Trump just said that Stait of Hormuz will be controlled only by him and Ayatollah. Only Iran and US will gain, everbody else will lose.https://x.com/clashreport/status/2036085188288000046
>>531436480Hitler in the bunker moment.
>>531436480he's just making shit up on the spot. he has no idea what he's going to do and is apoplectic with rage that the iran fuck up will be his lasting legacy.
>>531436480>maybeTaco tuesday came in early today
>>531436480>do nothing>win
>>531436480Trump says a lot of shit.
He basically gambled one last bluff with the 48 hour threat, realised they weren't going to accept, and is now gonna unilaterally withdraw
>>531436480Is this the bargaining stage of grief?
>>531436480Stage 3 - Bargaining:
>>531436480That's his pizza salesman shtickTrying to sell you that he did it, he brought regime change and the guys he's talking to are not under the ayatollah's control. They're now the new regime. Total Trump victory, where's my Nobel prize, Norway?
>>531436480Me & the AyatollahSounds like a new sitcom
>>531436480he's just making shit up now, dude doesnt' even know what day of the week it is
>>531436480So him and the Ayotollah are best friends now? He will 100% make a deal similar to Obamas and call it a major victory lol
>>531436569his handler (jared kushner) is the one calling the shots behind the scene and taking the decisions
What does this mean?Is Iran offering to cut the grifting trump family in on any tolls they raise though it?I suppose that’s one way to end the war.
>>531436569Shove a microphone under his nose and the lies and half-truths flow like water. Comical really.
>>531436920It's his son...
>>531437089nothing he's saying is truth
>>531436480>I gave the state of Texas to Iran but Texas is awful its a crappy state I could have made it a great state but they chose to become an Iran state so I have decided to to reopen the STRAIGHT of Hamas and its going to be amazing better than it was before it might have well been queer before I got a hold of it but no now its going to be a straight straight and now ships are going to go straight through it faster than ever
>>531436994Kush is a vicious cunt but he's not smart. He just abuses trust and backstabs without remorse.>He's not a great tactician by any means.He's simply happy doing older kikes dirty work.
Let me guess. EU will pay safe oil tax for damage that US did to Iran?
Trump:They want, very much, to make a deal. We'd like to make a deal, too. We're going to get together today.""If it goes well, we're going to end up with settling this. Otherwise, we'll just keep bombing our little hearts out." https://x.com/FoxNews/status/2036079449242775664Iran:Iran’s Fars news agency, citing a source, denies any contact with US President Donald Trump, “not even through an intermediary”, and claims he “backed down” after warnings Iran would target power plants. https://x.com/AJEnglish/status/2036060387884577216
>>531436735Screenshoted. I think you are spot on
>>531437089I don't think the guy whose father, wife and daughter got killed in the first day of the war, would ever "cut in" the family of the guy who had them killed.
>>531436569this. iran said today they haven't spoken to him in awhile. he's 100% in spin mode. that exit strategy may work when you are bankrupting casinos but not when you are dealing with sovereign nations
>>531436735He's not gonna leave Israel to get fucked
Is trump the new Ayatollah?
>>531436735Please. Just withdraw and let Israel get blown to dust. Oil in sink .jpeg
>>531436935He wants to stall for 5 more days til the markets close again. All this bullshit today is to prevent the black monday everyone expected to happen after his senile tweet with the ultimatum
>>531436480He just made it up. What an assclown.
>>531437282also everyone knows he'll attack them again because israel demands it
I follow just one rule1. If it makes non Americans seethe and shill next to leftypol then it's a good thing for my country
>>531436480>Give me 50% of your shit>What a great deal for both of us!Can't wait when the Muttmerica Empire goes under.
>>531436560This. He is so deluded, after his pathetic 48 hour deadline evaporated utterly into laughing gas, him claiming he was negotiating with Iran, Iran claiming they will send Dr. Khorramshahr to negotiate with Trump, now here he is cuddling up to Iran offering a joint venture.Only the heavenly realm has words to describe the utter embarassment that Zion Don has become (likely always was)
>>531436920In Germany, we have a phrase that goes like"the idiot always mentions himself first". It's usually a sign of bad ettiquette to say "me and my wife" or "I and Joe went". It is thought to convey the idea that one considers himself more important than others. That's why usually out of courtesy, you mention the other person first. "My wife and I went..." or "Joe and I"You wonder if this shitbag has even a single redeeming quality.
>>531436480In his imagination?It will be controlled by Iran because they, like.. literally control it? Why would they cut the US in the whole point now is to cut the US entirely out. Iran will be happy to see European, Japanese, Canadian, Korean, etc investment and trade, but YANKEE GO HOME not negotiable short of a treaty Trump could never eat enough crow to sign.Let's just step back a second and consider we're all talkijg about how far the US has to go to mollify and please Iran after burning though billions in munitions. WINNING
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https://x.com/aleksbrz11/status/2035790567439823105Why would Iran need to share profit with Trump? It is cheaper to kill that dumb orange clown , they can't do shit ..Yes US can bomb all Iran's electricity stations then Israel you can wipe out from the map and forget about oil , that will takes 5 - 10 years to rebuild refineries. It is not about oil you can build refineries where ever you want , but price efficiency is a on the cross routs of the trade . That what makes spot lucrative. Trade routs, flow of shipping, 30% of all shipping under sun. That is why Jew rats wrote in the book that God promised to them that spot.IDF have a aim map on uniform.Did you noticed that oil "crude oil" under ground is discovered where shipping routs are? It is strategically shortest supply routs that determine where to build refinery. Monopoly on oil production means if you not in a club they tell you: drill pipe underground, open tap and sell it ... and only we can do that because only on our controlled spot there is "crude oil" under ground. Electricity and fuel for engines are totally not related at all . Refinery consume enormous amount of electricity power and for that are build electricity harvesting skyscrapers Like those in Dubai. Why would you need skyscraper in the sand dessert? Electricity for refineries.
>>531437624Jewish American people have same brain fart created in a synagogues , then Americans get it from media, that is exclusively Jewish https://youtu.be/cubO0lhOMcs
>>531438760>Why would Iran need to share profit with Trump?It wont. Irans goal is to remove US from ME, and kill the petrodollar, while making Iran major beneficiary of new order
>>531436480I didn’t realize him and the Ayatollah were pals.
>>531436480tik tok israel>bibi is dead>porn is dying>Israel shrinking20026 is pretty good so far
>>531436480>Trump said
>>531437681i'd say he's doing jewish good
>>531439002but what Jewish children will eat then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGfjU7FOZsEBibi come backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE96ZlIq0OIHolohoax
>>531437288But what if he pre-negotistes with himself against himself total surrender? He hasn't even talked to the Iranians, who a few days ago he was demanding "unconditional surrender" on pain of "no quarter", now he's conceeding they control what was previously considered an international strait... why not let him negotiate with himself away his position further? Why shouldnt the US pull all its base out if the Gulf that's an expense to the US BIG MAGA WIN getting out of there.
>>531438020>mentioning yourself first? We don't do that in Germany
>>531436480This guy fucks kids, because this is your brain on jewish blackmail
>>531439214https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773902056832445.mp4 https://x.com/DropSiteNews/status/2028623189874475326https://files.catbox.moe/ol787u.mp4 amazing
Imagine being related to trump, now you can't go see half the world because they would kill you
To fight donald trump is to simply let him roll. Cunningly turning victory into a series of humiliating self defeats. Its fucking unbelievable. Why does he do it? Its really pissing me off.
What are the odds trump would get jfk'd if he were to withdraw and let Israel eat shit
>>531438020>It's usually a sign of bad ettiquette to say "me and my wife" or "I and Joe went". It is thought to convey the idea that one considers himself more important than others.I don't know what you do in Poopenfartenstuhleland but no one cares about that kind of trivial nonsense anywhere else, except perhaps high-class boomer karens who think that wearing hats indoors is a severe transgression of societal norms.
>>531436735Good. Should never have been there in the first place. Let Israel get glassed. Maybe finally they’ll realize there are serious consequences to their monstrous actions.
>>531436480>Trump just saidStop doing this.
>>531439625100% israel would blow his head off.No one would even suspect Israel did it, because so many people hate this orange kike now.
>>531436569this
>>531439739> No one would even suspect Israel did it>comeonnow.jpeg
>>531436480It's G-2 world with just two of the world's biggest superpowers, the U.S. and Iran.
>>531439603jewish child prostitutes are hell of a drug
>>531436480bro is just making up shit
Big L for Jews. Iran is now Americas greatest ally
>>531436480Art of the deal.
>>531439603Because he is a retarded boomer, and western boomers are the biggest good goys in all of history. Trump represents a significant portion of the rot that is American bomer culture, in the same way Mertz and Van der Layen represent the failures of euro boomers..A generation given everything and leaving their kids with nothing.
>>531439786usury times create deluded jews
>>531436480Why even repeat the deranged rants of a dying king in a failed empire?
>>531436735And you think Iran will open the Hormuz if USA withdraws? Iran will keep the Hormuz closed until they get formal concessions. Therefore, USA will not withdraw.
>>531437228I hope Iran agree to meet with him and only him then drone the stupid cunt
>>531436480I give it to Wednesday before he's claiming to have always been best friends with Iran and how they're always being mis-portrayed by FAKE NEWS.
>>531436994And Steve Miller. Isn't it funny how every single one of his handlers is a jew.
>>531439739Wrong. Everybody would blame Israel, even if they didn't. People are too awake now. /pol/'s efforts over the last 15 years have completely eroded jewish credibility. Their ability to hide has been extinguished.And killing Trump wouldn't even solve the problem, because Vance would also be forced to do the same thing. In fact, Vance might even take out the jews to protect himself.
>>531439357It's considered ettiquete pretty much everywhere.
>>531439819>no squirreljakONEJOB
>>531440046I hope Iran does it. They deserve the honor of not only destroying the petrodollar but also killing orange rabbi>>531440726>let me tell about your country
Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Esmaeil Baghaei has denied that Iran held talks with the US, saying that Tehran’s position on the Strait of Hormuz and conditions for ending the war have not changed, suggesting that Trump created these supposed talks between Iran and the US (with using Witkoff/Kushner) in his imagination/head xDhttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/3/23/iran-war-live-tehran-vows-to-completely-close-hormuz-if-power-plants-hit?update=4427993
Iran’s IRGC has termed Donald Trump as a “deceitful American president”, saying his “contradictory behaviour will not make us lose sight of the battlefront.”https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/3/23/iran-war-live-tehran-vows-to-completely-close-hormuz-if-power-plants-hit
Iranian Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf says Iran didn’t hold negotiations with the U.S., calling it fake news to manipulate markets. xD
>>531439603Got so mad he wrote a haiku about it lmao
>>531444413DO THE REMORSEFUL!
>>531436560Hitler got out of Germany he didn't die in a bunker
>>531436735you think israel will let their dogs off the leach that easily? LMAO to the last american and to the last goy
>>531436735>isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>531436480>Only Iran and US will gain, everbody else will lose.Hmmm....maybe Trump took note of that Chink AI video from the other day?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dGY0_pgkv8&lc=Ugz5Hi4JNdcuVTX1nZ94AaABAg
>>531436480THIS FUCKING GUY! He took all the oil already now he's going for a piece of the Strait.
>>531439603The world is rapidly moving on, perhaps already has, from the fairy tale of the “rules based order” following wwii with the holocaust mythology at its center and the American dog being led around a leash by kikes using that myth to stave off would-be objectors. The new world powers don’t give a shit but the US didn’t get the memo; israel did though and that’s why they’re fast tracking this war without a care about what happens to their pet in the process.
