https://x.com/nypost/status/2036111325038833725This morning every news outlet decided to announce in the exact same wording that Charlie Kirk's mentor died of a "freak pickleball accident", that's officially what happened and you better not question it CHUD!
>>531482944Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>>531482944Did he swallow the ball?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do they say what actually happened? Only thing that seems realistic is he slipped on the ball and broke his neck/slammed his head at a bad angle
>>531483235Probably swallowed a lot of balls Traded the pickle for a wooden nickel, wasn’t no freak accident about it.
And just like that, all of the TPUSA college students started to question the real story behind 9/11
>>531482944How does one die playing pickleball?
>The conservative author — who was also widely dubbed the father of modern cheerleading — succumbed after two weeks on life support.Male cheerleading pioneer? This timeline just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
>>531482944was he a mormon? only mormons do that shit
he slipped and fell onto 3 bullets that pierced the back of his skull, tragic
>>531482944>FREAK PICKLEBALL ACCIDENT
With his asshole being so wide and blown out you would think it would be able to fit a ball without killing him
>>531483585
What.People actually have mentors
>>531483110Peter is a fag
>>531483835>imgflip watermarknoob
>>531482944>>531483235Quite a lot of people die from this stupid game. The ball is pretty heavy and will KO you if in bounces into your temple in the little ricochet area.
>>531482944Is he stable?
>>531483978Nonsense. Retard probably ass grabbed a Zoomer cunt in a 2-inch tennis skirt and wa curb stomped by her black Bull.
>>531483700GWB was a cheerleader too.
>>531483922That’s not a very nice thing to say to a guy who’s just doing his best. I can’t afford the 5 dollars a month for the basic version, I sure as shit can’t afford 11.95 for the pro edition to remove that watermark.
>>531483835Why didn’t he just take the eagles to the pickleball game?
>>531482944>Charlie Kirk mentor dies of "FREAK PICKLEBALL ACCIDENT"!I don't know who he is, but if he was Charlie Kirk's mentor then Mossad probably killed him for having views critical of Israel similar to Charlie's in the months leading up to his assassination.
>76 years oldHe was just a kid
>>531483295KYS kike.
>>531482944>PickleballThe boomer sport
>>531484105lock the fuck in, soldier. just add a black bar then crop it back out.
Why would anyone play something with such a stupid name?
>>531484299No it’s mostly a trendy sport for rich women t. My Rich lawyer sister plays with all her rich female friends
>>531482944>he didn‘t bless IsraelMany such cases
>>531484410Your sister sounds like a cunt
>>531484795No she is awesome and the kindest person I know I love her a lot. But she has bougie hobbies.
>>531484301I’m no soldier, probably more of a knucklehead than anything. I just like to make memes, sometimes people laugh or say something nice. I’m starting to think this isn’t one of those times. I feel like the least I could do is give imgflip some credit by leaving the watermark, I think they deserve it, they the real mvp
>>531482944Probably just to cover up his mentorship by thiel
>>531485160>bougie hobbies.does she have hugie boobies?
>>531485246I don’t want to talk or think about my sisters tits anon
>>531485311then why are you? Fuckin weirdo
>I'M PICKLE RICK
>>531482944This is extremely dangerous to (((our democracy)))
