>12 Hours or so until Trump TACOs out
>>531418221he's dreaming about raping kids, isn't he?
>>531418221can't wait for his excuse this time. maybe aliens?
>britain starts a war in ukraine>sells out to china>????>never profits
>>531418291>Amerishart schizo ramblingIt was your country who organised the coup which started the war
>>531418221He looks so old and tired
>>531418221There is all this news about Trump and there is no news about Iran breaking their agreements nor news about their violent dishonor during an attempted ceasefire that Iran should be thanking Trump for.
>>531419571I think Iran said something about not negotiating with us anymore because we attacked them during negotiations like 2 or 3 times
Hey if this nigger wants to spend his shift trying to murder me on my dime, why else would I be here
>>531418221>TACOsWhat does this mean anyway? I swear I only started seeing this in the last week or so.
>>531420317>we attacked them during negotiationsYou really do want to be raped and murdered by the children of Satan, don’t you?
>>531418281he's going to claim there was some deal made behind the scenes and that the strait is safe and peace has been secured and then iran is going to prove all of that is bullshit but continuing to launch strikes
>>531420450Wall Street lingo since last year
>>531418273>>531418281>>531418221You guys had the same exact threat about invading Iran
Trump is gonna cuck out.
>>531420450trump always cucks out
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>>531418221He will taco out after buyed cheap stocks today....Muricans really should stop him manipulating markets for his own good.
>>531418221QRD?Ive been offline for the last three days
>>531418221honestly he will probably have forgot since he has dementia.
>>531420317>attacked them during negotiationswas there an agreed upon ceasefire during the negotiations? For example, Ukraine and russia keep pelting each other with rockets and drones during negotiations all the time.
>>531420722Addition...you all may get rich with Trump by selling fridays and buying mondays.
>>531420450Thrump always chickens outas a negotiation stratage, mentioned in the art of the deal, trump will ask for more than he wants, so that the other side will met in the middle, which is all he wanted in the first place. his detractors say he chickened out, because he didnt get what he was asking for...like, we're going to build a wall and mexico is going to pay for it, and then the wall gets built, mexico didnt pay for it, and his detractors will say he failed. but he got the wall he wantedhe's been talking about making canada the 51st state, and alberta is talking about secession. if alberta becomes the 51st state, his opponents will say he failed because he said he wanted all of canada, so they think they won and he lost, and he chickened out because he only got the part he wanted in the first place.
>>531420517My prediction is that Iran declares that the strait is open and uses that to save face, while foreign governments use this situation to justify panic, then pat themselves on the back and say they did a good job. This situation is being milked by everyone of you didn’t notice. And Iran is not going to win anything. It’s just going to play out like a pantomime.
>>531420729>>531420469By "we" I mean the US and Israel, but really Israel. Because the US cheers on everything they do and usually helps with it.I am talking about all of the assassinations before the war started and ending with the assassination of Khamenei, which was the last straw for Iran. They were repeatedly lulled into a sense of security as we were actively negotiating with them for a nuclear deal, then Israel killed them
>>531418281>what are you talking about? I didn't say that
>>531418221I know someone that works in the White House Laundry room. Trump doesn't sleep in bed. He just sits on a recliner in his suit. In the morning, he takes a shit (with his suit on but takes off his tie), then he removes the suit in the shower and tosses it over the glass and turns on the water. He dries himself and the steward hands him his clothes while he's still in the shower. Trump thinks it's bad luck to not have a suit on but Trump has privately said to others that he never saw his father without a suit so Trump does the same thing.
>>531418281It's either Biden fault or Obama fault
>>531420729>was there an agreed upon ceasefire during the negotiations?This was before the hostilities started retard.
>>531418281He’ll claim the Pope talked him out of it, and then ask for a Nobel prize for his effort.
>>531421087Of course it's Biden's and Obama's fault. They started this war 47 years ago.
>>531418221When the time limit runs out there's going to be some serious tweets happening. First he'll declare victory a couple of times. Then he'll cry for NATO to come help him a bit. Then he'll declare victory again. Then he'll write a 9000 word seethepost about how this war is because of sleepy Joe. Then he'll declare victory a couple of times, before whining for help again.In the end he'll just give up and do what Bibi wants and draft US zoomers and send them off to keep the Iranian drones busy while shipping continues. Petrodollar saved.
>>531421032At this point I believe this
>>531418281Crooked, sleepy Joe Biden put us in this mess, and everybody knows it. Total weakness, no leadership, just bad decisions one after another. Because of him, I had to step in and launch this so-called one day operation. I didn’t want to do it, but he left us no choice. And what happened? It wasn’t good. It was rushed, it was messy, and it never should’ve been necessary in the first place. That’s Biden’s fault. When you create chaos, you force situations that shouldn’t happen. If he had strength, if he knew what he was doing, none of this would have happened. But he doesn’t, and now we’re dealing with the consequences. Total failure, and it all goes back to him.
>>531420317>I think Iran said something about not negotiating with us anymore because we attacked them during negotiations like 2 or 3 timeswhat does the first part of this sentence have to do with the second part?
>>531421032meanwhile
>>531418281Biden's autopen caused this war and ending it will finally get him the peace nobel prize
>>531420517You joke but he literally did that like two or three times in the early days of the war, completely made up conversations and agreements with Iran in his head so he can back off the stupid shit he said unprompted hours before. It's why Iran now actively waits for him to lie just to make him look like a retard when they disprove it.He will do it again still because he has no other options.
12 hours until nothing happens but Trump claims to have fixed everything, sharts, makes a 10 paragraph long tantrum on truth social and then goes golfing again
>>531421459Is that his wife's watch? It looks too small for him.
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>>531418221he cannot TACO out of this one, because Iran won't just let it go
>>531422253you underestimate the TACOness of Trump, he will walk away while claiming victory just the same way he walked away from the Ukraine war
>>531422253he can always just say that the problem is solved and his cultists will screech how anyone who lives in the reality is a tranny who lost or something
>>531421128>Yeah folks he's a good guy, that pope. An American now, you hear? Great guy. I've seen what he can do. Tough guy. He's a good pope so far. Some even say the greatest pope.
>>531422253They won't let him TACO out of the war or the straits, they'll let him TACO out of hitting their energy complex. Everyone is fucked if he does that
>>531418221Let the pedo sleep he ate too many big macs ge gots the midday sleeps.
>>531418221Mohsen Darrehbaghi, Deputy for Logistics and Support, Armed ForcesAkbar Ebrahimzadeh, Deputy Head of the Office of the Commander-in-ChiefGholamreza Rezaeian, Head of Intelligence, FarajaBahram Hosseini Motlagh, Head of Planning and Operations, General StaffHassanali Tajik, Head of Logistics Department, General StaffMohsen Mahdavi Kalateh, Deputy Minister of IntelligenceMajid Hosseinikandesar, Head of Finance, Lebanon Branch, IRGC Quds ForceAlireza Bi-Azar, Intelligence Officer, Lebanon Branch, IRGC Quds ForceAhmad Rasouli, Intelligence Officer, Palestine Branch, IRGC Quds ForceHossein Ahmadlou, Israel Desk Officer, Lebanon Branch, IRGC Quds ForceAli Hashemi, Deputy Coordinator, IRGC Saheb al-Zaman (Isfahan)Mohammadreza Saqafifar, Special Assistant to Ali KhameneiAsadollah Badfar, Head of Basij, General Staff of the Armed ForcesEsmail Dehghan, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceNaqi Mohaddesnia, Head of Clergy Affairs, IRGC East AzerbaijanDavood Alizadeh, Commander, Lebanon Branch, IRGC Quds ForceAbuzar Mohammadi, Missile Operations Commander linked to HezbollahAkbar Ghaffari, Deputy Minister of IntelligenceAbolghasem Babaeian, Special Inspector to the Chief of Staff of the Armed ForcesAli Larijani, Secretary of the Supreme National Security CouncilAlireza Bayat, Deputy for Security, Secretariat of the Supreme National Security CouncilGholamreza Soleimani, Head of the Basij OrganizationEsmail Khatib, Minister of IntelligenceEsmail Ahmadi, Head of the Basij OrganizationAli-Mohammad Naeini, Spokesperson and Deputy for Public Relations, IRGCMehdi Rostami Shomastan, senior commander, Ministry of Intelligencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef1P0lCgb-I
>>531422361>>531422439the gulf states and israel taking an absolute hammering if the US withdraws is something that will have consequences that can't be ignored, no matter how cultish your world view is
>>531420724its a kike world and we're just living in it>trump says hes mad israel attacked iran energy infrastructure, that they wont attack energy infrastructure, and that israel wont do it again (kek)>trump tells iran to open the straight or hes gonna bomb irans energy infrastructure
>>531422716Masoud Tayeb, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceKhosrow Hassani, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceJavad Jorsara, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceMohammad Aghajafari, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceMahmoud Bagheri, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceGholamreza Mehrabi, Deputy for Intelligence, General Staff of the Armed ForcesMehdi Rabbani, Deputy for Operations, General Staff of the Armed ForcesMohammad Kazemi, Head of IRGC Intelligence OrganizationHassan Mohaqeq, Deputy Head of IRGC Intelligence OrganizationMohsen Bagheri, senior IRGC intelligence officialMohammad Saeed Izadi, Commander of the Palestine Desk, IRGC Quds ForceBehnam Shahriyari, senior official, IRGC Quds ForceAli Ghanaatkar Mavardiani, Deputy Prosecutor of TehranMohammad Taqi Yousefvand, Head of Basij Intelligence ProtectionAlireza Lotfi, Deputy Head of Intelligence, Law Enforcement Command (Faraja)Ali Shadmani, Deputy to Gholamali Rashid, Commander of Khatam al-Anbiya Central HeadquartersAli Khamenei, Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of IranAli Shamkhani, Senior Security Advisor to the Supreme LeaderMohammad Pakpour, Commander-in-Chief of the IRGCAbdolrahim Mousavi, Chief of Staff of the Armed ForcesAziz Nasirzadeh, Minister of DefenseHossein Jabal-Amelian, Head of the Organization of Defensive Innovation and ResearchReza Mozaffari-Nia, Director of Defensive Innovation and ResearchSaleh Asadi, Head of Intelligence, Khatam al-Anbiya HeadquartersMohammad Shirazi, Head of the Military Office of the Supreme Leaderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef1P0lCgb-I
>>531422716it's all 4d chess
>>531420771>sell low and buy highBased and financially illiterate /biz/anon>>531418291>>531419412>britain starts a war in ukraineOnly a Russian on a vpn would believe this is even possible. For some reason they still consider us some sort of world power when we haven't been geopolitically relevant in over half a century
>>531422699>>531422798strait status?
Hossein Salami, Commander-in-Chief of the IRGCMohammad Bagheri, Chief of Staff of the Armed ForcesGholamali Rashid, Commander of Khatam al-Anbiya Central HeadquartersAmir Ali Hajizadeh, Commander of the IRGC Aerospace ForceDavood Sheikhian, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceMohammad Bagher Taherpour, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceMansour Safarpour, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceMasoud Tayeb, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceKhosrow Hassani, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceJavad Jorsara, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceMohammad Aghajafari, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceMahmoud Bagheri, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceGholamreza Mehrabi, Deputy for Intelligence, General Staff of the Armed ForcesMehdi Rabbani, Deputy for Operations, General Staff of the Armed ForcesMohammad Kazemi, Head of IRGC Intelligence OrganizationHassan Mohaqeq, Deputy Head of IRGC Intelligence OrganizationMohsen Bagheri, senior IRGC intelligence officialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef1P0lCgb-I
The US has nothing to gain even if they win all they get is a return to status quo.
>>531422619well the problem with that is if he sleeps too long he will miss his nightly pint of Ḧääg̈ën̈-̈D̈äz̈s̈
>>531422929Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran status?Mohammad Shirazi, Head of the Military Office of the Supreme LeaderMohsen Darrehbaghi, Deputy for Logistics and Support, Armed ForcesAkbar Ebrahimzadeh, Deputy Head of the Office of the Commander-in-ChiefGholamreza Rezaeian, Head of Intelligence, FarajaBahram Hosseini Motlagh, Head of Planning and Operations, General StaffHassanali Tajik, Head of Logistics Department, General StaffMohsen Mahdavi Kalateh, Deputy Minister of IntelligenceMajid Hosseinikandesar, Head of Finance, Lebanon Branch, IRGC Quds ForceAlireza Bi-Azar, Intelligence Officer, Lebanon Branch, IRGC Quds ForceAhmad Rasouli, Intelligence Officer, Palestine Branch, IRGC Quds ForceHossein Ahmadlou, Israel Desk Officer, Lebanon Branch, IRGC Quds ForceAli Hashemi, Deputy Coordinator, IRGC Saheb al-Zaman (Isfahan)Mohammadreza Saqafifar, Special Assistant to Ali KhameneiAsadollah Badfar, Head of Basij, General Staff of the Armed ForcesEsmail Dehghan, senior commander, IRGC Aerospace ForceNaqi Mohaddesnia, Head of Clergy Affairs, IRGC East AzerbaijanDavood Alizadeh, Commander, Lebanon Branch, IRGC Quds ForceAbuzar Mohammadi, Missile Operations Commander linked to HezbollahAkbar Ghaffari, Deputy Minister of IntelligenceAbolghasem Babaeian, Special Inspector to the Chief of Staff of the Armed ForcesAli Larijani, Secretary of the Supreme National Security CouncilAlireza Bayat, Deputy for Security, Secretariat of the Supreme National Security CouncilGholamreza Soleimani, Head of the Basij OrganizationEsmail Khatib, Minister of IntelligenceEsmail Ahmadi, Head of the Basij OrganizationAli-Mohammad Naeini, Spokesperson and Deputy for Public Relations, IRGCMehdi Rostami Shomastan, senior commander, Ministry of Intelligencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef1P0lCgb-I
>>531422562>You see him in that robe, he looks, nice, he looks like a nice guy, and he is a nice guy, but he’s a total killer. I don’t know if I should say that about a Pope but he’s a killer. And I like him, we got a long well, he loves me, we’re going to do something with Iran.
>>531420891>>531420647>>531420572so, what *does* taco mean?
>>531418221how will he die?1. Heart failure2. Stroke3. Suicide4. Killed by his body guards5. Assassinated by Iranian agents
>>531425596Heart disease from high cholesterol is most likely. Or perhaps an incurable super cancer.
EverySingleTime
lmao
found the 12 year old retarded nigger guys!
