explain this
>babby's first manufactured constant
>>531416175Israel and USA is no where near as based as the actual Empire
>>531416175lol
What the HECKERINO!! I LOVE Iran now!Heckin' DEATH TO AMERICA!
>>531416175Why do reddit brains always compare real life events to this shitty fiction series? Do they never grow up beyond 15?"iTs jUsT LiKe iN tHe FiLm!!, updoots to the left
>>531416382YOU JUST DON'T GET IT OKAY
>>531416175Rebel Alliance was founded to restore the governance of the Galactic Republic, which had been dissolved after its leader Palpatine (PALESTINE) seized absolute power and declared himself emperor.
>>531416221>zio-faggot's first English sentence
>>531416175I mean, it also looks like those jeets with towelheads symbol too
>>531416175>it's just like duh mooooviesFaggot
>>531416175The flag of iran looks more like a command seal from Fate than it does like the Rebel Alliance's Phoenix.
>>531416175Kek, the sandniggers are in the Harry Potter stage
>>531416175This world war 3 nuclear holocaust is just like my lords of the harry potters and the shadow of voldemordors.My skin melting is so wholesome chungus.i shall make a post on my favouriote subreditthank you kind strangers for this post. have this 4chan gold.
>>531416382It's the major cultural work of their time. People used to compare real life events to events in the Illiad and Odyssey, the works of Virgil, the Bible, the Arthurian legends, the Carolingian cycle, Opera, Shakespeare, etc.
>>531416662get this anon
>>531416175JUST LIKE MY MOOVEI
It's funny when an evil empire kills luke skywalker's family and he vows destroys them people will say he's the good guyBut half of americans don't realize they're the evil empire lol
>>531416175Mate, the thing looks like a vagina and you know it.
>>531416714Imagine having no culture that the only significant theme to reference to is a shitty hollywood movie, amerimutts are indeed special
>>531416890right or left
>>531416912You could say the same about all of the things I just listed. They're only revered now because they're old.
>>531416382You would understand if you had a degree in media literacy
>>531416175Based Iran
>>531416175Man, this is just like the avengers
>>531416175>the boy butt rapers are jedi based beyond belief
I prefer the GLA's symbol
>>531416175ARE WE IN A MOVIE?!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!
>>531416175retardation
>>531416175errrrmahgod! Just like in my Hollywood movie!
>>531416175Looks like a nice puffy pussy and asshole
SW is dead to me since disney
>>531416175we wuz huwhite jebi's and carra
Always has been.
>>531416972>Watching goyslop from jewllywood and nerding out is now an academic discipline
>>531416951You have to go easy on the Iraqi. The most influential cultural achievement of his kind was discovering that you could fuck goats.
>>531416175As an ex-SW fan, lmao, what a fucking retardation.As someone praying for TKD: anything that make leftards openly side with Iran is good.
>>531416221>fine tuning type shit
>Being so soi infused that you see star wars in everything
>>531416175>soi warsDo they want iran to be hated and ridiculed or what?
>>531416175>i can't understand how reality works>until someone makes an analogy with a subject I'm familiar with>of all things>star warsstar was is so gay even freddy mercury said he didn't like it in the bicycle songand he died of AIDSFROM BEING GAYthink about that
>>531417311>ex sw fanThe prequels did a number on usThe sequels made us wish for a swift death
>>531416175Happy coincidence. Unironically.
>>531416596Saturn and 2 swords?
>>531416175No what I notice is that the hanging balls are smaller in the Iranian flag
>>531416175Khamenei = Obi Wan KenobiTrump = Darth VaderNetanyahu = PalpatineWho is Luke Skywalker?
>>531416175Star Wars is Freemasonic garbage showing an inverted Biblical story where Luke is Lucifer and Vader is God.The prequels tell the story of inverted Jesus who enters the temple and slaughters children instead of driving out merchants.
>>531416175We also have Admiral (allahu) Ackbar
>>531416175>goys! we have to defeat Dumph Vader!!!
>>531416175and america is the empire and the sith are jews. holyyy
>>531417261Lol do you even know Iraq's history? They are probably the oldest civilization on earth.
>>531416951No because illiad, odyessey are based on real events. Rest are loosely based on real events, but they were made with an intention of bridging proclivity of human nature with their work so examples derived from them makes sense. Star war is a sci fi slop with basic storyline. You cannot compare it with actual works of literature.
>>531417919well done lad
>>531416175>Galen Marek family crest (Starkiller, Force Unleashed)>the bad guys are British-Germans (House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha)
>>531416175anyone notice that cloud over there looks like a duck?
>>531416175
>>531416432That doea not follow the analogy. But you knew that, Rabbi.
>>531416175Pedo Wars: The Mutt Strikes BackPedo Wars: Revenge of The CircumcisedOn an Island so far away "I thought she was 15", a story about 70 virgins, "allahu allahu akbar", an intricate forces flowing in our veins that shape our lives "drill baby drill", a Trade Federation was formed "we will call it, the Board of Peace, it will be the most prestigious alliance", "shut it piggy, you are not amiling, you never smile *gimmy that*, you see that? it says Nobel Peace Prize, its mine, she knew donating it to me was the right thing to do", the Island was at war "Jared Kushner told me they would attack, they are 99% done with the nuclear bomb, there are crazy scientists out there, iranians are very smart"
>>531416615We live in cinema
>>531416221>Singapore>Poors are actually singingWow, another constant!
>>531418064The street shitter enters the chat.
>>531418901everything is a production anonall the worlds a stage
Why is it always fucking Star Wars with these faggots? Holy fucking shit, now I want IRGC to lose even harder because of these cringe supporters.
>>531416175Well long story shortEverything around you is fabricated including this “war” with another zog countryUAE, Saudi Arabia, IranAll crypto jew leadershipEverything is fake and gayAbsolutely everything
>>531418866Everything was engulfed in confusion "we are winning, we won, send help, we do not need you, the war is mostly over, i guess we will have to take the credit for the victory, if you do not help us we are invading Grenland"
>>531418987THE SITH WILL NEVER PROSPER, IMPERIAL SCUM!!!
>>531418987>t. seethe lord
>>531416432While the Jews want to install another Emperor Palahvi.
>>531416175The Iranian flag has a shaft about to penetrate someone’s anus. The rebel alliance logo lacks that feature.
>>531419125It shows the penetration.
>>531418987lucas' star wars is kino of the highest order, and it's far more realistic when it comes to geopolitics than many realize.
>>531419218I thought it was The Force™ that penetrated everything.
>>531419125I hope they penetrate deeply in murcians anus.
>>531416223i dunno, their death stars are getting blown up by weak little rebels.
>>531416175when Israel loses Reddit they won't be having anyone left beides those who are on their paycheck
>>531419019A tiny space ship sailing near cluster of galaxies "sir the sewer is not working" "again? what happened?" "gender neutral toilets sir, what do we do" "dump it all in the crystal clear waters of Greece, also why the fuck are our beds on fire" "yes sir"
>>531419298My problem is the way it is used since the faggot who started this is Iran is the Rebel Alliance first and foremost doesn't make sense since it's saying Iran is part of USA to begin with and they're rebelling to restore a previous system.I'm just an autist who gets mad for faggots who can't even analogy properly at end of the day.
>>531416175One is gay and one is fiction.
>>531419635a story about hurt feelings "Jeff can i come to the Island" "Im sorry Elon the invitation was for Vivian""it was just two Russian hookers" "Bill it says here that you have a micro penis"
>>531416175>oy vey goy its just like our jewish movies and you dont like them so get in the sandbox and die in the jewish war alreadyMan jews are really scraping the barrel if this is how they're trying to convince us to fight their jew war
>>531418979>racist defaults back to low iq name calling after getting btfo by an indianlmao, white loser
>>531416382Seconded, I am sick and tired of westerners doing this.
>>531417243XD
>>531419990more hurt feelings "I am sorry but Zelensky must be at least this tall to join EU, his high heel shoes are not tall enough"
>>531419125GOOSH GOOSH
>>531420415confessions "my wife is not a man, and the French government will imprison everyone who says otherwise"
>>531416972This is the stupidest, gayest, most plebbit tier post I have ever read on the internet.
>>531419125It symbolizes zutts and muhammad.
