https://x.com/nypost/status/2036111325038833725
>>531451248pickleball: you can hit it with a bat, you can fit it up your ass
2026 been wild year so far
>>531451248.....how?
>freak pickleball accident
>>531451492He fell onto a pile of bullets
You lost again , transvestite.
>>531451248Pickleball is dangerous when guarded by Mossad. Almost as dangerous as carrying a pager or exercising your freedom of speech at a college campus.
>>5314512482 pickleballs to the back of the head
>>531451248>pickleball is basically a cross between tennis and ping pong>freak accident kek
>>531451248PICKLERICK
ban all assault pickeballs
>>531451248He fell and bonked his head while playing pickleball.
>>531451248>not having super strong bones to deflect a plastic ball at 24 km/hwtf I love jews now
>>531451513yep it is what it is
>>531451492Tripped then hit his head on the ground 48 times
>>531451248FARTLEY SQUIRT
GLOWNIGGERS ABSOLUTELY OFF THE HOOK
>>531451248ummm wut?
>>531451878>just a little accidental blunt force trauma
>>531451248>freak pickleball accident
>>531451492>.....how?Involves a missing shoe maybe.I bet there is now going to be a whole string of mysterious pickleball deaths like there were celebrity self-asphyxiations.
>>531452289Do we have a list for this? I think we need a new list
>>531451248They're just taking the piss now. Fuckers. I mean it's funny but still. We just wanted a normal life not headlines of pickleball accidents.
>>531452260>rabbi explaining how it is possible to die playing pickleball and calling you an antisemitic conspiracy theorist for questioning it
You know things must very dire for them if they aren't even going to try anymore.
>>531451492We let people with dual israeli citizenship live in the US despite their active support for a terrorist state. That's how.
>>531451248Guys, how do you shoot yourself in the back of the head while playing pickleball?
>>531452497They haven't been even pretending to try since covid.
>>531451248>freak>pickleball>accidentwtfthey have so little respect for the NPCstheyre not even trying any more
MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A FREAK PICKLEBALL DISASTER
>>531452718They were still trying when they packaged up Trump as some kind of rebel.>False assassination attempts>The arrest theater>Tried to walk back the anti-white policiesIt looks they really have stopped trying to create good cover stories now.
Welcome to the real world fellow goyim
>freak pickleball accident>botched robbery
lol america turned to communist state
>one of these fucking things killed somebodyCome on now
>>531451248The pickle ball was moving at supersonic speeds and was about 9mm in diameter. Things happen.
Random Dude Who Opposes Israel Killed By Zany Rube Goldberg Machine
>>531452260MORE LIKE CANDACE GLOWINS AMIRITE
>>531451248Alright I'll ask the important question:Charlie Kirk had a mentor?
>>531451248Hard to believe the guy was killed by this soft ball
Pickleball is a tough sport
I DIED IN A PICKLE BALL ACCIDENT MORTY
>>531453353>was about 9mm in diameter.pft. that would just bounce off like a tennis ball.
>>531451248I didnt even know he was sick
He’s with Charlie now
>>531452061Suspicious.>>531451248I mean, if he choked on it... It must be hard to accomplish deliberately unless people shoved it down his throat. Which wouldn't be done in public (and there would be injuries of him trying to defend himself). Might actually be a coincidence.
>>531451492probably trying to insert the pickleball racket in his asshole and fell on it, thing split him in two
>>531451248RIP CHRIS KYLE NEVER FORGET
>>531451248My grandfather was killed in a pickleball accident, you evil antisemites. We have all your IPs and after the Antisemitism Law next month you are all dead meat
>>531451248There were no witnesses besides two mossad agents that were taking a stroll nearby
>>531455011noticed alot of you jews having been calling anyone that criticizes israel "evil". new script you're reading from? trying to rile of the christian retards?the only "evil" here are the actions of Israel and the US attacking Iran without warning or declaration or even a legitimate reason.
>>531455011At Auschwitz, the SS would force Jews to play 1000 games of pickleball per day. If you lost even one match, they would send you to the lampshade factory.
ok, whats the downside
>>531455757jesus christ what a pig
>>531455965You should see my wife, haha!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Didn't Auschwitz have a pickleball court?It was next to the swimming pool, post office, and theater.
When I was a kid, we would put the paintballs in the freezer and shoot at each other across the street. aint no way a bussy ass pickleball take someone out. This was a hit.
>>531451492Same way the hooo-ah got hurt in the company of Ralph Ciffaretto>"She slipped. She fell. I dunno."
>>531451492fourteen pickleballs entered his cranium from a rear left lower quadrant direction in the span of perhaps eight seconds, and ricocheted around to the total destruction of brain matter and obliteration of the skull in generalGotta love sports
he probably helped kill kirkhe's a loose endfreak pickleball accent it is
>>531457758accident* fucksake
>>531452856I assume what they meant is he fell down while playing and hit his head on the pavement. In other words not a freak accident at all but just a normal accident that happens to old people. But "died in a fall" isn't going to generate as much online engagement as "died in a freak pickleball accident," as this thread has proven
>>531458005yeah ffs m8
>>531455757>That vidGood lord what a revolting display. Where can I find more of her content like this so that I can continue to be disgusted and outraged?
>>531458050>"died in a fall" isn't going to generate as much online engagement as "died in a freak pickleball accident,"lmfaogood point, well made>>531458184ikrtypical
>>531453241choked on it, stepped on it and fell broke neck, dying is fucking easy, I am amazed more of us just dont fucking die
>>531455757What a lucky tapeworm.
>>531451248Oy Vey. The goyim know too much. SHUT IT DOWN
>>531458270tsk disdain for plebs
Charlie Kirk just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead.
>>531452061If they're so precise and secretive, why don't they also just kill this guy who clearly spilled the beans?
>>531451492Shotgun blast to the back. Very sad.
>>531451492He contracted COVID and then overdosed on meth and fentanyl. He happened to be playing pickleball when he died, so that was clearly the cause of death.
>>531451248Probably was telling too many people about the threats mossad had been making to charlie
>>531451248>Freak Pickleball AccidentIS THAT REALLY THE BEST THEY CAN DO?!
>>531455757i now have a snackfu
>>531451248some old cunt beefed it on a pickle ball court here, and ripped his jaw off after getting it hooked on the little crank while he was falling. pickle ball is dangerous apparently.
>>531451492He shot himself in the head and back, suicide just like Vince foster. Sad.
>>531451576>>531452120>>531452321>>531452599>>531457437>>531457437>>531457680>>531458515>>531458729wow you're all so funny with your little edgy responses. why can't you just answer the question, or if you can't, how about not responding? this website is trash because everyone thinks they're a fucking comedian. well, (You) aren't but here's you're fucking you i guess, faggots.
some mossad agent smashed his head on the ground and they call it a pickleball accident, witnesses fake or gagged
>>531459110you too >>531459234
>>531452260Cute little ears.
>>531451513>>freak pickleball accidentThis is comparable to "pet turtle kills owner with spork" but real.
>>531459234If you were so interested you would have looked at the news article.
>>531451248Pickle-ball seriously?!>A horrible accident Amn that's cold Mossad
>>531451610>our guys dying is winninglol
>>531451492Hit his neck, tiny wound but blood fountain.
>>531453516Btw, thats the gayest "sport" I ever heard of. And taht includes turkish oil wrestling. Do americans really
>>531455757I have a big arch on my pants after watching this. Who dis?
>>531455757Holy fucking indigestion.
>>531451248Dangerous stuff
>>531455757you retards have never heard of bulimia eh
>>531460646The girl from dragon ball?
>>531451248>"freak" accidentaka he was doing something sexual with those balls
>>531451248Pickleball has caused an inordinate amount of injuries since it's rise in popularity, many serious. It's due to a sedentary, unhealthy, often aged population suddenly picking up a sport that while it has plastic balls, has essentially all the movement of Tennis. Grandma thinks she's Martina Navratilova and ends up with a broken ankle.
>>531451492>died Friday at the age of 76 — two weeks after suffering a serious head injury when he fell playing the popular sportSo most likely he fell and hit his head on the ground. Pickleball is a red herring.
>>531455757Hello, eating disorder, my old friend. I'm here to binge again.
>>531451248They must've figured out he was the one that leaked Charlie's messages to get the truth out. Killing him with such a comical back story is a flex to put everyone else on notice. Same time as this guy gets offed they come out and imply Joe Kent is the leaker as a smear because they know the real leaker won't be talking about it now. RIP.
>>531459234No u
>>531451248I wonder if Kirk's security team will ever work again. Imagine being one of his body guards going for a job interview.>InterviewerSo who have you worked for before>IntervieweeCharlie Kirk>Interviewer*Stares blankly*
>>531460194>Btw, thats the gayest "sport" I ever heard of. And taht includes turkish oil wrestling. Do americans reallyLaughs in shuttlecock.
>>531461433sounds like he stroked out when he hit the ground
>>531463968Badminton is hardcore when played as shotgunHarder than baseball at least
>>531459347I know... she looks like a baby brown space alien !
>>531451248Sure he did. Wink wink. Sounds more like loose ends.
>>531462489Erika Kirk still employs Charlie Kirk's security team. Make of that what you will.
>>531458296you can't choke on something with holes. Also if you stepped on it the ball would collapse instead of rolling under you
>Webb was an influential figure in the world of cheerleading, founding the Universal Cheerleading Association (UCA) and Varsity Spirit, and later led Varsity Brands, which grew into a multibillion‑dollar company. Decades before that he was a “yell leader,” or a spirit leader, at the University of Oklahoma.>Webb later said in an interview he was not motivated by money, but rather by “discipline and keeping score.”((((((((()))))))))))
>That interview appeared in a 2024 New York Times article about Webb titled, “How Cheerleading Became So Acrobatic, Dangerous and Popular.” The piece hails Webb as a singular force altering the future of cheerleading. “For decades, the sport has been shaped in large part by one company — and one man," the author writes. For all Webb accomplished, he did have his fair share of critics, who called him names like “Dark Sith Lord,” and “John D. Rockefeller with glitter.” He was also deeply involved in the conservative media world. Webb served as senior editor and co-publisher of the outlet Human Events. He also purchased the right-wing website The Post Millennial.what the fuck?
>>531464742This whole thing you guys do with pageants and taking varsity seriously makes me deeply question some things about the US. Sure we HAVE varsity teams, I had the jacket and everything, but it wasn't taken seriously in the least. Is this some poison from the south with their Asiatic jew influenced worldview?
>>531451711looks positively dangerous
>>531464561Really? I didn't know that.
>>531458296There is no way you could even fit one of those in your mouth their nearly the size of a softball & stepping on one it would just break under your weight.Pickleball is a sport designed for old people who bruise if hit by harsh winds the balls are ridiculously lightweight.
>>531451492He didn't play ball.
I don't know what pickleball is but I'm suddenly wondering if Kirk was shot with one.
>>531465489
>>531451248Any info on what he was up to? He probably was digging and uncovered great stuff.
>>531451248Total coincidence goy
>>531451248Assassinated.
This entire thread is one big mongoloid circlejerk.
>>531453506yes but she's funny
>>531455757i would do stuff to her/10(sex)
>>531451248RIP
>>531451248Was he part of the Mosaad group that put the hit out?
>>531453404Lol
he fell and hit his head you dumbasses
>>531465060It's a mass media thing since genetically poor people can suddenly become big spenders via sportsball and also an extended result of the world war two propaganda image of sending your entire roidgroid team (admittedly, milder then) to die in a ditch, it becomes conflated with identity and pat riot ismon a level above secondary school the teams in question have no tangible connection to the locations they're associated with so it's just substituted identity gladiator type games for rootless folx
>>531451492nigger dick in his butt
>>531451492fentanyl on the handle
>>531451492The paddle gifted to him by an anonymous source spontaneously exploded in his hand, whoops!
Still don't know what that is
>>531466407no anon, it was death by pickleball. two short brown curly haired israelis were reported speeding off on a motorbike directly after the murder. one had a small racket in hand. make of that what you will.
>>531451248wtf
>>531457437don't you disrespect the online basket weaving forum
>>531457437"SHE WAS A HOOWAAH!"
>>531455757Every time I eat Mcslop I end up with a gag and vomiting sensation, I never vomit it out but I know my body is rejection every morsel of whatever lab grown shit that "beef" is made of. I cannot imagine eating more than 2 of them, I would probably faint perhaps die
>>531451248YOU LOST TRANNY!
>>531469847
>FREAK PICKLEBALL ACCIDENTthe ball measured .30-06
>>531451248i turned into a pickleball morty but seriously how? was the pickleball travelling at 3000 fps?
>>531451248Literally how? That doesn’t make any sense at all..
>>531452260She didn't cover it today but likely will tomorrow.
>all these posts about how theres some sort of conspiracy>about a 76 year old man falling over and hitting his head>because it happened at a pickleball court
>>531451439Watching the left totally crash out about everything has been amazingI can’t believe they took hysteria off the legitimate medical diagnosis
>>531472376he slipped and banged his head id wager
>>531473195this old drunk girl i knew was drunk and tripped on some stairs and diedold people gonna old
>>531451492Carotid artery hit most likelyThat’s what most ball sport deaths come from
>>531451492Nerve gas
>>531451248why did they kill him /pol/. what did he know about kirk killing that got him killed
I read the entired thread and there's not a single information relevant to this. What a fucking waste.
