/pol/ - THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR 9:30 AM EST TIME - Politically Incorrect

Anonymous (ID: XqGswUTs) Archived

THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM F(...) 03/23/26(Mon)08:28:53 No.531428145

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THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR 9:30 AM EST TIME Anonymous (ID: XqGswUTs) 03/23/26(Mon)08:28:53 No.531428145 Archived

THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR TUESDAY MORNING 9:30 AM EST TIME.
QANON INSIDER HERE WITH DEEPSTATE ILLUMINATI SEE YOU ALL IN THE MOTHERSHIPS GOODLUCK SAFE.

Disappearance of UFO expert Gen. Neil McCasland 'confirmed gameover'

Anonymous (ID: B6/WW4oL)
03/23/26(Mon)08:30:32 No.531428246

Anonymous (ID: B6/WW4oL) 03/23/26(Mon)08:30:32 No.531428246

aliens are fake and gay

Anonymous (ID: HUrSN57o)
03/23/26(Mon)08:31:01 No.531428280

Anonymous (ID: HUrSN57o) 03/23/26(Mon)08:31:01 No.531428280

AN ALIEN JUST MOONWALKED OVER MY HOUSE

Anonymous (ID: XqGswUTs)
03/23/26(Mon)08:31:28 No.531428294

Anonymous (ID: XqGswUTs) 03/23/26(Mon)08:31:28 No.531428294

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https://www.aliens.gov

Anonymous (ID: G7C+iFST)
03/23/26(Mon)08:43:57 No.531428965

Anonymous (ID: G7C+iFST) 03/23/26(Mon)08:43:57 No.531428965

>>531428145
Aliens tongue my anus

Anonymous (ID: Ozk/e07D)
03/23/26(Mon)08:45:33 No.531429054

Anonymous (ID: Ozk/e07D) 03/23/26(Mon)08:45:33 No.531429054

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>>531428145
Game over kikes.

Anonymous (ID: co4LpstO)
03/23/26(Mon)08:46:09 No.531429082

Anonymous (ID: co4LpstO) 03/23/26(Mon)08:46:09 No.531429082

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>>531428145
I fear no bootleg fairies and gnomes and their trickery

Anonymous (ID: f/wMw3oU)
03/23/26(Mon)08:48:59 No.531429239

Anonymous (ID: f/wMw3oU) 03/23/26(Mon)08:48:59 No.531429239

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>>531428246
Aliens are real and straight!

Anonymous (ID: 0p9g3c1R)
03/23/26(Mon)08:49:03 No.531429243

Anonymous (ID: 0p9g3c1R) 03/23/26(Mon)08:49:03 No.531429243

What if they do show up, but it wookies?

Anonymous (ID: f/wMw3oU)
03/23/26(Mon)08:50:47 No.531429344

Anonymous (ID: f/wMw3oU) 03/23/26(Mon)08:50:47 No.531429344

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>>531429243
Hug them!

Anonymous (ID: CU2UZ+5U)
03/23/26(Mon)08:51:06 No.531429368

Anonymous (ID: CU2UZ+5U) 03/23/26(Mon)08:51:06 No.531429368

Aliens are fake and gay

Anonymous (ID: B6/WW4oL)
03/23/26(Mon)08:52:27 No.531429439

Anonymous (ID: B6/WW4oL) 03/23/26(Mon)08:52:27 No.531429439

>>531429239
nothing straight about having a mouth that looks like a butthole

Anonymous (ID: tJOGqG2n)
03/23/26(Mon)08:54:09 No.531429544

Anonymous (ID: tJOGqG2n) 03/23/26(Mon)08:54:09 No.531429544

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>>531428145
>They tell us to stop the advancement of artificial intelligence and stop the wars or they won't give us faster than light travel and life extension tech
What do?

Monke of the Cross (ID: nMqGY68T)
03/23/26(Mon)08:58:49 No.531429803

Monke of the Cross (ID: nMqGY68T) 03/23/26(Mon)08:58:49 No.531429803

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>>531429544
Listen to our parents

Anonymous (ID: 4nv/HSHI)
03/23/26(Mon)08:59:34 No.531429841

Anonymous (ID: 4nv/HSHI) 03/23/26(Mon)08:59:34 No.531429841

>>531429544
We good

Anonymous (ID: f/wMw3oU)
03/23/26(Mon)08:59:41 No.531429846

Anonymous (ID: f/wMw3oU) 03/23/26(Mon)08:59:41 No.531429846

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>>531429439
Well this Alien has much straighter looking mouth!

Anonymous (ID: bRrhpN6c)
03/23/26(Mon)09:01:42 No.531429963

Anonymous (ID: bRrhpN6c) 03/23/26(Mon)09:01:42 No.531429963

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>>531428145
I don't know why all you faggots are so surprised about the recent multiple ufo sightings and disclosures. It turns out the ayy ladies got a taste of the BBC (Big Brazilian Cock), enjoyed it immensely and spread the news around their galaxy. Now they're just coming back for more. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B4nio_Villas_Boas

Anonymous (ID: TyCS5R86)
03/23/26(Mon)09:03:53 No.531430096

Anonymous (ID: TyCS5R86) 03/23/26(Mon)09:03:53 No.531430096

>>531429544
I'd continue to not develop artificial intelligence and continue to not fight in any wars ezpz

Anonymous (ID: nVJBRJfs)
03/23/26(Mon)09:05:36 No.531430194

Anonymous (ID: nVJBRJfs) 03/23/26(Mon)09:05:36 No.531430194

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>>531428294

Anonymous (ID: 1HBBv4Tk)
03/23/26(Mon)09:07:32 No.531430300

Anonymous (ID: 1HBBv4Tk) 03/23/26(Mon)09:07:32 No.531430300

Two more weeks

Anonymous (ID: Z/unr7qv)
03/23/26(Mon)09:07:53 No.531430317

Anonymous (ID: Z/unr7qv) 03/23/26(Mon)09:07:53 No.531430317

>>531428145
fuck off we're full

Anonymous (ID: QodDWuYg)
03/23/26(Mon)09:09:57 No.531430436

Anonymous (ID: QodDWuYg) 03/23/26(Mon)09:09:57 No.531430436

>>531428246
its just demons; hit them with an invocation of Jesus to screw up their plans and make them f off

Anonymous (ID: AI4VoeV7)
03/23/26(Mon)09:13:11 No.531430639

Anonymous (ID: AI4VoeV7) 03/23/26(Mon)09:13:11 No.531430639

>>531428145
Outsider here. The aliens consider humans so irrelevant they will never officially show up or announce themselves they will simply continue doing whatever they want while ignoring us.

Semper Rodentis.

Anonymous (ID: u9nPhnmJ)
03/23/26(Mon)09:48:27 No.531432789

Anonymous (ID: u9nPhnmJ) 03/23/26(Mon)09:48:27 No.531432789

>>531428145
DA ALIUMS!!! WAHHHH!!

Can i fuck them?

Anonymous (ID: HUrSN57o)
03/23/26(Mon)09:50:18 No.531432924

Anonymous (ID: HUrSN57o) 03/23/26(Mon)09:50:18 No.531432924

well?

Anonymous (ID: rQzPzBLJ)
03/23/26(Mon)10:06:41 No.531433874

Anonymous (ID: rQzPzBLJ) 03/23/26(Mon)10:06:41 No.531433874

How many times as OP made this shitty thread?

Anonymous (ID: anM21QHn)
03/23/26(Mon)10:07:45 No.531433933

Anonymous (ID: anM21QHn) 03/23/26(Mon)10:07:45 No.531433933

>>531429239
Would

Anonymous (ID: u9nPhnmJ)
03/23/26(Mon)10:08:48 No.531434000

Anonymous (ID: u9nPhnmJ) 03/23/26(Mon)10:08:48 No.531434000

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>>531429544
KILL THEM AND TAKE THEIR SHIT!!

Anonymous (ID: mC+DoY6S)
03/23/26(Mon)10:09:06 No.531434016

Anonymous (ID: mC+DoY6S) 03/23/26(Mon)10:09:06 No.531434016

>>531428145
>THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR TUESDAY MORNING 9:30 AM EST TIME.
Just in time to save the NYSE opening bell

Anonymous (ID: anM21QHn)
03/23/26(Mon)10:09:18 No.531434031

Anonymous (ID: anM21QHn) 03/23/26(Mon)10:09:18 No.531434031

>>531428145
I'll be at work when the aliens come, will I get a cute alien girlfreind?

Anonymous (ID: 7tcPMR3+)
03/23/26(Mon)10:12:05 No.531434206

Anonymous (ID: 7tcPMR3+) 03/23/26(Mon)10:12:05 No.531434206

>>531428145
what's that in real time ?

Anonymous (ID: apv/1bSB)
03/23/26(Mon)10:15:09 No.531434412

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>>531428145
We're still full.
We already told you to crash on the moon, spaceniggers.
What are you, stupid?

Anonymous (ID: wftEDUc5)
03/23/26(Mon)10:17:44 No.531434577

Anonymous (ID: wftEDUc5) 03/23/26(Mon)10:17:44 No.531434577

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>>531428145

Anonymous (ID: f/wMw3oU)
03/23/26(Mon)10:30:34 No.531435370

Anonymous (ID: f/wMw3oU) 03/23/26(Mon)10:30:34 No.531435370

>>531433933
True!

Anonymous (ID: 2nwGms8Z)
03/23/26(Mon)10:37:53 No.531435844

Anonymous (ID: 2nwGms8Z) 03/23/26(Mon)10:37:53 No.531435844

>>531428145
I have to take my car in for service at 7:20 am on tuesday. I hope that it's done by the time the aliens show up.

Anonymous (ID: nwpr1Rxj)
03/23/26(Mon)10:44:02 No.531436275

Anonymous (ID: nwpr1Rxj) 03/23/26(Mon)10:44:02 No.531436275

>>531428145
Aliens are fake and dumb

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