What you prepping lads?
>>531450138Pemmican
>>531450138your dad's bussy.>try harder glownigger
>>531450138The lit candles under the shelf and longbow are nice touches kek
>>531450138>first floor windowlmao what the fuck
>>531450340(and yes I know it's AI)
>>531450290stop playing rimworld
>>531450138I'm mostly a brown rice and lentils prepper because I'm in the city.
>>531450138Imagine having a window into your stash
>>531450138Everything that I can cook!
>>531450138>tons of water stored>water purification tables>water purifier>tons of tinned food>butane gas bottles and stoves>hand sanitizers + wipes>poopy bags>solar panels>sleeping bag for if the power goes out>started growing food>trying to get some land as a second location>practicing survival skills>5 kendra sunderlund fleshlights>fleshlight cleaner>50 gallons of saved BBC pornwhat about you anon
>>531450333You must be some faggot, like OP.>>531450138
>>531450138you wont survive with your AI slop mate
>>531450484fag
>>531450138I'm gonna break your window and take your shit.
>>531450138Porn before the ban and im too lazy to toggle my VPN on/off
Looks cosy, shame it is an AI image.
>>531450138I got a couple guns, knives, and a good gas mask. That's all I need. The rest, like food and water, I will allow you kind people to gather for me. Then I will take it. Law of the jungle motherfuckers.
>>531450138>using a bow for foodhave you even used one? that shit is hard, learn how to set traps insteadalso fishing gear, that will be more reliable>no seeds to plantand you want tea or tobacco because these have been historically used as currency
>>531450484it didn't work last time. i want refund.
I hoard nothing, I'll be rioting with the rest of the chumps when the store shelves are suddenly empty.Datamining thread
>>531450516Diversity will kick your doors and steal all of that.
>>531450595Leave me the canned peach, plox
>Perishables
>>531450477Thermos anon keep all his jars of rice on the window sills of his polish apartment so that everyone knows how much of an amazing prepper he is.
>>531450138Sudden quadrupling of prices like we had in 08/09. A gallon of milk and a pound of 80/20 jumped from $1 to $4. Expect the same to go from sub-$5 to plus-$20.
Videogames and movies.
>>531450484nigger
>>531450138i'm prepping my raider build
>>531450138insane mental illness. i hope your survival stash is a constant reminder of how retarded you are when collapse inevitably doesn’t happen
>>531450138Shit prep. Candles and lantern already burning, why? Fresh produce, why? Bread already cut, someone already being a fatty. Mostly non shelf stable foods. No canned foods. More alcohol than water. Not enough teepee. Danish cookies, made in India. Points for using a bows and arrows though.
>>531450138>AI slop image datamining thread
>>531450138How do you prepare for the world to become void and formless? Repenting of your wickedness and calling on the Lord God through the name of his only begotten son Yeshoshua the Christ, that is how.
>>531450966imagine not having a bunch of supplies on end at all times. just isnt comfy at all.
>>531450992tl;dr dont ask grok for your prep shopping list or to generate a picture of it
>>531450138That's a lot of ostensibly shelf stable foods with an actual shelf life.And lit candles.Why the fuck did you choose this image? Single gen, or bad selection criteria? Learn to prompt, faggot.
>>531450290
>>531451213I love seeing tards make unsalted pemmican and then complaining about its lacking flavour.
>>531450138Definitively not lit candles.
>>531450138I don't prep as much as I used to since I'm now a NEET, but in terms of food I have several buckets with rice, dry beans, lentils, and pasta. I also have chicken bullion, jars of sauce, cans of chilli and spices. I used to keep a lot of oil but lately I've just been buying a couple pounds of amish roll butter which lasts me for months. I usually also have potatoes and carrots. These are all things I eat regularly, which ensures they are properly rotated, but even when I've kept rice for a couple years becore I've never had a problem with weavils or anything. If you livein Asia, maybe use the freezer trick to kill the eggs.This prep has saved me a few times when I've been out of work for extended periods and didn't have food stamps.Also guns and toolspic unrelated
>>531450138I have my raiding gear ready to turn your prepping into my prep.
>>531450966How's it mental illness you mong? >Have to go the shops less as rotate through stuff you actually use and replace when need be >Easy to grab something if you've ran out >If you have water collection, it's good for your garden fruit and veg, can also filter it if absolutely necessary >Big compost pile so less waste and can also feed your own fruit and veg >Candles / torches etc for blackouts plus boardgames is fun >Outdoor stock for cooking in the sun and fun outdoors, can use wood from my pile (or I can literally grab wood from the massive Forrest near me and have free instant cooking fuel)>When prices go crazy like now and soon you can just eat some of your food and supplies and wait Do you know how fragile the American power grid is? You're an utter mong, touch fucking grass
>>531451561>pic unrelatedLies.
>>531450966You know how they stock grocery stores? Apply the same system for your stash.
>>531450138Guns food water comms medication night vision ammo body armor
>>531450138I'm not because I'm not a retard and realize every oligarch likes having society functioning at some bare minimum at the least to not require prepping.
>>531450966don't worry mutt, when shit goes west the cartel will carve you up real nice into a nice mutt chop soup.
>>531451677A few years ago I was in even worse financial shape amd I ate exclusively rice and lentils with chicken bullion and a couple drops of oil for almost a full year. I lost a whole lot of weight lmao
>>531450138I'm a store clerk, I got shit for cash, but I got a gun and a list of 11 preppers who bought tons of shit from our store.
>>531451898they like getting their dick sucked too anon. be a good goy and dont keep them waiting
>>531450138where you live buddy? some of the boys and i will come raid your place when the shit hits the fan
>>531450966Calm down. It's an obvious AI slop image
>>531452013>t. fell for the scary words on the newsDon't worry, it's ok to be afraid sometimes.
>>531450138All you needed was a spool of fishing line and a ferro rod.
>>531450484nigger and no she wont. neither now nor anytime soon.
>>531450138Funko Pops
>>531452259Wouldn't it be better to have a good knife rather than either of these things?
>>531450138I have like 3 half empty bottles of whiskey in the pantry. That'll get me through the first 12 hours.
>>531452148text is too coherent to be AI
>>531450484Fuck you
>>531452337based Argent enjoyer?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=raOBHxLFHoE&pp=ygURYXJnZW50IGZ1bmtvIHBvcHM%3D
>>531451898Degeneracy doesn't "stop" when it's practical, the "oligarchs" are not anime villains carefully planning, they're going to maximize degeneracy and retardation like they always do until civilization burns around them like always, and even in the midst of it they'll be screaming that they don't understand why it's happening.Dystopian fiction has given you brain damage.
>>531452349Yeah, I forgot. The knife is the most important tool. Knife, fishing supplies, ferro rod for convenience.
>>531452199so you dont have more than a couple days food in your house at any one time?
>>531452434AI has improved in its ability to make text. Additionally, text can be changed manually or you can highlight areas of bad text and have it re-generate. This is obviously AI.Maybe you're just trolling, though, idk anymore
>>531452545ferro rod?
>>531450138I let my step-dad do the prepping wherein I'll be another line of security for our cache. In the event that he attempts to trade supply access for my wife a plan is ready.
>>531450138>window so the looters can find your loot faster
>>531452597for making firehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrocerium
>>531450484
>>531450138Where's your 50lb bag of salt?
>>531450138Hard tack and peanut butter. All a man needs
>t. prepping since before covida 12ga slug for my brain stem the moment anything becomes difficult
>>531452697oh yeah ok got it. i have the kind you spark gas welding torches with.
>>531450138For me it's deens
>>531452936Yeah you got it basically. I think they use the same material but the camping ones are shaped like a stick that you run the back of your knife down in a certain way. People mix it up with a flint and steel and the material is called a "flint" when put in lighters.
>>531450138prepping is a waste of time and money.
>>531450138AI schlop
>>531453159I know it's AI but seeing cans cans directly on the floor is like listening to my nephew play a mukbang video on his ipad ffs>>531453190pic
>>531450138>What you prepping lads?the bull
>>531450484knew what it was.watched anyway.
>>531453190yeah ive seen those bigger ones in some camping supply places before and they seem useful. part of my kit is always a bottle of rubbing alcohol and some cig lighters to go with a very light weight home made alcohol stove so never got one of them before.
>>531450138Wonder why the AI added in all those fucking lit candles, really makes it look extremely retarded. And all those lighters to finish burning the place down just in case it stops for some reason.
>>531450138Do you have a seed vault?Knowledge, wisdom, and intelligence.Also spirit and bravery hopefully.
>>531450138ai bullshit images
certainly not like the AI slop you posted
>>531453588I used to be homeless and that's the main way people would cook, with alcohol from dollar tree. Really underappreciated strat. Low barrier to entry, clean, no smoke.
>>531450484gay
>>531453929you can get that stuff anywhere in the world too. i always carried one of those MSR gas/diesel stoves around but ended up just using the alcohol burner, even in very cold conditions. nice to have the backup of the gas burner for if you got fucked with wind and stuff but yeah, hardly used the damn thing lol
>>531450484Trickery.
>>531454218You can make a rocket stove and use sticks/scrap too
>>531450484Fker
>>531454383those are handy for sure. just depends where you're going to want to use it and under what conditions. very efficient way to use sticks and twigs, super light to carry.
>>531450138Detailed lists about my neighbors
>>531454765Kek
Prep for what? Nothing ever happens.
>>531450138
>>531454679Willow or fig tree twigs and sticks have a special growth hormone in them.If you want to grow some food you can throw some of those twigs and sticks in the water and let them soak before feeding the water to your crops. It really does help your actual produce.
>>531450138I'm just gonna eat shitskins. Animals are food.
>>531450138surprised how well ai recreated known brandsgotta watch the candles tho
>>531450138If society collapses I'm going mad max and kidnapping a harem while rampaging through the wastes with my gang.
>lighting candles under a piece of woodnice ai slop>>531450308who the fuck are you quoting lmaoo
>>531452009Very based.
>>531450484Cunt
>>531450138my anus
>>531450138pigs, rabbits, chickens, goats, bees and a big garden.
>>53145013810 bags of trail mix100 gallons of distilled waterantibioticsbatteriesplenty of funssolar panelsrechargeable batteriesiodinebaby wipesbactine
Dry: Oatmeal; Beans; Rice; Smoked WhitefishWet: Your mother's cunt
>>531457013
The only thing you're prepping is your bull.
>>531450138I sure as shit don't have a basket of carrots.
>>531453159I can smell this picture.
>>531450138> No Wotsits> No Bonjela> Above ground
>>531450516>50 gallons of saved BBC pornthe British Broadcasting Corporation shows porn now?
>>531450138>prepping>fresh veggiesyou won't make it, mate
Luxury Bunker with hydroponics and Monerbot.
What will be the music playing on your portable speaker as a Raider Chad while you terrorize and steal everything from prepchuds? https://youtu.be/Shh-bhWQdXI?si=2IdphcLHxusF_5pp
>>531450484cunt
>>531450138Idk, should probably buy some canned food
>>531460857Lmao raiders get skinned alive by warlords.That is in fact literally how the guy in your picture came to power, flaying raiders alive with his bare hands and "managing" the tyranny of the populace instead. Jagi ran a fucking industry for Christ's sake, it was rape based, but still an industry.
>>531450138I'm stacking lit candles
>>531461360prepchud coping already lmao, you WILL forfeit your deens
>>531450138I love how it's about to go up in flames. Prepping hard for months just to burn down your whole prepping stock in one go is the way. Absolutely agreeable.
>>531461571Your kind were the ones in the burning body piles during Katrina.
>>531456765based
>>531450138That's not pepping that's a store bro
>>531450484lol
>>531450138WOW that's a lot of slop.
>>531456765Do you ever sleep on top of your beehives? They say the vibration is therapeutic and supercomfy.
>>531450138i am smart. this is AI. can't fool me. also you'd be better off with a solar panel and batteries rather than a candle. candles are 1 time use, lifepo4 batteries have 3000-5000 charge cycles.
>>531450138A.I slop isn't going to provide you subsistence
>>531450138I've been stocking on beans sealer in milar bags and some canned goods. Will also save some sugar, salt and spices as well in milar bags. Will add some candies as well for morale but I need more milar bags>>531450484Fuck you
>>531450391>>531450556>>531450706It looks unmistakably like AI but I don't understand how all the packaging is so accurate and legible. Those are all real brands.
>>531450484Disappoint. My mother is already dead anyway. What was the real reveal?
>>531450138I'm not, I lack the resources at this time. But I respect it.
>>531450138only thing I'm prepping are ammo for my guns so I can raid preppers like you
>>531450516I recently made a big ass multi grill that as add-ons to grill, smoke and cook in several ways. It even has a rocket stove add on that can be used for regular efficient cooking, and can also be used as a smoker if plugged into the grill chamber of an oven if added to the fire box of the smoker-grill combo addons.I have plenty of firewood to use it.I have several water filters at home but no purification tablets. Will need to get some of those. Also solar panels but I already have probably enough battery power to sustain a the small fridge and the lights.
>>531450138Cancer fag
>>531456765based and post-apocalyptic-nation-rebuilder-pilled
>>531450138Toilet paperPaper towelsDried beans *toot*
>>531463327...so no BBC porn?
>>531450516>gallons of porn
>>531463327>but no purification tablets.just get a dropper and put bleach in it. 10 drops per gallon will make it safe to drink
>>531452680That's the point. You lure them in, trap them and lock them in your human farm in your soundproof basement. Noob.
>>531450138Pretty impressive for AI.Pemmican is the only survival food you need.Retards think they will live in a bunker for anything long than a few days know nothing about survival.
>>531464420whys that? if its hidden somewhat you could easily stay in for weeks. we live rural and if the power goes out we barely notice. any roving bands of goons would be the only danger for us until at least 6 months pass, in which time we'd be well into eating from the garden anyway if stores are running down
>>531456765shouldn't the fencing wire be on the inside of the stake?
>>531464614are you nate from canadian prepper?
>>531464796yeah, youre right. most of them are
>>531450138Inshallah I will survive
>>531464967i can sell you a goat if you want, these were born 2 days ago
>>531464799nah. im not nearly cool enough to be that guy>>531464967its a great stackers food. loong shelf life.
>>531463093Glownigger access to advanced models. They want to know what anons have so they can make plans as to how to deal with us. If we have too much of the right stuff put up they will come kill us instead.
>>531465093dont forget to separate males from females up near 3 months of age. our 3 month old female needs a fucking abortion already, the stupid creatures they are.
>>531450138im not buying anything I will be taking everything I need and want. keep your preps filled up and I might let you watch me eat your food
>>531450484you piece of shit
>>531450138>Perishable garbageLmao
>>531465093Where you at
>>531465652canada
>>531465377So, you plan on starving.
>>531465589yeah this doesnt count as prepping for SHTF, more like prepping for a weekend with the boys
>>531465377how will you know which houses have food caches?
>>531450138Nothing. I'd rather get hit by nukes and be done with this
>>531450718typa guy to get domed within the first day of the apocalypse because he tries to steal from some old redneck who has 50 years of hunting experience
>>531466310even if we assume he is an excellent shooter and a savvy bandit, how will he know which houses have the food caches?
>>531450484you cunt
>>531452434The text is awful, retard.
>>531450484Betterthan dog
>>531450138Why the fuck would you "prep" anything? None of you fat virgin losers would stand a chance of survival in a bunker, much less in a post-apocalyptic barren land. If the bombs fall, I hope one lands right on my head and it's over in seconds. I don't even enjoy living with the world the way it is currently, I have zero interest in being here if things somehow got even worse.
>>531466371ive been thinking of making a werewolf prepper youtube channel to troll boomers with but i know youtube would just nuke it.
>>531450138>1 tin of Heinz beans>1 bottle of HP sauce>1 jar of Marmite>87 lightersNGMI
>>531450836no problem antoine, enjoy.
>>531450484die you nigger turk
>>531450425Pemmican is ALSO in Anno 1800 you stupid newb.
>>531450138Yeah I'm ready
>>531450138Rate my kit.
>>531467618do it anon! nothing ventured nothing gained
