>>531426702How about you spammers talk about real news for once?
>>531426796i read la guardia this morning and thought it was an accident in mexico, wtf is going on in your country
>>531426702Al Jazeera is now reporting it. Trump lied about talks to manipulate the stock market, because of course he didhttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/3/23/iran-war-live-tehran-vows-to-completely-close-hormuz-if-power-plants-hit
>>531426702He's manipulating the markets.
>>531426702>no mentions of IsraelOf course it's fake. If Israel isn't on board there won't be a ceasefire.
>>531426702>iranian media saysLol
>>531426702You know it’s fake because Netanyahu or Israel are not involved
>>531426900Who else would you expect to hear this from?
>>531426702I immediately figured he was lying, not only is he trying to prevent a market meltdown but he’s trying to offer a lifeline that they don’t have any interest in taking
>>531426846LaGuardia was an Italianx
Netanyahu is truly dead, Trump has no idea what he's doing anymore
>>531426983US Navy can't even get into the strait because it's too dangerous. Iran doesn't need a lifeline
>>531426702Are you new or something here? He always lying.
When will this nigger be 25th'd?Oh wait, his entire cabinet is a bunch of grifters and crooks that are just as retarded as Trump
>>531426952If it aint from Trump, it aint the Truth
drumpf is literally playing with the oil and stock market everyday,how the fuck is this legal?the oil dipped already
>>531426702trump has a girlfriend, she just goes to another school in Canada
>>531427188Why would he stop when people keep falling for it?
>>531426702>Trump liedMight as well say "Trump breathed".
>>531426983Correct and the 5 day deadline is a signal that escalation will happen after market close on Friday.He is giving us a week to prepare for the end of the world.
>>531427139His approval rating bottoms out at 40%. You live in an Africa tier democracy now.
Can anyone explain how oil is at $95 dollars, Trump makes threats and it goes to $100, then Trump withdraws threats and says there are negotiations it goes to $85 dollars. Then it quickly emerges that there are no talks, literally nothing at all happened besides two tweets making Nd withdrawing a threat, but instead of going back to 95 oil is now at 90? Can Trump just continually make and withdraw threats from his basement until oil is free?
>>531427148Kek. Some blonde upper middle class lady with a MAGA hat says shit like that unironically
>>531427719It's sentiment-based HFT algorithms auto-trading the market that get caught by this shit. It's not humans instantly selling off oil futures but rather bots, which are fundamentally dumb and easily misled by Trump.
>>531426702(((Iranian media)))
>>531426702Deach democrat voter that is violently murdered is one less race traitor.
>>531426875Wow how pathetic is the usa now these guys stormed beaches in ww2
>>531426702I wouldn't expect either side to be publicly honest.
>>531429443also an embarrassing moment for us
>>531426702Big News - Trump is a fucking liar who lies every time he opens his fat orange mouth.
