your lungs, skin, etc.
>>531413750a middle-aged Clavicular.cute how he covers his neck ---- or did he eliminate the turkey neck with plastic surgery?
>>531414240Of course there is, hes Br*tish
>>531413750He looks... 50
>>531414742Glad you are aware of your issues. Quite rare here.
>>531413750I am immort-ACK *dies to random homeless nog in the Bay Area*
>>531414152>impotent power fantasy
>>531414152I would shortly after that i was dismissed but then again there were multiple other issues, i told them to their faces that what they were doing wasnt really smart.
>>531413750He looks like a geriatric pervert began taking progesterone and hitting the beauty salon. At least the brassimio posters are funny.
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>>531415454In case of graf dracula i would think he is doing something right i just dont like that obsession with that but maybe it is like playing a "game". I also would fatten up a bit just like 5 burger pounds n shit. Would not look that waxie.
>>531413750Only love matters, it's over
>>531415509r/poetry
>>531413750>looks younger than manyWhat were the references? Smokers, drug users, and girls who fuck themselves up with ozempic and botox and make themselves look 45 at 20? Dude is clearly balding and has many wrinkles.
>>531415367He will die because of the common cold or something like it.He basically lives in a sterile bubble, his immune system must be really fragile right now despite all the supplements he takes.
>>531415498Right now not so great but i had my ups and downs.
>>531413750The fuck are you on about. He looks like he's in his late 50s. I'm turning 33 tomorrow and look much younger than he does
>>531415537He doesnt look bad i m just saying he should gain a few pounds, well he acktually kinda did. Grow a beard maybe.
>>531415604He got some good titty genetics i think a beard would (not too well groomed) would make him kinda look badass.
>>531415161>I died of mist or something
>>531413916>the skipping Kkkkkkkeeeekkkkk
>>531413778Bro I’m older than that and look younger than him. He looks 50
He looks amazing and he tries to save the West and the white race by making us look young and beautiful.If you buy and consume his suppliments you will look just like him.Are you an incel with shitty genes? Cant get no pussy and nobody gives you attention even though you think youre a beautiful smart genius?Get some DNA repair and youll look like a Chad in no time.
>>531413750/our guy/ mogs him
>>531413789Thank you for clarifying people seemed confused
>>531413778He looks like a guy in his early 50s that lifts weights and eats clean. You are retarded
>>531415929i would sell my right testicle for his supplement, where can i get them
>>531414336He looks like a 60 year old tranny.
>>531415950Is this a joke? I get that people here post him as a joke, but is the guy himself joking? Dude looks 50.
>>531413750He looks ten years older than me and I'm 40
>>531414690Damn, Asian genetics are the best - this man looks great. The bowl cut they all copy from Korea doesn't look retarded at all. Having the hairstyle of a toddler is based af.
>>531414240Why would anyone pose for such a gay photo? Candid shots are the best for family photos. This looks forced and unnatural.
>>531416233I am sure chicks dig it.
>>531413750Looks 4 years old to me, where are his parents?
>>531413916God South America looks shit
>>531413750>I'm gonna ruin this guy's entire career.
>>531413886kek, was waiting for this faggot to be posted.
>>531413750Sometimes he looks like a healthy person his age with a good skincare routine, sometimes he looks like an alien.
>>531416233What are we talking about? I didn't say he's Chaddy McAryan-GigaChaddinton or anything, I said he looks much younger than his age, which is demonstrably true. You're nitpicking his haircut or something? Are you a barber or black man or something? Only blacks or barbers really care about that stuff
>>531414666Here's another for you, Satan.
>>531414240Isn't he a health freak? why does he look yellow?
>>531414336One of my brothers i dunno looks 80% like this.
>>531416798He's a vegan, so the yellow is a touch of jaundice.
>>531413750can he do a skip heel kick off a curb
>>531413750They eventually turn into mutant monstrosities, I've seen it in the movies.
I have never seen such a young vampire
>>531416798He takes like 100 supplements a day, his poor liver cant really process all that shit efficiently i assume.The only difference between medicine and poison is the dose really. He is a greedy fuck that will die below the average age.
>>531413750he looks like an AIDS patient
>>531413750if you catch every kind of disease, the elites can't harvest your organs, its a fact
>>531413886sovl > basedence once again
>>531413750He looks like a 40+ never-married aunt.
>>531413750>eat viagra every day>look, my erections are so hard, it's like I'm still a teenager>eat shiton of othet supplements daily>become vegan of all things>BUY MY COURSE!this nigga fake
>>531413750Health metrics did not include hairline, I see.
>>531417256I think he is just insane desu. If he wasnt rich he would be that crazy homeless guy talking about aliens in the liquor store parking lot.
>>531414170Why would you ever expect anything from a south african? They let their country get destroyed. Who does that?
>>531414240So he's also gay?
>>531414069this spritely young whippersnapper mogs the whole board
>>531413750This guy will not even live as long as an average Italian grandpa.
>>531413750It's still a losing battle, and it's going uphill. Immortality is impossible, only a fool would even want such a thing.These assholes need some humble pie. Anyway the wrath of God is coming for this world and it will set a lot of people right.
>>531414724it's funny precisely because Brian Johnson exists and does this unironically
>>531413750>Ellites will willingly to stay indefinitely in this gay material worldI'm OK with that
>>531418149His sleep thingy is kinda not that bad. Graf dracula maybe should grow a beard.
>>531415733>air pollution is good for you or something
>>531413750Is that a child?
>>531413750He looks his age.He wears makeup & dtes his hair.True immortals don-t do either.
>>531413917Exactly.His mitochondria are weak.
>>531417511of course, goes hand in hand with vanity & effeminacy
ive never seen such a young man
>>531413750I follow the guy for a bit, and he does walk the talk, which is admirable desu. But he has people keeping checks on him, best foodstuffs and care and free time. Unless everyone has that, the benefits he got from it will be his alone. I at least hope that the data from his experiment can be used to improve nutritional science, even though that's n=1. But it's clear that better food and quality of life leads to higher longevity - look at boomers, if they survived the lead and asbestos and war, they often lived much longer than the generations before them.
>>531414780^this, tik tok
>>531418289He does look his age, however this is also due to bodyfat, like those hollywood whores they think it is nice to be super thin, it isnt the face dries out and it demands that fat.He also looks like this guy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBu6RLQe4yU
>>531413916Seriously though, I like this delusional huemonkey's spirit.
>>531413750This man is mentally illHe also looks about 45The lighting is doing in favor by washing out his features, or perhaps this is shopped.A normal photo of Johnson makes him look his age.
>>531413750He looks like a 50 year old with toonmuch botox and plastic surgery lmaoI GUARANTEE you he still wakes up feeling 50+
>>531413750Also the amount of malding 20somethings in this thread is amazing, because they know their bodies are shit
>>531418587I m 40 and i ve never felt better other than i need my sleep.
>>531414069>he can run and jump around like a teenager>proceeds to show him doing a geriatric's impersonation of a 30 year oldlol. LMAO even
>>531418503>better food and quality of lifehe eats plates of pills, he's vegan and spends his days on monitors
>>531413750All you need to do is cap your telomores and arrest your biological senescence and you're immortal. It's that easy.
>>531414938>muh cloudsNigger smog isn't clouds, it's all pollution and exhaust fumes. Literally the reason most boomers are mindless sychophants is because they all grew up surrounded by, and huffing leaded fuel smog.
>>531417080same with smoking and eating meatit's why the falun gong serve so well as organ donors for rich chinks
>>531413771I dont get it, why are they stealing the road?
>>531413750>28/29That hairline says you're lying.
>>531413793Lmfao, this.
>>531414122B by Jun
he steals blood from his own child to stay young. he's a literal vampire.
>>531415509I saw that when he posted it, honestly my favourite from him
>>531414069that guy is actually 56 years old
>>531418503when I was a kid my neighbour was an old geezer who rode his bicycle all his life, made wooden furniture in his shed, he smoked cigars and drank gin, and eventually he died in his sleep at age 98.People smoked and drank more than us, and still reached ripe old age. Being a health nut can't save you when you time is up. It wouldn't be the first jogger than dies at ages 37 from a heart attack.
>>531418818sure buddy
>>531418757Well yeah, that ensures his quality of life (in health sense). Honestly when he dies, I hope researchers pull the most influential factors from his data and generalize them.>inb4 it will be exercise and don't eat shit
>>531413750>dies in a freak car crash>becomes immortal but gets sentenced to 900 years in solitaryImmortality is so cringe
>>531416233dog soup(boiled alive) was healthy all along?kek BTFO you brown shitskin slant eyed jungle bug.
>>531413750>28/29Lol, no I'm 36 and I look younger than him
>>531414780>we still haven’t figured out how to reverse telomere damage!Just shoot up straight telomerase and hope that the ultra-turbo-nigger-cancer doesn't show up.
>>531419320I don't get why people talk like there's something amazing going on here, or something that needs to be researched. He's a mid-40s dude who looks like he's 50. I get that he seems amazing in the US, where everyone is fat... but seriously, anyone who doesn't over-eat will look like that or better in their mid-40s, that's normal up here.There's nothing research worthy or amazing with his OCD protocols. His weirdo lifestyle should only be interesting to his shrink.
>>531413750>He even looks younger than many 28 yearNo, he doesn't.
>>531413750Its going to be hilarious when he still dies anyway. He will likely outlive me tho.
>>531417256>>531417378I think he's a neurotic guy with OCD who made his billions and now uses this health stuff to feel in-control 24/7. He's in for a rude awakening if he ever gets cancer.
>>531416161yes, and the op guy looks 60
>>531416328They don't have any wars because Gaza/Bakhmut-look is default for them, so any bombing could be a potential improvement.
>>531415275He's born and bred Mormon American. He has a strong Utah accent too.
>>531413750He looks like he's made out of wax>>531413793Accurate.
>>531413750>man with botox
>>531413750He looks 55 with heavy makeup or plastiv surgery
>>531418947They want to put the asphalt in front of their own huts.
>>531413750you don't need to be a millionaire to look younger. these things are cheap and mainstream now. whatever he is doing.
>>531413750He is turning into an NPC from Fallout 3.
>>531420416the most effective ways to look younger are literally almost 0 cost
>>531413750how is it that east asians do it naturally but billionares from western countries need to eat babies and shit to look uncanny? ive seen a 30 y/o east asian man look 16, not even having noticable makeup or surgery.
>>531413750and he sells some shitty supplement powderI'm probably doing even better but I use urine therapy, an advanced antioxidant, and an advanced superconductor occasionally when I feel like it, it's not a routine per se and also other health food crap
>>531420686They're a low testosterone race. Testosterone is sort of rough on the body. If you chop off your balls your skin will be smoother and you'll retain your hair longer. Don't tell this Bryan fag.
>>531413916I wish he was this silly IRL
>>531413750Telomeres still getting shorter every cell division my nigger. All a man can choose is the manner of his death, and hopefully it's something cool that kills a lot of kikes.
I have never seen a 28 year old this young
Imagine thinking you can outdo God. I'm all for taking better care our selves, but he is delulu.
>>531416277>>531414240He's just your average JoJo fan
>>531413750Okay, what do his organs look like? How elastic are his veins and muscles? Let's see how much cartilage he still has in his joints.
>>531418947why not? it's free asphalt
>>531413750Death is gonna be terrifying for that dude. That's pretty funny. Cling harder. Cry too.
>>531420971Dude is a vegan so you can expect him to creak when he walks. Nothing worse for your body than veganism, which is probably why this guy looks 10 years older than he is.
>>531413750You are really overestimating both the imbeciles in charge and the $cientist$. I look 20 years younger than I am myself without even eating a single child in my life kek.
>>531413750His lips are too thin
>>531413916>uses rage bait to lift himself out of favela lifestyle >it actually worked
>>531413806Massive cope, everything has a finite self-life. You will die. Medical science and taking care of yourself only delays the inevitable.
>>531413750Is he bulletproof or something? How do they become immortal? People die at 28 all the time
>50>looks like a 60-year-old sex doll for faggots
>>531416798Yeah he looks like he has jaundice he needs to get some uv
>>531421367>roasties--HELLRAISER.jpghello incel kek, you know thats a weird chink right
>>531413806>be the first to not die.If he grew up, he is going to grow old.
>>531413750why does he have breasts?
>>531413750Lifespan is 99% genetics. He would have better chances of living longer if he put his money into longevity research. But on the other hand he is bringing a lot of attention to the field by experimenting on himself
>>531413750>He even looks younger than many 28 year olds.Hardly. He looks anywhere from late 30s to early 50s, always kinda hard to tell because the lifestyle has a huge impact on how you age.But he absolutely does not look 28 or younger, kek.
>>531421992>But he absolutely does not look 28 or younger, kek.You are right - his skin betrays his age. And I was just bragging that I look that young lol.
>>531413877>>531413916Why tf does he jump around and horsekick every video? Is that a sign of youth? Maybe that johnson guy should start this and everyone thinks: what a young fella.
>>531422208>his skin betrays his ageEspecially in the face, yeah.If you took a picture of my body without the face, I could easily convince someone that I'm in my early 20s.But include my face and it is instantly obvious that I am close to 40. No amount of cosmetic surgery could change anything about that, either.
>>531422446>No amount of cosmetic surgery could change anything about that, either.I'm amazed at how bad our cosmetic surgery tech is in this regard. The only thing you can accomplish with it is to become more Bogdanoff, not looking younger.
>>531422886It's the skin elasticity, and the very small but still very important fat deposits in your face.It's not something that can be fixed by simply shaving something away or injecting something, you'd need to genuinely replace the whole face, and good luck with that.Maybe in the future with gene-modding, if we haven't bombed ourselves back into the stone ages by then.
>>531413750>Lol at his face>Assume he's probably 45>He's 50>Tons of makeup>Botox>Camera filter >High exposureHe looks like shit
>>531413750He literally looks 40 lmao. Mega cope by him.
>>531413750Its called having good genetics you dysgenic freak
>>531416798The yellow is his youthful glow
>>531413750Dude does look his age though, the hairline, the wrinkles along the edges of the head,the flattening of facial featuresHe's aged well but his age is still super obvious
>>531413750He looks like a 50 year old with an ok plastic surgeon and slathered in skin cream. Way too fuckin moist to look natural.
>>531420416Isn't the current manchild epidemic proof that you should just act your age and not go mad chasing peter pan delusions like the like of Tarl Warwick?
>>531413771Beautiful contrast anon. +10 Internetz awarded along with your (you)
>>531424045it's a proof that women should have their rights removed and exist as ontologically secondary forms of cattle or property; and that i'm not marrying anyone non-virginal over 19 even when i am 100.
>>531413905They have clinical trials going on with humans for reverse aging (partial) Apparently it's already been proven to work on lab rats. So likely to work with people. I read something about some gland or something else that is likely to be the bigger bottleneck down the road. Whatever it is would be good to learn about.
>>531413750>his generation might be the first to not dieI'm not sure immortality is a desirable thing considering the state of the world and the grim future that awaits
>>531413750Without reading the caption I assumed this guy is 46. He sounss feminine being obsessed with lying to himself about his looks.
>>531414724im not. it creeps the shit out of me and i'm tired of seeing it constantly
>>531413750He's deluded himself, and spent millions being deluded>But it's his money, let him believe what he likes
Anyone that says he "looks his age" is just trying to coal post. Most white guys his age look AWFUL, he looks good
>>531424761hermano how is jamal and schlomo going to eat and live a good life if you are not out there eternally working the fields? please dont be so selfish
>>531413750Naah....they still taking bullet to head as anyone else....poor people won't let rich live forever.
Why anons link his appearance with biological age? It's rather about internal organ function
>>531413750He looks like a 52 year old who had plastic surgery
>>531426148Oh, anon, your internal organs are so youthful
>>531413750I caught some rare footage of immortal elite last Thursday, these people literally aren't human
>>531425588>Most white guys his age look AWFULIn the US. Here he'd just be another completely normal 50 year old guy.
>>531413750>balding heavily
>>531413750Its like plaster over a old man. You can see the age.
>>531413750did he get the vaccine against sudden high impact violence?
>>531413750he could maybe pass as 40-ish if he hid everything above his eyebrows with a wig of a hat
>>531413771It's jugaad saar indian ingenuity
>>531413886And fucks 16 year olds in southeasr asia too
>>531415102people that are not poor.
>>531413750Whats hilarious is, he lives a pathetic life and just looks like a 46 year old nerd. >Billy gunn>62 year old Aryan Chad>partied, drank, did drugs, chewed tobacco for years, abused his body with wrestling and tanning>looks better, stronger, lives life to the max and is launching his kids into wrestling without harvesting their blood like this freak. Cant beat genes you nerd.
>>531413750Immortality in this world is the worst punishment God could give to a man. It's such a terrible curse God only gave it to one man: Cain. Not like these losers could ever achieve what only God can grant.
>>531424045The real manchild epidemic is joyless scolds like you who murdered their inner kid decades ago and now seethe at anyone still enjoying life, turning “act your age” into a cope while Tarl Warwick’s out here actually living.
he looks 60 with plastic surgery and a shit ton of make up
>>531413750He's the billionaire equivalent of that 38 year old pretending to be a teenager guy I see posted everywhere.
>>531415950I don't get this, is this a joke? The guy looks 15 you fucking pedo why are you saving videos of this child ?
>>531413778he looks older than that
>>531413750normal skin is not this shiny
>>531413750He literally looks 45+I dont get it
>>531418947They think it's poo and want to eat it.
>>531418947> if we don't steal it someone else will
>>531429359It's like that joke about the "he looks so 17" bowl cut guy, newfag. We're humoring that retard that literally stole his own son's blood because it's funny to feed the delusions of delusional people
>>531413750he does look 50. i am almost 40 but look significantly younger aside from some grey hair and early-onset alopecia.he looks younger than many 28 year olds because aging depends on several exposure factors ("time" itself is uneven). them aging a little faster and him aging a little slower sounds enough to produce the impression.the way he looks debunks "health metrics". to be frank, i feel outright gaslighted whenever i'm told he looks young.
>>531413750>Bryan Johnson is 50 but he is biologically 28/29 he is biologically 50 everything else is mental illnesswanting to live forever is a mental illness
>>531413916it''s funny because he's doing shit kids in the 90s did, which is when he was a kid.It's like a 100 year old man playing hoop & stick thinking it's still trendy.
>>531414122>Bryan doesn't want to be young,Give me a break, half his content is about how his medical tests prove he's biologically a teenager and he dresses like he's in high school almost all of the time. If he didn't want to be young, he wouldn't be dying his hair or expending so much effort on cosmetic skincare.
>>531413750Just a boy. Doesn't look a day past 17.
>>531413750he always has this cock-hungry gay look on his face every time i see a picture of him
>>531416692>which is demonstrably true.How did you demonstrate it? He looks like a middle aged chink.
>>531413750Who is this child?
>>531413905I thought some woman in France made it to 124.
>>531413916I've never seen such a young man
>>531413750The 50 year old billionaire that looks 17
>>531413750Nuke Paris
>>531413916His skin doesn't look young, he just has underdeveloped features. A weak jawline and flat cheekbones.
>>531413750H U B R I S
>>531413916There’s no way that a 36 year old can move like that
>>53141403161 year old. mogs the dude in op.
>>531430690are you retarded?
Everything dies
>>531413917Is >>531414338Governor Boggs did not go far enough desu
>>531413750dude's hair is thinning out and the skin isn't something you couldn't do with a bit of makeup.
>>531415560Wonder if he's vaxxed
>>531413750>I'm probably 28/29kek, how is he any different from that brazilian kid who looks 17?
>>531414872I wonder who went to heaven, then.
Imagine trying to make yourself young at barely 50, what happened to 'i don't care what happens, i just don't' Gen X mindset?
Where do these 17 year olds keep coming from?
>>531414336>>531413793He's a modern day vampire. He looks like those vampires from Oblivion.
>>531414068You sick fuck!
>>531413750You fucking pedo stop posting literal children here
>>531413750youll never beat the "2 Deaths" that the Bible talks about unless youre Saved.
>>531430606Cope. You're just pissed you're getting mogged by a millenial who also looks younger than you.
Imagine what that 50 year old, who looks 48 and a half BTW, looks like when he dries out? What he needs are cut off jeans and flip flops so he can skip down the street waving his jacket like a helicopter so people think that he’s 16 or 17.
>>531413750He looks his age but without gray hair.
>>531414336The mental illness of it.
>>531413750god I'd love to meet this guy and tell him he looks like he wants to look younger than he is.
>>531413750lmao you can literally see he is 50. Look at his wrinkles. Men who cake themselves up to hide their age are absolute fags.
>>531414336That faggoty disgrace of a kid is going to wake up one day being tied up and his froth mouthed bugging eyed father leaning over him with a kitchen knife babbling about >give me your skin>I need your potassiumAnd that day cannot come to soon.
>>531413750Bro cant hide that receding, thinning, hairline huh?
>>531418947-10000 izzat for even asking this question saar.
>>531414089He explained that joke well. He’s clearly a genius.
I met a bunch of older (80-90) folks around my neighborhood and despite most of them being almost fully mobile and pain free thanks to modern medicine, theyre all pretty much ok with heading to the next world. They generally want to see their families and thats about it, the world only has so much to offer someone who isnt obsessed with conquest or money.
>>531414336Oh I'm pretty sure they're a gay couple. When do you think he took his son's anal virginity? At 6? 10?
>>531415917no you dont bro. only in ur most cope posing in the mirror in the best light. johnson looks like that in all angles. give it up
>>531413750VAX STATUS ?!?!??!?!???!?!
>>531413916>>531416328what do they do in their little houses all day?
>>531432655he actually has a 20 something aussie gf and is worth 400 mil because he invented Venmo
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>>531413750This nigger's telomeres are as short as anyone's his age. RIP!
Lol what is with the boomer obsession of not dying? Why do they abhor people younger than them so much?
