BREAKING!!! Trump claimed a 5 day truce, but Iran says NO DEAL WAS MADE. They declared that Trump simply CHICKENED OUT and ran away after realizing his threats wouldn't work against Iran's power!!!!
>>531424922He saw the markets crashing this morning and decided to make up a story to calm markets. What a cuck
>>531424922TACO
>>531424922>after realizing his threats wouldn't workMore like he didn't have the balls to let the price of oil skyrocket with an attack.Nobody is suddenly respecting or scared of the goatfuckers who run Iran.
>>531424922>5 day trucenice to see he's following the tariff playbook. he'll threaten bombings 4-5 days from now, i'll put $10k into USO, he'll lie about another "deal" being enacted, and i'll sell for a modest 10% profit.
>>531425059This. The bombing will recommence Friday at 4:01 PM EST. Even if it is real, the Jews will 100% fuck it up to keep things moving along.
>>531425059I actually wouldn't put it past Iran to privately agree to a deal and then publicly say no deal was made just to humiliate Trump and make him look like a lying idiot. I know that's exactly what I would do if I were them.
>>531424922Why is this allowed...?
>>531424922Please, is there an opt out for other countries from this madness? Both my shorts and longs are getting recked by these clowns
>>531424922It was just one market manipulation show which did him more rich....everything what he says is kept as lie unless proven true.
>>531424922I mean, they would be retarded to. We have cowardly struck them everytime Iran negotiated ending hostilities with us. We fight like jews now. They know our stock of missiles is running low and we're just gonna use a ceasefire to rearm and we'll be back here again blowing up elementary schools full of little girls after the midterm elections. There's no way they trust us anymore thanks to our deceitful Israeli tactics.
>>531425403>futuresyou did it to yourself and you know it
>>531424922So he just rolled over and showed his belly for nothing? He just backed down unprompted?
Trump is in full panic, making shit up completely. We live in a world where the government of Iran nobobody knows who's actually in charge of is far more credible than the US president.
>>531424922T A C OACO
>>531425147>I'm not afraid of you>I'm afraid that you might set my car on firethe lion argues semantics
>>531425267They bombed them in the middle of negotiations. No one should trust Israel at this point. Trump has been known to lie consistently too so it’s more likely he’s lying here to save face
>Trump claimed to have reached a major deal with Iran for a 5 day truce, but he simply chickened out and backed down after his empty threats failedAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>531425267> I actually wouldn't put it past Iran to privately agree to a deal and then publicly say no deal was made just to humiliate Trump and make him look like a lying idiotDude these people don’t think like Democratic trannies. The U.S. and Israel have broken like the last 3 negotiations with sneak attacks These people aren’t negotiating lmao
>>531425267Iranians don't have to do anything, Bloumpf is crashing out and posting the most retarded lies 24/7. And i don't think it's their mentality, you need to be a kike to operate like this.
>>531424922iran could do the funniest thing to israel for the next five days
>>531425874>The U.S. and Israel have broken like the last 3 negotiations with sneak attacks5 ackshuallyNobody will ever agree to go to (((peace talks))) with Usrael for the next century.
>>531425788>he’s lying here to save faceWhat he does with everything.
>>531424922Wow all the footage from yesterday of Tehran getting btfo and going dark was obviously fake. Oh wait. It wasnt. U lost.
>>531425059The criminals also made billions of insider knowledge as well. They're just raping and pillaging right now.
>>531425059This is what I’d put my bet.
>There are no secret talks ongoing between Tehran and Washington>Iranian Foreign MinistryTrump pooped in his diaper.
>>531424922I'm waiting jewish media to confirm this
>>531425987oh God please please please please
>>531424922DIGITS AND WW3 AND WORLD HUNGER HAPPENS AND THEN THE RESOURCE WARS BEGIN
>>531425345Because you've had four successive presidents across six successive presidencies eroding controls on executive power and now the president can do whatever the fuck he wants with no oversight and no consequences. Trump accelerated this process way more than Biden or Obama but ultimately you can blame Dick Cheney and Antonin Scalia.
>>531424922>>531425059This means now markets will ignore his ramblings and it will crash regardless?
>>531425987the 5-day ceasefire isn't real. none of what he wrote is real. Trump is straight up tweeting out complete and total lies now, desperate to do anything to stop the jewish stock markets from cratering.
>>531425147Those goat fuckers spent the last 47 years preparing to shut the Strait for a long time. It will take a huge land invasion to stop them being able to do that. All the 900 mile coast of Iran really.
>>531425059It's like the romans sacrificing a chicken to see if the gods approve before executing an attack..
>>531426368Yes but it already pumped so his insider (((buddies))) who went long are happy anyway.
>>5314252325 day pause on hits on energy infrastructure: not on attacks as a whole
>>531426547Of course his not!oligarchs are the number 2 priority as it was for entirety of his political career 1st being israel
>>531424922I SERIOUSLY WANT TO KILL EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP. THEY ARE NOT HUMAN. I STILL CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY VOTED FOR THAT DEMENTED ORANGE WHO PROMISED TO EXPLODE U.S. PRICES BY SLAPPING INSANE TARIFFS ON FOREIGN PRODUCTS. ARE THEY ACTUALLY BRAINLESS?? DO THEY NOT REALIZE TARIFFS ARE TAXES???? THIS GUY SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ELECTED BASED ON HIS PROMISES ALONE, YET HE WAS. I BELIEVE THIS IS THE BIGGEST FLAW OF DEMOCRACY. IDIOTS VOTE FOR OTHER IDIOTS. WE NEED TO SET REQUIREMENTS FOR VOTING. ONLY SOLDIERS WHO SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES FOR THE COUNTRY SHOULD GET AN AUTOMATIC RIGHT TO VOTE, AND EVERYONE ELSE MUST PASS A COMMON SENSE TEST TO BE ELIGIBLE. WHAT A DISGRACE THIS IS!!!!!!! IF THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP WERE STANDING IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT NOW, I WOULD HAVE OPENED FIRE IMMEDIATELY!!
>>531425560I'd trust a fentanyl fiend frantically scratching his arms telling me he needs $5 to help his grandma before i'd trust Bloumpf.
>>531425987Their strike pace has increased: they've been hitting Israel on the hour for the past 24 hours or so.
>>531426465Not like they want to keep it shut indiscriminately. They're selling more oil now that ever and kike Zelensky blowing up the Russian oil port just handed Iran another W and bargaining chip to keep Kharg island operations intact.That being said, kike-lovers like Lindsey Graham would happily sacrifice a million mutts for Israel anyways, so it's not like any degree of preperation can create some safe threshold that'd stop the kikes from pushing the US into a suicidal war that ruins energy security for the whole globe.
>>531425147Strait is still closed you child rapist
>>531426858Think of it this way, Trump may be single handed destroyed Israel AND corrected global population imbalances that led to massive numbers of jeets and africans.>>531426943Strait is Open by Invitation Only
>>531426680Cope, you shouldn't have fucked with our vidya.PS: we'll do it again
>>531426977>destroyed Israel AND corrected global population imbalancesConsider that the guy who married his favourite child to a kike crime family may not be secretly on your side.
>>531424922its 5days beacause he is gonna wait till friday to begin the attack by israelits a classic trump lie move , he make up things to control the market and get rich!
>>531424922Just getting assets in place. Trumps adminstration are, like all Americans, circumcised from the neck up, habitual liars, thieves, warmongers, and willing hostage to the daddy of all lies.
>>531424922How are MIGGERS liking heir cuckold jewish tool president
>>531427739You just described every single US president since maybe Nixon.
