Mar 3: "We won the war."Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."Mar 11: "We must attack Iran."Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."Mar 13: "We won the war."Mar 14: "Please help us."Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip – step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."Mar 21: "Allies must open the Strait of Hormuz. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"Mar 22: "Iran is Dead now"Mar 23: "Having productive talks with Iran; postponing energy grid attacks for 5 days." (Iran stated no deal or contact was made)"
>>531427927>we destroyed their army
Peace plan A: we bomb themPeace plan B: we bomb them
>>531427927what does Iran hope to achieve in this war? no one ever answers this question
>>531428878PeaceThey are currently being invaded for their oil
>>531428878Total jewish portfolio death followed by total golem turning
Trump cucked out, how utterly fucking embarrassing.
>>531428952>>531428956then you can't say iran is winning because those things are not even close to occurring
>>531427927Theses threads are great anon keep it up!
>>531428878That is a good question.
>>531427927BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAHSO TIRED OF TRUMPS NONSENSE. HE NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP. BTW HE RAPED KIDS. LMAO. FUCK HIM.
>>531427927This is a great summaryDonald trump doesnt believe in the concepts of "past" and "contradiction"
>>531431093It's hilarious that MIGAs are posting such pictures considering that real Trump is unfit, fat, balding and visibly aged.
>>531431093He posts this about 3 times a day. Its like a coping mechanism LOL
>>531428878Their goal is to have assurance that the US and Israel will no longer attack them. This means removal of the US bases around them (likely requiring some gulf state countries switching sides) and somehow defanging Israel.
>>531431093there are other forums for gay porn picsgo circle jerk with your buddies retard
>>531427927Saved....and the saga of embarrasments will continue.
>>531431093You are homosexual.
>>531427927Epic post!
>>531431496and how likely would you say this is to happen
>>531428878They never wanted this war. You wanted this war.
>>531436946i'm just some guy on /pol/
>>531427927kek. its so much worse, you left out the strait will open itself statement which was peak taco
>>531431258Pic is Trump back when he was still in his prime and not so constipated.
Iran keked out sorry guys, it looks like we won again
