If you were in his shoes, how would you end the war?
>>531431991Why are you kids so fucking stupid now? Well I know, I grew up with your turbonormie retarded parents
Fuck off to Maralago and let JD handle it.
>>531431991Just peace out and leave Bibi to it.
There is no way for this president and this administration to sufficiently win this war, because there is no way for anyone to believe they're doing it for the right reasons (even if they were).
Surrender to iran and get arrested and tried in their courts.
>>531431991i would end it by giving into iran's demands to save my name and my family's name from humiliation.
>>531431991Let Iran glass Israel.
>>531431991glass pisrael and iran, blame it on them
>>531431991Iran was once the Ally of america. That all changed when the Hebrews attacked.
>>531431991He literally just ended it. It’s over, he won. Irans top brass is burning in hell.
>>531431991Press the big red button
>>531431991I would let Iran bomb Israel and then kill myself on live TV
Literally nothing he can do to end it short if unilaterally pulling all US forces out of the Middle East (instead he'll humiliatingly drag it out over months as the US is ejected from one country after another as they do deals with Iran).
>>531431991I simply wouldn't have started. The strait was open before he attacked Iran. But okay, you want the answer: nuking Israel.
>>531432233>picIran is also hated internationally, also for good reason.
I would shoot myself like hitler
>>531431991The Israeli parliament and all its cabinet members will be blown up with B-2 bombers, and the United States will govern Israel.
>>531431991Give them the same deal Obama did. He will probably need to let Iran the monetize the strait crossing. That way they can have enough money to get a nuke to protect them from Isreal. Just like China. Give them the same deal but a little sweeter and act.like you won.
>>531432139JD is a piece of shit, fuck that guy.
>>531431991Admit pedophilia and resign.
>>531431991give in to whatever demands there are because 20 years of war is always worse
>>531431991>get mediators to agree ceasefire>blame israel>declare peace in our time>sudoku
Nuke Israel.
>>531431991Get bigger shoes
>>531431991unironically blame it on israel and the jewsjust come out and say people who were your trusted friends lyed to you, the jews close to you were all part of it, they had people bought off, to fulfill their prophecy, you had trouble believing it, but you can no longer deny it
>>531431991compensate them and then capitulate
>>531432496And then have the same problem a few years from now? Obama didn't fix things. He just put band-aids with pretty pictures on them over things.
If I were him? I would make a deal with Vance to resign instantly and get pardoned and go hide for the rest of my dementia-ridden days.
>>531431991by owing moar liberals
>>531431991>how would you end the war?nuke tel aviv
>>531431991Do a dogeza on live tv, and ask for forgiveness.
>>531431991Do an Italy and switch sides.
>>531431991>If you were in his shoes, how would you end the war?Nukes on israel
>>531431991Not start it in the first place.
>>531431991People will blame him no matter what he does.>back off-Iran regime recovers, continues to oppress it's people and genocide all the dissenters-Iran continues to orchestrate terrorist attacks against western countries like mine-Iran continues conflict with gulf states which impacts all of us.trump gets the blamed for it all and every person the regime kills or disappears will be blamed on him for years to come.>continue trying to crush regime trying to minimize casualties.-Trump gets blamed for every single thing Iran does-Trump gets blamed for petrol prices and every other little thing.>nuke Iran and end the war-Trump get's blamed for all the excess casualties-the same people who were all calling him a pussy like "you wont do shit", "iran will crush u dood lol" will switch to playing the victim and be like "woah too far dude" "trump is a mass murdering monster". No matter what he does the narrative will be bullshit.
>>531431991He has no obligation or reason to end the war. This is an infinite money glitch. Make Fierce Friday, TACO Monday before markets open. This shit storm is the next guy's problem not his.
>>531431991Bomb Iran on weekends, say we won and stop on weekdays.
Mr. Hegseth, you've been making the same thread every day. And I told you once, basically the only option that leads to "success" is to bring in the roachreich to threaten Iran's western border
>>531431991Build a metal gear.Deploy it in indiaNuke israelIndia gets nuked in retaliation.
>>531431991I would nuke brown countries and every city in the US and put trannies/libtards in death camps
>>531431991Kill Bibi on live television before begging Iran to accept our surrender
To exert significant pressure on Israel, I propose targeting their water desalination infrastructure to cause a severe disruption in their domestic drinking water supply, potentially leading to a 50% reduction. This action would create a sense of crisis and panic within Israeli society, as they struggle to secure essential resources.Upon amplifying the pressure by taking out another desalination plant, I recommend showcasing this situation in Israeli media to heighten the sense of urgency and instability within the country. At this point, Israel would be left with no choice but to negotiate for an unconditional surrender, leading to the recognition of a Palestinian state as part of a peace agreement.This approach allows the international community to exert pressure on Israel while promoting lasting peace and addressing long-standing injustices against the Palestinian people.After Israels defeat we can foster transparency and accountability, by establishing a Palestinian propaganda arm aimed at exposing Jewish deceptions and highlighting jewish nature to the world. This initiative would be funded by the reparations from the Israeli people, ensuring that their financial support is directed towards promoting honest discourse.To achieve lasting equality between Jews and Palestinians, I suggest implementing economic reforms in Israel designed to ground their economy and keep its citizens living just above the poverty line for at least 200 years. This will allow for multiple generations to pass before any potential opportunity for improvement arises.During this time, Israel can experience the communist system they have long advocated for gentiles, but with the added dimension of equal treatment between Jews and Palestinians, as well as Arabs and Muslims. This multicultural utopia would be made possible through the forced integration of Indians and African pagans, who, like Palestinians, would be considered equal to Israeli citizens.
>>531431991I would kill myself
>>531431991I would say that his intelligence was compromised by the deep state and that he won't let any more US soldiers die for foreign interests.Then just fire half of his cabinet.He has a very easy way out.
>>531431991i would have started nuking niggers my first day into office>100 for you>100 for you>100 for you>100 for you>100 for you
>>531431991Let Iran have Israel.
>>531431991Betray Israel
>>531431991Declare ISRAEL as the global terrorist state that it is and switch over to Iran's side.
>>531431991I would just declare victory and leave the strait closed. We don't use it, so we don't need to worry about it.
>>531431991Nuke Israel
>>531431991I would just leave.>but what about IsraelNot my problem.
>>531439541Trump can just claim that the US has their own oil and will be fine (lie)
>>531439416this
>>531439470https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FDavhF2_4MoThe Israeli regime and its people continue to exhibit despicable behavior towards the Palestinian population, demonstrating their true nature as unscrupulous and immoral actors. Their inhumane treatment of the Palestinians has left an indelible mark on those who have witnessed it firsthand.Not too mention everyone else on this earth is sick of these parasitic and self entitled people.
>>531431991Blow up israel and then send kohmeni a get well soon card with one of those little stuffed bears. Oh and get my intelligence purged of mossad agents and operatives. Lastly I would stream satanyahoos assassination as a peace offering to thd world. Ahhh if I were king of America.
>>531436281Most likely true (given the US media/propaganda machine). Of course, he did blow a massive hole in his foot by getting involved.I'd still say stick with the first option, but exhaust all means of diplomacy to calm Iran's foreign policy. Doesn't have to be direct or overnight. Then he could at least switch focus to the economy, etc, for the sake of the next guy in the party election. Hopefully, not JD or some other good goy maniac.
>>531431991Just leave. Everyone already thinks he’s a retard but at least he campaigned on leaving the middleast. Frame it as a victory over Iran and now it’s time to withdraw from the region, talk up israel as very strong and powerful warriors like Ukraine and that we will continue to support them with missiles or whatever, and then leave the region forever. Nobody will believe it but there’s no fixing his reputation at this point, the least he can do is not murder a hundred thousand American soldiers and destroy the global economy
>>531439628I would just leave>but what about IsraelDrop any spare bombs on them on the way home
>>531440242>Just leave.
>>531431991I wouldn't start a war at first place because its 1000x easier than finish.But you want honest opinion? I finish what started and invested effort. Even if that was dumb decsion.So enjoy next 20 years of funny videos with exploding soldiers.Retreat from ME means fall of USA at this moment. You are in deep shit mutts. Rest of the world buy EV and give a fuck but you will die.
>>531431991Bomb israel.
>>531431991I would launch nukes (but keep the shafts closed)
>>531431991I'd post a truth so scary the IRGC would instantly surrender
>shoesYou mean>pants
>>531431991If I was that fat I would just kill myself.
>>531431991It costs trillions to maintain nuclear weapons per year.So I'd use the nuclear weapons on Iran. No more Iran, no more nuke bill, win win.There'd be no MAD because the Europeans cannot use their nukes without US permission and Russia's nukes probably don't work anymore because of the high maintenance requirement.
>>531439541>national gas price average soars to 5 dollars a gallon
>>531431991What would Hitler do?
>>531431991Give iran nukes and let them and israel wipe each other off the map
>>531431991Honorable suicide is the only acceptable way.
Too much wokery on /pol/ since Trump humiliated them by winning. The left are desperate.
>>531440362thanks migger nobody thought of that as a possible trump move but we now know
>>531431991Mine Iran's highways and then raid their bunkers one at a time to destroy their stockpiles. Then they can just stew. If the strait is open the war is over as far as normies are concerned.
>>531440431Probably call a public emergency and announce a financial package to rebuild manufacturing, with the factories held by the government to secure war time supply.Then expand the program to include things like food production etc.You know, commie stuff until the US functions as a country again. He was pragmatic like that.
>>531440362>the Europeans cannot use their nukes without US permissiontell that to the French. lmao
>>531431991>his shoes
1. Denounce Israel2. Apologize for all past grievances against Iran and seek to normalize relations. 3. Iran may stockpile 60% enriched uranium as a latent deterrent 4. Donate your entire family's fortune towards reparations in Iran. 5. Finance a Monument to the 130+ schoolgirls who were murdered 6. Retire to some little cottage and spend your last remaining years (or months) contemplating all the evil you have committed during your grotesque life.
>>531440431kill himself
>>531440711They wont do shit. They owe us for protecting their colonies since WW2.
>>531431991BY nuking Pissrael and paying reparations. Iran would love the US then and the US would gain a much better ally.>>531436281>-Iran regime recovers, continues to oppress it's people and genocide all the dissenters>-Iran continues to orchestrate terrorist attacks against western countries like mine>-Iran continues conflict with gulf states which impacts all of us.>trump gets the blamed for it all and every person the regime kills or disappears will be blamed on him for years to come.Not my problem, not a problem, not a problem
>>531440375>5 dollarsLol. More like $10.
>>531440938Just like you owe them for spilling their blood to assist you.Oh nvm. The US always forgets the sacrifices of others that benefited them in the past.I wonder why no one is coming to help you :^)
>>531441040If it soars to 10 they'll lynch trump
>>531441042Hans.... we literally fought WW2, with no ulterior motives whatsoever, to liberate our French big brothers...
100 for IRAN1 for MEXICO1 for Israel100 for Russia1 for UKRAIN10 for Somaliaall at the same time lauched from Elon's Space station
>>531431991Nuke Israel, then fart very loudly and commit seppoku on live television.
>>531431991By getting them to negotiate
>>531431991TKD, unironically
>>531441305>100 for IRAN>1 for IsraelGet a load of this kike
>>531441293>with no ulterior motives whatsoeverIs this really what they teach you in school?
>>531431991Nuke Israel of course.
>>531441497Yes. The victors are always the good guys, you silly nazi.
>>531441566I never said that they are not the "good guys", Jimmy. But there are always ulterior motives.
>>531441305...Elon has no space station, you fool.Only NASA and the Chinese space program have space stations, they operate the only two that are currently up there.
>>531431991>what would you do?Nuke monkeyzilTotal HUEape death
>>531431991Declare "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" and pull the fuck out, leave the kikes to rot and die.
>>531441835>...Elon has no space station, you fool.you really think ELON was making all those rockets just to go to the moon and Mars?He has a space station cloaked with Klingon tech, it is his SPace Bunker just incase his Underground Bunker is useless, Think man think! All that money has to go somewhere, and space is the best place to stash it, who is gonna steal it? E-T? The Feringhi?
>>531431991>Bomb all power infrastructure>Walk away>support rebel groups>Iran implodes in infighting.
>>531439416100%needs to have people in prison for bombing that school too.
>>531442304>>Bomb all power infrastructureCongratulations you are literally as qualified as anyone else in the US DoD and Pentagon who thought doing a marine landing in Iran is doable.
>>531431991This is an unwinnable war unless you commit war crimes or use nukes which would still violently shift international opinion against us making it a loss either way. Donny dun fucked up and now he's gotta pull us out and humiliate us before it bleeds us dry and china takes advantage in the pacific.
>>531431991
>>531431991After Israel did their preemptive attack I would have immediately backed off and told everyone to enjoy the show.
>>531431991By start blaming the jews for tricking him into it. This would save his face. Even /pol would cheer him on.
>>531432149Israel in response activates the samson option and nukes the U.S., Europe, and the Middle East. You are caught in a Nuclear blast.You died insert 25¢ to continue playing.
>>531431991Somethin somethin antisemitism
He'll be rolling out a peace plan that is basically the same plan the Obama had established lasting peace under.
>>531432212They will install him as the temporary Ayatollah until Mojtaba recovers
The classic move of selling weapons to both sides while making a beeline for the exit.
>>531431991>If you were in his shoesI would kill myself
>>531442177Stop watching Moonraker
>>531431991Surprise attack israel then come clean to the people about everything
>>531431991Nuke Israel, nuke Tehran, nuke India, nuke Israel for a whole week, nuke India some more and step down.
>>531432346I don't think Trump can hide out in Argentina. He just doesn't have the support structure for it. At best he can flee to Israel but he's not that stupid
>>531444900Israel doesn't have that many nukes, at best they could wreck a few cities.
>>531431991I wouldn't have started this dumb shit in the first place
>>531444900>>531445761They have a couple hundred but it's unlikely they can reach the USA.
>>531445761>oh no not London and New York>oh no please not paris>no not Chicago!>please don't nuke DC as well hahah
>>531431991Biting the bullet like my grandfather did.
>>531431991i would carpet bomb haifa, tel aviv and western jerusalem
let me see the supersonic weapons of mass destruction nigga, fire the thing nigga just do it
