>Bring Canada in as one state>55+ extra Dem electoral votes>Bring in Canada as multiple states>The most Republican states are swing states at best>Bring in just the Republican states, the rest is nonvoting occupied territoryEnjoy the CCP and California funded armed resistance movement
>>531467451>KIKEL TROON, CONTENT CREATOR
>>531467631>don't bring canada in as states at all because america is an empire ruled by me>I find you and have you personally in charge of cleaning my imperial toilet, as a joke
>>531467631>California funded armed resistance movement
>>531467451We only want Alberta.
>>531467451Time to convince the federal reserve to do a limited run of counterfeit canadian currency.
>>531467958you'll get fuck all you burger cunt
>>531468061This. Canada is rightful Indian clay.
>>531467631>still believes the blue shit is realHave you learned nothing in the last decade? Canada is obviously occupied.
>>531467451Its probably the coin clipping tribe.
>>531467958that would make the map look fucking stupid
>>531467451Fuck Gary gonna do?
>>531467631Subjects do not vote nor get any ability to vote.
>>531468335USA doesnt let its own overseas territories like Guam or Samoa vote, but the USA does let illegal Mexican immigrants vote (no ID required, nothing stopping them). Make it make sense please mister burger.
>>531468061I think we’re going and you won’t do anything about it. Unarmed Albertan and Saskatchewan chads fizzled out your laurentian power fantasy with fucking tractors. The skinhead ironworkers unions alone will solo the jeet military, the farmers will make the viet cong and Iran look like India’s military. We’ll remind the chugs who actually put them in those schools and they’ll take the base in cold lake and that’s canada’s Air Force. 100 well armed and trained men that shot on sight could free western Canada.
>>531467451Amatuer hour
>>531467958You'll get a collapse, we keep Alberta.
>>531468691Derp. Can't spell
>>531467631They'll be a territory like puerto rico.
>>531467451Weird, in the US it is only illegal to deface them if you are trying to change the denomination.
>>531468691>no "pajeet"good morning sirs
Incredibly based. No non-nation has a right to its own currency anyways. Only sovereign countries get to have valid currencies.
>>531467631Statehood is earned moron, territorial governments have to apply for it and then congress votes to approve or not.Republicans would always vote no f9r exactly the reason you state.So even if Canada WANTED statehood, they would have to apply to be a territory first, get approved, then draft a new state constitution that complies with federal law.This is why PR hasn't become a state, everytime the referendum comes up they vote no because they dont want to alter their constitution (and they dont want to pay federal taxes)
>>531469030I indeed believe the new Canadians will vehemently vote against all possibility for the white men to express their opinion in Canada.
>>531467958I can’t imagine why it’s like 20% white at this point
>>531469304Roughly 70% white, in fact. Not that someone like you cares about the facts.
>>531469304>>531469550Canada had 21 million people in 1971 when it was 97% White. By simple math, knowing Whites have had a negative reproduction rate since then, and knowing they dont let any Whites into the country in meaningful numbers, if Canada has 41 million today its got 20 million non-Whites. The census data should be used for 2016, as years that followed were faked and fudged to *increase* the White percentage, by having more people classified as "Canadian" instead of 'brown'. Canadian is an ambiguous number, we can pretty much split it down the middle at best and go 75% brown 25% White in more realistic terms, since "Im a Canadian!" is what every second generation brown person says but most Whites still identify as what they really are, some sort of European.Anyways the TLDR is its between 46% and 53% White. Canada, not Alberta. Canada was 53% White in 2016, when the US was famously measured at "56%".
>>531467451No fucking way am I taking that to a bank, for sure they would accuse me of defacing the currency and call the cops on me!!
Also I forgot to mention you have a lot of White Passing mixed race mutts saying they are White, which will falsely show Whites higher than they are. No White people identify as brown, in reverse of this concept.
>>531468691>can't spell amateur>can spell nigger and faggotbased
>>531469304>can't imagine why muttmerica wants a browned shithole with oliIt's all their fetishes wrapped up together
>>531467958Take it. It’s filled with Alabama and Florida - tier dumb white niggers. And its sulferous bitumen “oil” will be worthless when Venezuela heavy oil comes online. The cost of extraction in Alberta just isn’t economically competitive, and sure as fuck no one is going to build another $35 billion pipeline when all these faghots do is complain and threaten separation.
>>531469780>simple math>we can pretty much split it down the middlewhen you're making up the numbers, what good is your math?
>>531467631Go back to bluesky, NIGGER.
>>531470890Fine by me. You sound like you hate it, so you don't want it.
>>531467451>Your joke is ILLEGAL chuds!This bitch must be fun at parties
>>531467451i stamp mine with 'nigga'
At this rate, we’re going to be a far flung province of Iran.
>>531467451Canada will be a territory with 0 electoral college votes
>>531467451Back off!Canad*ans are mine to torment!
>>531467451>1996 toonieSome of those are worth hundreds, even thousands. I hope this is one of them, and buddy just blew that money on a microlul
>>531467451HAHAHAHA where do I buy the stamps to hammer that in? I want to fuck with the elbows up faggots too.
>>531468167which Indians?
>>531468033All of the real cash has jeet shit on it. You are going to need someone in the warehouse spraying your pallets with curry shit to replicate our currency.
>>531467451Vandalizing the queen's face is pretty based actually.
Psychological warfare, and I am going to have some good laughs about this.Canadian bacon movie, I need to watch it again. lol
>>531467958Stfu, you don't get to decide that. And don't get in the way of the fun.I happen to want a North America ln Union compris of Canada and US.
>>531472158It's going to get so good... if US realizes Canadian "leaders" are flooding us with pakijeets in order ro destroy US. On top of flooding US from other sides and internal ngo and other warfare.Maybe US will finally stp being a Bitch and get shit done properly. First, land a Unit brussels eu and crush their skulls, for one... or it can die with us, meh,either way.
>>531469780Canada was so White in the 1980's, I never met my first nigger live and in person until I was 13 years old in 1983. Every kid I went to school with in the 1970's with the exception of 2, was White. One was an injun, one was a kike. Canada was beautiful back then. We called Hungarians and Slavs foreigners back then. They were the low rung on the totem pole. I don't think anybody could even imagine what happened to this country back then.
>>531467451In Canada, being a criminal is illegal.
I will now start defacing toonies and loonies since i have letter punchesThank you slide thread
>>531467451No crime is illegal on stolen land
>>531467451Trumpstein wants Canada so he can get 20 million more indians to replace the goyim for his masters.
>>531467451Based
>>531475067Made me kek enough to fill out a captcha.
>>531467451>REEEEEEE!
>>531469304>I can’t imagine why it’s like 20% white at this point
>>531467451>LEAFS BTFO only someone who worships fiat money as their god cares
PLEASE take Canada so that our eurocrats don't get even more shitlib power
>>531467631>just take republican stateshalf of canada is actually a welfare state. USA people pretend that USA is a welfare state because old people get health insurance, but its not. Those parts of canada are actually a welfare state.
>>531468691based leafnever thought i'd say those 2 things in the same sentencekek
>>531470890shut the fuck up jeet
