Holy. CENTCOM IS TRYING TO COVER IT UP
>>531471545More likely than not, a nigger who was in charge of cleaning the lint out of the dryers didn't do it. Resulting in it overheating and catching fire. The same thing burns down houses all the time.
can't wait to hear what Chili Dog and Kerry Burgess have to say about this
The fact that muttoids think their story is less embarrassing is peak shartnigger
>>531471689>incompetence before guiltthe american way
>>531471689Ah yes and this coincidentally happened during the week that they were at war with Iran and also cause 14 months worth of repairs kek.
>>531471806The newest iteration is those sailors committed arson because 3rd extension of tour
>>531471689the fire control systems on an aircraft carrier are very capablethis was either intentional sabotage or combat damage
>>531471689Either it was deliberate sabotage by the crew because they didn't want to die for isrel or they got hit by the Iranians
>>531471689Six hundred mattresses caught fire from a lint trap anon?https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/03/17/sailors-aboard-uss-gerald-r-ford-reportedly-lost-their-beds-amid-fire/
>>531471689This is basically what the US military is all about now. Super advanced weapon systems operating basically autonomously while literally retarded niggers loiter around the premises in chastity cages and furry collars with guns
>>531471689Which happened right after Iran said they hit it with a missile salvo. Let me guess, we're also in talks with the Iranians and they're going very well. The strait is open.
>>531471545I lived on a carrier and I can tell you there's a fire every other day. Carriers are big, really big.
>>531471545Absolutely delicious how desperate americans are to maintain the illusion of their invincible armed forces.
>>531471689>6 gorillion dollar aircraft carrier>doesn't have a sprinkler to put out the fire
>>531471806What is the story? That a ship that was due to be rotation-ed out went in for repairs. They don’t need the air cover now. The 12-14 month timeline is from whom? The court martial story is stupid for 4,000 sailors. A missile did not do the damage. So it becomes fire and smoke damage on a steel ship. I will be repaired and back quickly. 600 beds do not fit easily on a supply ship. I guess it could be sabotage but somebody would hang for that.
>>531472115>fire control systemThose are called sailors and they are fucking retarded. Especially the ones in laundry because they're the supply niggers. DCs are lazy as shit too and they were likely the 2 groups fighting the fire
>>531471689>it wasn't hit by the enemy>it was our incompetent nigger soldiers that did ithow is that better?
did fluff build up cause 9/11 too?
>>531471545When the ship is full of niggers, women, and fags it's impossible to discern whether or not the useless crew set it on fire or it was hit by a missile. The ultimate infosec, apparently.
>>531472232>I lived on a carrierBussy status?
>>531472390no, that was TWA 800
>>531471545that ship is a dei disaster. trump didnt purge shit and moral is at an all time LOW
>>531472115> combat damageWhere are the pictures of the gaping holes from missiles or drones? What did it sneak below decks like some cartoon bullet?
>>531471545That's going to be impossible to cover up. The ship has to sail through straits and go into ports people can see it.
>i really want this scenario to be the truth so i'm just going to belligerently assume it is and call anyone arguing against me a shillI'm starting to hate the internet for giving every retard and their retarded grandmother a vector to spread their retardation.
>>531472132Why couldn’t it be a laundry fire?
>>531471545China lost>>531471847>>531471847>>531471847
>>531471545Jam boy Jam boy whatcha gon do!? Whatcha gonna do when they cover you!!!?
This our enemies' greatest weapon against us.
>>531471545>/pol/ is unironically posting a literally who debunking another literally who posting sourcelessly on Xitter
>>531472401You cannot set a carrier on fire, you retarded shut in Mutt retard, it is built to withstand rocket attacks. These things are the size of a small village, even a fire localized in living quarters is total joke to it.
>>531471545It either got hit or was an act of mutiny. In both scenarios CENTCOM would lie.
Can imagine poor lads. Here we are terror of the ocean shiting on the deck and sleeping in a loo. Even India have better sanitar conditions. Come on boys, one image of us navy shitting on the deck while carrier is burning
>>531472435the missile was disguised as uber eats delivery and did damage after unpacking inside the ship
>>531471545USS Liberty 2.0
>>531471545There was a literal mutiny on the ship and a bunch of sailors engaged in sabotage. Keep an eye out for a story some time next year about sailors dying in an accident. They're going to be hung for their crimes before that story comes out but the public will never get the true story about it.
>>531472232No the fuck it doesn't lmao
>>531472390Dryer lint melts steel beams.
>>531471545>out of commission for 1-2 years by a fire in a tumble dryer on a military aircraft carrier AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>531471689This right here is as good as a government official confirming that this is what happened. This is what I call the nigger kaparot technique. Also just known as nigger scapegoating. Whenever anything bad happens that gets out of the United States government's control (like spic illegal immigration) glowniggers have been directed to bring up niggers for no reason as a distraction because that shit used to work on boomers like crack. It doesn't work so much on anyone under 50 though.
>>531471545Point of order.The things are built by the lowest bidder.
HOLY KE no wonder it caught fire american build they carriers out of WOOD jsut like they houses!!!@
>>531471689>the crash crew on the Ford couldn't put out a lint fire that lasted for 16 hours and could be seen from space
>>531471689>accident It was 100% on purpose by the laundry crew. They were told they were getting extended deployment
>>531472550That is a plausible as any other reason.
>>531472632Yeah… and their families too!
>>531472353relatively positive delta izzat
>>531472804>a fire started by niggers in the laundry room can be seen from space
>>531471689You sound like a jew>Oy vey no we weren't hit>it was the black man, get him.
>>531471689Cope harder jew
>>531471545Curious that happened and no one died
>>531471545Any source other than a literally who on xwitter for it being out of action for that long?
One embarrassment after another
>>531472032This is the most believable. You think you're finally going back home but Prez tells you to stop by Iran? Fuck that.
>>531471545All I'm going to say is that US casulaties are at least a couple order of magnitude higher than what the media is claiming.The 4500 sailors and marines being deployed now aren't there for any kind of ground offensive. They're replacements.NATO playbook in Iran is the same as in the ukraine: understate your losses, overstate your successes.
>>531471689Isn't the Gerald Ford brand new?
>>531471545Well if Chili Dog thinks its sus that's as good as fact to me
>>531472773Um, not really. The winner has to demonstrate the ability to actually build it. Only one company fits that:>Newport News Shipbuilding (NNS), a division of Huntington Ingalls Industries in Virginia, is the sole designer and builder of nuclear-powered aircraft carriers for the United States Navy. While many shipyards handle repairs, NNS is the only facility in the U.S. capable of constructing these vesselsGoogle Ai.
>>531473038How about just questioning the odds of every single craft that's been lost being due to pilot error, or friendly fire. (((Westerners))) lie constantly.
>metal can burnWow Amerimutt education right there.
>>531473127The USS Lincoln is new.
>>531471545No I cursed whip I said burn
>>531471545So then why hasn't Iran been bragging about it all over social media? God you faggots are so fucking stupid lol you really think Iran wouldn't be showcasing this all over social media so faggot leftoids and the brown rat hordes would be celebrating Iran's victory?
>>531472353everyone knows the average enlisted soldier is stupid - even if american nig soldiers are a standard deviation more stupidthe illusion that american tech is so superior nothing can damage it is more valuable than saying soldiers are stupid
>>531473261 *Not as new as the Ford.
>>531473419>SoldiersSailors is the term.
>>531472470Because that's retarded.
>>531472470The time is mighty peculiar for one
>>531473504soldier as a generic term is still accurate. I dont care about some irrelevant intra military vernacular (non)distinction
>>531471689This is Russia-tier level of incompetenceEither>Our diversity nogs caused a fire that's reserved for Xanax'd house wives or section 8 apesOr>Our sailors don't want to die for Israel so sabatogeOr>80iq sand people manage to hit a multi-billion dollar assetI guess the first one is least embarrassing, though still doesn't bode well
>>531473000Checked
>>531473190Thousands of sorties by extremely complicated aircraft, in desert conditions, over multiple countries airspace (who are being attacked by Iran)… but no, sand niggers are damaging aircraft in flight (not blowing up) and no pilots die. Believe what you want but Centcom’s press releases are certainly plausible.
>>531473557It happens on land?
>>531473136>Chili Dog>@robertmolnarIt's lainey's cousin
>>531473650No, troop(s) would be the generic term.
>>531471689Houses are not made out of metal.
>>531473190>How about just questioning the odds of every single craft that's been lost being due to pilot error, or friendly fire.I do, the US military especially has always been like that. They'd rather say that something crashed than admit it was destroyed by the enemy. Iraq had one definite and one highly likely air to air kills on F-15's but they still won't admit it. All I'm asking for is a source that isn't some talking head on xwitter that could just be making it up for a variety of reasons.
>>531471545It's more likely israel hit it, the stinking kikes.
>>531473586Fine but an overworked crew performing combat operations are are really set up to fail.
>>531471545SURE IT DID BUDDY WHATEVER YOU SAY BUDDY WHATEVER YOU SAY
>>531473732at least diversity nogs can be seen as a sort of virtue signal so the boomers in command will definitely do that. It'd be funny if those niggers were actually competent and being thrown under the bus for cope points
>>531472435>Where are the pictures of the gaping holes from missiles or drones? Your logic is all gay and retardedWhere are the pictures of the burnt-out fire room?See how stupid that sounds?It's a piece of military equipment during wartime.Pics aren't allowed, dumb ass
>>531473419Wow, you just referred to sailors as soldiers lol. Sorry but you clearly have a lower IQ than the average soldier you are criticizing. Kill yourself faggot.
>>531474077kys retard
>>531471545This is the same Navy that has run-aground in calm seas 6 times in the last 20 years. I can believe it was pure retardation.
>>531471545The USS Shart n Fart has been getting btfo my god
>>531473943…or a country (and paid shills), who is getting the shit kicked out of them, trying to take credit for everything that happens including the sun rising. The Iranian response has been retarded.
>>531471689And it just happened to happen that one time they were actually in a war against someone who could possibly strike them?
>>531472179Very descriptive
>>531472179Fucking kek
>>531474053Below deck fire or a picture with a telescopic lens or from another ship in the group; what do you think is easier to procure? Literally thousands of sailors are in that battle group who have cell phones.
>>531472179
>>531474103No u
>>531471545>IranDon’t you mean israel
>>531474172Are these Iranian shills being paid for posting nigger dicks on 4chan in the thread with us right now?
Mattresses can't melt steel beams
>>531471545They had no functioning toilets when the fire broke out.It most likely was a form of mutiny.Shittin in buckets, throwing them overboard, and they get extended.Then the fire broke out.
>>531471545It was absolutely overflowing with shit before the war, retard. They have a bunch of things to fix.
>>531472232>Actually, the carrier has always been 12 to 14 months away from full repairs!You know what, I get it.Other than the water, the ocean is 100% dry, right?
>>531471545I don't know what's more humiliating tier:>can't admit they got hit>it actally was a laundry fireCope tier:>there was a mutiny or sabatoge
>>531473967It's not impossible, they've had their deployment extended a couple of times already and maintenance at port becomes mandatory at some point. I just get flashbacks from the Houthis and all the minor accidents with the carrier back then
>>531471689>We didn’t fail. We’re just incompetent!Please don’t do this.
>>531471689Iran droned yah ship cuh its on internet..
>>531472295>I will be repaired and back quickly.On the internet nobody knows you're an aircraft carrier with a 100,000 ton displacement
>>531473127Rushed prototype with several dozen highly unreliable experimental systems. Deployed due to pressure from above. On the condition that it gets a complete drydock overhaul every 6 months. The current deployment is in its 10th month. They ran it into the ground. They've postponed the decommissioning of their oldest active carriers now because the new carriers are dogshit.
>>531473154So wait, for our super-duper important aircraft carriers, the designs and know-how to build them are all locked up at one single solitary privately-owned corporation?
>>531475080>ship full of women and other subhumans that can't operate basic appliancesLaundry fire seems most likely.
>>531474325Which leads me to also ask then where are the pictures? I don’t believe this story that it was a toilet fire or some stupid shit like that. I don’t think anyone does including the miggers pushing it
>>531471689>>531471806More likely than not, a Jeet who was in charge of cleaning the lint out of the dryers didn't do it. Resulting in it overheating and catching fire. The same thing burns down houses all the time
>>531471545It's a fuckhuge ship in the sea if there's external damage we'll have a gazillion high res images the second they approach dry dockThis is like the nuke schizos, its meaningless
>>531471545Hurry up Navy sister I have to use the toilet hurry! HTs are probably thinking fuck my life. Rumors saying it was sabotage. Seamen not agreeing to be sardines in a can for Israel. Stuffing a shirt in the toilet, lmao to not start a war with another country because of a toilet system failure. Who designed this system on a 13 billion dollar carrier? I wonder if the carrier strike group is following mommy like yellow sea duckies? You know whats going to be fuckin great? Like the trolls that we are. Watch. Give it time. When that carrier goes back out at sea. It will be that SAME tranny that will put her navy scarf and plug the sewer valve system AGAIN. Its like all the flying dildos in the WNBA. Once its done, some other heckler will do it again. The fate of initiating war with another foreign country is not dictacted by CENTCOM. This goes into the history books NSA that its the sewage system failure that stopped the mightiest military in the fuckin world. No one can recover from this public humiliation ritual. This will cause massive trauma on a psyop level. But we have rail guns…and muh satellites. Bitch, those chinks have a robotic arm on their satellites and have been making your military generals cry foul not fair in space for knocking satellites out of orbit too! Ladies and gentlemen the strongest military in the world doing it’s swim of shame back to Greece. Demoralization? It is way past fuckin that. Bluebeard and his pirate crew arrrr didnt have this problem matey. They just shat in a bucket and threw it overboard into sea where the fishies eat your excrement. Now you have nigger seamen executing prison strategies. There are fires now, over six hundred seamen with no place to sleep other than the poo in the loo floor that is pajeet tier! CENTCOM is not central command. Niggers dont want to be sardines in a barrel for Israel. These are the tales from Davey Jones’ locker, not myth, but legendary tales.
>>531471545>TRYING TO COVERthis is the same ship that almost got taken out by clogged up toiletsso yesthe laundry fire is plausibleand so is the idea that the ships own crew was responsible for both mishaps
>>531472498Hey now don't forget about all the jeets and jews
>>531473154lmao... Homie, sub-subcontractors much??
>>531471545And they said the American empire isn't circling down the drain.HA!
>>531471545ABSOLUTELYSHAHEEDED
>>531472179This sounds like your very specific sexual fantasy, ngl.
>>531471545Cover what up? If someone hit the Ford with a missile they'd use that as an excuse to carpet bomb Iran even harder. A fire starting on the laundry deck doesn't do anything for them, they could've just not reported it.
>>531472797Wood is a superior material for houses. What's wrong with that?
>>531476067> they could've just not reported it.Yes, on the cusp of war, our newest carrier in the region could just limp home for a year's repair, and no one would ask or inquire.
>>531471689That shit didn’t happen if you know anything about the military you would know how anal they are about maintaining high standards of cleanliness
>>531471689>The same thing burns down houses all the time.do houses actually ever get burned? the other day i fucked up while cooking and almost immiditely all power shut down, siren went off etc
>>531471545some great sources lmfaoooooo
>>531476229you're not trying hard enough
>>531471545I dont know. There are some big fucking retards in the military and in leadership positions
Sabotage by crew to get them out of the battle field is much more likely.
>>531471545Holy KEK! of course they got hit and Iran said they hit them. A tumble dryer taking out the crown jewel of the US Navy for 12-14 month is GIGA-COPE!
>>531476400next time i am falling asleep harder, hroat bro
>>531472295
>>531472448If it has any holes they will cover it with a giant tarp so even if the damage is evident they can shrug off any speculation by calling it "fake and gay" and pretend that the ship does not have a gaping hole if there is any.
>>531473080Partially but it also has to be air defense units/units with weapons that can plink at drones like Strikers with autocannons.
>>531471545>fire because retards didnt clean the filter outCompetency crises strikes again, dont forget to clean the filters of your dryers after every wash it takes 2 seconds lazy fucks
>>531471969I mean to be fair we have a lot of incompetent people here.
>>531471689>hey guys we didn't even get hit by the enemy.>we are the enemy and well umm. We are heckin retarded!! 4D chess from the USA.
>>531471689>The same thing burns down houses all the timeHouses tend not to be 100,000 tons machines of war plated with 10in thick steel. How the fuck is a lint fire supposed to take it out when the thing is built to withstand probably most missiles?
>>531473154So its not ONLY the lowest bidder but the ONLY bidder? And your retarded AI thinks that makes it BETTER??? There is zero incentive to deliver.
>>531477268also the highest bidder
>>531471545Carrier is the most defended and survivable surface ship, it's surrounded by other ships defending it. Jf a ship got hit it's way more likely to be a destroyer or support ship. The only means Iran has of trying to hit a ship is with a ASM/cruise missile or drone, both of which can be detected at long range with look down/shoot down radars on any F18. Ballistic missiles cannot hit ships.
>>531473768>thousands of sorties (source VERY much required)>two CBGs running AWAY from the war>one on literal fire and out of action for more than a yearSomething that quite literally did not happen during three CBG running continual flight OPs against Yemen….
>>531471545>over a year for repairs over a dryer fireSounds like horseshit.
>>531477368Amazing how high the lowest bid can be pushed when its the only bid!
>>531475040Gerald Ford is also a floating piece of shit. They're a newer ship, but a carrier from the 1970s was always expected to go on underways in their stead. This isnt even the first time the Ford had to return early.
>>531473127Eight years old.... too old
>>531475847yeah a lot of people today don't realize how brown and incompetent the US army isits basically a third world army with first world toys at this point
>>531475327jej
>>531471545A lint fire?!At this time of year?During this time of war?Directly next to this Islamic country???Localized entirely inside the laundry area????May i see the damage?
If the FORD got hit then it was by the Houthis, not Iran.
You guys are fuckin retarded faggots. You cant just attack an aircraft carrier. There are other surface ships and submarines that are protecting it. Keep believing the fake stories you clumsy delusional niggers. Shout out to the people in CIC. Yall dont do shit in-port LOL
>>531477441>Carrier is the most defended and survivable surface ship,Anything that's been repeated for decades is based on decades-old ideas.
>>531471545if the US military were white men, i wouldnt believe the "fluff" story but that's not the case so im ~50/50 on it
>>531478335You dropped this.
>>531478335According to CENTCOM an iranian vessel got within visual range of the Lincoln before it was engaged by the picket destroyers main cannon. Real great defense when they can literally sail into the middle of the fleet before being fired upon….
>>531478466Fuck off Muhammad >>531478498Post link
>>531471545Amerimutts spammed big decks like ww2 retards spammed battleships instead of building the mighty heir of the I-400 a drone carrier sub fleet
>>531478498>couldnt post linkMuh centcom Muh coverupKys fuckin useless piece of shit. Fuckin broccoli headed white faggot
>>531475327Nice
>>531471545Iran ? you sure ?
>>531471545You know what Ford stands for right?
>>531471545>source: some random web who?'s assAs usual, OP is a niggerfaggot.
>>531479477Fleeing Operational Retard Directives
>>531479233Iran said they hit it early on in the war but no one listened to them
>>531471545>What actually probably happened. Probably got a fire break out, and are using this as an opportunity to do a bunch of other maintenance bullshit beyond just the laundry room because if they are gonna be pulling that bitch into port, might as well make it worth it.
>>531471545Possible, Iran is still absolutely fucking doomed regardless.
>>531479477Fix Or Repair Daily.
>>531479477Found On Road Dead
>>531472259It does. It has a halon system which void clears the area of oxygen. This type of fire is impossible. It got hit. Or had an industrial or munitions accident
>>531478498Why is this surprising? The ocean is fucking colossal you can't even watch 1% of it at a time with every satellite, active radar and drone on the entire planet. These clowns that think otherwise are worse than muhdrone future warfare faggots. Hitting a US carriers means nuking Iran, something no one ever wants to do, so of course if a carrier was hit they'd literally kill people to cover it up. They'd make damn sure no one ever knew about it because it would embolden attacks on US carriers. We wouldn't have that extreme a doctrine in the first place if they were impossible to hit even with ordinance even from forty years ago.
>>531472401go join up little bitch boy. show us how it's done.
>>531471545America tried to cover up the jewish attack on the U.S.S. Liberty by threatening the surviving crewmembers with prison time. I wouldn't put it past America to tru covering up shit like this which is far less worse. America cannot be trusted on anything related to Israel.
>>531480763>trutry*
>>531471545as soon as the crew goes home theyre going to leak that they were hit, probably why they havent gone home in so long
>>531471689Honestly, if kinda buy it. Remember the vessel that went missing, and when they found it, the control deck was full of piss and shit bottles?
>>531471806It's far more likely that a brownoid fucked something up than a brownoid did something right. This the only reasonable answer was a fire caused by a brown fuck up.
>>531471689linens do not generate fucking flashover temps.
>>5314716894600 people live on that boat, if one's house burns down it doesn't cripple the entire city
>>531480949Lint does
>>531471545>our planes crash into each other during war time>our anti air shoots friendly planes down during war time>our soldiers die in training accidents on airbases during wartime>our ships have laundry fires duing wartimethe funniest part is americans actually believe this and dont question the quality of their military or its equipment
>>531480949Frigidaire had to issue a recall of their dryers because they would caused house fires. It sounds like you're brown, poor and vaxxed.
>>531481021>Canacuck doesn't understand basic probability
>>531481044>>531481140sure ramirez, i believe you bud.
>>531481021Bro do you know how many troons and furries are in the us military? And niggers?
>>531478623>>531478960Kys kikehttps://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/us-fired-at-iranian-vessel-that-approached-aircraft-carrier-officials-say/According to CENTCOM an iranian vessel sailed close enough to the Lincoln to be engaged by its main cannon. That is VISUAL range you retarded kike.>>531480519To broSINT and the kikes it is a surprise as they view themselves as all powerful and undefeatable no matter what. So understanding the vastness if the ocean goes way beyond their pitiful comprehension and goes right against their egos.>if the US/Israel arent all powerful>we might lose>and i might personally suffer!>so i will shout down anyone saying anything against my narrative of infinite power!!!!>>531480985Oh boy just wait till the singular water desalination plant in Bahrain goes up in smoke….
>>531471545>*teleports inside you*>nothing personal, kid.
>>531475137case in point>>531481222would literally rather believe muh troons and muh furries are the reason american ships and planes explode, anything but some shitty iranian suicide boat or soviet AA.
>>531473154>mcdonalds is the only company allowed to build a carrierEfficiently allocated capital.Imagine being a capitalist country and not having at least two different arms suppliers you regularly utilize.
>>531471689They've been deployed for 3 months past their go-home date, it is 100% niggers fucking shit up deliberately so they can go home.
Some people still think this US military is Bush or Obama's military. No, it's been gutted by Trump, and he put a podcaster in charge of it. 10 years of trumpism has let other countries leapfrog America technologically as well. After this, America might never recover their image.
>>531481209>SAAAAAAAAR
It was probably a homosexual trying to kill himself so his boyfriend would get the insurance money, like on the USS IOWA.
>>531476559And I'd bet good money they're going to time things so it's only close to land at night until it's at the highly restricted access shipyard where the workers can all be threatened with prosecution in they leak any pictures of it.
The Navy thought it was a good idea to staff ships with niggers who can't swim. If you tell me they found out the hard way that said niggers are literally more destructive to their own ships than enemy missiles, well I wouldn't find it that hard to believe to tell you the truth. And I never believe the media.
>>531477949Kek
