Hooters recently changed new uniform is longer and less revealing shorts. They recently went bankrupt and were then bought up by private equity who made the restaurant gay>The chain filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in March 2025 to restructure $376 million in debt and closed dozens of locations.https://nypost.com/2025/11/03/business/skimpy-uniforms-are-out-modesty-is-in-as-hooters-founders-take-back-control-of-chain/ “The chain is replacing current revealing waitress outfits, including bikini-style shorts and 2021 micro ‘wedgie’ shorts … with the original orange jogging shorts.” CEO Neil Kiefer: “I don’t think you’re going to see a bunch of butt cheeks hanging out.”Private equity (Nord Bay + TriArtisan) owned it 2019–2025, introduced the revealing shorts, and oversaw the decline. The original founders (Hooters Inc. + franchise partner Hoot Owl) bought it back post-bankruptcy in Oct/Nov 2025 and reverted to modest uniforms to restore the “beachy” vibe.
>>531436377Yes it is private equities fault the restaurant is now gay. They bought hooters like 5 years ago and they had their chance to make the uniforms tiny and also make the restaurant profitable. They failed and now the original founders bought the restaurant and chose to make the shorts extremely long.Hooters is going to fail even faster now
>>531436377>They recently went bankruptDue to the lack of sexy femboys. That is what alphas really crave.
>>531436559Just go to a strip club? They have food.
>>531436559>>531436377PE (Nord Bay + TriArtisan, 2019–2025) made the shorts tinier (bikini/wedgie style in 2021) and over-sexualized the brand into a “boys club,” which the founders later blamed for alienating families and hurting sales. The longer, classic 1980s athletic shorts were the original founders’ deliberate choice after buying it back. PE bought ~5–6 years ago, had chance to make tiny uniforms + profit, failed: Mostly yes. They did make uniforms tinier — and still drove 31% sales drop, debt pile-up, and 2025 bankruptcy/closures.Founders bought back and chose extremely long shorts: Yes (Oct/Nov 2025; still in effect as of March 2026). They own/operate ~140 of 198 U.S. locations (~70%) and call it “re-Hooterization” for a family-friendly beach vibe.
>>531436726Aren’t they really rude and scammy there?
>>531436726Isn’t the appeal of Hooters vs a Strip club supposed to be >hooters: “innocent” college girls who are kind of “embarrassed” to be wearing revealing outfits
>>531436377This bitch looks like she is 12 years old
Imarine being upset about the death of corporate whoredom.
>>531436377>“I don’t think you’re going to see a bunch of butt cheeks hanging out.”then why in the world would I go there? For the great frozen wings and hamburgers and cheap swill beer? LMFAO. Twin Peaks has mogged TF out of Hooters anyway, it's better in every way and they have tons of dress up days where they put the hoes in straight string bikinis and lingerie
>>531436796I think that might depend on the place. Had a nice place around me with a cheap steak, decent service and tits out.
>>531436377>camel toe
>>531436867Can alwasy ask the stripper to act like that kek.
>>531436881downsides?
>>531436796
>>531436377>Little kids working at hootersKek private equity doing it their way
>>531436881A 12 year old with the appearance of a 25 year old, maybe.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TXXJyjFu8ngHooters CEO on Pivot: No More ‘Butt Cheeks Hanging Out’ | WSJHooters is remaking its brand image after filing for bankruptcy in March. For years, the casual restaurant chain has been operated by two different companies: one owned by private equity that emphasizes the brand’s sex appeal as a “breastaurant” and one that includes the original founders that says it’s actually “family friendly.” So how does Hooters plan to turn the brand around amid growing competition in the food industry?WSJ sat down with Hooters Management Corporation CEO Neil Kiefer, who shared his turnaround plan.
>>531436377Hooters used to be exciting because every woman walking around outside didn't otherwise dress like a whore. Now they do, so you don't even have to pretend to like their shitty food in order to see tits and ass for free.
Great now any woman can look hot by being strapped down by 100 sq feet of polyester
>>531436720kill yourself
Hooters is a gen x thing only and has no place here anymore. I work with gen x guys on a construction site. You know how they act daily? One guy will come up and ask everyone to gather around his phone. He will have some random naked picture on his phone. This is the conversation you hear>Gen X 1: "Wow those are some great tits">Gen X 2: "Yea great tits">Gen X 3: "I would love to have sex with her">Gen X 2 :"Me too"Then they go back to work. No one jacks off or anything. It's so fucking weird like performative art. These are the retards that consume hooters and strip clubs.
The problem with hooters is that they hire ugly niggers and spics now. That's why it's failing. Literally the downfall of every single fast food/store is because of non whites occupying the workforce. I was just at the Hangout this past weekend and there were a bunch of rood nigger women working the stores when it used to be cute white girls. Everything sucks now.
>>531436377there's a new hooters it's called Twin Peaks
>>531436901The CEO / founder is a retarded boomer who is going to kill his entire business faster than private equity could >>531436918She sized down. But most look worse than her I was being generous >>531437294I heard at twin peaks you have to send pics to corporate before you are hired
>>531436377>Nord Bay + TriArtisanStock market fags are so retarded.
>>531436377>They recently went bankrupt and were then bought up by private equity who made the restaurant gayThis is how you know fractional reserve banking isn't capitalism. Only in a communist system can someone retarded enough to bring modesty to hooters find themselves in charge of anything.
>>531436377They need to rename it to "Simpers".Hooters died with the invention of the internet
>>531436377Hooters was a thing for mid girls who didn't have the confidence to be strippers. But now the mid girls just do only onlyfans and make tens of thousands of dollars. They no longer have to serve slop and watered down beer to Midwest and southern fat retards for $20 tips.
anyone that would be working at a titty restaurant that is hot enough for me to go is already on only fans and not bothering with titty restaurants.
>>531437107Made for marriage, they are still virgin, migger
>>531436377wHAT'S THE POINT OF AMERICA IF I CAN'T GO TO HOOTERS AND GIVE SOME TEENAGE SLUT A BIG FAT GOOSING?
>>531436377>>531437294>The problem with hooters is that they hire ugly niggers and spics now. The problem with Hooters is that any decent looking woman is just going to make an onlyfans and make several see l hundred times more money than they would make at Hooters. 30-40 years ago it made sense for these women to work at Hooters and make lots of money from tips because they're hot. These days, those women have more options. They can make far more money on OF and they still don't have to get nude or fuck on cam like they would have to do if they went full porn. Hooters just has no place anymore.
>>531436881Kek closer to 32 you dysgenic mutt.
>>531436377>>531436918Mutts should sue for false advertising and force them to change the name of the brand to either NO-HOOTERS, NO-BOOTIES or CAMEL-TOE,
They should have made the new uniform leotards only.
>>531437294> The problem with hooters is that they hire ugly niggers and spics nowthis is the true reason, and why it’s unfixable (would have to be a racist to fix it). Most guys would even go for black chicks/spics, but ONLY if they’re hot.
>>531437587Got it, Muhammad.
>>531437631Hooters should do something crazy to stay relevant like actually serve high quality food
>>531436377tl;drExecute all tiktok niggers
>>531436377Haha wow, is this post off-topic or what?!SEE YOU LATER HOMO
>>531436881not at all man lmao
This isn't going to make me happy.
>>531437306This. At the one near me they wear, besides the uniform, bikinis, lingerie, “pajamas” aka panties and bra, etc. The food’s good too.
>>531436377Kinda want to poke those tits to see if they are natural.
>>531437718>like actually serve high quality foodThey're owned by private equity now so that will NEVER happen.
>>531436377i'm sick of slutty women, see them everywhere every day so why would you even want to buy overpriced food by some sweaty thot is beyond me
>>531436377Hooters niqab when?
>>531436720>how to tank your business in a weekgreat idea faggot
>>531437772Shut the fuck up fed, you're going into a mass grave.
>>531437772Waddling around step by step isnt going to make that either.
>>531437772>Fagroomkek
>>531437762>n...n...NO!!!! We can't have any threads that are not whining about Trump it's not fair!fuck off kike
Imagine getting all pumped to go out to Hooters and have some sexy waitress dangling her tits in your face while you watch the game, and reality hits hard as you sit down.>Wow, there's tons of seats over here, and a great view of the game!>"Hi I'm Draeshawnda, I'mma be y'alls serva fo'a'night">"Y'all lookin' hungry, kin I gitcha started wif sum wangs?">"S-sure t-thanks">"Guys, I kind of think I know why this section was empty">gaze sullenly at the crowded section where some 22 year old college girl is giggling and bending over while the guys cheer>She stands up and starts bouncing like a cheerleader and shaking her tittes in their faces>"Scuze me, y'all't orda da wangs?">"Draeshawnda be right back, she own break"
>>531437794>>531437718Doesn't matter. It will always be Sysco Slop
>>531436377Butter face
>>531437925Read the fucking rules and abide or go straight back to pleddit, dick sucker.
>>531436377How the fuck do you crash a company like hooters? The business model is as easy as it gets: have hot women serving overpriced food to young horny men.Its a fucking money printer.How do you fuck this up?
>>531436377Only gay men would go to the new Hooters
>>531437958I miss when they just made routers
>>531437980She also dances and moves like a nigger
>>531437801Hooters used to be the place where you could see your town's thots concentrated in one place. Nowadays when the average girl is a thot to the nth degree there's really no point in it anymore.
>>531436377Id strain water through her pantyhose gusset and drink it
>>531436377False advertising
>>531437879Not a fed. Order up.>>531437897>waddlingI dont have the mass for that. Order up.>>531437923I'm 110% heterosexual. Order up.
>>531438009kys TDS kike we will have threads that are not about Trump
>>531436377I can't even count how many times I went into hooters restroom and some fags were dick in hand flapping. It's fucking disgusting.
>>531437306>>531437785>Twin PeaksIt went public and is going downhill now too compared to when it first came around. Food quality going down, shittier specials. >>531437631>30-40 years ago it made sense for these women to work at Hootersnot even that long ago. Even 15 years ago my local hooters was staffed by hot legit college girls. Our speedrun to total online zombie dystopia has been incredibly fast.
>>531436377Hooters was ALWAYS gay.It's for fat faggots who wanna try shifty pickup lines on some bitch as she delivers their frozen buffalo wings.They could just go to strip club or fuck a hooker if they had any real hair on their balls.
>>531436377Rent a whore and stop making your inadequacy my problemGo ahead and give me (You)’s about why you can’t and this is defferent. I’m closing the tab of this thread faggots.
Dumb slut lives in the same town as me, didnt realize there was only 1 Hooters here, I used to work near it and I never saw anyone there.
>>531436377imagine the smell of her crusty fetid gash
>>531438129I kinda assumed that since you are on 4chan.
>>531436377Now we just need uniform Hooters girls
>>531436377>“I don’t think you’re going to see a bunch of butt cheeks hanging out
>>531438193Sadly (or not) my metabolism prevents me from such things.
>>531436377>They recently went bankrupt and were then bought up by private equity who made the restaurant gayThey were bought by private equity in 2019. Then another private equity group bought them in 2025. Please get your facts straight faggot op. Private equity purchased hooters and ruined the company. They do the same to everything you love. They buy a company, sell land with a leaseback clause to a shell company they own to extract wealth. They make the target takeover company own 90% of the debt used to buy itself. They shut half the stores down and cut hours for remaining stores to make more money.Now they are going to be doing the same to your water, electric and gas utilities. I am sure since they have a great track record ruining toys r us, red lobster, hooters and other companies that they will have attention and proper management of utilities.
>>531436729>oversexualized >not family friendly Economics gaslighting you with blatant porn branding and stupidly conflating its success with how it attracts “families” over single males. >yes the purpose of this entire business is to attract wholesome Quakers, out for a bite. I’m not mad because big tits aren’t family friendly. I’m mad because kikes are trying to grift off of being traditional with their own branding in an environment of their own making, and being upset about it.
>>531436377Degenerate nation
>>531438010When most women dress like whores When tons of women will show you their butthole for $10The appeal of eating frozen food while a wannabe stripper serves it to you loses it's appeal. My city used to have a bunch of bikini coffee stands but most of them closed when stuff like OF took off. Paying $5 extra for shitty coffee served by a hoe lost it's appeal.
Hooters>terrible overpriced wings>supporting global capital>Semi attractive girls in somewhat skimpy outfits>Social convention forces high tipping so they do not suspect you are secret judenLocal Takeout Wings & Goons>best quality/value wings available >support local business>Watch HD porn/stripping videos free online>No tipping requiredClose all Hooters
>>531438233So you are trundling?Noted.
>>531436377Loose thread spotted.
>>531436377niggers
>>531437927No wonder the place got bankrupt
>>531438351both are shit and overprice wings just make your own fatty
Leering at waitresses is boomer tier shit.Comes with that boomer hubris where they think they can "give them the eye" or some cringe like and they stand a chance of getting them.Millennials and zoomers have clocked that these women are unobtainable and either want Chad and anything less as you are a disgusting sack of meat and may as well die or they want a thug nigger to rail them in the carpark.Places like these and strip clubs will go extinct.
They should switch to Indian food
>>531437196Why are the tights on the girl on the left so damn dark?
>>531437275Professionals have standards
>>531437785Based
>>531437275Boomers do that shit too. Have a coworker who will show me his phone where he's following some 20 year old instathot and talk about how hot she is and how he wants to fuck her.
>>531436377This bitch looks retarded and hooter used to he about huge knockers. Strip club lunch menus are better anyways
>>531437306>Tattoos
>>531438470>Millennials and zoomers have clocked that these women are unobtainable and either want Chad and anything less as you are a disgusting sack of meat and may as well die or they want a thug nigger to rail them in the carpark.>Places like these and strip clubs will go extinct.they'll never go extinct in america, especially as the country becomes more like Latin America. Ever been to Latin America? If anything the places will become more overt brothels / sugar baby pickup spots.
>>531437275That is one of the best descriptions of working with Gen-X lol, everyday I'm left wondering what the fucking point of half my co-workers conversations are.
>>531438602Damn women have never had a harder job market, if only I could shake my ass and get guaranteed employment
>>531436726Why must you people derive pleasure from ruining everything? Is it some kind of revenge that you act out vicariously?
>>531436377The concept itself is dying and theres no way to save it, you simply cannot pretend that someone younger that is bombed constantly with terms like "simping" will go to a shitty fast food restaurant to give expensive tips to hoes that dont even touch youWhat a retarded business idea, let alone in a first world country where feminism is so strong, Hooters should just die at this point, men are having women fatigue and they dont want to waste any money on some woman teasing your cock with "sexy" clothingThe whole idea is just awful, a bunch of mids teasing men and getting them to simp in real life because they are le "hot", Im sure the moment a client asks for a waitress number he will be ban or cops will be called, just end it, its not going to get better, Hooters will die
>>531438289Your country just legalized abortion
>>531437435You lot really live online, innit. Not every single girl on the planet is on onlycrap. Get out of your basement just this once
If there is any future people are going to look back at tik tok turds with contempt and mock them endlessly
>>531438653Does this mean we're getting donkey shows
>>531437275>One guy will come up and ask everyone to gather around his phone. He will have some random naked picture on his phone.Is this normalfag behaviour or some emergent behaviour that only happened with smartphones?
>>531438705all you have to be is thingand even that is too hard for the modern woman
>>531436377women are idiots
>>531438705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r1MroHT9TU
>>531438362>trundlingNo. I walk, or just roll in my office chair since my back is sawdust.
>>531436377matters little anyway they will bankrupt and out of business again within 3-5 years if they last that long. shit economy means people can't afford hooters, plus boomers don't understand oogling women is now 'rape'
>>531438758God will punish us
>>531437041I love breakfast buffets so much
I have an idea for a restaurant called Smelly Gashes
>>531437927Can you explain to me what the fuck is going on in the video that is the second in this particular branches gallery on Gogle Maps? It looks like a hazing ritual. https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hooters/@35.0149,-85.2093,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e5!3m6!1sCIABIhADyc5UVQ6xD2fEtocAAqXs!2e10!3e10!6shttps:%2F%2Flh3.googleusercontent.com%2Fgps-cs-s%2FAHVAwerRFHV9WNfB29JgAFr22Etss_MazCTq_7jXlR-a9w5C9wUDv-Cd3TNkZtt18gjd3qgOyLOi4IijmCzIfWICWUGSTXgrmxXdk_JDWtgOllo5B6OIZSQoVlK0gTjEXRCztWx0_NTT9207zts%3Dw203-h114-k-no!7i1920!8i1080!4m11!1m2!2m1!1shooters!3m7!1s0x886066bf43cea80d:0xb34beb85a6879710!8m2!3d35.0147966!4d-85.209224!10e5!15sCgdob290ZXJzIgOIAQFaCSIHaG9vdGVyc5IBCnNwb3J0c19iYXLgAQA!16s%2Fg%2F1tcw8xmf?authuser=0&entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDMxOC4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D#
>>531438785>Is this normalfag behaviour or some emergent behaviour that only happened with smartphones?When I started they would print out pictures of porn and bring it to work
>>531436377ORI could just go to a strip club and get steak and a beer and a BJ or I could just jerk off to free porn instead of simping for some dumb sluts whose only value is sex and yet they try to pretend they're not whores. their hypocrisy and lies sickens me. I have more respect for a street walker at a truck stop than for these bitches who pretend that what they're doing isn't on the same road for the same motives with the same operations and with the same destination. they're the same. a whore in a brothel is only a little farther down the road and much more honest.
>>531438535She's wearing hose that are darker than her skin tone.
>>531437608
>>531438938>>531437927Is it required behaviour to pretend to be a chicken with paper beak and menus for wings?
>>531437631>>531438150Back in the day I knew a girl who worked at Hooters as a bartender. She would easily make $1,000+ per night. She could easily double that on some nights bc guys would pay her $100 a pop to shoot her breast milk across the bar at them, or into their drinks. She was a smoking hot single mom
>>531436796you think it's not rude and scammy for dumb sluts to flaunt their bodies at you to wrong simp bux from you and give you overpriced microwaved chicken wings and not even give you a hand job after?
>>531437306>there's a new hooters it's called Twin PeaksI've only been to one of these once, but literally NONE of the women inside were scantily clad.
>>531438351I cant even imagine going to a restaurant with female waitresses anymore. Like can you get arrested for sexual harassment?
>>531436720HAHAHAHA
>>531437873We'd catch this man in femboy hooters, in the middle of sooka la minkia
>>531438769>Does this mean we're getting donkey showsit means every woman will be for sale, more overtly than ever. In Latin America paying some hot girl to be your girlfriend is basically normal accepted behavior. >>531438745lol, they aren't going to call the cops on you. A huge percentage of the girls are there to find sugar daddies.
>>531436901There isn't going to be a recovery. You can't JUST be a hot waitress bar.If it ever gets slow all your hot girls will leave for a busy place since they can go anywhere. Then when all you got is dudes and fats etc your shitty food will never bring in the crowd to get the hotties back.You have to have something to bring the people in that you as the owner actually own like the food or the beer.Then you can also be known for having hot girls there.You can't just skip to the end
Why can't americans just have maid cafes where cute girls dress into cute outfits and cute things.Instead everything must be about ASS, TITS and SEX like some niggers.
>>531436377Is that the new or old uniform?
>>531436796just go try it at the best reviewed one nearby on a weekday when they're quiet. as long as the cover charge is low and you have some self control you won't lose much money, and you might have some surprisingly nice food.why not, not like you've got anything better to do.
>>531437772
>>531438938wtf heres a different Hooters with some old boomer pretending to be a chicken:https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hooters/@34.196334,-84.7918236,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e5!3m6!1sCIHM0ogKEICAgIDLyrW2LQ!2e10!3e10!6shttps:%2F%2Flh3.googleusercontent.com%2Fgps-cs-s%2FAHVAweog3YYP3bznYWW5-voiP2REv4k_GrsqEdT0whomGnOqrKD9BWmO9MyOO57kgWXXIFWMElqiqcoZ7YSPRlcj8VXeAtYs1YVIEKbrhPc6_3-y69sL9IZcf53gzlIx4ApNXYN5gDTl%3Dw203-h114-k-no!7i1920!8i1080!4m11!1m2!2m1!1shooters!3m7!1s0x88f54f948ba2218f:0xbdf78c94443def5f!8m2!3d34.1964616!4d-84.791822!10e5!15sCgdob290ZXJzIgOIAQFaCSIHaG9vdGVyc5IBCnNwb3J0c19iYXLgAQA!16s%2Fg%2F11b73rfjgr?authuser=0&entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDMxOC4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D#Explain the chicken-man hazing ritual Americans please.
>>531436901>>531437339>>531439176>Come with me to go see if I got hired at Twin Peaks. I have to go and try on the uniform, and take pictures in it, and then see if I'm hired. Okay, ignore my hair, it's been raining, whatever.>But it's been a couple hours later, and, um... So basically yesterday, I had part one of the interview, and that went well. >So he asked me to come back today for pictures, and the uniform, and stuff like that. Um, to send a corporate basically yes or no, if I would represent the brand well.>And literally right after he took the photos though, he just was like, Okay, you're hired. And I was like, ha, bet. So now I just finished paperwork, and then I have orientation, and I start.The photos were for his personal collection just an fyiNope, they send to corporate and if you start gaining weight they compare your photo to how you look with the weight gain probably, but they also send our pictures to corporate and they approve us.
>>531438535she's half black lol
>>531439476Is that Chumlee?
>>531439388Do you have that in your country?
>>531436377Damn, I'm suprised hooters is still a thing given the feminist fiasco you had to put up with in 2016,
I'm pretty sure another factor in its failure is the extreme disparity between the average guy and the average woman. The internet ruined courtship. There isn't even a pretense that you can pick up some hot chick in public. There's no titillation if there's no hope. Might as well go to a strip club with that kind of fantasy, they probably have better hot wings.
>>531439504girls who talk with their hands like that are pyschos
i went to hooters once and it was the saddest experience i ever had, the whole time i felt like a desperate weirdo
>>531438785It’s ok, mohammad, you wouldn’t understand
>>531439584>i felt like a desperate weirdoWhy?
>>531439556We have neither. We go to a restaurant to eat food here.
>>531438953>they would print out pictures of porn and bring it to workLMFAO.
You ever have a steak at a strip club?
>>531437196you know, i changed my mind. I like hot looking girls like /op/ post but that girl is hot for 1 purpose: actractt a mate, thin young means (in the past) to men that the girl is clean and good for breeding. Thats why boobs and tight bodies are atractive. Biology rules it all.That said, the private equitiy guys over sexualized hooters with those 2020 shorts and I bet you if you check the early life section and maybe even associated ventures for connections with the porn industry or gambling industry. The original gym shorts were fine, but as I recall, the food there is pedestrian slop. Frozen patties, wings and even onion rings. For good food and hot looking girls in a family freindly environment head on over to shake shack or chick-filla. Top secret but there is a shake shack 5 stores down from a yoga studio and they often have their street closed for yoga pants show off time. I mean yoga time, of course.So kudos to the original guy for wanting a more wholesome place to eat. If they want to get the foodies in there, have like a celebrity chef do something. I can see vic vegas from that bar rescue show, doing a deal with hooters: fresh never frozen food..blog closed.
>>531438602Le quirky eye twitch. She's such a cool character in this show.
>>531439691There are restaurants in the US as well. More choice.
I don't really know why any guy would pay for some level of blueballing to begin with.If you're not actually having sex with a girl who genuinely loves you then what's the point? It won't give you satisfaction.Hookers, strip clubs, maid cafes, hooters, onlyfans, porn, why pay for something that won't actually leave you satisfied?Either go all the way or not at all.You can stay home and build a nice wooden cabinet from scratch or play Dark Souls 3. Either one might give you a sense of fulfillment.But ogling/talking to some woman who's only interested in your money? What's in that for you? Just don't do it.
>>531436377Back to basics huh? But they need to make it a bit longer. No I'm not a faggot, you need to leave something to the imagination.
>>531436964>can ask shanequa to act like a innocent schoolgirlsure thing bud
>>531439388I don't know. The best you can hope to find one is at an anime convention. My wife wants to go to one more than I do.
>>531436377What a brown SLUT.
>>531438785lol wtf kind of 3rd worlder has this question, desu this made my day lol.
>>531437631>>531438150>>531439159It's wild how everything is just awful now
>>531437306tfw there isn't one in your state
>>531437427>Simpers/thread
>>531439784yeah but strippers are usually prostitutes so
>>531438785yes but it's 2026 big dawg smartphones aren't "new" anymore.when I was 15 (circa 2008) my shitbox car broke down on the way home from getting gas. There was a job site nearby so I walked over to see if anyone had a cellphone I could borrow. Big black dude lets me borrow his flip phone, call my parents to let them know. After the call he's like hey bro you wanna see something. >uh sureCheck out it - some grainy 256x256 img of (I assume) his girlfriends titties>wow cool then I just kept walking home.
>>531437927planeta de los monos
>>531439784That's the separation between boomers/gen X and later generations I was talking about above. The later has seen how pointless and stupid this all is, the former live in a delusion.
>>531437306i went to 3 different twin peaks and it was wall to wall ghetto negresses. i just started calling it "nigger cheeks".
>>531438058In English, doc!
>>531436377i would take her steamy dump in my chest if you know what i mean
>>531438953>When I started they would print out pictures of porn and bring it to worklol.>>531439609>>531439848I beat off to my hentai at home.
>>531439784For me the bigger issue is that this is a cheap imitation of a japanese maid coffee shop. There's no cosplay, interaction, or silly heart beam, so you're going there for what? Just to see girls? I also them at the gym.
>>531436377that webm is so funnyyou can tell she doesn't appear as hot as expected on video and is frustrated by it
>>531436559With rampant nudity and degeneracy everywhere, men want their sluts with class.
>>531436377what is this gay dance and facial expressions all the zoomettes do
>>531439933>hey bro you wanna see something.Some of the older guys do this at work, they sit in the locker room and watch literal porn.
>>531440065Yeah but where's your trash can? I think I can find his stuff there. Maybe gold idk.
>>531439584Places like that are kind of like strip clubs, as in it where we disburse ourselves of some of the lies of modernity and women willingly degrade themselves to their proper station. I don’t see how you could feel weird or desperate in a place like this, for me it’s about 40% disgust and 60% satisfaction for that fleeting moment in time those women accept that they really are just a hole and a pair of titts for man’s amusement.
>>531438150For me, it's the Tilted Kilt.That's where they have sassy sluts in kilts bully and pick on you.After I've had my fill of these cunts I leave and don't tip.
>>531436377femboy hooters is less gay than this shit
>>531437772Walmart-kun, it's NEET-sama.This is your fate because you're a coward.Amen.
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>>531438953Yeah a sales rep came in to our office laughing his ass off, he had printed out a picture of a secretary leaning on a copier taking a shit into her boss' mouth. He had to show everyone in the office even the old secretaries, he was apoplectic with laughter.
>>531440263this, also consider renaming it to raisins lol
>>531436377this story is a year old>>531436726only hole in the wall clubs in seedy areas offer good lap dances and no camera vip rooms, but those are dangerous. The legit places suck and have overpriced lapdances with no fondling allowed dances and the food is mid and expensive.
>>531440263>femboy hootersYou have my full undivided attention.Go on...
>>531436796sometimes>>531436914those places are getting rare, onlyfans ruined the stripper scene
>>531440324I haven't worked at walmart since October. I dont care. I just play video games for a living.
How do I get a job in twin peaks corporate as the guy who reviews twin peaks applicants application pics and videos and decides who gets hired or not? Yes this is a real job and rolesI want this job.
>>531436377This is white genocide o algo
>>531439893that map is not complete at all they are all over Texas
>>531440549google is shit then
>>531440483Then fuck off back to /v/ with the other cowards that refuse to live their lives.Amen.
>>531440525All female applicants at all jobs should be required to do this upfront
>>531438150Apparently the only fans founder and owner died today, the biggest pimp on earth was an AIPAC super donor.
>>531436377Why the fuck she got long sleeves? Were they worried we were slobbering over their arms? That just looks less comfortable.
>>531437927Would the two on the right. Haven’t had sex in 4 years so anything that isn’t black or a land whale looks good to me.
Traditional Nigger cuisine is key.The length of thot's shorts wouldn't matter, if they served a decent Fentanyl-Burger with High Fructose Corn Syrup or Tranq-&-Cheese, deep-fried in motor oil.
>>531440602>Then fuck off back to /v/Most low IQ fucks just tell me to go back to /pol/, as is if my generational poster status is lost on them.>with the other cowards that refuse to live their lives.I've lived a great life. At nearly 51 years of age its only getting better.
No tip if I can't see sideboob or underboob.
>>531436377I personally liked tilted kilt better
>>531439932be said seeing prostitutes isn't fulfilling either because they also want your money and don't love you, so
>>531436377your example is ugly, skinny and bad at dancing.
>>531440741No one knows who you are and if they do, they think even less of you because we all know you're a now former Walton family cuck.My status and title as King of the NEETs remains absolute.Amen.
>>531440660bitches get cold in 80 degree weather
>>531440920>No one knows who you areMy decade of playing the Breakroom character negates this nonsense. >>531440920>they think even less of you because we all know you're a now former Walton family cuck.That's not anywhere near reality. You're teetering close to treason.>My status and title as King of the useless broke bum ass niggas remains absolute.Indeed.
>>531440912thats all women aside from a brief period of time of choking them and treating them like garbage when you first date them
>>531440915You're example is jewish which is infinitely worse kek
>>531436796it's the opposite (unless it's near some ghetto), the hot girls who work there can make decent tips just waiting tables normally or hundreds per night easily by flirting with the boomers who go there to ogle themhowsoever gen z will kill the place eventually since they've been hardwired to fear ogling women, the food is typical frozen chain fare heated up by felons in the kitchen
>>531436796I heard a story of a guy that was traveling to other cities and got a bit drunk and went to a strip club and the strippers started "flirting" with him and took him to the "VIP room" and he was too dumb/mesmerized to realize that THIS SHIT WASN'T FREE and then private security escorted him to the ATM to pay for those services and thankfully they negotiated the price down to all of his money (which tbf maybe wasn't such an excessive amount).At least shit like this can't happen with OF.
>>531439491Old boomers try to entertain the young waitresses by acting silly so they engage in the win or be winged challenge. Its a hooters tradition from its glory days. Basically you get a little after you give a little.
>>531436559It's always corportes fault. All those MBAs don't know shit about the businesses they run.
>>531436377I wish we could stop enabling whoring yourself out
>>531438602>40+ girlsNo shit the job market and economy are shit right now and people are clamoring for just about anything they can get. And since women are all whores those places are full to the brim with them.
>>531439712its hit or miss, never go to brand establishments like larry's hustler's club. They're disgusting
>>531441087A decade of 'playing' a Walton family cuck and coward?Why did you quit? You were so good at it.
>>531438745>>531439272I actually think Hooters/Twin Peaks and strip clubs could find a resurgence if the restaurants use sexbots instead of real women. Maybe use sexbots in conjunction with the manufacturer to sell certain models.
>>531439784THIS
>>531441284Alright playboy. Shows over. Order up for 72.
>>531436377Women are so cringe
>>531439730wish we had prozzies and brothels legally in most states like straya though
>>531439893Wait a minute, I know for a fact there’s one in Missouri because I went there while on a trip for business
>>531440388>only hole in the wall clubs in seedy areas offer good lap dances and no camera vip rooms, but those are dangerous. The legit places suck and have overpriced lapdances with no fondling allowed dances and the food is mid and expensive.checked and correct. even the seedy ones are super overpriced you're better hopping a plane to mexico or centroamerica if you really want to degenerate out
>>531439113life is hell
>>531436377My spells arent powerful enough to get this girl back?
>>531436377I went to Hooters in NYC in 2007. The women were rotten chubbers in baggy clothes and the fried chicken was total shit.
>>531436377>“I don’t think you’re going to see a bunch of butt cheeks hanging out.”Most women working there were hanging them out anyways, even before the uniform change. They would hike the shorts up into their cracks around dudes they wanted to appeal to, Hooters has never been about "modesty" and I could at least respect the old ownership for treating women like the whores they are.
>>531436377cute face but damn I need to do my ironing
>>531441509Are you sure it's a real one? It just might be some privately owned place with the same name.
>>531441091better off just doing something enjoyable without all that drama and in your case choking them til they love you til it wears off or their friends convince them to jail you. Women are walking court cases with their fake accusations nowadays
>>531436377She ain't even really got no hooters.I'm not really complaining about anything but the false advertising, because she's smoking hot.But a liar.
>>531441667maybe I'm weird but when I'm hungry, I wanna eatnot look at tits and pussy I'm not allowed to touch or even hit upon becasuse muh harrasment the marking concept of Hooters eludes me
>>531437306>>531437435Actually most OF don’t make shit
>>531441856think of it less as an eating establishment and more like bar that also sells some snacks
>>531441616>NYC.lol that's part of the nigger-faggot states.
>>531436377>>531436559>private equity makes the uniforms smaller>original owners buy it back and make the uniforms longer>this is private equity’s faultSeriously, are miggers actually disabled?
>>531436377What happened to the girls having tits? Did private equity ruin that too? Why would I go to a hooters if the waitresses have a-cups.
>>531441856Its a leftover figment of boomer/gen x morality. Its basically "Simp: The Restaurant". If I wanted to eat and look at women I couldn't touch or hit on, I could just order in some wings, put on some solo girl porn or my VR headset, and eat. In fact, a stimulating romantic dinner with a AI gf like that scene in BR:2049 would be a way better feeling. All the girls involved are fake either way.
>>531436377I went to a hooters two years ago and all the waitress were fat brownoids. The business model of blonde stacies attracting boomers is irrevocably broken and will never be recreated
>>531441965>miggers out of nowhereYou okay little buddy? Might I suggest returning to your safe space?
>>531441511>checked and correct. even the seedy ones are super overpriced you're better hopping a plane to mexico or centroamerica if you really want to degenerate outThe truth is onlyfans and terminal online simping made pussy too expensive, good thing AI will soon change things with simps and gooners soon being able to generate their content as long as they have the right graphocs card and software. Hopefully this hoeflation and gold pussy syndrome will end. But yeah, cheapest bangable pussy is in latin america and south east asia now. Just don't bother their handlers who are usually part of cartels or gangs
>>531436559What is even the point of shit like this? I’ve never got the appeal of having women act like whores that are not actually whores. Strip clubs with no private rooms too. Like what’s the point? I don’t want to be teased. I want to bang somebody. It’s fine if the place has some procedures or the girl gets to pick or whatever, and ai have to buy a bottle. As long as it results in actual fucking. Otherwise just fuck off. I’d rather pick up my food myself and not have to tip someone to walk 10 ft with it.
2nd best, maybe best, gf I ever had was a hooters girl.
>>531436377You know damned well that the drapes weren't the problem.They hired some ugly carpets.I don't mean flat trannies, I mean waitresses with an attitude problem and self-indulgent pedestaling.Hooters is a restaurant. It restores you. That's its job. When your restaurant is staffed with waitresses who make it feel like you're the one restoring them, you've got a problem.Hooters had 15 years to address this problem and didn't do shit, because they don't wanna be sued for racism and discrimination. Fair enough, fair enough, and this is the outcome.Bottom line, get some wholesome babes who put the customer first and don't bitch when 15% is the highest tip you can afford.
>>531438785They did it in the 90s with email too.
>>531440001I'd call it Twin Shieeets if I saw that
>>531442257>Like what’s the point?What's the point of breathing bro?There is none. Kill yourself.
>>531436377Story time from anyone who successfully fucked a hooters bitch?
>>531437275>>531438626>>531438700>>531438785>comparing tastes in any way is badHoly shit, just exit society already LMAO
>>531442257>I’ve never got the appeal of having women act like whores that are not actually whoresa good portion are sugar babies, but it takes a little skill to figure out which and reel them in without being filtered into the patron-simp bucket. Like a brick and mortar seekingarrangement
>>531436559When are corpos going to realize shareholder primacy horseshit always leads to the worst possible outcomes?
>>531442688No doing it at work like that is pathetic your retarded gen x faggot. Stop acting like a nigger
>>531442765If that's the angle they play, then they are out competed by online vendors of actual whores, who have way more variety, and the girls there are honest about what they want.. Either way, the Hooters/Twin Peaks model makes zero sense. I shouldn't have to guess if some cunt is for sale or not. Just sell the damn things and have them compete on an open market.
>>531438602This girl looks exactly like my ex from college, but with a less-full, less-appealing upper lip. The rest of of her face is spot on, though. Fuck, that girl was so hot and I was so in love. She even would do that onw-eye-twitch thing for humor when she saw or talked about seeing something she disliked. I legitimately thought it was my ex for a split second, fuck.
>>531437306Yeah, but every night after I go there a backwards talking midget invade my dreams and gives me messages in cryptic symbolism.
>>531442876>on break or whateverWho cares? You talk like a spiteful woman.
>>531436377Hooters hasn't been cool in nearly 20 years, retarded nigger boomer. It is such a fly over state restaurant. Only a poor small town faggot would be pressed to see the local sluts that you've known since high school serve you wings in bicycle shorts. Go to a strip club m8 You'd have a lot more fun. >>531436867They're not embarrassed, they get paid 11$ an hour while working at a glorified TGI fridays while strippers and bitches on the blade get more of a take home. That's called being dead inside, kek.
>>531442952keep in mind there are a ton of married men and young dudes who are too shy to even get a hooker that are the customer base of these kind of "halfway" places. My local twin peaks also happens to be the cheapest place around to get a burger, fries and two big beers. I just sit at the bar and tip like a normal place because I'm not trying to pick them up and shit.
>>531443163>muh dick mud dick fuk dat yt bitchyou are no different than a nigger
>>531436377>>531443200Hell, You are better off going to a bikini barista, Ive seen women straight up naked when i get my coffee sometimes. why is everyone on this website such an inland, flyover state nigger. You all would love the Coasts.
Ive developed slut fatigue
>>531443200>>531443413>I'm so much better than everyone because I live in coastal shithole and call everyone else flyoverHooters started in a coastal state stupid fuck
>>531443413We like that you stay away and think it sucks
>>531443200Even strip clubs make zero sense, especially if prostitution is legal. How the hell can a strip club compete with escorts of Tryst or Eros? I don't carry around coke, so I can't pay strippers in drugs, which is the cheapest way to fuck them by far.
>>531442766they do, problem is that kike laws make shareholders able to sue businesses if they don't comply. it all started with some literally jewish shareholders fucking over Ford
>>531440658>the only fans founder and owner died todayVaxx Status?
>>531443379>vernacular has changed thus it's BADYes but no, I can acknowledge that our society has adopted some poor language without undermining men. You lack masculinity if you're that bothered by age old concepts.
>>531443681>Strip clubs make zero sense. They don't make sense if you're a woman or gay. Which one are you?
>>531437306Twin Peaks is GOAT
>>531444015why do you niggers come to this site? What's the appeal? Just because whites are here you must come and ruin the site as usual?
>>531438010>How do you fuck this up?
>>531436559maybe their tanking it on purpose just because they want to see it all burn
>cunts act like their shit don't stink and get uppity when horny middle aged men lust after them even though they applied for, accepted, and continue working at the job that requires them to wear a uniform specifically designed to emphasize their ass and tits to appeal to said horny middle aged menWomen don't deserve rights.
>>531444070I pay for my chicks with the expectation that they put out. If I want to look at naked bitches, I expect to be able to fuck them too. Only retard simps pay to look at naked women when porn is free.
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>>531436796>Aren’t they really rude and scammy there?
>>531444177Why are you threatened by men comparing taste in women? No one shoved your face in someone's phone like it were a pile of dog shit.
>>531438010If I walk into a Hooters in a place that's like 60% white people living there, the Hooters will have at most two white chicks and I'll never even see them.Also just in general they don't select for really pretty waitresses like they used to.
>>531444460answer my question please don't dodge nigger
>>531436377>Hooters>A-cupThat’s where you went wrong bud. It’s Hooters not tucking Tooters. We want to see natural titties that look like they’ll feed an army of future cornfed linebackers, bursting out of the top. If it were up to me when they ask if you want milk for your coffee they’d pop a tit out and spray milk right in the cup, but we don’t live in sensible times anymore. I mean, you have chicks with A-cups working at fucking Hooters. What has the world come to…
>>531436377Straight to pooper pounding.The rabbis love the pooper
>>531438010Your problem is that you see this through a lens of "How is this profitable?" You are dealing with a tiny clique of ethnics who control all your wealth; when they need money, they print it, and they print it in whatever nation they want to print it in. If they need money, they change the rules (stock exchange, hedge funds, etc.). That's why they keep fucking up with every new Disney "remake," it's why they sabotage vidya games with Yakubs, it's why they continue to dump money into "Go woke, go broke," they don't give a shit about the solvency of ANY of these companies because money is worthless to them, because they own it all. They will murder companies like Disney and continue forward without so much as blinking because Disney is less than peasant wealth to them. They own the world, they have for a long time now, and everything you know about the rules of finance goes out the window when you realize you not dealing with shareholders, you're dealing with the gods of money on Earth. Keep this in mind going forward and all their "nonsense" maneuvers make perfect sense.
As a millennialloid, I already dread going to Hooters to pick up my fried seafood. I'm not surprised zoomers feel the same. Overt PUBLIC sexuality just feels weird nowadays.
>>531444226Good god.
>>531437927This thing lasted only a couple years in Brazil because it was just like that And we don't have a tipping culture here: tradition 10% flat, fancy places "advise" 15%
>>531440014In it?Therapists must love you... You're so open and vulnerable~
No kikes Allowed
>>531436377How retarded. They're never going to change people's image of the brand as anything other than a breastaurant
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Why the fuck do men go to retarded places like this? why the fuck would I want to waste money on shit like this?????? I feel the same about strip clubs. You have to be a turbo retard to go to these places. wtf is wrong with people.
>>531444589Why would I entertain your stupid question when you ignore historical precedent? Whether it's a phone or a painting on a wall, it won't change that men have always been this way. You keep deflecting to irrelevant shit, retard.
>>531444846>a tiny clique of ethnics who control all your wealth...Is this an antisemitism?
>>531445137Stop dodging my question nigger
>>531439504So these young girla are ok to be exploited and objectified by corporate managers but all hell breaks loose if a 20 year old girl settles with 30 years old guy?
>>531445364Woman confirmed.
>OP>File: 10000.mp4name?
>>531445093Typical boomer/gen x mentality that they're totally going to fuck the waitress if they give her half their salary in tips. They won't, but they'll tell you that they did
>>531436377>face of a 35yo >body of a 12yosad cunt
>>531445394Okay, ignore my hair. I have dry shampoo in it, but get ready with me. I have an interview at Twin Peaks.I think it's an interview. I don't know. I applied and then I called them and they said come in and wear low-rise pants.I don't own low-rise pants. Like, I'm a high-waisted girly and so I have these but it says high-waisted on them, but I feel like they're my lowest one. So I'm gonna try them on. I think they're too high-waisted still. I found these that my friend gave me and they don't say high-waisted on them. So I think I'm gonna wear these. Definitely more low-rise, so I'm gonna add a belt. I also don't own a push-up bra. All I have is t-shirt bras, but this is gonna have to do.This is the shirt I picked out. It's from Shein and I got it in a small and I felt like it was too small, but I showed it in a haul on my other account and you guys said it fit me really well. So I'm gonna try wearing this because it shows the girlies. Oh my gosh, this is so much skin. I don't even know why I applied. I'm so insecure and I feel like when you work there you have to be confident.But this is what it looks like. I mean if I get the job, I might just cut these into shorts. All right, I did my hair and I just like curled it and I'm gonna wear silver jewelry.I've never even served before guys. Hopefully, they take a chance on me. And this is the necklace I'm gonna wear. I heard that they like when you wear jewelry, unlike other restaurants where they like want you to wear your hair up and not have anything like dangling. They want you to wear your hair down, have all the jewelry. So we're gonna have all the jewelry and my shirt keeps going up and not showing the girls.
>>531436377women: OH NOOOOO I CAN'T SHOW MY CLEAVAGE OR ASS ANYMORE WAAHHHHH
>>531445394>>531445931It would help if I had a push-up bra. You could guys, you guys could tell I can't even talk right now. I'm so nervous that I am not prepared for this job, but let me show you the whole fit.This is a lot of belly, but here's everything. Hopefully, I'm thin enough because I heard you have to be like super thin and I just threw on some boots. Wish me luck!
>>531445771Nigger more than confirmed
Private equity seems like the umpteenth term for jews
>>531437435Found the faggot.
>>531437275HAHAHAHAHAHA IS THIS A TROLL? What do you zoozooms talk about? Bro sharing nice tits with each other is only topped by sharing great albums or ancient philosophical dialogues.
>>531437927It's actually astounding how much of Hooters' business model was reliant on the base natural beauty of Aryan women, America being a White major country, and the average American not being a goyslop poisoned obese wreck.The AVERAGE woman in this country used to be the equivalent of a modern six out of ten, with girl next door natural blondes the equipment of a model seven to eight out of ten. In the 80s you could actually just open your doors and limitless hot blondes would apply for the job.
>>531444226to be fair it would be fun to go once into a place like that for a joke, order as little as possible tho and make a swift exit
>>531442257Bro this. Just legalize brothels, I'm sick of all this stupid shit.
>>531446285This too. The appeal is gone because the "product" is now ugly brown mystery meat whatever the fuck those are.
>>531446239>another nigger who needs to go "muh dick muh dick" while at workkek
NEW BREAD>>531430450>>531430450>>531430450
>>531436377where's the comparison image ITT?>>531437927hiring ugly women is only part of the story, now throw in trannies and society doing their best to make men feel shame in being attracted to beauty
>>531440352women+
I need a side-by-side comparison of the old shorts and the new shorts. I need a crotch view, a butt view. Maybe a like side of the thigh view.
>>531437306>you can choose between tattoos or pearcings but not neither
>>531439491>>531439113It's something they do for birthdays.I had to the same thing because my wife and cousin made me do the same thing.
