Iran won the war against pathetic merchants and their economic system.The problem is not that the strait opens or closes. The problem is that no company with two brain cells will want to insure a ship that goes through a hellzone of missiles, when Israel and the USA might at any moment chimp out and flirt with a world war. Nothing in capitalism runs without insurance, at least not in the real world, and people would rather buy Nvidea stock than insure trade through a battlefield.This crisis goes even beyond shipping. The entire idea of Dubai is now ruined, the tourism reform of Saudi Arabia is in shambles, the dream of Israel itself is being put into question, and even oil companies used to the issues of the Middle-East like Shell and Exxon are now wanting to reduce operations due to the lack of insurance coverage. Persia had its participation in the global economy destroyed from 2016-2018. The war for them is a nuisance, they have very little to lose. For the USA and the West, it is an existential threat. The world is quickly reminded that AI and OnlyFans can't power a truck, and shouldn't be the cornerstone of the US economy.This is the first time since the Franco-Prussian War that truly a land-based empire managed to turn a capitalist liberal democracy on its head, strike it at its weak point, and make it bend over backwards - that is, without help, like Egypt.I kneel. Iran won.
Shit Nophono cares about fan
>>531449361Bump.
Iran lost. They will cuck or get all their energy facilities blown off the map. If Israel and the Gulf get theirs destroyed too that’s just a bonus for us. I’m going to laugh hard when billions of middle east shitskins starve to death because of iran and die in other terrible ways and no one reports it because they have no electricity. Meanwhile the US will make a shitload of money selling oil.
let me check hormussy status:>closedyep, usa and their gulf puppets still losing
>>531449361We don't live under capitalism
>>531449361DIGITS AND WW3 AND WORLD HUNGER HAPPENS AND THEN THE RESOURCE WARS BEGIN
Niggers tongue my anus
>>531449361Sorry I’m not reading all that cope. You are a tranny and you lost, just like Iran lost. Now they are opening the Strait of Surrender (Formerly Strait of Hormuz).
>>531451020The USA is closer to civil war than any of the Gulf States.
>>531451020>They will cuck or get all their energy facilities blown off the mapTrump already TACO'd because the retaliation target list Iran released would destroy all the gulf states plus Israel. What was on that list? All power and desalination plants.
>>531449361Fuck you nigger. Ain't reading all that shit
The oil MUST flow.
>>531449361>if your enemies defeat you, you win
>>531451592>Trump already TACO'd>according to reddit trannies flooding polTrump didnt TACO. You fell for it again.
>>531449361You really think so? I think everything trump says is a lieThe bullshit about talks and wanting to co-run the Strait is bullshit just to prop up the market
>>531451669It is hilarious how the whole 'let the goyim deal in the real world' ends the nanossecond oil supply is affected. Immediately, the republic of financiers that lives off porn, children's movies and chatbots wants out of the ride.
>>531451824So where are the strikes on Irans power plants like Trump threatened?
>>531451590I hate americans more than I hate iranians.
>>531452160Go live in Tehran then faggot.
>>531451861>you really think so?Insurance has more than tripled in price for any ship traversing the Hormuz, and Iran is not going anywhere. The threat to close the Hormuz used to be their Rubicon, and they retreated from doing it every time since 1979.The sheer cruelty, indifference and ignorance displayed by the americans, in butchering school kids and the leader that they were negotiating with (literally worse than a 'Red Wedding' scenario) alongside his whole family really pushed Iran over the edge.It does not help that America, in its endless ignorance and delusion, murdered the biggest pacifist in Iran (Ali Khamenei), letting warhawks inherit the regime.>The bullshit about talks and wanting to co-run the Strait is bullshit just to prop up the marketIran called it fraud, and insider trading has been haunting this crisis for two weeks (Barron Trump himself bought 50 million in oil just before it doubled in price thanks to the first US-Israel strikes), but it is not just market manipulation (which is a crime, by the way).It is not fraud because Trump really needs an out from this situation. There is no way to get one without taking a massive L, so the best exit it to pull out, claim that a peace negotiation was held, then deal with the fallout of a permanently damaged Middle-East that was reminded that the world police is now defunded.If Trump reminded the world of US strength in Venezuela, he knocked the whole thing down with a sledgehammer.Very related, pic related is the USS Open Toilet (formerly, Gerard Ford), where mutinying sailors destroyed its bathrooms and set fire to it, putting it out of action for 3 years.
>>531452207>then faggotkinda hard to utter this words with Trumps cock in your mouth faggot
>>531452160That is why America will fall.Iranians do not hate iranians like americans hate americans. Americans do not even hate iranians, israelis do. Americans are the only nationality on Earth where the average person genuinely wants to see their countrymen dead. And that is no surprise.
>>531452463Decades of non-white immigration and feminism will have that effect on a population.
>>531449361You realize tanking the global oil price also affects Iran's economy too, right? It actually affects them way more. We don't even get oil from the middle east, only 2% of USA's oil come from the Middle East. Iran isn't going to win a war of attrition. The short term retaliation of raising Americans gas prices isn't worth the long term damage they are doing to their infrastructure and economy.
>>531452593You have serious soul-searching to do. I do not think there is anything even keeping America together besides apathy.Things are so bad that the life of the average person around their 20-40s would be improved if the government collapsed.
why is it so hard for the bottom rung of American lemmings to accept that the USA lost this pointless,unwise war?yeah the regime got hurt pretty bad,but they are still there. still holding the strait,still making the president seethe out his asshole 24/7"WE'RE BOOMING THEM!!"damn looks like the country that's basically one big mountain didn't get defeated by that. let's try again>wooooosshhh western stockpiles drop even more % points
>>531451020The funny thing is you jews actually believe that.
>>531453087>think of le economy!!!!I think the Iranians are far past any silly considerations of the economy.the us and by extension the rest of the world worships the economy.Iran unironically will be fine,especially oil wise
>>531449361>THE STRAIT OPENSit's not and it won't be.
>>531449361>It doesn't matterIt does
>entire leadership wiped out twice in three days>thousands dead>navy erased>agree to stop terrorizing the straight or else we will blow up all your power plants>stop terrorizing the straight>"winning"
>>531453087Oh, boy. First time dealing with the foreign trade differential, it seemeth. When you go to the pump, american boy, you are not buying oil, simply put. You are competing with every single consumer in the West for that oil, and you are paying more. If producers profit more exporting your fuel than selling it to american customers, that is what they will do — and americans will have to pay a premium to stop them. That is how globalized markets function, and that is how reality works for any exporter economy.But this transcends oil prices. Higher oil prices mean even higher production costs, less global consumption, less demand for raw materials, and combine all of this with an already shrinking economy anywhere in the West besides Texas, California and Florida.It is not also only about fuel prices and the fact 1/5 of the fuel of Earth is being held back. It is about US hegemony, the role of the Middle-East in the global system, the destruction of american bases, the powerlessness of America ahead of Israel (and its seemingly incapacity to protect Israel and its US bases), the invasion of Lebanon by Israel, and so on.There are layers upon layers to this conflict already. This is a fiasco, an unbridled fiasco. Frank Herbert needs to be called a prophet, because America played their role as the Corinus perfectly, even down to the fact that they are defeated and need to bend over backwards to the weak empoverished dreamer people.There are so many layers to the Iran crisis that you cannot even fathom. I don't even know where to begin, Israel fucked America in a billion different ways in less than a month.
>Iran won They lost all their leaders, they lost all their defense infrastructure, they'll probably have to fight a war to fend off the Kurds, and they lost kharg island which exports 90% of their oil and the only thing keeping their economy afloat. >But the strait The American military is offering insurance for merchant ships so we are now charging a toll to move through the strait. America has won in every way that actually matters. The only objective yet to be achieved is the fall of the Iranian regime.
>>531453326How did we lose, exactly? Because a gallon of gas went up a dollar? Are you retarded? Iran's infrastructure is literally being destroyed, their caloric intake is being massively disrupted. Nobody gives a fuck if the regime is still in charge if they rule over nothing.
>>531449361None of this shit is real you retarded jewish golem. Thanks for wasting our time reading this drivel, moron.
>>531451020Dumb kike
>>531452357Pic - esl here, is that the famous poop deck?
>>531451020the wealthy arabs will flee to usa an london.Idiot.
>>531449361I am completely overwhelmed with the catastrophe that the Iran special military operation has been.>energy crisis: Higher oil prices mean even higher production costs, less global consumption, less demand for raw materials, and combine all of this with an already shrinking economy anywhere in the West besides Texas, California and Florida>insurance crisis: America (and the West) is already suffering from an under leverage insurance market, which hampers investment, and now oil production, infrastructure and oil trade business in the Middle-East have officially become uninsurable, with insurance prices tripling or quadrupling for companies like MAERSK, or even cases where insurance companies are refusing to pay for damages if a ship goes near the Middle-East>Middle-East geopolitical crisis: you killed all the peaceful people that led Iran, and you are opening the way for a triumphant warhawk Shia faction>Israel crisis: Israel has been pounded hard, tasted once again the fact that it is vulnerable, and Israel is now involved in a war with Lebanon because Iran has become so dangerous that they can't have Hezbollah around>Ukraine crisis: Zelensky is quickly turning into a problem, as the USA and Europe are forced to re-establish trade relations with Russia thanks to the Middle-East crisis. As a result, Zelensky has already threatened NATO leaders, and made a very vocal threat to Hungary if they block Ukraine's 96 billion dollars bribe>the US Navy Crisis: The US Navy has been the greatest disappointment in this entire ordeal. They have actively hijacked the USA's capacity to resist. The Gerald Ford has been a complete circus, with mutinying sailors clogging toilets and destroying the ship from inside>the US public relations crisis: The USA has come out of this as a bloodthirsty, untrustworthy and outright evil spearhead of Israel, with Marco Rubio outright saying 'they had to attack Iran because Israel was going to attack Iran'
>>531452050Postponed for 5 days to give Iran time to show sanity so WHEN we fuck them back to the stone age(without fresh water) we can tell the EU and UN that they left us no other choice because they refused to negotiate or seek a ceasefire and allow all those poor neighbors of Iran buy groceries again.When it comes to the crunch, we will just bomb their communications infrastructure(creating a media blackout) bomb the plants and desalination centers(during the black out so word doesn't get out) and then Iranians will have much bigger problems than harassing trade ships on the straightAmerica then withdraws and says "no" to giving aid and refugee status, and that's when Europe falls on its knees like a thirsty whore upon seeing an exposed fat cock she hasn't sucked before and opens themselves wide and spread eagled for even more replacement and hateful foreigners, and meanwhile Americans will just laugh and laugh and then leave"Man trying to gatekeep BestBuy entryway get trampled on Black Friday"
>>531453830>Higher oil prices mean even higher production costs, less global consumption, less demand for raw materials, and combine all of this with an already shrinking economy anywhere in the West besides Texas, California and Florida.And all of that literally affects Iran far more than it affects the USA. It's like saying "If you attack me, I will press this button and flood the room with water!" except I have a life vest on and you just drown. All you did was destroy yourself to inconvenience me.
>>531454106Then why do you have to keep bombing if you won already?
>>531451020Bro we literally gave them Iran this morning.
>>531454687what pathetic fanfiction
>>531454687>>531452050There is no 5 days truce. America has revealed itself to be incredibly treacherous and unreliable. They will do a two-days truce, then strike the milissecond that Iran gets comfortable.Like Jesus Christ, America even 'double-tapped' a children's school. This level of evil is unheard of.You people claim to be christians. Anyone who is a true christian should be marching to Washington D.C right now and jsut toppling this satanic regime.People watch TV and get shocked at fictional things like dragons burning cities and treacherous betrayal, while they literally pay taxes for those things to happen in real life.
All part of the keikaku
>>531449361Trump cucking out and just verbally letting the Iranians have control over the strait wasn’t what I envisioned. I don’t care though anyway I’m happy to see that the gay petrodollar system probably won’t be sustainable at all in its current form and it will need to be changed.
>>531454716>Then why do you have to keep bombing if you won already?It's like dancing and taunting after a goal by the achieving player, motioning for the entire fanbase of the team they just beat to suck it.It's called "teabagging" newfag
>>531454952That doesn’t make any sense. This is either Trump actually giving the Iranians control of the strait, or Trump trying to play poker still with negotiations as a means to draw the war out. In any event, it isn’t the explanation you provided
>>531454716In a literal sense, the war isn't over. Realistically though, Iran is not going to win a war of attrition long term. Their goal is to pressure Americans into pressuring American politicians.
>>531454687LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>531454891>There is no 5 days truce.Trump never said there wasHe just said they are delaying any more attacks on their infrastructure for five more days(till the markets close teehee) He didn't say there was a a ceasefireOr a truceLearn to read monkey
>>531455101>That doesn’t make any sense.It makes perfect sense, you are just failing to keep up
>>531455135You don't acknowlegde that this war is completely asymmetric.The victory condition for America is ???. First, they wanted regime change. Now, it is sufficient that the Hormuz is open and that attack on military bases cease.For Iran to win, they simply need to survive. America needs to somehow topple a 50 years old regime while working remotely because its population is too unruly to have a draft.
>>531455275Germany is already eagerly waiting in the bedroom and wearing her best lingerie They know what comes next
>>531455440They killed off the entire nepo familyRegime change happened already.
>>531454106You're braindead.
>>531455440The victory condition is to cripple Iran's ability to project power, which they have already done. China and Russia are now telling Iran to reopen the strait and negotiate. So what did Iran achieve?
many such cases opf delusional mind in this thread.Was all a game like i said trump won, Iran on, israel is no more.,
>>531449361Can I quote you on that?
>>531449361>The problem is not that the strait opens or closes. The problem is that no company with two brain cells will want to insure a ship that goes through a hellzone of missilesYou're drinking too much of China's Tik Tok schizo Jiang juice.
>>531451241Correct, it's judeo-capitalism.
>>531452463>where the average person genuinely wants to see their countrymen dead. And that is no surprise.that's not true nigger, look at our flags. now look in the mirror.This should be our chance to remake ourselves, to rise a new nation in the dusk of the north american century
It's always funny when brownoids who can't even operate a fucking dumptruck tell me how my country operates.
>>531455862They haven't been eradicated yet, therefore, they're winning bigly.
>>531458754>in the dusk of the north american centuryit's almost the second quarter of 2026, >America has only 74 years left!lmao
>>531449361An age of Neo-SocialismMy balls quake
>>531449361>Iran won the warproof op is retarded
>>531449361Nothing has changed. There have been to talks, Trump can do as he likes. Iranian terms for passage are clear.
>>531453105>the life of the average person around their 20-40s would be improved if the government collapsed.I dream of this every day
>>531454093they are the coolest country on earth right now, the last defendents of humanity, and their economy could explode from tourism alone from now on.they still have to destroy israel once and for all though.
>>531460982>They're cool That argument would work if they were actually putting up half decent fight. The Vietnamese were cool these guys are just posers desperately trying to save face while begging for mercy behind close doors. >Last defenders of humanity >Oh no the US is going to make them not kill their own people, that's super terrible. Why would the US want to stop these based defenders of humanityThey're just slightly smarter African warlords. Also way to fail at being French. I thought you guys hated kings and now you're glazing this poser who doesn't have half the class of the French kings of old. >Tourism Yeah, I can't wait to travel to the blown up, 3rd world, desert shit hole. If you wanted to go to the middle east there are a ton of better places to go. I would rather go to Dubai or Saudi Arabia. They have cleaned up nicely lately and you wouldn't get attacked. >They still have to destroy Israel Lol, they're about to implode. They couldn't even attempt to abolish Israel.
>>531449361Once again, arrogant Roman retards in the west get completely vibe checked by Persia.
>>531461935America is Carthage
>>531461935>vibe checked by Persia.>DuneKeep coping with fiction fairy tales.>>531463191America is America.
>>531451020How's the weather at Brooklyn, NY. Rabbi?
>>531449361>>531450229If they open, they're the biggest cucks ever and they are going to regret it later, just like everyone before them who decided to let some kikes live.They got heavily sanctioned for a very long time, yet when they can finally sanction in a way that hurts they choose to open it up quickly, not inflicting long term pain.
>>531449361a bunch of stupid rich cunts did a stupid because they thought this time unlike all previous times it would pay offnot sure how that makes it a win for iran, a bit like saying north korea won the korean war
>>531449361The eternal jew was too greedy, yet again. They just can't help themselves, they need to copyright the whole world and all of existence, otherwise they are never happy.
