MICROSCOPIC ALIENS ARE EATING ME ALIVEEEEERAAAAHHHHHHHHH
cool captcha, israel
>>531452805Six pointed star, huh?Didn't know they made the bots fill those things out too.>Same CAPTCHAYaa!!!Our names are touching on the list!!!
>>531453162Jesus was an alien. They are the Mikrons race. Eventually they faced a galactic extinction level event so they knew the only way to survive was to shrink themselves to micro/atomic size. They thus occupied the "atom" Aka "Adam" / "Eden" Inside the "garden of eden" A micro plant tissue culture at core of the earth.
>>531453162>there are still people who actually believe this Lmao xD christcucks tongue me anuz
oh cool, an actual schizo
>>531452790It's probably body lice. It was wiped out in america through a combination of dryers for the masses and that poison that made the eagle eggs soft. It made a huge comeback during obama's presidency because he threw the doors open for infested illegals
> /x/
>>531453751Illegal aliens are /pol/
>>531452790Have you seen Bug (2006) ? He's basically a poltard
Who builds your tongue? Your flesh? Who wires it but, the "Micro Tradies" then pay the rent when it's due yes no?
Daily usage of Selsun blue shampoo with zinc and a weeks worth of antibiotics fren. That should kill the parasites anon
>>531452790DId you sniff bath salts?
>>531452790YOU DESERVE IT AND A LOT MORE SATAN
>>531452790maybe it's time to deworm yourself anon
>>531453371Oh, those aren't microscopic: they're interdimensional parasites blocking your energy synthesis
I like Microscopic Aliens... Also Macroscopic Aliens!
>>531452790Lick the electrical outlet on your wall.It's the only way to stop them Anon.
>>531452790fucking 'ell man, that sucks.
Good thread. Meanwhile everywhere else in the board>jews jews jewsreminded of some mango juice. I'll go have some now
They are inside my peenis right now. Only thing that can save me is blowjob from a hot girl. as the aliens need her mouth bacteria to stay alive. Any hot girls itt?
